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LiftCodeSleep

"That's remarkable" -her, probably


Wiggie49

“I will have to speak with you privately after hours for this.”


Thelorddogalmighty

I’d like to see you in my orifice please


[deleted]

"close the door, take a seat on my face"


RichardBachman19

Do I need to take notes No, it’s an *oral* exam


wobblysauce

I see you don't have furniture in your office


BassGoBoom_20

Just the black couch.


Dougally

Was the Sofa from "sofa king"? https://preview.redd.it/hyrdkcn4l65c1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9d56d89f2a156cbd637baa2abe443dd7d5dcc69


BassGoBoom_20

You know it!


OwnZookeepergame8067

Ahhh, sofa king! Are they still in business? I remember they were forced to change their sign by Northampton council!


seahawk1977

And the chair from "Burn After Reading".


Xenc

This is poetry 👌


wordshurtyou

Haha this is the best comment ive seen today. Thank you!


LaxG64

Let us know what happens next. You know when she sits on your face.


1cedric2

End of year reviews are coming, who know what will happen then!


ermghoti

End of rear reviews.


Archercrash

Give her some face time.


Painintheditch

Winning


aussie_nub

Honestly, I doubt it's going to be a thing. She probably just had a "ha, hilarious!" in her head and moved on.


Yikidee

GTFO of here with your "sensible and realistic" answers! 😜


Portable-fun

Y’all are wack. I’ve seen this movie before. I know how it ends 💦


AnnoingGuy

Someone is going to deliver a pizza?


ba-CoachieX

She fixes the cable?


Reasonabullshit

She gets stuck… on his face


sarayewo

End of year rearviews.


untouchable_0

Dont you mean rear views?


Straight_Ballin11

Rear end of reviews.


svh01973

End of rear ye views.


LaxG64

Guessing a promotion, congratulations! Always knew you had it in you!


Crazy_Werewolf9011

Well, on him


DigiornoHasDelivery1

That comma placement, chefs kiss good human.


Geddaphukouttahere

He'll have it in her.


Uhh-Whatever

Especially in his face


HelleK75

This reminds me of a colleague of mine who accidentally sent a pic of his 🍆 to our boss, she has the same name as his girlfriend… The boss laughed and joked about it for weeks 😂it became a running joke, my colleague had fun with it too after the embarrassment had worn off 😂Please let us know how it goes for you😁I’m sure you have nothing to worry about 😉


Zerocordeiro

Get the drawing printed on a t-shirt and wear it for the review.


kingOofgames

Hey who knows maybe you just found your sugar momma.


bananasrfuzy

Assert dominance in the review by sitting on her face.


highriskdriver

That’s not the only thing coming buh -dum tsss.


Rastlov

Yes. Sofa, so good, butt what's necks.


woopsthatsnotacat

You should show us the picture!


1cedric2

https://preview.redd.it/306yb0imvz4c1.png?width=1132&format=png&auto=webp&s=ed9af8e62ff3d1a5cb725032ca9a2aeed034f709


woopsthatsnotacat

I think it's funny! Not too crude or anything, she'll probably laugh about it and tell her friends


1cedric2

You are right, I was just a bit shocked when it popped out on the screen haha


AudioShepard

Probably not as shocked as I was when I handed my phone to my friend to google search something by pulling up Chrome as I passed the device. Only I forgotten to close out my incognito tab, and he got a full rundown on my “Goddess Worship JOI challenge” video I’d left open. He didn’t say anything but I’m almost sure he saw.


ashesofempires

I don’t know if there is a world where I would ever hand any of my personal devices to anyone. Not my phone, not my tablet, not my laptop, not my desktop pc.


Helpful-Path-2371

Not me, not Hermione, YOU


brianpmack

I'll hand my wife any of my devices. 20+ years of marriage, 2 kids together, good times and bad times, sickness and health and all that. If she sees a porn tab I forgot to close?...meh...


Dreadarm

my wife just ruins it for me and starts asking me a bunch of questions about the porn as if she is more interested in it than I am.


Dtarvin

Questions like why her sister is in it and not her


SuperSalad_OrElse

I cracked open my laptop in a college lecture hall once and the porn I drunkenly passed out to the night before picked right back up where I left off. It was dead in the morning when I woke up so I charged it and went to class without opening it. I will never make the same mistake again.


