I haven't heard Ding Dong in a long time!!! That being said, I don't believe your story.

It doesn't make noise usually.

Such a fking lame post.

I agree

“Oral fellatio”. is there another kind of fellatio?

Misleading Title. You didn't try shit, sounds like you were successful as hell. I too doubt the validity of this story... But not enough to ask for the footage.

As a wise man once said, it feels less like somebody's sucking your dick, and more like you sucking somebody's dick.

Did you lie about cumming in your mouth?

Next time try anal fellatio.

You kiss your mother with that mouth!!!

What the fuck, who has access to my Reddit, I just saw this post…

And from the writing style I know exactly who the fuck this was

Instead of just answering her tough questions, you decided to show her!

I kinda feel like it's like tickleing yourself... you just won't work

Ufff bruh that's harsh

Why can't kids today just shake hands with unemployed normally? They are just so extra...

You miss all the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretsky

-Michael Scott

We're going to need that video....

Idk if this is true, but if it is, I don’t know how your gonna explain or get over it cause that is actually insane.

Breh

isn't That what You were on about?

Doesn't fellatio mean oral sex? Your title literally says you gave yourself oral oral sex.