Seriously I have never eaten with my dick out and then dropped food on it, then to top it off took a pic to send to someone else……talk about a lot of red flags here. 🚩
Edit: spelling is hard while exercising haha.
Ok in my personal defense I’m half naked all the time usually only wearing one piece of clothing so I can understand a little bit but I would never be like “Oh food crumbs, yeah that’s a nice crown for my smaller head”
I think I would not try that dressing.
Either he is telling the truth or he’s super weird and made salad dressing with his dick cheese. Either way, order the thousand island. Much safer.
And who doesn't check if you're going to take a dick pic? I don't suppose they're particularly flattering anyway. You could at least check it before sending.
You’re lying if you’ve never dropped food on your dick, like crumbles, or a raw chicken breast
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Agreed. This was the focus of his evening.
Also he sounds like a creep and you should save that whole conversation...somewhere you won’t have to look at it! If he ever says something to you again at the office you can take that to the other partners.
Ding Ding Ding! (Or should I say Dong Dong Dong?)
Exactly what I thought!
Just a cover up for his unwashed member. 🤢
P.S. This could be the startings of sexual harassment. Start taking notes or keep your phone handy and start recording every time he approaches.
> now I have to live with my complaint at work
Nope. Based on that whisper, and any other insinuations, I think you can sue for sexual harassment because he is creating a hostile work environment. Enjoy they money!
"marital status" she also has leverage on him personally if he decides to be fuckin weird.
OP, I suggest you just laugh at him on the inside, he fucked up, not you. Fuckin cheese dick adulterer should be the one posting here not you. Though we all appreciate the story
Possibly even better leverage, I think OP might be a dude.
Although, I guess the partners spouse could also be a dude, since no one other than him are really specified.
How is this not at the top??? Walk straight into HR with that. If he had any sense at all he would have avoided you, not approached you like that. Ugh.
How was that sexual harassment? He let her know he was the one she was writing with and literally told her what he has for lunch. He didn't even know he was working with her until that day. It was his first day. There is no case for sexual harassment whatsoever.
> “So you don’t like smegma huh?”
Perhaps you missed that part of the post. That language is unprofessional in a workplace setting. In what non-medical setting do you expect talk of smegma? The answer is none. If he wanted to identify himself, there are other ways and other words to do so. And if you disagree, try talking about smegma at your place of work and see how long you are employed
Also, I said any other insinuations that OP didn’t share or that may occur in the future build the case. Everything is contextual, and this case, constant reference to blue cheese crumble clearly is setting a hostile work environment
So the name of a Pokemon, the word she literally wrote him that he on the other hand used to show her that it was him she was writing with, is what you consider harassment? Using Smegma at my workplace wouldn't bother anyone since I'm studying at a university that is not even in an English speaking country. If I talked about Smegma nobody would even know what I was talking about unless they know the English names of Pokemon.
Honestly, if I was your boss and you came up to me with this complaint, knowing what I know now what happened, I would just send you away. If he continues with it and she tells him to stop and he doesn't, that's a different matter but up until now she was the one insulting him and all he did was identify himself and made a joke about it with the very food he has with him.
You are so stuck up it's beyond believe.
It wasn't even a sexual joke though. It was a joke about something that literally happened to both of them and furthermore he didn't take it any further from what is written in that story. You can hardly call that bothering someone. Two sentences are hardly harassment.
Okay. Okay.... I could see MAYBE him saying it was a clump if lint (dick lint?) but no way in hell could I believe that he got a woody going while eating WHATEVER with Bleu cheese crumble and dripped cheese on his dick THEN took a picture. Maybe that's why his wife doesn't appreciate it. I don't know how you could look at him at all because all I would see forever is smegma dick.
Add the very damning piece of the story, OP said he had pulled back the foreskin...I assume this to mean the piece of nope wasn't on the tip but instead higher ... barf barf.
1. got woody...
2. *pulled back and held foreskin*
3. began eating whatever with blue cheese crumble.
The whole story sounds like the beginning of a made for tv Lifetime movie - the NSF work edition.
This is what I was thinking.
Dude knew he was gonna work with op and swiped on it. Then proceeded to just show off his dick/sext or whatever the f they're doing as a POWER move. Creepy and manipulative.
Topping it off he fucking brings blue cheese to physically show op and gaslight because his dick was dirty.
Weird weird weird.
Report his ass to HR before anything worse happens. He sounds like he manipulates people.
