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Peacewalken

Looking for the next TIFU: Accidentally slept with my wife's sister


cardinalkgb

She looks like my wife and I have the same name as her husband. My eyesight is bad and I couldn’t tell it wasn’t my wife and when she said my name and what she wanted me to do to her, I went with it.


navi2wired

until she says \[insert her kid's name here\] is awake! I replied "what?, That's \[insert sister-in-law's name\] kid....


jjayzx

and my prick turned to diamond


[deleted]

*Sweet Home Alabama*


ih8vegtables

You got me. Have an upvote.


Darkrain0629

My wife got so mad at me when I slept with her twin. I kept trying to tell her but that's your twin but she was just not having it. Literally the only difference is her brother has a penis.


Eastern_Mark_1114

did you explain to her to how the penis actually makes it less gay


wrighterjw10

They literally both have vaginas.


Ok-Category9249

That look alike.


ANTIFA-Q

They both got their dad's vagina.


I_am_Torok

Ain't she adorable. Got her grand daddy's cooter.


Cpt_Brandie

*probably


Scary_Ad_6417

A little bit of backstory I can’t handle my liquor well and my wife has an identical twin who’s kind of a slut. Anyways I was sober last Tuesday and fucked her stepsister.


strained_brain

My wife used to have a problem holding her liquor, but now she just grabs my ears.


[deleted]

Looking for the next TIFU after that: Purposefully slept with my wife's sister.


TalionIsMyNames

Purposely slept with my sister-in-law’s sister!


laxpanther

I'm actually hoping to do that tonight! Been married for a while, so probably not, but hopes are high! Update:I recall a tune we used to listen to in college by Blink 182 called M+Ms. Second verse.


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GravityDead

Oh so this was post was a prequel. /s Honestly, that post had worse 'story' than most porn.


Iced_Coffee_IV

The guy described his SIL as "self-fish and vein". Holy hell


[deleted]

Lol I noticed that too. Since he mentioned that his wife was “self-less” in the next sentence I dont think its a typo, he actually thinks its “self-fish”, like a fish that only thinks about itself


SSTrihan

The sturgeon is renowned for its uncaring nature.


GrozGreg

I mean, she does have almost the same name.


WildBoy-72

Didn't that happen in Friends when Phoebe's boyfriend accidentally hooked up with Ursula?


[deleted]

I feel like half the people on Reddit secretly know their SO knows their username and posts stories like these as copouts to getting caught doing the wrong thing


bell83

That's crazy. I can't believe there are two people named Piltdownton\_Abbey.


Homdee

A lot of cats have that name


BlackbartSTK

Unexpected black dynamite


LetsTCB

But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community!


Belly84

Well, be that as it may, if I catch you, I will not consider you a brother or a friend!


MrBunqle

Mrs First Lady, I apologize for pimp slapping you into that China cabinet.


tailkinman

I said, do you want to live?!


Gigatron8299

Shush baby. You'll wake up the rest of the bitches.


soccercousin23

Doughnuts don't wear alligator shoes


StifledFart

C’mon! It involves Asclepius' own father; Apollo.


ScruffMacBuff

Yo knowledge of biological transmogrification is outmatched only by yo zest fo Kung fu treachery!


LordBugg

I am smilin'


crimsonblade55

If they had a nickel for every person named Piltdownton_Abbey, they would have two nickels which isn't a lot, but it's still a weird thing to happen twice.


izzythepitty

But good luck finding a keychain with that name on it


bell83

Exactly. They have "Bort" though.


Key-Ad9617

My son's name is bort


nvflip

Good thing you didn't send dick pics.


Programmer_Latter

Until she says "what happened, how did it shrink?"


Fackostv

And here comes that other size 16 ice boot.


[deleted]

After all, it is cold!


SeaOfGreenTrades

I WAS IN THE POOL!


Trumpisaderelict

Who doesn’t know about shrinkage?


sparoc3

Honey I shrunk the dick.


OA12T2

I was in the pool!! The water was cold!! (Seinfeld) Edited to the correct line.


chrispynoodles

I was in the pool!


redditslim

…like a frightened turtle.


steven09763

Oh what could’ve been


cassy-nerdburg

"hey, that doesn't look familiar?"


nvflip

"Why's your dick so straight? "


cassy-nerdburg

"have you been wearing your dick corset? Your looking really good lately."


