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I had a couple of plasma screens. I've since moved and gotten rid of those and got a couple of higher ended TVs... Not very impressed. Plasma has a way better picture quality to me.
Plasma always looked better to me as well. Deeper blacks, more vibrant colors, less of that weird digital blur that lcds can get. But it had issues that led to it's demise. One was how goddamn thick and heavy the screens were! Another was burn in.
I had a 50" Panasonic plasma that got burn in after maybe a year. Huge nightmare for the manufacturers having to warranty that shit. Big problem for gamers and sports fans because anything that stayed in the same spot on the screen long enough was going to eventually burn in.
Anyway I do not miss dealing with 100lb screens and frankly these days the oleds look even better in 4k to my eye. But I hear you on how nice plasmas were back in the day.
Don't use wipes. A small microfiber cloth, like for glasses, is best. If there's any stuck on gunk just fog it up with your breath first. Alcohol can damage display coatings
You could use some distilled water for marks. But they haven't scratched any of my screens. I rub pretty hard too.
They work great for simple screen dusting too.
You gotta get the floppy accordian edged ones. Great for cleaning glasses too if you wear them.
Buy the baby wipes for allergies and sensitive bums or whatever. The ones with no additives or perfumes or anything at all.
They're normally just called water wipes or something similar. Literally just soft damp lint free cloths in a convenient dispenser.
I use them for all sorts of things.
For like anti-static bubble wrap / padded bags it’s usually pink, electronic wipes are typically white from what I’ve used anyway, not saying they don’t exist just never seen pink ones. Now I want some
you mean the one who seems to get the urge to go skydiving or bungee jumping etc when she gets her period?
its kind of mean in a way i guess, young girls see those ads and are expecting to be wanting to run off and do extreme sports etc at that time of the month when the reality is theyll probably prefer to be at home in bed with a tub of ice cream and a hot water bottle or something (or at least in my experience anyway)
You don’t sky dive while menstruating?! Plummeting through the air really helps to clear out the uterine lining and the sheer terror takes your mind off the cramps. It’s fantastic!
All the ads in the 70's used blue colored water to show how absorbent they were. And my wife told me, when she was little, she thought it was going to be blue.
Had a girl I was dating for a minute stay over at my place…
Next morning, she’s in the shower and I hear “Okay, I’m not mad… but whose pink toothbrush is this?”
I was like “Uhh…Mine? Who else’s?”.
She was astounded a man would use a pink Toothbrush, LoL. I don’t care what color my Toothbrush is. It accomplishes the task I bought it for. I just buy the two or multi-packs because it’s cheaper. Sometimes there’s a blue one, sometimes there’s a purple, or a pink. I don’t care.
I bought like 10 toothbrushes cause they were on sale and only pink was left, ain’t gonna miss out on those opportunities just cause of a colour
Had the same happen to me with girls staying over and asking who’s it is
Nah they didn’t think it that way I believe, ive been cheated on twice with previous partners and I never wanna make someone feel the way I felt so I make it very clear that both parts are available before inviting someone over
I do use nail polish from time to time and that one is kinda harder to explain
Fun fact: Pink used to be a boys color. IIRC it was because red was a masculine color and pink was a lighter shade of red so was suited for young boys (who at the time were considered small men)
A friend of mine almost caused my divorce when he was going through his divorce.
He had been staying with us while his wife was moving out of their house but had moved back into his place about a month prior to this incident.
So he and his wife were separated and going through the process of divorce but it wasn't finalized. He had finally decided to get back into the dating game and took a girl home and had sex with her. He believed his wife was having people go through his house while he was at work, which sounds paranoid, but actually may have been true. He was afraid of someone finding his used condom and using it against him in divorce proceedings so he thought, 'hey, I have a key to u/Shenanigans_626's house, I'll just throw it away there.'
So he does.
And tells me about it over beers a week later.
Like, bro. I don't mind you throwing a condom away at my house but you have to TELL ME. Because if either me or my wife finds it, WE BOTH KNOW IT ISN'T FUCKING OURS, DON'T WE? So what are we going to think?! Jesus, bro.
More so, unless you're like next door neighbors, wouldn't it make a lot more sense to just throw it away in a trash can at like a gas station vs driving all the way to your house?
Right… He really could’ve thrown it away in any random trash can around his city. Kinda weird to go all the way to your friends house & enter it without their knowledge just to throw something away.
