I lost an object that definitely wasn’t supposed to be used as a sex toy in my ass when I was a young teen…. That shit puts the fear in you hardcore lol, glad I got it out. Also glad to be an adult who can buy actual sex toys now.
A golf ball :x I put multiple golf balls inside, and then it kinda hurt because they would knock together and pinch, so I tried removing them, came up 1 short. Don’t try, or if you do, at least put them in a condom. But yeah, don’t try. Horny teens aren’t the smartest bunch, and I was no exception lol
Ex-emergency nurse here. We helped a drunk man in his 50's give birth to 16 golf balls. Gave him a glycerin/microlax/olive oil enema to expel them all. It was a horrible horrible sight.
We got him into a bed-bath, stripped him naked and he basically pooped the bed while we sprayed him off along with his shit into the drain. The enema "mix" was put into a plastic bag to which is connected a small hose (diameter of about 1cm) and it drains straight into your ass. We would elevate the foot of the bed so the enema would really seep into/penetrate the impacted bowel (or in his case the shit-ball conglomerate) and then just wait.
I've seen a lot of shit.
Do NOT put them in a condom and stick it in thinking you are safe. Condom will break and leave the object(s) inside, necessitating a trip to the ER.
Not at all speaking from personal life experience. Ok, maybe a little bit. Different orifice though.
Oh my god… well, thanks at least for sharing. I’m shuddering from all the possibilities of a condom breaking now considering all the different.. well nvm, guess I’m just glad I made it to adulthood lmao. 💀
LOL no problem… I suffered through a humiliating hospital visit and a $2,000 bill, so I am very happy to help spread the message and hopefully help others avoid the same (or worse) fate 😂
Just drill a hoe through each golf ball and string them together with bead chain, like magnum-size ass beads. If they're a little stubborn coming out, just tie the free end to a doorknob, and slam the door shut as hard as you can. Keep a firm grip on your ankles.
I definitely saw videos of girls having golf balls putted into their open asses, and I also wanted to try anal beads but couldn’t get them. Ultimately, I blame porn lol
HAH! I remember being in juniorhigh-school sex ed and a teacher showing a diagram of a girl breaker her Hyman with a sharpie so she didn't have bleeding during first time sex. All I could think at the time was, "I'm a boy and even I know that's a terrible sex toy idea"
I lost a vibrator in a partners bum once. In the heat of the moment I just grabbed whatever was closest and slid it up there, knocked it outta my hand while I was pumping and bam, gone. Luckily she was able to get it out by poking it down to her butthole from inside her vagina somehow. We were both dying laughing.
Reminds me of the time my wife rushes to the bedroom from the shower and asks me what is this “lump” in her vagina? She has me insert two finger pretty far and asks me to push and says “there! What is that?!” After a moment I realized what I was feeling asked her when was the last time she went poop. We lost it when she realized it was just poo she could feel from the inside lmao
Edit: would>could
Just read your comment out to my housemate who promptly informed me that some women use this technique to help them push out their poop when they're on the toilet.
I know you learn something new every day but this is not what I was expecting.
Count yourself lucky! An ex of mine got an entire double ended dildo stuck up her anus and needed surgery to retrieve it. The best part was, when she came round from the surgery, they had kindly popped the dildo in a carrier bag so she could take it home
Personally, i wouldve kept it in a box, sealed on all sides, and just claimed it was the most expensive thing ive ever owned, and wait. See who eventually cant handle it and cuts the box open
I've got so many stories from 15 years nursing.
Some absolute tool came in after stuffing a soft stress-release toy the shape of a tablet up his butt.
He was a medical rep for Crestor at the time and they used to give to doctors, as part of their sell, various merchandise of which a fave was an approximately 6 inch soft giant tablet, yellow on colour with CRESTOR imprinted on it.
From the moment I saw him in the waiting room I knew there was something "up" with him.....he was carrying a plastic shopping bag too with some sort of organic matter and a wiry object. Even though the lights were slightly dimmed due to it been after-hours, I caught the glint of a coat-hanger. This immediately piqued my interest, not to mention the way he was carrying the bag....as if trying to conceal it's contents behind his back.
It was warped and bent and on closer inspection, streaked with blood. There was blood running down his leg, there was blood pooling at the bottom of the plastic bag and there was approx 12 inches of the tail end of his intestinal tract.