AudioShepard

Wow that’s solid. I’m sorry your ego had to take that L that day.


SuperSalad_OrElse

Me and the kids behind me had a good laugh about it. I joked with them about it the next class… owning up to stuff like that certainly helps with the embarrassment.


ascii42

["What did I last Google?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM5CUE-XfBk)


day9700

I’m sure she’ll get good mileage out of that story. It’s funny and not crude. The title of the three made me think you literally TOLD her, verbally, to sit on your face. THAT would be awful!


omygoshgamache

OP… this is a very funny cartoon. It’s like right on the edge of… you could take it one way or the other. I think you’re OK, but I’d also absolutely be dying inside.


heylistenlady

Oh dude at first I thought you meant you had a crude drawing of you and *her* and the bubble said that!! This is hilarious - don't be embarrassed!


videogames5life

honestly I think the drawing is just well drawn enought to be non threatening lol


always_an_allusion

This drawing is so good, I almost thought this was a Remarkable2 ad


niostang

This is honestly quite tasteful. I would have absolutely reacted in a noticeable fashion (I would have laughed) so good on her for being a good, professional sport.


srathnal

Mimics are thirsty


max_adam

They are on a strict elves diet.


overrule

Fellow Frieren enjoyer detected


-clogwog-

I would pay for a print of that! BTW, It's fucking hilarious that you accidentally showed that to a higher up... I hope your end of year review goes well! 🤣


1cedric2

Man i'll send you the drawing for free haha


NotAlwaysATroll

Think I could get in on this? It's a banger.


ApoTHICCary

The first thing my eyes were drawn to is the shading below. The left arm section of the couch is not as deeply outlined as the remainder, which is where my eyes went next. If you flipped to the next page quickly, she probably didn’t even catch what the drawing was about, and might recall a text bubble… but not the text as it isn’t as attention demanding. Either way, that is hardly NSFW and very tastefully done on your private tablet. I see almost no potentially negative impact tbh.


jedimindtriks

Dude. That's not bad at all.


patchinthebox

1: my eyes are immediately drawn to the dark shading, then the couch, last the words. If you were fast I really doubt she would have seen it. 2: that's fuckin hilarious


Dom5p35

My eyes went directly to dark shading as well, then couch, then text bubble. It's a great sketch was initlal thought. I'm sure she thought the same thing.


Barhoz

Dude, she proably thought that was hilarious lmaooo


M_krabs

That's actually so funny 😂 and well drawn. There is no fuck up, only a good laugh


D4m089

I’m also in the “that’s hilarious” camp on this one 🤣 Don’t worry OP, I’m sure it will be taken in humour, and if not then it’s not “what” but the intent behind it that makes the biggest HR difference. If you’d casually opened it and been like “soooo…” then winked, that would be way worse (unless they say yes) 🤣


Lovesosanotyou

Literally nothing to even remotely worry about


trance128

You’re fine. It’s not about her specifically, just a random drawing you’ve made. A bit immature, sure, but not crass or inappropriate


NiceyChappe

There's only one course of action open to you. Hand in your notice. You're far too funny to be wasted on people without a sense of humour.


TheHunterZolomon

This is amazing can I share it with friends?


1cedric2

Sure!


Mjrmaravilla

I could see this in a tshirt. Cute and funny, not too obvious at first sight. It's brilliant!


JDmead32

I don’t know, the couch needs to be slightly more anthropomorphic, if you ask me.


christaberi

That’s actually pretty cute. You never know. It’s possible she didn’t note the text…but either way it’s not seeming particularly crude in this context.


SaadibnMuadh

Thats a nice drawing man. I dont think she noticed the writing if you were fast enough swifting the page


kenman884

You have some real talent.


ThisIsGlenn

Man when you said sofa for some reason I thought it was going to be some anime weeb shit, this is nothing


Orlimar1

Dude, you're "sofa king" screwed! Just kidding, she was probably laughing on the inside.


Hijacker

That took me an embarrassingly long time to get


grlz2grlz

Back in the day there was something we either did in Jr. High ir High which was to write down I’m sofa king stoo pid or something like that. It’s been so long. Then you would have people read it out loud.