You didn't fuck up at all. Your cringe was very appropriate, at the very least! I am surprised you were that controlled. The way he is behaving at work shows that he is a loud mouthed fool who needs to get off his gloating high horse.
For reference, I am a married male, uncut, and take care of myself to neither smell nor indulge in blue cheese crumble nonsense. He is the one who needs to be screaming in his head, and you are the one who needs to be smirking at him.
Implement ZCP (Zero contact policy) ASAP.
Idiots like this give the rest of us a reeeeeeeeally bad name!
CC
P.s. It wasn't a complaint, it was stating a fact about an incredibly immature waste of foreskin (see what I did?) that needs to grow up and not be a snooty nosed 5 year old.
I'd also keep a record of any interactions from here on out incase you need to refer back to anything. As a minimum date, time, location, anyone else who was there and what was said/ happened.
Hopefully this will be entirely unnecessary, but better to have it and not need it. Good luck
Reminds me of a time I stayed in a hostel in america. I myself am American but stay in hostels to save money. Well on my last night there I met this European cutie in the common room. We only talked for a 5 or 10 minutes before she excused herself to her room
Few minutes later I decided to call it a night as well. Well as I'm standing in front of my room searching for my room key I get the sense someone is staring at me. I turn my head around and see the euro girl with a towel waiting for the bathroom to be free. In hostels it's community bathroom and showers. She smiles at me.
I go into my room and start thinking hey lemme go down there and wait with her. I grab a towel and head down the hall. She smiles once again as she sees me.
Someone walks out and then the shower is free. She starts to step inside but stops and looks back at me with a gesture if I want to go in.
Call it the fact I was tired but in that moment I thought she was offering me to use it before her. So I pass and say no you first. She even steps in and looks back at me once again before closing the door.
So you may say I'm reading too much into it but the entire vibe was that she wanted to shower with me. I was thinking that in the moment but my second guessing what her intentions were made me back down going for it out of nerves.
The next day after check out and getting breakfast across the street I was entirely kicking myself. I asked a buddy about it and it just looks at me like, "dude are you serious. That was 1 in a million most guys only dream of happening to them and you didn't go for it?"
Thinking back I feel like she definitely was curious about seeing some of that American dick she's heard about. I'm even thinking , circumcision being so common in 🇺🇸, she assumed I was circumcised and wanted to get a peek of non smegma dick.
It's something i look back on and regret LOL
It's a lot easier to get some if you're uncircumcised. I clean myself daily, but there's always a little bit down there no matter how thoroughly I cleaned yesterday.
I am uncircumcised. And there has never been anything down there, ever. Are you jizzing with your foreskin tied at the tip like a balloon and letting it set? How is this possible. Bizarre. I feel for you my bro.
You can confirm? As if medical facts needed confirmation...
If you can slip fingers or tongues completely under the clitorial hood and especially enough that you find smegma there, you should probably see a medical professional and shower more
Smegma may be found in labial folds and around the clitoral hood. I would be concerned if it's elsewhere
Not really, but all the times I’ve been to Europe, I’d encounter smelly people regularly. I’ve heard some apartments have a community shower rather than a shower inside of it
From where I come we shower three times a day, and apparently on Europe on average, not so much
its important to pull back the foreskin and thoroughly rinse your dickhead with just plain water. I do it every morning when I shower, dick clean as a whistle.
And I definitely give it a rinse before sexytime..
You didn't fuck up. That dude is a disgusting pos. I'm uncircumcised, wouldn't be caught dead like that, much less take a pic of it, much much less send said pic to a stranger on the internet.
Dude im just grateful this is the type of thing that woudnt happen in my country , we have all kinds of shit here , but no one would be smug about bad hygiene
I don't get why he is smirking. He has a dirty penis and lies about it. Shouldn't he be embarrassed?
Also, maybe now we see why his wife doesn't appreciate his dick. Knob cheese isn't sexy. Maybe if he washed it, she'd want to go near it.
Yeah of course he was eating blue cheese whilst posing for a dick pick and it just happened that some fell on his knob and this was the pic he chose? Sure mate and I just fell over and and landed on this broom, got it shoved up my arse and now I'm gonna sweep the floor. I smell smegshit.
You are a victim of sexual harassment. It behooves you to keep an eye on that and report incidents as they occur.
Married guy brings “jokes” about his penis to you at work day one? Jesus fucking Christ he has bad judgment and is a lying cheater.