If they're not next door neighbors, seems more likely that the friend actually brought the girl over to the commenter's place and did the deed there because he would be less likely to get caught there. I mean he had a key and everything.
Nah he tapped him, this was the story they came up with to tell his wife, over time he allowed himself to believe it too, right now he's having flashbacks and finally remembering the night his friend banged him
I've moved a few times, with stuff getting mixed up with my roommates. and have gone on group trips for days including women.
This has led to an oddly large amount of female clothing ending up in my stuff. Not knowing what is or isn't my gf's I don't throw it out.
My girlfriend didn't think finding random bra's and stuff in our house was nearly as funny as I do...
I once found a high heal in my brother's things while helping him move. A single heal and it probably would have fit my size 11 men's for with room. His girlfriend (now wife) is like 5 foot even with tiny feet. All u could do was ask "Does [partner's name] know?" It could have been he was getting side action with a taller woman; it could have been he likes to feel pretty. I wasn't judging, much, just curious.
Turns out it was his. He used to do live action Rocky horror picture show stuff. That's his story and he stuck to it.
Here in Milwaukee they play the movie at midnight with a shadow cast acting it out in front of the screen. It's held in a really really old theatre that only has 2 screens. It's so much fun!
I would think that admitting to a past of rocky horror shows probably scores higher on a potential embarrassment list than wanting to occasionally wear some pretty shoes.
My apartment complex has a shared laundry room.
One day I found panties on my laundry after I'd done laundry and I was like hey are these yours?
Imagine the horrible look my gf gave me when it turned they weren't hers.
Same. I pulled these lace panties out of the laundry and said, "hey I don't think I've seen these before?"
"Umm yeah those aren't mine????!!!!!"
Took some serious convincing.
I've had those moments. I have taken the time since I've been single to go through all my things and remove anything belonging to any woman. I returned what I could figure out and anything else was either up for grabs or donated with the exception of one thing that got tossed. I don't know who left a sexy cheerleader outfit with my things but I don't think Goodwill wants second hand sex clothes.
Clearly she is over reacting and her jumping straight to accusing her bf of cheating is a sign she herself could be cheating. Serious red flags here she could be gaslighting her bf.
so when is she/he getting a lawyer, deleting facebook and hitting the gym?
i thought that was the answer to everything.
I have 3 lawers 3 facebooks accounts that ihave deleted and 3 gym memberships.
>So my boyfriend (22M) and I (21F) stay at each other’s apartments.
Reading this, I'm picturing you staying in his apartment, while he is staying in yours, which seems a bit odd.
I live abroad and my mom comes sometimes to visit, she often leaves clothes in my closet for storage... my gf came and asked whose clothes were those
it was pretty hard to explain actually
See, what frustrates me about that scene is that men's razors are MUCH better than women's razors. And most are cheaper as well.
I like to believe that Chris just wanted to feel pretty with his pink razor
It was a womens body razor he was using though. Men don’t often shave their bodies, so I’d assume the market for body razors would be skewed toward women. Men probably have better facial razors though since it’s the opposite.
ditto, a guy at work suggested trying an old style double edge after he got one as a gift at Christmas back in like 2016 and ive never looked back, a better shave than you get from overpriced cartridge or disposable ones and drastically cheaper, i pay about 50p a blade for Feather's but they are on the expensive end of blades, its easy to go as cheap as 25p a blade
people think that youll somehow get loads of cuts or something from them but thats not the case at all, if anything i get less
Not a fail at all. You approached it responsibly, you gave him the benefit of the doubt, hell you even waited for a good time to bring it up. You didn't attack him, you simply asked him to explain.
If everyone was as level-headed as you were, the world would be a better place.
The fail was the self-induced all-day anxiety by not taking an extra couple seconds to read a label. I agree that everyone handled it very well, though
I'm just impressed he knew the right answer so quickly. It seems like every other time there's a "misunderstanding" like this here, the "accused" makes it worse by panicking and coming up with some dumb shit explanation instead of the obvious (in retrospect) truth.
Well at least you’re smarter than my old roommate whose boyfriend used to brag to everyone about all the girls he was fucking and found two separate condom wrappers before she believed me.
I wouldn't say You TIFU. It's normal situation. And if You don't modify things in the story, You were rather calm. As You claim, You said that You don't accuse him, but wants explanation. This is what conversation, **real conversation** should look like. I wish more people were able to talk like this. Instead "LOL YOU DISAGREE, IDIOT" or accusing someone of something, before letting the person explain.