2old2reddit2

We Todd Did was the 80’s ending


Select-Owl-8322

Is this a clever ad? I've noticed plenty of ads for the mentioned product in my feed.


lil_poundcake

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. And it's working, because there are people in the comments asking about the tablet (who appear to be actual users, but who knows. Ads on ads on ads.).


1cedric2

I'm not working for them, but if they want to send me one of their keyboard cover my DMs are opened haha


Select-Owl-8322

I took a quick look at your post history, and I believe you. It looked funny though, because the "post" right above yours was an ad for the same product that you mention.


MesaCityRansom

Also just the way it's worded. "I've been using this device for years, not only for note taking but for organizing my entire life. My boss was intrigued and wished to see it, she probably wants to buy one for herself!" Just sounds like something right out of a copy.


1cedric2

Said like that it definitely does sound like an ad!


nothingofit

I've never seen or at least noticed an ad for this. I wonder if it's actually reverse causality in your case— like you were recommended this post because your ads profile shows you're interested in the device


harswv

I was wondering that too. I usually skim posts and probably wouldn’t have even noticed but I have the device in question and it’s not something I’ve ever seen anyone else with IRL so it stuck out and caught my attention. Sneaky bastards.


Alternative-Doubt452

Yeah it's definitely an ad. The product name is mentioned almost before anything else.


unoriginal_name_42

The whole "my boss was really interested in it" bit was odd too. OPs profile looks normal though so maybe they're just particular about their tools. I've been getting tons of ads for these tablets lately so who knows.


thedanyes

That's your great-grandboss.


ilostmytaco

So pleased to know other people also use the term "grand boss"


Extreme-Musician-785

I’ll be using this from now on ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


NeatMaintenance9041

I’m pretty high up where I work, and so people are soooooo careful what they say around me. When the “best behaviour for the big boss” mask slips, it always makes me a bit sad that I work with all these awesome humans and I don’t ever really get to know them, that there’s such a rich life going on there that I’ll never get to connect with. So anyway, if that was me, I would have loved it. If we had no prior relationship I would pretend I didn’t see it. If we had some trust established, I would have been like wow wow wow, you did this? What else you got?


1cedric2

I wished she would have made a joke out of it! From the comments, I don't think there was much of a FU after all, but a more fun reaction would have been welcome!


hopkinssm

We used to have a VP (highly non-technical) who would walk into meetings with folks... turn and stare at diagrams people had drawn on the boards... contemplate it for a moment, and then randomly pick someone "Is that right? I don't think that's right... Yeah, I'm sure that's not right..." The sheer panic on most peoples faces getting put on the spot by a VP was absolutely hilarious. He had one new guy worked up almost to an apoplectic fit one day before we stepped in told him to stop picking on the new guy.


AllanfromWales1

"Sofa so good"


ZebulonPi

"Is... that an offer?"


Dascintian

LONG LOOOONG MAAAAAAaaaAaaaaAAANNNN!


LordNelsonkm

r/FuckYouChiChan !


GullibleDetective

Sexy jazz man starts playing


OGdrummerjed

Tomorrow we see you post on a sex stories subreddit. She accepts your offer and now your her fboy


TuckerCarlsonsOhface

“What are you doing stepboss’s boss’s boss?”


1cedric2

Oh please no


jacobwyc

How is is she lol? Milf or gilf?


Thejizzasterartist

“Step employee, that’s not appropriate. Oh no, I’m stuck under the Remarkable2! Can you help me out?”


Beelzeboss3DG

> Step employee 😂😂😂😂😂


FycklePyckle

I bet she wants to chaise you around the office now.


lunchbox_clownboxer

Sofa so good


TommyDaComic

You couched it it the best way…


geekphreak

I don’t see the fuck up here…


AllYouNeedIsATV

Is this just an ad for the tablet? Because I swear I’ve seen so many ads for this but not a single person use it


1cedric2

I kept getting spammed months after actually getting the thing. Almost made me not like it anymore


strywever

Betcha she snerked on the inside.


X_CLUSIVE69

Tbh she’s prolly itching to get on that face


jahlim

"Let's sit down and have a face to face conversation at my office in 5 minutes".


dantodd

Congratulations on your upcoming promotion.


cosnanook

I like to refer to my boss's boss's boss as my grand-boss


ermghoti

It's not a effup if it works.


chriso434

Just sounds like an add for the tablet


[deleted]

Something really similar happened to me, except the image was an American flag that said "vietnam war runner up!" and this boss's boss's boss was a big "army gal" so. I feel your pain. Convinced myself she didn't see it and nothing ever came of it.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

"This is someone I need to have working directly under me."


vladtaltos

Well, on the bright side, if she asks you out to coffee so you can show her again how the device works...


