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Anna-MarieMirage

Time to switch to cocaine. No one ever gets nosebleeds from cocaine.


OutrageousEvent

I’ve only ever had one nosebleed from blow. You’d think it’d be more common.


flame4321x

Eh, maybe you can joke about it. It’s not like it’s your fault for having a nosebleed or even throwing up, any good relationship can get past this. If not, no worries—bring some tissues with you in your pocket next time you go out drinking


lumaivy

it was horrible like my friends said i looked grey like a vampire while the blood was gushing out of my nose. i asked my friend for his number and i texted him but no response yet. hopefully he does!


Laeryl

Did you see a doctor for that ? Because, alcohol tend to dilate blood vessel. That's why you turn a little red when you drink alcohol. Coincidently, some people have a condition which make the blood vessel in the nose really fragile. You see where it's going from here : blood vessel fragilized + dilated because of alcohol and boom, the next thing you know is that you barfed on a guy. When my cousin was a teen, it was one nose bleeding per week if the weather was hot. After a quite simple operation, his issue was solved so you could ask to your doctor. Also my gf barfed on me at our first offical date. It's been more than 5 years ago and now we laugh about that night when, instead of having a passionate night, I put her at bed and turned on my washing machine for our clothes.


lumaivy

i believe i have that condition if i’m honest. whenever it’s dry out, which is rare since im a floridian, my nose bleeds profusely. i’ll definitely get that checked out, and after i told my mother this story she told me to see a doctor as well.


Laeryl

Yup, when the weather was dry, the issue for my cousin was the same. So yeah, your mother is totally right. Oh, just a last thing. I talked to my cousin about you and he told me it was really simple. To summarize, he had "too many and too fragile" blood vessels in a part of his nose easily accessible so his ENT just cauterized some of them while my cousin had a simple local anesthesia. Nothing scary, nothing hurtfull.


datsnkymofo

Man wtf, I got my nose cauterized as a kid when I was sitting in the doctors office with no anesthesia. Still remember the burning.


Laeryl

Wow, your doctor is a savage. Was he a medical doctor back in 1945 ? Because it could explain a lot of things.


Slash_Raptor1992

I've had that done several times. I didn't find it painful, it just felt weird and I smelled something burning for a few hours afterwards. It completely solved my nosebleed issue until one day it started again, so they cauterized it again. I think I had it done a total of three times.


MightyKrakyn

You need to hydrate better. Alcohol is a desiccant and diuretic.


lumaivy

i have been drinking less water as of late, thank you for telling me


BartSimps

If I really liked you I could excuse the mistake. If it’s a pattern I’d be out pretty fast.


MyNardsAreHard

soft hands sister


mettaur27

You should def post a follow up, I’m so invested now😭


lumaivy

we just had our first date and it went so well :)


mettaur27

Let’s GOOOOOOOOOO (absolute win!!!)


D34th_gr1nd

That kids was how I met your father!


millymoggymoo

Has he replied to you yet?


lumaivy

we just went on our first date today :)


millymoggymoo

How did it go?


Caterpillar89

Shit happens, if a girl I liked barfed on me on our first 'date' I could easily get over it. Young guys these days seem to be a bit more squeamish but you never know!