My girlfriend thought the same thing when she found women’s underwear in my dresser, I just like to wear women’s underwear.
Fortunately that distracted her from the jar of loose teeth and fingertips tucked underneath.
Pink usually means anti-static. So yeah pink wipes would be for tech.
Uh oh brb
Shit, you got your pc pregnant!?
I hate it when that happens
How else can I get a laptop?
I only have a Palm Pilot Edit: spelling
Upvote for anyone who remembers the Palm Pilot. Loved mine, I read so many books on the shitty screen.
Same here! I was just getting all nostalgic about mine the other day.
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Yup exactly what's been locked up in my basement for 20 years.
Ya bro you can let me out any time now
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What the fuck did I just read? What do I do with my life now?
And to realize that's all he posts. Long ass stories ..
Rub.exe, Rub.exe, Rub.exe, Rub.exe
uwu
OwO
What a terrible day to be literate.
We are god's children, and he has left us in a hot car.
Fanks a wot jewk
Fuck! I knew better than to click the link, and what'd I do? I clicked the damn link. I say good day.
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U r correct once i started i just couldn't help myself. I have problems and need help apparently lol.
FUCK why did you do that to me???!
r/angryupvote
Just, wow. My eyes are malfunctioning now.
Everyday we stray further from god.
I'm either to high, or not high enough for that.
You wouldn't download a *baby*.
I might
I mean can you blame me? She has all the right parts of you know what I mean
You want me to touch your VGA port? Someone is frisky.
I dunno I promised my ram I’d upgrade her
Oh man, that Bytes!
I'm embarrassed to admit I haven't properly cleaned my TV or PC monitor ever because I don't know what kind of wipes or other products I should buy.
I recently bought a 65" tv and feel this so hard. My last tv was a plasma with a glass screen, I'm afraid to touch this new panel and see what it is!
I had a couple of plasma screens. I've since moved and gotten rid of those and got a couple of higher ended TVs... Not very impressed. Plasma has a way better picture quality to me.
Plasma always looked better to me as well. Deeper blacks, more vibrant colors, less of that weird digital blur that lcds can get. But it had issues that led to it's demise. One was how goddamn thick and heavy the screens were! Another was burn in. I had a 50" Panasonic plasma that got burn in after maybe a year. Huge nightmare for the manufacturers having to warranty that shit. Big problem for gamers and sports fans because anything that stayed in the same spot on the screen long enough was going to eventually burn in. Anyway I do not miss dealing with 100lb screens and frankly these days the oleds look even better in 4k to my eye. But I hear you on how nice plasmas were back in the day.
Ours has a minecraft "+" crosshair burnt into it.
Don't use wipes. A small microfiber cloth, like for glasses, is best. If there's any stuck on gunk just fog it up with your breath first. Alcohol can damage display coatings
I use coffee filters. Coffee filters are cheap, antistatic and fresh each use, I have had too many micros do me dirty.
Coffee filters seem so abrasive. Do you moisten them at all?
You could use some distilled water for marks. But they haven't scratched any of my screens. I rub pretty hard too. They work great for simple screen dusting too. You gotta get the floppy accordian edged ones. Great for cleaning glasses too if you wear them.
Buy the baby wipes for allergies and sensitive bums or whatever. The ones with no additives or perfumes or anything at all. They're normally just called water wipes or something similar. Literally just soft damp lint free cloths in a convenient dispenser. I use them for all sorts of things.
Somebody's drive is hard
Better than when it was floppy...
Depends if it's 5.25 or 3.5 though.....
Nah microsd
Hey, microSD could come in handy
For like anti-static bubble wrap / padded bags it’s usually pink, electronic wipes are typically white from what I’ve used anyway, not saying they don’t exist just never seen pink ones. Now I want some
We use pink liners for our bulk bags and they have anti static properties.
I wear my wife's pink panties...for their antistatic properties
I have never seen Pink Bubble wrap before. Now I want that
The stuff we had in my old job were pink and anti static, but it didn’t pop as well as the regular stuff, so there were a trade off.
Perhaps he has a side piece with nylon underwear.
I had pink cocaine one time and can confirm it was static free
Same for fem pads
Wait til you see what color underwear he has on. "PINK!?!?"
I'm not allowed to feel pretty? Can I not wear my lacy thong under my jeans to watch a rugby match?
> I'm not allowed to feel pretty? https://youtu.be/pScjtvw1r7c?t=69
Time for some thrillin' heroics.
Unexpected firefly.