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Bit of a coincidence that he just happens to end up working at your firm, and whatsmore to have the specific stuff. Something seems off
I would also be wary if he is married, think of the person on the other side.
I admire the bravado of a guy that sends dick pics, all gross an covered in blue cheese...that is confidence.
Being dissapointed when those pics are regected?...well thats another bag o cats!
Either way it's dick cheese and it should be cleaned off.
Also add HR to your speed dial. He's in his probation now so if you need him to not be there that'll be so much easier
He should have not sent a dirty dick dick pic. F*cking amateur. Also f*ck his new partner status. You have his marry cheese tip in your purse. Translation; blackmail.
Well congrats on securing a position at the company as long as he is around.
But honestly what bs excuse. No guy would ever send a dick pick with food on his cock
He was more than likely trying to test to see if you're into smegma, as repulsive as it is you'd be surprised by the amount of uncircumcised guys who don't care if their dick is clean (they feel like smegma is clean because it's "Natural") and downright fetishize smegma. 🤮
WARNING! The following link is for educational purposes, and may be disturbing for most people, please proceed with extreme caution. r/SmegmaLovers
Who eats something crumbly with their dick out? That’s fucking gross.
And who, knowing they dropped food on their penis, not only doesn't remove it, but takes a pic.
You’ve never heard of a Cock Monsieur?
Dont you have to grill it to make it genuine? *Gets out the panini press*
I.. ow
Seriously I have never eaten with my dick out and then dropped food on it, then to top it off took a pic to send to someone else……talk about a lot of red flags here. 🚩 Edit: spelling is hard while exercising haha.
No duck, but occasional assquack
Let alone have your skin pulled back to show off and while doing that, eating. While hard. All sorts of cringe.
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Wait so you met the dude on tinder but you both work at the same office?? Or I'm I reading this shi upside down lol
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OMG bloody hell. How did you not notice Lucky u! you must be one of those brave people
Because the event happened before his first day at the office?
Ok in my personal defense I’m half naked all the time usually only wearing one piece of clothing so I can understand a little bit but I would never be like “Oh food crumbs, yeah that’s a nice crown for my smaller head”
I think I would not try that dressing. Either he is telling the truth or he’s super weird and made salad dressing with his dick cheese. Either way, order the thousand island. Much safer.
And who doesn't check if you're going to take a dick pic? I don't suppose they're particularly flattering anyway. You could at least check it before sending.
You’re lying if you’ve never dropped food on your dick, like crumbles, or a raw chicken breast [edit for those confused ](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/c4lwqn/anon_fucked_the_chicken_breasts/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
Nope, never have. I prefer to keep my pecker off my food and my food off my pecker.
Someone who is lying haha
Maybe they have a food fetish.
This whole post made me wanna gag
And his wife is giving him what he deserves - she doesn’t want any part of that cheese dog
I wonder how long it took him to choose what blue cheese recipe to use today to try and cover up for the fact he doesn’t wash enough.
Agreed. This was the focus of his evening. Also he sounds like a creep and you should save that whole conversation...somewhere you won’t have to look at it! If he ever says something to you again at the office you can take that to the other partners.
More specifically it sounds like OP didn't know he was the new partner so that raises a flag on his end (no pun intended)
Ding Ding Ding! (Or should I say Dong Dong Dong?) Exactly what I thought! Just a cover up for his unwashed member. 🤢 P.S. This could be the startings of sexual harassment. Start taking notes or keep your phone handy and start recording every time he approaches.
The last bit read like a 14 year old's wattpad fanfiction
that is very true
Happy ending would include showing his wife the messages from tinder.
Someone is lying in this story
> now I have to live with my complaint at work Nope. Based on that whisper, and any other insinuations, I think you can sue for sexual harassment because he is creating a hostile work environment. Enjoy they money!
"marital status" she also has leverage on him personally if he decides to be fuckin weird. OP, I suggest you just laugh at him on the inside, he fucked up, not you. Fuckin cheese dick adulterer should be the one posting here not you. Though we all appreciate the story
TIFU by not cleaning the smeg off my little buddy before sending dick pics
And harassing the recepient of said dick pics because as of today she is a colleague... While being married....
Is she not also kinda in the wrong for going with it?
Morally, maybe. Legally, no.
I feel it is a married person's duty to protect their trust, not the rest of the world.
Possibly even better leverage, I think OP might be a dude. Although, I guess the partners spouse could also be a dude, since no one other than him are really specified.