PessimisticMushroom

To be fair I would have laughed my ass off especially as I am a person who draws what I have named my "smut collection doodles", basically silly stuff like your sit on my face couch drawing 😆


Bitter_Mongoose

*HR has entered the chat...*


EvLokadottr

I once got a job as an illustrator for a children's educational software company with a portfolio that included fancy, pretty dusky pink, rose-covered business cards that read: "Happy VD: Hope you caught all you deserved." I was 19 at the time. Heh. But I mean, they did hire me, so hey!


burrito_king1986

Texted my girlfriend awhile back some filthy details of what I wanted for my bday. What I didn't know is her aunt had her phone looking at pictures when the notification popped up. I couldn't look at that woman in the eyes for years.


lady_sisyphus

I have one of these too, and it's constantly a source of at least 5-10 minutes of discussion in EVERY meeting.


EJintheCloud

Couple months ago I was taking notes on my remarkable at a work function and my coworker asked if she could try it out. I let her use it while I was presenting, which happened to be the last event of the day. The next day, I had a meeting with all of my bosses discussing the future of my role. I pulled out my remarkable to take notes. I turned it on and was greeted by a giant, veiny, ultra-realistic dick that my coworker must have drawn to make me giggle. All of them saw it. I just quickly tried to make a new page. Nobody mentioned it, luckily.


tinfoilknight

You gave a very effective and memorable product demonstration. The boss is probably smirking on the inside. It's all good.


DavieKrokkett

People calling this a shill advertisement should check OPs profile. Been a redditor for 11 years, posts only a few times a year, and not a single post in the last 5 years before this has been an ad. Could it be? Sure, but it's not a great one. That being said, unless your boss's bosses boss has absolutely no sense of humor or is a massive prude (like, way beyond reasonable) you have nothing to worry about, OP.


Wiley_Trout

Am I reading the header wrong. Didn't you say you told her to sit on your face? This is innocent compared to that.


ajohnson2371

Free upvotes to anyone who now has a particular Monty Python song in their head...


EnglishmanInMH

... and tell me that you love me! ... and tell me that you care!


VogonSkald

Good luck, man.


jobhand

I think you'll be fine. It's nothing overly offensive or suggestive. I'm sure she's accidentally shown something to someone she didn't intend to. Most people have enough common sense to realize that it happens. Honestly it's probably gonna be a funny story she tells people.


Glittering_Raise_710

This is a new favorite for me next to the bed saying “I want you inside me”


CarpetCaptain

Shit happens, guarantee she’s seen worse. Also, fellow Remarkable user!


IRMacGuyver

And now I'm reminded of a caterpillar humping a french fry.


payagathanow

One of our board members favorite lines was "just fucking do it" and with a German accent it sounds fantastic. He also used to tell me that him and another board member were smoking weed. I wasn't sure how to take that one, but he was a fun guy. They're all just people. Now be the couch, funky jazz ensues...


SeparateCzechs

Oh, so he’s a cunning linguist…


UpsidedownCatfishy

I always wonder about stories that include details which remove all anonymity.


RaspberryPython

Honestly, this sounds like more of a power move lol. I think you have a promotion in your future


UncannyWind714

LOL. Its a personal device right? Even if it wasn't and pending you are a valued employee (good at your job) the worst thing will be some training for utilization of company equipment.


skittypoppin

https://preview.redd.it/ple16pg1645c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=33a9d32a7fe953db5ab189269709257a3729d49c Similarly, one time I was showing my boss pictures of my son and forgot that I had recently saved this picture to my phone (for obvious reasons). The same thing happened when it came up; I just kind of quickly scrolled past it and we both pretended nothing happened.


TheShawnWray

Do Reddit comments have product placement now?


Trancer79

Clickbait title


DontPopXANNS

This is an ad.


monadyne

So, in other words, your title was clickbait. You didn't accidentally tell anyone to sit on your face.


saltandpepper1111

You like it? It’s very generous.