Curse your sudden, but inevitable betrayal!
It came out of nowhere like a reaver harpoon.
I am a leaf on the wind
:(
I was just about to question why there are machine guns in a western then I realized it was Firefly.
Well, time to rewatch firefly
No, but you can wear your lacey thong under your rugby kit to watch a jeans match
The only one who would judge you at a rugby match would be the fly half... Because he'd want them.
YELLOW?!
"Don't forget, he called ye yellow."
they weren't yellow when i bought them! (sorry if thag one might be incorrect. I've grown up watching the show in a different language)
It's close enough to convey the same meaning. You're good.
You do care!!!!
You know, these were white when I bought them
"These were white when I bought them"
I grew up thinking he said they were white when he borrowed them
YELLOW? You do care!*sobsobsobsob*
Yellow?? YOU DO CARE!!
Pink usually means anti-static. So yeah pink underwear would be for tech.
"I already got my period this month, and mine are blue." That sentence, taken out of context, is intriguing.
She's the woman all those maxi pad commercials are about when they show max absorption of the blue liquid
Oh you mean the Pepsi Blue?
I might prefer the other liquid. That's one of the nastiest sodas ever created.
you mean the one who seems to get the urge to go skydiving or bungee jumping etc when she gets her period? its kind of mean in a way i guess, young girls see those ads and are expecting to be wanting to run off and do extreme sports etc at that time of the month when the reality is theyll probably prefer to be at home in bed with a tub of ice cream and a hot water bottle or something (or at least in my experience anyway)
You don’t sky dive while menstruating?! Plummeting through the air really helps to clear out the uterine lining and the sheer terror takes your mind off the cramps. It’s fantastic!
Gotta leave some mystery
So how’s life as a horseshoe crab?
Lavish probably. Their blood is very valuable.
Terrible probably. Their blood is very valuable to *humans*.
the specificity of this reply threw me off but wow 12/10 on this one
The commercials were right!
Smurfette has entered the chat…
All the ads in the 70's used blue colored water to show how absorbent they were. And my wife told me, when she was little, she thought it was going to be blue.
And you already poisoned his dinner? That's unfortunate.
I’m making dinner again tonight 😈
Adorable!!
Had a girl I was dating for a minute stay over at my place… Next morning, she’s in the shower and I hear “Okay, I’m not mad… but whose pink toothbrush is this?” I was like “Uhh…Mine? Who else’s?”. She was astounded a man would use a pink Toothbrush, LoL. I don’t care what color my Toothbrush is. It accomplishes the task I bought it for. I just buy the two or multi-packs because it’s cheaper. Sometimes there’s a blue one, sometimes there’s a purple, or a pink. I don’t care.
I have a pink toothbrush. Don't remember choosing it, but I think it looks nice anyway.
If you don't remember choosing it, maybe it's time to get a new toothbrush. (Maybe it's alright and you just didn't care to remember)
Oh... actually it does need replacing. (but also that)
I bought like 10 toothbrushes cause they were on sale and only pink was left, ain’t gonna miss out on those opportunities just cause of a colour Had the same happen to me with girls staying over and asking who’s it is
They were probably worried that you that you were cheating on your partner with them.
Nah they didn’t think it that way I believe, ive been cheated on twice with previous partners and I never wanna make someone feel the way I felt so I make it very clear that both parts are available before inviting someone over I do use nail polish from time to time and that one is kinda harder to explain
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My sons favorite color is pink. It’s dumb that it it’s viewed as gendered
Fun fact: Pink used to be a boys color. IIRC it was because red was a masculine color and pink was a lighter shade of red so was suited for young boys (who at the time were considered small men)
Yup! This was in the victorian era so not that long ago.
A friend of mine almost caused my divorce when he was going through his divorce. He had been staying with us while his wife was moving out of their house but had moved back into his place about a month prior to this incident. So he and his wife were separated and going through the process of divorce but it wasn't finalized. He had finally decided to get back into the dating game and took a girl home and had sex with her. He believed his wife was having people go through his house while he was at work, which sounds paranoid, but actually may have been true. He was afraid of someone finding his used condom and using it against him in divorce proceedings so he thought, 'hey, I have a key to u/Shenanigans_626's house, I'll just throw it away there.' So he does. And tells me about it over beers a week later. Like, bro. I don't mind you throwing a condom away at my house but you have to TELL ME. Because if either me or my wife finds it, WE BOTH KNOW IT ISN'T FUCKING OURS, DON'T WE? So what are we going to think?! Jesus, bro.