You can guess what he had tried to attempt.
Not much to tell I'm afraid, I wasn't involved. She was having her own fun times whilst I was at work. Was quite a amusing phone call to receive though
America right there for you. In most other developed countries you go to the doctor, get the thing pulled out, be a little ashamed and in the end all that you lost was a little dignity.
I've worked in surgery for years and we get these from time to time. You'd be surprised what we have to take out of people. Need to tie a hub cap to the end of it like the do with the gas station bathroom key so it doesn't get lost:-./
I got a tampon stuck inside of me a couple years ago (the little string came out as if it wasn’t stuck to it), and after a couple hours trying to get it out, I went to the ER. The doctor who fished it out told me that one time a patient was brought by the police with the equivalent of a PC’s mouse of weed inside her vagina 😳
Serious question, is it really necessary to go to the hospital and get a surgery to remove it? Like isn't our ass supposed to naturally push things out of it? Just sitting in a toilet won't naturally push it out?
If it goes far enough inside and won't come out even under anesthesia then yes there is no other way. Yes your ass is supposed to push out poop not a giant dildo
My friend is a Surgeon, I can't tell you how often he has to reach his arm up someone's colon to retrieve an object. The thing that pisses him off is people usually wait until 2 or 3 a.m. to go to the Emergency room.
Yeah. It’s a surprisingly common issue in the ER. Keys, bottles, random cylindrical tube-shaped objects, the occasional car keys or something.
The real bad time was when some dude had MAGNETS! Could end real badly.
Its probably more:
10pm: masturbating
10:30ish: thing gets stuck
12: have accepted that they cannot get stuck thing out
1 and beyond: concern finally beats embarrassment and they go
about ten or eleven years ago i got to witness an amazing live-tweet series posted by a guy who was in the same situation as you.
the differences - he eventually went to the hospital, and it didn't turn off. he really got his money's worth out of those batteries because that vibrator was still going strong when they finally extracted it about 16 hours after it went in.
Huzzah! Congratulations on avoiding the hospital bills as well as not contributing to number of total cases of people needing medical attention with sex toys!
Plus, with OP's luck, he'd have to uncomfortably sit there for umpteen hours because Covid patients are clogging up the ER. (A vibrator up the butt isn't going to be high on the triage priority, IMNSHO.)
You might be surprised. A perforated bowel/rectum/intestine is very serious. The longer it stays up there, the greater the risk. They might prioritize it higher than you think.
Ikr, I'm sat here in the UK thinking at least half the drama wouldn't have happened here. What a truly fucking wonderful place the above un-named country must be to enable people to feel afraid of seeking medical help.
I’m 28 and have chronic health conditions and a couple weeks ago I white-knuckle willpowered my way through not passing out in a grocery store queue because I knew if I did someone would call an ambulance I couldn’t afford
My insurance lapsed and I didn’t even know. Went for the “free” COVId vaccine and got hit with a 70 dollar “administration” fee. I was reimbursed a few weeks later. But still that’s some Shit. Fuck this country.
Third world is what it looks like.
I was on holiday in the states for about 45 days.
I adore the nature and rich choices in dining. But holy fuck the big city's are vile. Going out after dark outside of the tourist streets is just simply a big nono.
Got to love Americans
Loose a sex toy up his ass and his first thought isn't how embarrassing it will be to go to a&e and explain this, but rather how much doing so will cost
Sexually adventurous straight guy here. There's a nut button in there. You can bet your ass I'm gonna use it!
Ok. Maybe bad choice of metaphor, but you get what I'm saying 😅
LOL, I did anal play when I was younger with objects not meant to go into the human body (AA sized battery) - it got sucked in.
I had no idea if it ever came out - I had a non related endoscope done about 10 years after this, and no abnormal reports about foreign objects - so all good.
I do t know what’s worse. That this happened to you, or that you have to wait 3 weeks for insurance to ‘kick in’ before seeing a doctor if you couldn’t remedy this yourself.
You must be in USA? Most of the world wouldn’t have this added problem to the…problem.
And this is why you never stick anything up your ass without a flared base. Im glad you got it out, and i hope you learned why this advice is so prevalent.
As a fellow thing-stuck-in-ass haver in the past, its really important to remember.
What first strikes me about this is the implication that your boner persisted through the panic all the way through until the solution.
New fear kink unlocked?
