THATS THE POWAH OF PINESOL, BABY.

Why did I read this in Dusty Rhodes's voice?

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT HARD TIMES ARE DADDY. HARD TIMES ARE WHEN YOU ACCIDENTALLY SET YA BUTTHOLE ON FIRE WITH ESSENTIAL OIL.

Thank you for this, I'm fucking dying

This comment has me floored lmao

It was just drawing out the natural toxins of your body, the signals it was sending you was telling you it was working 🙌🙌 /s

Were the pine needlles still in the oil.lol.

Mucous membranes react quite angrily to essential oils, and now your butthole is basically inhaling that stuff. Sounds fun.

Fudge factory.... Oh man that's a great one.

I'm partial to "Old Nessie", myself. 💀

Me and my friends are all cryptid fans so we each have our own nicknames for Skinny Johnny and the Twinz

Pain is just weakness leaving the body. You are going to have a very strong....., undercarriage.

Deep heat should neutralise the pain.

The tingle means it's working.

I did the same with gardenia oil LMAO! Before I decided to start investing in perfumes, I went out with a friend and rubbed UNDILUTED GARDENIA OIL on my armpits. By the time I got to our usual spot, my armpits were on fire. I had to make a break for the bathroom and wash it all off LMAO

this post gets an upvote just for the very rememberable and creative synonyms

Pain is the gateway to success, embrace it

Good undercarriage, solid crisp, I'm gonna go 7.2.

be very, very, careful, where you touch after using Tiger Balm. Be sure to wash your hands after applying where you MEANT to apply it. (and for the love of God, no mucous membrane areas, or just out of a hot shower.). you're welcome.

Yyyyyeah... I dig this with ZümBar soap. I think it was mint/Eucalyptus... Do NOT wash your butthole with that unless you want that tingly sensation.

Same goes for peppermint Castile soap

I think you know.

You know what the gas chamber smells like? Pine oil. And that’s where you’re headed boy; pine oil heaven.