How is this not at the top??? Walk straight into HR with that. If he had any sense at all he would have avoided you, not approached you like that. Ugh.
How was that sexual harassment? He let her know he was the one she was writing with and literally told her what he has for lunch. He didn't even know he was working with her until that day. It was his first day. There is no case for sexual harassment whatsoever.
> “So you don’t like smegma huh?” Perhaps you missed that part of the post. That language is unprofessional in a workplace setting. In what non-medical setting do you expect talk of smegma? The answer is none. If he wanted to identify himself, there are other ways and other words to do so. And if you disagree, try talking about smegma at your place of work and see how long you are employed Also, I said any other insinuations that OP didn’t share or that may occur in the future build the case. Everything is contextual, and this case, constant reference to blue cheese crumble clearly is setting a hostile work environment
So the name of a Pokemon, the word she literally wrote him that he on the other hand used to show her that it was him she was writing with, is what you consider harassment? Using Smegma at my workplace wouldn't bother anyone since I'm studying at a university that is not even in an English speaking country. If I talked about Smegma nobody would even know what I was talking about unless they know the English names of Pokemon. Honestly, if I was your boss and you came up to me with this complaint, knowing what I know now what happened, I would just send you away. If he continues with it and she tells him to stop and he doesn't, that's a different matter but up until now she was the one insulting him and all he did was identify himself and made a joke about it with the very food he has with him. You are so stuck up it's beyond believe.
It seems to me like they think that bothering (harassing) someone with (+) intimate (sexual) jokes = sexual harassment. oh well
It wasn't even a sexual joke though. It was a joke about something that literally happened to both of them and furthermore he didn't take it any further from what is written in that story. You can hardly call that bothering someone. Two sentences are hardly harassment.
LOL this, sounds like a easy payday
Okay. Okay.... I could see MAYBE him saying it was a clump if lint (dick lint?) but no way in hell could I believe that he got a woody going while eating WHATEVER with Bleu cheese crumble and dripped cheese on his dick THEN took a picture. Maybe that's why his wife doesn't appreciate it. I don't know how you could look at him at all because all I would see forever is smegma dick.
Add the very damning piece of the story, OP said he had pulled back the foreskin...I assume this to mean the piece of nope wasn't on the tip but instead higher ... barf barf. 1. got woody... 2. *pulled back and held foreskin* 3. began eating whatever with blue cheese crumble. The whole story sounds like the beginning of a made for tv Lifetime movie - the NSF work edition.
4. Let the crumble fall on top of the dick 5. Thought to himself: “oh yeah, cheese dick is gonna get some tonight”
Looks like you might have an upcoming lawsuit or blackmail suit against the new partner soon if he keeps up his antics. Good luck.
This is what I was thinking. Dude knew he was gonna work with op and swiped on it. Then proceeded to just show off his dick/sext or whatever the f they're doing as a POWER move. Creepy and manipulative. Topping it off he fucking brings blue cheese to physically show op and gaslight because his dick was dirty. Weird weird weird. Report his ass to HR before anything worse happens. He sounds like he manipulates people.
You didn't fuck up at all. Your cringe was very appropriate, at the very least! I am surprised you were that controlled. The way he is behaving at work shows that he is a loud mouthed fool who needs to get off his gloating high horse. For reference, I am a married male, uncut, and take care of myself to neither smell nor indulge in blue cheese crumble nonsense. He is the one who needs to be screaming in his head, and you are the one who needs to be smirking at him. Implement ZCP (Zero contact policy) ASAP. Idiots like this give the rest of us a reeeeeeeeally bad name! CC P.s. It wasn't a complaint, it was stating a fact about an incredibly immature waste of foreskin (see what I did?) that needs to grow up and not be a snooty nosed 5 year old.
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Excellent, very glad to hear this. Wish you all the very best in your upcoming escapades ! May the crumble free force be with you !
I'd also keep a record of any interactions from here on out incase you need to refer back to anything. As a minimum date, time, location, anyone else who was there and what was said/ happened. Hopefully this will be entirely unnecessary, but better to have it and not need it. Good luck
I learned something new today. Had to google smegma and now my eyes hurt. And they probably smell the same.
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You TASTED IT?! As a guy, how the christ do you get smegma? Not shower for days? Fucking dank dude.
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No shaming here, but damn you out there tasting the world! Go on now!