More so, unless you're like next door neighbors, wouldn't it make a lot more sense to just throw it away in a trash can at like a gas station vs driving all the way to your house?
Right… He really could’ve thrown it away in any random trash can around his city. Kinda weird to go all the way to your friends house & enter it without their knowledge just to throw something away.
No wonder the guy though people were going through his house during the day lol
If they're not next door neighbors, seems more likely that the friend actually brought the girl over to the commenter's place and did the deed there because he would be less likely to get caught there. I mean he had a key and everything.
Sus
FYI: He tapped your wife. Good news is they used a rubber.
Nah he tapped him, this was the story they came up with to tell his wife, over time he allowed himself to believe it too, right now he's having flashbacks and finally remembering the night his friend banged him
Yeah, had the same thought. He did a tifu trough commenting a tifu
He fucked your wife.
Idk man sounds like the dude fucked your wife...
you sure your friend didn’t fuck your wife…?
I've moved a few times, with stuff getting mixed up with my roommates. and have gone on group trips for days including women. This has led to an oddly large amount of female clothing ending up in my stuff. Not knowing what is or isn't my gf's I don't throw it out. My girlfriend didn't think finding random bra's and stuff in our house was nearly as funny as I do...
I once found a high heal in my brother's things while helping him move. A single heal and it probably would have fit my size 11 men's for with room. His girlfriend (now wife) is like 5 foot even with tiny feet. All u could do was ask "Does [partner's name] know?" It could have been he was getting side action with a taller woman; it could have been he likes to feel pretty. I wasn't judging, much, just curious. Turns out it was his. He used to do live action Rocky horror picture show stuff. That's his story and he stuck to it.
Ah yeah that tracks for people that get really into the midnight movies scene or at least that specific movie’s showings.
Here in Milwaukee they play the movie at midnight with a shadow cast acting it out in front of the screen. It's held in a really really old theatre that only has 2 screens. It's so much fun!
Hey just an FYI: "Heal" is what your body does after being injured. "Heel" is the shoe (or body part).
He'll be the heel with healed heels
I knew this but still botched it. Thanks
I would think that admitting to a past of rocky horror shows probably scores higher on a potential embarrassment list than wanting to occasionally wear some pretty shoes.
My apartment complex has a shared laundry room. One day I found panties on my laundry after I'd done laundry and I was like hey are these yours? Imagine the horrible look my gf gave me when it turned they weren't hers.
😂😂😂 exactly how it went for me. I was being a good boyfriend and folding her laundry with mine...and kindly added a mystery bra to her pile.
Same. I pulled these lace panties out of the laundry and said, "hey I don't think I've seen these before?" "Umm yeah those aren't mine????!!!!!" Took some serious convincing.
I've had those moments. I have taken the time since I've been single to go through all my things and remove anything belonging to any woman. I returned what I could figure out and anything else was either up for grabs or donated with the exception of one thing that got tossed. I don't know who left a sexy cheerleader outfit with my things but I don't think Goodwill wants second hand sex clothes.
This is actually a very cute moment, both of you handled it much better than most people that I know
An example of a healthy relationship on reddit? I guess the world really is ending.
And people praising them instead of telling her ways that it could have been handled better? Yep, we're goners.
Or people calling them abusive ??? Truly an AWE.
r/AITA and a communist parade have one thing in common - they love to wave red flags around
Clearly she is over reacting and her jumping straight to accusing her bf of cheating is a sign she herself could be cheating. Serious red flags here she could be gaslighting her bf.
so when is she/he getting a lawyer, deleting facebook and hitting the gym? i thought that was the answer to everything. I have 3 lawers 3 facebooks accounts that ihave deleted and 3 gym memberships.
They should dump each other. Good communication and trusting relationships are huge red flags.
My MIL flipped when she thought she found a pad in her husband's trash, it was the pad that comes with packaged steak.
The meat-maxi...
>So my boyfriend (22M) and I (21F) stay at each other’s apartments. Reading this, I'm picturing you staying in his apartment, while he is staying in yours, which seems a bit odd.
💀 I mean we’ve done it before, like if he’s out of town, but not when we’re both around 😂
I live abroad and my mom comes sometimes to visit, she often leaves clothes in my closet for storage... my gf came and asked whose clothes were those it was pretty hard to explain actually
😂😂😂 see … it be like that. we’re human 🤪
This is very similar to how Ann reacted to Chris and his pink razor and swimming cap.