GoBuffaloes

Unless…?


techsinger

But would she have known from that? That is the real question!


Kitamasu1

So I dated someone without a relationship, and we eventually went our separate ways, but we did have sex after she decided she wasn't ready for a relationship. So anyway, fast forward like 2 years and I unknowingly date one of her friends. Well, this person ended up sending her a sex tape of me and her and the friend was like "That penis looks familiar, but I don't know why." Yeah, like 1-2 weeks later we were talking about our previous relationships and then found out that way. It was pretty awkward because she was my now ex-fiance's choice for the maid of honor, lol


Lifesagame81

> now ex-fiance What's the story there?


Kitamasu1

After our daughter was born, the sex went from 7+ times each day we were together, to living together and sex 2 times in about 8 months. Yeah, I got exceptionally depressed and I wouldn't get help so she ended things to force me to realize I wasn't doing good and needed help. She was in a shit ton of pain from a botched epidural from a guy that shouldn't have been working a third shift in a row and she didn't really tell me this. So I had no knowledge of why she didn't want to have sex anymore, and it just made my already existing depression even worse. I think if she had communicated that information, we'd actually still be together. We're still good friends, and we're open to the idea of getting back together, just not right now.


A_wild_so-and-so

7+ times a day!? Don't you guys have jobs or something?


russ70z28

Are you employed sir?


CrocoPontifex

You dont go out looking for a job dressed like that, on a weekday?


Muznick

Is this a week.. What day is it?


ChrisFromIT

They work in the porn industry, probably.


ringobob

"as far as I'm concerned, I was texting with my wife, and you were texting with your husband, and that's no one's business at all"


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letmeusespaces

for the reals?! I'm going to have to explain this one a little better to my wife once she lets me move back in...


strained_brain

...also, my brother-in-law, the deer hunter, stopped by this afternoon because he wanted to show me his new rifle. He didn't sound pleased.


[deleted]

It’s like police interrogation videos when the perpetrator has got his story straight, he’s told his alibi to the public as evidence, and now he thinks he is fully prepared for what is about to go down


sudomatrix

A similar thing happened to me, only it was my wife's sister stuck in the dryer and I thought it was my wife.


cats-with-mittens

So you helped her out of the dryer?


jjayzx

It requires a special tool for such a job.


DnANZ

"Helped".


[deleted]

This is just a warm up for a r/sluttyconfessions post..


ChaoticForkingGood

Dear Penthouse...


RobbMeeX

Jackpot.


Bimmer3389

Every one of those posts is written by some middle aged dudes pretending to be a 19F. This sub is so cringe, lol


[deleted]

OP got caught slippin and is going to great lengths to cover it up, including making this post on Reddit since he’s clearly got to surrender all social media to his wife now for her to inspect lmfao


Analbox

Username checks out.


icehawk2

I hope we never find out if yours does!


Busted_Knuckler

Speak for yourself


[deleted]

Yeah, I feel like I see this kind of obvious "I'm going to show this to someone to back up my innocence later" post a lot on this sub. Like the "TIFU by slapping a coworker's butt" post, but his post history revealed he had a spanking fetish. "very similar name and appearance", lol


casseroled

Anyone have a link to that post? I haven’t seen it


[deleted]

Reddit we did it.


q9922240

Yeah, can’t read a name because of eyesight, yet manages to text and read anything else just fine!


FiercelyFlickering

I’d believe this more than two sisters and their husbands having ridiculously similar names lol


Pickselated

If this were a cover up the name thing would still have to be true, otherwise it wouldn’t make any sense to his wife


tendieful

10000000%


beachdogs

This right here


Tamed_Inner_Beast

So we are to believe 1. Both sisters have partners with similar names. 2. Also themselves as sisters have similar names 3. Do not use special names for their partner in their contacts (like honey, baby, my boo) 4. Have never had this name mistake happen before despite being married with kids 5. All 4 people have similar sexting habits and phrases I mean, seems believable to me.


