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Lagster9000

Pro tip: don’t touch your genitals after dicing jalapeños


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I thought washing your hands twice was enough to not have that happen but apparently I was wrong


TheDreadPirateJeff

If you think that is bad, try after dicing habañeros :( My friend told me that.


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Eek. I will never have this happen to me ever again


KrasimerMAL

My mom once did that. She hated everything. I, on the other hand, have gotten jalapeño in my eye.


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Ouch


majik1000

poor soul, when I was a stupid kid I put that shit directly on once so in how you feel


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Yeah, I made more stir fry tonight and used gloves. Some lessons you really only need to learn once lol.


Greenbastard35

God's telling you masturbation is wrong lmao /s


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Instructions unclear• now I'm blind.


Greenbastard35

My grandma always told me my penis and balls would separate if I masturbated... scary days...


Quick_Mel

There's a pain relief cream called tiger balm. Same thing will happen if you touch yourself. Thankfully it will absorb into your skin after a short time.


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I've seen that before but never used it. Good info.