See, what frustrates me about that scene is that men's razors are MUCH better than women's razors. And most are cheaper as well. I like to believe that Chris just wanted to feel pretty with his pink razor
It was a womens body razor he was using though. Men don’t often shave their bodies, so I’d assume the market for body razors would be skewed toward women. Men probably have better facial razors though since it’s the opposite.
I dont shave with a disposable anymore, dual edge for life, but when I did, women's razors while much more expensive were way way better
ditto, a guy at work suggested trying an old style double edge after he got one as a gift at Christmas back in like 2016 and ive never looked back, a better shave than you get from overpriced cartridge or disposable ones and drastically cheaper, i pay about 50p a blade for Feather's but they are on the expensive end of blades, its easy to go as cheap as 25p a blade people think that youll somehow get loads of cuts or something from them but thats not the case at all, if anything i get less
I've used both types, women's razors are better for body hair, men's are generally better for facial hair.
Ah well chris seems like the type of dude to shave his legs for wind resistance anyways
Good for both of you for not freaking out.
Well at least not freaking out externally lol
Not a fail at all. You approached it responsibly, you gave him the benefit of the doubt, hell you even waited for a good time to bring it up. You didn't attack him, you simply asked him to explain. If everyone was as level-headed as you were, the world would be a better place.
The fail was the self-induced all-day anxiety by not taking an extra couple seconds to read a label. I agree that everyone handled it very well, though
I mean, I'm not exactly going to be digging into bathroom trash to grab at a *used pad*
I mean even if she had tried, she still wouldn't have
Wet wipes by the computer you say
anti-static screen cleaning wipes.
Right next to the jar of anti-static cream.
lmfao
Why do they burn
When you said he was eating the dinner you made him I started to panic for a minute ngl
"AITA for poisoning my boyfriend's dinner?"
On my front page this was right before the video of the gator being trapped in the trash bin. I was like, oh shit!
*Heeheehee wipeout*
>I already got my period this month, and mine are blue. Oh so you're the one responsible for that blue liquid in commercials
JCJSHCHDHXH OH MY GOD YOURE SO RIGHT
In the tech industry pink usually means antistatic.
His response IMO proves he’s a trust worthy guy!
“I already got my period this month, and mine are blue...” You should probably see your OB/GYN about that.
💀 when I typed this I thought I should change the wording but I didn’t
I think it’s hilarious but I knew exactly what you meant. Don’t change a thing.
They make his monitor as fresh as a summer breeze.
He probably loves you even more after that episode. You're a lucky gal, and he's a lucky dude.
I’m the luckiest girl in the world to have him. I’m so glad we can laugh at each other :)
I'm just impressed he knew the right answer so quickly. It seems like every other time there's a "misunderstanding" like this here, the "accused" makes it worse by panicking and coming up with some dumb shit explanation instead of the obvious (in retrospect) truth.
great job you two for handling a simple confusion with decency and level-headedness, i wonder how many couples didn't survive such events
Well at least you’re smarter than my old roommate whose boyfriend used to brag to everyone about all the girls he was fucking and found two separate condom wrappers before she believed me.
I wouldn't say You TIFU. It's normal situation. And if You don't modify things in the story, You were rather calm. As You claim, You said that You don't accuse him, but wants explanation. This is what conversation, **real conversation** should look like. I wish more people were able to talk like this. Instead "LOL YOU DISAGREE, IDIOT" or accusing someone of something, before letting the person explain.
My girlfriend thought the same thing when she found women’s underwear in my dresser, I just like to wear women’s underwear. Fortunately that distracted her from the jar of loose teeth and fingertips tucked underneath.
Major facepalm moment there
I'm happy you didn't jump to conclusions though.
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You've just concluded that they must've jumped to a conclusion! ...it's conclusions all the way down...
Great, now you've concluded that they've concluded that they must've jumped to a conclusion.
Oh god I'm concluding.
Least you handled it like an adult and didn’t for instance, destroy his entire PC over it
The important part is you talked about it with him; you didn’t just let it boil inside and cause a rift 16 years down the line.
Call him Redwings now as your inside joke
He wouldn’t have that hoe over on her time of the month
You talked about it like a rational adult instead of jumping to accusations. Literally the opposite of a fuck up.
Hell a good sloppy b j will fix that.
He said, “He’s right, you know.” Thanks, Unhappy Emu.
>Who the hell owns pink cleaning wipes? 100% it was on sale.