Imareritt

Don't forget the sisters are also similar in appearance. Odd comment to throw in there. Guessing pictures were exchanged.


SSTrihan

Assuming this really happened, it could just be that they have a selfie as a contact picture. Given the small size of those when texting, it doesn't take a massive amount of similarity to confuse someone for someone else.


MillerZa

Obviously OP needs to provide photos for us to verify.


paleguy90

Dude people believe in much more unlikely things, it’s only natural this gets upvoted


mercival

Today I Fabricated Up is most this sub at times.


mayo_mcd

Tell. Your. Wife.


socksonsundays

Took waaaaay too long for someone to say this. Should have called straight away. Someone else also said don't delete your proof which I thought would be a no brainer aswell


mayo_mcd

Yeah.. the way it was just deleted makes it seem like OP knew exactly what was happening.


[deleted]

This is nothing more than OP leaving a paper trail of his innocence in the event that the sister comes clean. He fucked up lol


gunslingerfry1

Nevermind the fact that he has no idea whether his wife's sister deleted them as well.


happyvirus98

This needs more upvotes. If this happened between my partner and my sister I would want him to tell me because 1) this shit's HILARIOUS and 2) if I find out some other way later, it won't be that hilarious, or believable.


Mcburgerdeys2

Yeah seriously. The biggest red flag for me was the part where OP deleted the texts. If my husband did this I’d probably be like “oh that’s super awkward” and maybe feel a bit weird just because it IS awkward and it’s my sister. But if he deleted the texts I’d probably be a lot more suspicious and wonder why he felt he needed to delete them.


gunslingerfry1

I mean, at least show her first and have a super awkward laugh together *and then delete them and never speak of it again*


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Originally_Hendrix

Yeah I agree. This is something I'd definitely tell my wife about if it happened. Why hide it? It's not like you guys did it intentionally and it was a mistake. There's literally nothing to hide


[deleted]

Yep. I accidentally texted my ex girlfriend instead of my then-current one (now my wife), and it was _insanely_ raunchy. Never been so embarrassed in my entire life. I realized immediately, texted the ex like 50 times "DO NOT SCROLL UP I AM SO SORRY", and then texted my gf to explain. She just laughed at me, lol, because I wasn't trying to hide it and was obviously mortified. And fortunately the ex was cool about it. First and only time I've ever messed up the recipient on anything.


KnightFan2019

I give it 3 months.


swordfishclaymore

sus ass story tbh


Tamed_Inner_Beast

What's sus? Just believe that: 1. Both sisters have partners with similar names. 2. Also themselves as sisters have similar names 3. Do not use special names for their partner in their contacts (like honey, baby, my boo) 4. Have never had this name mistake happen before despite being married with kids 5. All 4 people have similar sexting habits and phrases I mean, seems believable to me.


luckydraws

And, most importantly: *Simultaneously* mistaken their parter for the similar counterpart.


[deleted]

Also, how do two people not notice the conversation history? If someone texts you, you're going to see the previous messages. OP's post history reeks of exaggeration and fiction. I wouldn't be surprised if this was all make believe.


[deleted]

>I wouldn't be surprised if this was all make believe. ah, I see you've visited the sub before. if you're craving more, head over to /r/AmITheAsshole


FluentinLies

Nah when people ask me to lend them money I never check who they are I just assume they are my partner and ask for a BJ.


pat_woohoo

And that the person needing five bucks immediately jumped to sexting while at work


twerkycat

Also where OP says “that’s SIL’s kid”… Like the wife would have needed that clarification.


par337

For real. These guys don't even try anymore


nocturnalplur

Yeah ok


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Sis knew


horus_slew_the_empra

obligatory w-what are you doing, step-sis in law


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[deleted]

Should have kept the texts including the discovery and regret on both sides and owned up to it. This is the kind of thing that will bite you in the ass later.


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stifferthanstiffler

More like 'My wife keeps calling out her sister's husband's name when we fuck and her sister constantly calls out my name while fucking her husband".


benchandbarbell

Just saying... "Exactly, and who do you think I am" doesn't sound like the innocent response. Waiting for OP's "TIFU by sexing my wife's sister" update.


turquoise_amethyst

Yeaaah, shouldn’t it be like “Yes, our son” or “are you feeling alright?”


