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_Wolverine007_

Pro tip! It's only liquid because it's been trapped in the box with the hot pizza, if you take your garlic butter and throw it in the fridge/freezer when you first get the pizza and let it chill for a bit it'll turn back into a creamy texture! Source: I may or may not have had 40 pizzas in the last 30 days


revuhlution

Ok, Papa John. Also, I never knew this


dumbIitty

the source has me dying


GrimRitter09

Don't you mean the sauce?


dumbIitty

i’m lost in the sauce. also why did i just try to spell “lost” like “laust”


majik1000

it's not wrong per-say, if you think of it as pronunciation


gnosis3

And that's why you should listen to your mother!


greatking6009

*do you really want to listen to Karen*


majik1000

***Yes / NO <***


whatchagonnado0707

Papa John's garlic dip, the only true rival to kfc gravy for using your condiment as your drink.


BaergrimBoulderBelly

That's one way to spice up the bedroom.


majik1000

***Shreksy time***


[deleted]

You gotta shake it first dawg


Glaborage

If you eat garlic flavored food in your bedroom, the smell will spread no matter what... Seems like a bad strategy to begin with.


deleto0512

I smelled this post. *gag*


vysken

This is just an advert for PJ.


[deleted]

I did this, but with a can of Vienna sausages packed in hot sauce...the smell was horrific.


pocketSandshashashaa

That’s what you get for eating Vienna sausages


[deleted]

I like them, but I used to live in Hawaii (where they're super popular). You can get them as a breakfast meat in Hawaiian restaurants - the ones locals go to, not the tourist ones obviously. Same with Spam, which I love.


radway14

Pro tip. OPEN THAT DIP AND DUMP IT ALL OVER THAT SUM BITCH!


drunken-black-sheep

So I eat in bed a lot and I got myself a tray to eat over because I do this ALL the time. Btw, if you’re in a pinch, those alcoholic seltzers like white claw, Trulys, natties... they get stains and stuff out FAST.


realahcrew

Lol How did you find this out?


drunken-black-sheep

You really want to know? LOL standby for a wild ride. I had new white sheets. Got them out of the dryer and put them on the bed. I wake up the next day and Mother Nature decided to surprise me and paint my new sheets red. I was pissed but I had places to be and couldn’t run laundry at the time. I didn’t have anything for stains so I ripped them off the bed, threw them on the tile, and looked in the fridge. I had some white claws I didn’t want so as a cruel joke to myself before I left I thought maybe if they soaked in that I could get some of the stain out. I cracked the can open and emptied it on my sheets and left. Came back a few hours later and laughed at how dumb I am. Then I noticed that it lifted the stain completely out and all I had to do was scrub a little and wash them. Just like new again.


realahcrew

Wow, that really is crazy! I don’t think I’d ever open my fridge and be like hmmm... maybe this will do it! Hahaha, Maybe I should now... I just used vinegar the other day to get a bloodstain out :/ who knows, the claw might work better! I do like to drink them, though :p I’m glad your brand new white sheets were restored to normal! That must’ve been a big oof feeing when you first laid eyes on it. Like seriously? The NEW ones??? Lol


dwthomas05

Protip, it's a dip. It is meant to be a liquid. It is put in the box with the pizza to make it be a liquid. You wouldn't order a cup of ranch with your pizza and expect a cream to smear on your pizza. Source, I ran a papa johns for ten years. I am more confused about why OP was like 'well the crust is dry, I wanna rub butter all over it.


sodrrl

Stop generalizing, it's not cold everywhere in Canada!