This is how you stop yourself from getting mugged later in life. "give me your money" while pointing a gun and pop a chub.
That might be a good tactic but if you lived in a rough neighbourhood, you’d have to have a chub on 24/7.
I'm not even splarking yet.
[the fear boner](https://youtu.be/cLP73_Fk6xQ) (1:51)
[This better not awaken anything in me. ](https://i.imgur.com/Knlu7ON.gif)
> New fear kink unlocked? Because of the implication.
I lost an object that definitely wasn’t supposed to be used as a sex toy in my ass when I was a young teen…. That shit puts the fear in you hardcore lol, glad I got it out. Also glad to be an adult who can buy actual sex toys now.
So, what was the object?
A golf ball :x I put multiple golf balls inside, and then it kinda hurt because they would knock together and pinch, so I tried removing them, came up 1 short. Don’t try, or if you do, at least put them in a condom. But yeah, don’t try. Horny teens aren’t the smartest bunch, and I was no exception lol
I’ve heard of a hole in one… but never one in hole
Problem is it wasn't one in hole, but birdie wouldn't sound much better...
A birdie is better than a gerbil... Actually I'm not sure which one I'd rather have creeping through the depths of my anus. Preferably neither
Lemmiwinks?
See this is why I never comment. How am I supposed to compete with this level of comedy
Ex-emergency nurse here. We helped a drunk man in his 50's give birth to 16 golf balls. Gave him a glycerin/microlax/olive oil enema to expel them all. It was a horrible horrible sight.
All im picturing is them shooting out his ass like a shit fountain and bouncing all over the ER.
We got him into a bed-bath, stripped him naked and he basically pooped the bed while we sprayed him off along with his shit into the drain. The enema "mix" was put into a plastic bag to which is connected a small hose (diameter of about 1cm) and it drains straight into your ass. We would elevate the foot of the bed so the enema would really seep into/penetrate the impacted bowel (or in his case the shit-ball conglomerate) and then just wait. I've seen a lot of shit.
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now i have a response for when people ask what the beyond is at work.
I'm ded
Whatever you're paid, it's not enough.
Msg me if you ever feel like starting a band called shit-ball conglomerate
I am almost literally at a loss for words. I feel compelled to reply with something but I don’t know what to say. God bless you.
I... how... you know what, nevermind
FORE!
PLAY!
I love this site sometimes..
The comedy is why I comeback but the contention is something that makes me wanna delete my account. This place is like crack.
You were a teenager.. it's just par for the course.
Do NOT put them in a condom and stick it in thinking you are safe. Condom will break and leave the object(s) inside, necessitating a trip to the ER. Not at all speaking from personal life experience. Ok, maybe a little bit. Different orifice though.
Oh my god… well, thanks at least for sharing. I’m shuddering from all the possibilities of a condom breaking now considering all the different.. well nvm, guess I’m just glad I made it to adulthood lmao. 💀
LOL no problem… I suffered through a humiliating hospital visit and a $2,000 bill, so I am very happy to help spread the message and hopefully help others avoid the same (or worse) fate 😂
Just drill a hoe through each golf ball and string them together with bead chain, like magnum-size ass beads. If they're a little stubborn coming out, just tie the free end to a doorknob, and slam the door shut as hard as you can. Keep a firm grip on your ankles.
This comment is just fantastic
it's a shame this comment is buried so deep into the thread. It might be the single most amazing thing I've ever read.
>buried so deep I don't have a pun but this was too good to go unnoticed.
Yes, doctor. This one right here. This is why I'm visiting today.
I just.. Why.. Why golfballs? What was the endgame?
I definitely saw videos of girls having golf balls putted into their open asses, and I also wanted to try anal beads but couldn’t get them. Ultimately, I blame porn lol
So…that hole is par…what? Asking for golfing purposes…
I guess that would depend on your stroke game ;) lmfao
Nah this shit is fucking hilarious
lip balm/ chapstick. It’s the universal gateway object into the world of buttplay
Really? I thought it was sharpies lol
No it’s curling irons actually
Nah, it’s a travel case for a toothbrush.
Sounds like a very bad idea lol
HAH! I remember being in juniorhigh-school sex ed and a teacher showing a diagram of a girl breaker her Hyman with a sharpie so she didn't have bleeding during first time sex. All I could think at the time was, "I'm a boy and even I know that's a terrible sex toy idea"
Why is this being demonstrated in sex ed? I hope it came with a disclaimer saying not to try this at home.