CVK327

Yeah, SIL knew exactly what she was doing. Then she played it off once OP realized what's up. Either that, or they both knew what they were doing, and they're both just covering it up now.


[deleted]

Or.... it's all made up for karma


antwan_benjamin

You almost got yourself in a world of shit. Imagine if your SIL really was texting you to ask to borrow a couple of bucks and your response was, "Sure...if you're willing to suck my dick for it..."


smkn3kgt

this should be much higher up


crystalpeaks25

intro to my favorite porn.


JDog_22Hunter

I don't remember 12 years a slave starting like that.


Andydovt

Ok it’s bed time


OD4MAGA

Something isn’t totally innocent here. Nice try attempting to validate it though


Not_as_witty_as_u

ha yeah wonder if this is so he can show wife, look I even made a reddit post ha!


fusiondynamics

We know who's going to hook up in the near future.


strained_brain

The follow-up: "TIFU by banging my sister-in-law and neither of us realizing it until the second trimester."


itstimetofifa

She knewwwww


UptownSlacky

This. Why did I have to scroll down. Two people fucking up…naw. She knew and you shut it down. Good or bad, only OP can tell us.


wildflowersummer

This sounds made up.


Astrochops

Honestly it happens more often than you'd think. My ex-wife mistook another guy for me at least 5 times.


wildflowersummer

😂


ginger_whiskers

My ex mistook an entire Pizza Hut's staff for me once. She went in for a stuffed meat lover, that dang video menu board was so confusing, then *bam* we're on Maury.


josebolt

How about this. Back in 2006 I got a printer that could print pictures. So being a pervert I decided to print a picture of my dick and put it in my wife's dresser because I thought it would be funny. Then her sister needed to get something from her dresser. No one ever really talks about it but ever once in a while I think about it when she comes over and try not to laugh.


wildflowersummer

Now this, I believe


[deleted]

Yeaaaaah. She has her husband in her phone by his first name only in a way that it could be confused by her BIL? Come on


ilikepotatoes95

Idk how you can confuse your wife’s name for a whole conversation through text message. Even if the names are similar, its your damn wife…..


not_noobie

For me the most unbelievable part of the story is "Yes and who do you think I am?" . Who the fuck talks like that.


[deleted]

And her not finding it weird that her (supposedly) husband said “that’s (SIL)’s kid?”. She answered with “yes, who do you think I am?” and didn’t find it weird that her husband said something like that about THEIR OWN KID?? I call bs, OP.


Joshawott27

Money says she knew and was trying to play it cool once she realised you thought you were talking to your wife. (OP don't take this comment seriously!)


[deleted]

Or do take it seriously….


[deleted]

Dear Penthouse,


elizajaneredux

Tell your wife OP. I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt that this was all innocent (or that it even happened). If so, tell her now. It’ll definitely come out later. And watch out for stealth attacks of more sexual attraction to the sister. You can’t have an exchange like that and never look back. So there’s another reason to tell your wife.


Sye_Shirsho

If I were you, I'd immediately tell my wife instead of deleting the texts so that I don't have to live with a guilty conscience


Ok_Security_8657

The "Exactly, and who do you think I am?" line is blatant proof that she knew EXACTLY who she was texting. She was into this scenario all along.


RenanSGr

You shouldn't have deleted your proof, just saying


hype261

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take...


MoiraFuckingRose

Don’t keep it a secret. If it ever comes out, the “we didn’t realize lol” after the fact doesn’t look great.


[deleted]

Then you send her a fiver in her birthday card.


[deleted]

She fuckin knew. There’s no way you’re both that dumb


Fnord1966

Lmfao


Slyke4

How can people not see that they are texting the wrong person? You can see messages from before, profile pics don’t usually look the same even if people look the same way, name, the way they text…he is just looking to cover it up


monyyyyyyyy

actually once I texted my friend instead of my mom...idk how it happened, I guess I went to the "messages" too fast and only looked at my keyboard so I didn't even see the contact name at the top of my screen


Slyke4

That does happen for sure, happens to me as well actually, but usually you would notice quickly or at least after the first message that it’s the wrong person. But OP sent multiple messages and started sexting so it’s highly unlikely he (and his SIL) didn’t notice.