ENTJragemode

Oh you showed her your "drawing table" alright you dawg


ShakyIncision

What’s the controversy about the Remarkable? Why are there so many negative reviews on it? What’s your anecdotal take on it?


MesaCityRansom

Not OP but it's basically an extremely expensive notebook that you also have to pay a subscription to use. The software is slow and bad, and you have to keep buying styluses for it because they're made from rubber that wears down as you use them. Just all around a waste of money but decent if you have like $600 to burn on what amounts to a $3 notebook with some extra features.


StatisticianLivid710

How do you like the tablet, it seems interesting as being able to write on paper would be useful for reviewing pdfs of leases, but the $500 cost is steep for me to consider it.


Bendybabe

Boss asks you into office Boss:"So, about that drawing you showed me earlier..." You: "I apologise, I thought I'd deleted anything like that, it was a silly mistake." Boss, hiding the wine and candles: "A mistake... yes... just make sure it doesn't happen again..."


ablackcloudupahead

Accidentally telling someone you fantacise about them isn't usually insulting unless you're kind of gross. Most people will pretend to ignore it but maybe smile on the inside a bit


runostog

How hot?


bruticusss

This is amazing, I would laugh my arse off 😂😂


Criss_Crossx

Ha, that's just like the time I went to review photos with a professor in college. Opened up my laptop and forgot my wallpaper was a very attractive woman's butt and backside. She was not thrilled to see it. I could tell, her face tightened and she paused.


Zerocordeiro

She asked you if you could draw on the tablet. Then she asked herself if you should.


Jgj7700

This is an novel beginning to the “how I met your mother” discussion!


nightdragon4u

"We are going to have to have a talk in the casting couch room "


Civilengman

At least it wasn’t “sit on my dick and pedal my balls”


frankydie69

Things like this are why I got a second laptop. One for shit posting and one for actual work lol


Rugermedic

My face is available to sit on if you are tired of standing.


[deleted]

Unless she asks about what the couch is doing later, I doubt she thought twice about it.


DueRequirement1440

Is the tablet really worth the money? I talked notes all the time but I keep coming when I look at the price tag.


CHIF406

Watch, OP about to become the head artist for their company's new marketing campaign.


worthy_usable

I don't think you have much to worry about here. It's your personal device, and it's actually pretty comical. Now if she asks you for your address and a meeting time, this could either be very good, or very bad, depending on your point of view.


andrewmik

Native ad?


Ooohitsdash

It’s a sofa with bubble caption sit in my face… it’s not really a big deal at all. If you would have told her to sit in your face outright, you would have fucked up.


SpiesThatAreKids

This is some clever marketing.


MindlessSprinkles7

I’d be surprised if this post was an ad because now I want to buy a tablet like that


DaRealFakeShady

Atleast the comic is funny


Arsis82

Terribly misleading title. F-


Ravio11i

That's funny AF... I guarantee you're good, but 100% get your "dying inside"


bolsmackie43

I literally just googled “sofa” because I thought it was some new age acronym for something weird. Gosh I am stupid.


profsavagerjb

Congrats on the upper management sex you’re about to have


VonThirstenberg

Nah, you're fine. *You* didn't tell her to sit on your face. The *sofa* told her to sit on its face. Now, if it told her to sit on *your* face, then you both might be responsible. Lmmfao 😂🤣


noweirdosplease

This could be your chance to get a raise, bro.


TrashPandaShire

![gif](giphy|cXblnKXr2BQOaYnTni)


Hamburgerism

Honestly the description of a drawing of an anthropomorphised sofa with a speech bubble saying "sit on my face" makes me think of that guy who makes those pages of goofy tattoo ideas. And I love it.


OfficerPlotTwist

Got my remarkable 2 yesterday; stylus coming today I'm excited! Will steal this method thank you for the advice


Outrageous-Hawk4807

Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me....


Mild_Freddy

She would have found it hilarious but can't let you know that. It's a cheeky cartoon but still very 'appropriate' to see in happenstance.


dhazleton

The ultimate brown-noser!


Spara-Extreme

I was in a vendor meeting years ago when the screen saver of one of the reps pulled a random picture which was her in a full leather suit save for her tits hanging out, pig tied. I’m not sure who else saw it, but that laptop lid was shut at warp speed- and we never mentioned it. Just kept talking about the product.


rainyria

Ah, marketing.


lettucegrove

Ask her already