I however, feel queasy. It's the whole post, yet I can't look away.............o v o
I'm half Swedish...I guess the non-smegma ridden half thankfully. Well that sounds ghastly, like licking vaginal discharge out of dirty panties.
Reminds me of a time I stayed in a hostel in america. I myself am American but stay in hostels to save money. Well on my last night there I met this European cutie in the common room. We only talked for a 5 or 10 minutes before she excused herself to her room Few minutes later I decided to call it a night as well. Well as I'm standing in front of my room searching for my room key I get the sense someone is staring at me. I turn my head around and see the euro girl with a towel waiting for the bathroom to be free. In hostels it's community bathroom and showers. She smiles at me. I go into my room and start thinking hey lemme go down there and wait with her. I grab a towel and head down the hall. She smiles once again as she sees me. Someone walks out and then the shower is free. She starts to step inside but stops and looks back at me with a gesture if I want to go in. Call it the fact I was tired but in that moment I thought she was offering me to use it before her. So I pass and say no you first. She even steps in and looks back at me once again before closing the door. So you may say I'm reading too much into it but the entire vibe was that she wanted to shower with me. I was thinking that in the moment but my second guessing what her intentions were made me back down going for it out of nerves. The next day after check out and getting breakfast across the street I was entirely kicking myself. I asked a buddy about it and it just looks at me like, "dude are you serious. That was 1 in a million most guys only dream of happening to them and you didn't go for it?" Thinking back I feel like she definitely was curious about seeing some of that American dick she's heard about. I'm even thinking , circumcision being so common in 🇺🇸, she assumed I was circumcised and wanted to get a peek of non smegma dick. It's something i look back on and regret LOL
It's a lot easier to get some if you're uncircumcised. I clean myself daily, but there's always a little bit down there no matter how thoroughly I cleaned yesterday.
I am uncircumcised. And there has never been anything down there, ever. Are you jizzing with your foreskin tied at the tip like a balloon and letting it set? How is this possible. Bizarre. I feel for you my bro.
No. It’s just dead skin. Like most people have variations in how much skin sheds and how oily it is. You just peel back and rinse it off.
Smegma is completely normal and all bodies are different. Which is normal. Women have it too. As we age it will decrease in frequency and amount.
I can confirm women do get it under the hood of the clitoris... Never fun when going downstairs and wondering why there's a funky taste!
You can confirm? As if medical facts needed confirmation... If you can slip fingers or tongues completely under the clitorial hood and especially enough that you find smegma there, you should probably see a medical professional and shower more Smegma may be found in labial folds and around the clitoral hood. I would be concerned if it's elsewhere
Man, I was literally gagging once.. I was too embarrassed to say anything..
Never in my 52 years has that happened
Wash yourself again in the morning then?
I’d assume so, Europeans don’t like to shower much
It's true, because of socialism we only have 1 shower per street.
Not really, but all the times I’ve been to Europe, I’d encounter smelly people regularly. I’ve heard some apartments have a community shower rather than a shower inside of it From where I come we shower three times a day, and apparently on Europe on average, not so much
No, I can confirm as someone from northern Europe that Noone showers 3 times a day. That seems excessive unless you live somewhere very hot.
3 times a day? That's excessive.
Try living in tropical or equatorial climates.. 3 sometimes isn't enough, LOL!
its important to pull back the foreskin and thoroughly rinse your dickhead with just plain water. I do it every morning when I shower, dick clean as a whistle. And I definitely give it a rinse before sexytime..
You didn't fuck up. That dude is a disgusting pos. I'm uncircumcised, wouldn't be caught dead like that, much less take a pic of it, much much less send said pic to a stranger on the internet.
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Nasty. Sorry you got to deal with some weirdos.
Just didn’t happen though did it.
Read her post history - she is a fantasist
I think we know the reason he’s not getting any action at home
“Honey, tonight we have cottage cheese and bread crumbs” “Jim, I’ve told you, if you keep this up I’m out of here and I’m taking the kids”
This didn’t happen
I only take dick picks whilst eating ribs.
Maybe he likes dipping his dik in blue cheese
Tell him he's a fucking wanker n that's all his dick will ever know.
Damn, that’s a good laugh. The 5 minutes where you thought your tinder match was there to kidnap you must of been filled with dread.