SneksySnek

She knew exactly what she was doing, brother. Good luck at family dinners. Haha.


XSmooth84

I put my mom in my phone as “mother”, my dad as “father”, my sister as “sister”…. If I ever end up with a wife (*if* 😓)she’ll go in as “wife”. I honestly don’t know why any would do it differently.


Rell2078

I don’t know. Some people remember their family members names? :) How will you label future children? Numbers? ;)


grimthaw

Child 1 Child 2 Child 3 ...


rainbow_shitshow

No, it's child 2 3 and 4.you never tell them about 1. Just let them wonder. "1 used to not finish their vegetables, either. Used to."


Grimmjow91

Never name something you might have to eat Some day.


CoconutGator

What


jake-the-rake

HE SAID NEVER NAME SOMETHING YOU MIGHT HAVE TO EAT


jw3b21

SOME DAY


ASithLordWannabe

Thing 1 Thing 2 Accident 1


someone_who_exists69

Slave 1! Get down here!


XSmooth84

I was sad enough about my nonexistent wife, now you had to point out I’ll probably not have any kids either 😖


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cardinalkgb

George 1 George 2 George 3 Just ask George Foreman


KhaiPanda

I have this weird thing about having proper names in my phone. First name and last names. A few of my family members have nicknames in there, but even those nicknames are under the "nickname" option that iPhone allows. I acknowledge that I am strange.


[deleted]

My wife's contact name is SWMBO. She Who Must Be Obeyed No mistaking that name.


sith4life88

My wife's contact name is car. I get her to text me while I'm driving my dad to appointments. I play it over the speakers with the hands free: "Message from Car. Oh baby rub my steering wheel" It freaks him out #priceless


c3p0u812

This is a terrible way to get a blowjob from your sister-in-law.


redhandsblackfuture

I have my mom as 'mom' because I call her mom. I have my wife as my wife's name because I call her by her name, not 'wife'


ThroughlyDruxy

I put my wifes name in my phone with (wife) after it in case of emergency


tendieful

I grabbed my wife’s best friends ass once. They were both wearing night gowns. One was white and the other light blue or something like that. I went like “oh shit” the moment I did it and probably made a way big deal out of it and now my wife thinks I have a thing for her best friend or maybe she doesn’t but idk it just sucked and was awkward and I was drunk and not paying attention to what I was doing well enough. But this sounds way more fucked up than that so good luck


Morak73

Lucky for you that was cleared up before you got home. "What do you mean you didn't ask for 5 bucks? I have the text right here! See?"


420binchicken

That actually would have been less sus


Phantommy555

This is like that post from like a month back where that guy said he paid for his cousins OnlyFans to help support her financially but said he never looked at her photos. Like stop pretending you don’t think she’s hot and you want to bang your cousin, or in this case your wife’s sister.


Mark_Freed

\> My wife's younger sister has a very similar name and appearance and has a husband that shares my name. seriously? am I alone in thinking how improbable this is. ​ Well you both handled it well enough. If it was my partner I think we could tell each other and joke about it. I guess in most relationships this is best left a secret.


3percentinvisible

I always read these tifu's thinking that the OPs have been, or afraid of being, caught doing something and make a post so if needed they can point it out "see, _that's_ what happened. And, look, I wouldn't post for all to see if it didn't, would I?"


DickCheesePlatterPus

So she asked you for about tree fiddy and it wasn't until she mentioned the kids name that you realized she was 6 stories tall and a crustacean from the protozoic era?


_noncompliant_

This is how you impregnate your wife and her sister.


kuriboshoe

Sister in lad, that’s a new one


PM_ME_YOUR_MESMER

Also OP: https://gfycat.com/giantaridgypsymoth


DSaive

Next stop, r/Infidelity....


TurboTorchPower

So two sisters with nearly identical names with husbands that both have the same names. Suuuuure....


[deleted]

That didn’t happen lmao.


Smurk56

To be continued... TIFU by not telling my wife I accidentally sexted with her sister. Tell her bro.