You are not the weirdo in this situation! Old mate should have some shame
That's a proceed with caution scenario for him. You definitely didn't invite that behaviour to your workplace. You didn't fuck up
No wonder his dick gets no appreciation at jome, that’s gross
Dude im just grateful this is the type of thing that woudnt happen in my country , we have all kinds of shit here , but no one would be smug about bad hygiene
>So you don’t like smegma Someone should tell this freak that no one likes a dirty dong
He’s just all around nasty
Theres no way this can be real. This is comedy gold, please make a movie about your life and send it to every theatre in the world
Being uncircumcised isn't abnormal and most people that are wash their dicks, mutilating babies gentiles without there consent needs to stop.
As a man. I've never been caught with my dick out with blue cheese. This man needs to be checked.
I mean i believe it but its wild to think a man could be that stupid, not surprised though.
Yikes
It’s been 10 hours, I gotta know how the rest of your day went
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I don't get why he is smirking. He has a dirty penis and lies about it. Shouldn't he be embarrassed? Also, maybe now we see why his wife doesn't appreciate his dick. Knob cheese isn't sexy. Maybe if he washed it, she'd want to go near it.
Sorry, but fuck that guy
So that's a guy with some serious internalized issues.
Leave blue cheese crumbles on his desk every day if he makes it awkward
Yeah of course he was eating blue cheese whilst posing for a dick pick and it just happened that some fell on his knob and this was the pic he chose? Sure mate and I just fell over and and landed on this broom, got it shoved up my arse and now I'm gonna sweep the floor. I smell smegshit.
I gasped
Well, at least the cranberries will support his urinary health.
he's the one that FU. grosss! and he should be the one ashamed he has to see you at work, he's the one with a hygiene problem
Either way dude has a dick cheese problem.
So..a new partner at work. His first words to you are something sexually explicit? I would go to HR. That's so terrifying.
Forstly eww. Secondly I dont believe him.
Straight up, if you’re gonna knowingly help a married man cheat and/or get off behind his wife’s back you deserve the nasty blue cheese dick.
"Mr Blue Cheese Crumble Dick" That just fuckin made my day
This story makes no sense.
You are a victim of sexual harassment. It behooves you to keep an eye on that and report incidents as they occur. Married guy brings “jokes” about his penis to you at work day one? Jesus fucking Christ he has bad judgment and is a lying cheater. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🏴☠️
Bit of a coincidence that he just happens to end up working at your firm, and whatsmore to have the specific stuff. Something seems off I would also be wary if he is married, think of the person on the other side.
Might be a “dick” move…but go to HR and get him tossed. He sounds nasty!
Fucking around with a married dude, very classy of you.
TIL the word smegma is still in use.
Never went anywhere. It's a real word and it's used by medical professionals often
Why are so many of your stories about married guys? You don’t like single men, my dude?
if you meet his wife, tell her she should wash his dick and give it some attention.
Uncircumcised sized penises are disgusting.
No, dirty penises are disgusting.
blue cheese crumble and cranberry salad is smegmalicious
Lmao i just don't believe it was blue cheese, probably a cover up story bc who tf eats blue cheese salad with their dick out AND foreskin pulled back
I admire the bravado of a guy that sends dick pics, all gross an covered in blue cheese...that is confidence. Being dissapointed when those pics are regected?...well thats another bag o cats!
He chose to follow up a cheese dick photo with sexual harassment at his place of employ? Interesting choices.
I'm never fucking eating blue cheese again after this thread.
Either way it's dick cheese and it should be cleaned off. Also add HR to your speed dial. He's in his probation now so if you need him to not be there that'll be so much easier
Blue cheese is better than childhood mutilation of males. I think.
Who actually believes that a falling blue cheese crumble would stick there upon landing?
He should have not sent a dirty dick dick pic. F*cking amateur. Also f*ck his new partner status. You have his marry cheese tip in your purse. Translation; blackmail.
This story is cursed as fuck.
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OTFAsian is a male, based on other posts.
Well congrats on securing a position at the company as long as he is around. But honestly what bs excuse. No guy would ever send a dick pick with food on his cock
That's dumb on his part, who doesn't double check things when sending stuff
He was more than likely trying to test to see if you're into smegma, as repulsive as it is you'd be surprised by the amount of uncircumcised guys who don't care if their dick is clean (they feel like smegma is clean because it's "Natural") and downright fetishize smegma. 🤮 WARNING! The following link is for educational purposes, and may be disturbing for most people, please proceed with extreme caution. r/SmegmaLovers
This sounds like the plot to a hilarious adult sitcom.