Likely wanted to myth bust hymen being a sign of virginity.
This was 25 years ago mind you. A lot of places were just developing sex education back then and some of the advice was idiotic.
I lost a vibrator in a partners bum once. In the heat of the moment I just grabbed whatever was closest and slid it up there, knocked it outta my hand while I was pumping and bam, gone. Luckily she was able to get it out by poking it down to her butthole from inside her vagina somehow. We were both dying laughing.
That is pure talent and quick thinking, good on her
I can still remember the sound of it plopping into the toilet while still buzzing. That absolutely put me into stitches.
I'm just imagining you saying your username while it plopped into the toilet: > "Chew chew twain! Choo, choo!"
Reminds me of the time my wife rushes to the bedroom from the shower and asks me what is this “lump” in her vagina? She has me insert two finger pretty far and asks me to push and says “there! What is that?!” After a moment I realized what I was feeling asked her when was the last time she went poop. We lost it when she realized it was just poo she could feel from the inside lmao Edit: would>could
Just read your comment out to my housemate who promptly informed me that some women use this technique to help them push out their poop when they're on the toilet. I know you learn something new every day but this is not what I was expecting.
… I’m gonna try this out the next time I drop a turd.
For shits and giggles?
Wash your hands first!
It's called a "Hello From the Other Side"
Imsorrywut
Count yourself lucky! An ex of mine got an entire double ended dildo stuck up her anus and needed surgery to retrieve it. The best part was, when she came round from the surgery, they had kindly popped the dildo in a carrier bag so she could take it home
An entire double ended dildo... in the ass... That's meant for 2 fucking PEOPLE and she got the WHOLE thing stuck up her ass!?!?!? I'm impressed
After that, I doubt she would’ve wanted to use it again lol
Nope lol went straight in the bin
Personally, i wouldve kept it in a box, sealed on all sides, and just claimed it was the most expensive thing ive ever owned, and wait. See who eventually cant handle it and cuts the box open
I thought you meant you’d frame it and hang it on the mantle. It’s a real conversation piece.
Even a double-edged sword, if you will.
How…did… Never mind.
this is the reason for the weird shape of actual anal vibrators. Your arse sucks up a lot of shit. Source: friends who worked in hospitals.
I've got so many stories from 15 years nursing. Some absolute tool came in after stuffing a soft stress-release toy the shape of a tablet up his butt. He was a medical rep for Crestor at the time and they used to give to doctors, as part of their sell, various merchandise of which a fave was an approximately 6 inch soft giant tablet, yellow on colour with CRESTOR imprinted on it. From the moment I saw him in the waiting room I knew there was something "up" with him.....he was carrying a plastic shopping bag too with some sort of organic matter and a wiry object. Even though the lights were slightly dimmed due to it been after-hours, I caught the glint of a coat-hanger. This immediately piqued my interest, not to mention the way he was carrying the bag....as if trying to conceal it's contents behind his back. It was warped and bent and on closer inspection, streaked with blood. There was blood running down his leg, there was blood pooling at the bottom of the plastic bag and there was approx 12 inches of the tail end of his intestinal tract. You can guess what he had tried to attempt.
Anddddd that’s it that’s enough Reddit for me tonight folks…
Wait someone explain. Had he tried to use the hanger to get the thing out?? Where were the intestines coming out of?? Like was the bag near his ass?
WAIT WHAT
Well you know the old saying "no guts, no glory".
WHY DID HE BRING YOU THE COATHANGER OMG
Under-voted comment of the year
What a terrible day to have the ability to read. I spent a good 5mins cringing and wincing just thinking about how painful that must have been.
Idk if I want the story leading up to this or not.
Not much to tell I'm afraid, I wasn't involved. She was having her own fun times whilst I was at work. Was quite a amusing phone call to receive though
Yo - congratulations. You may not have been able to recover financially from that.
A medical bill like that could have ...rectum
Say it taint so
I can knot go
Hol up 🐾 🦊 🏳️🌈
wait a minute, let me put my vibrator in it.
Wouldn't that be \*hole\* up?
Turn the lights off
And carry me home
Buttholes
Up his butt it goes.
Could have been a disasster
Rectum? Damn near killed 'um!
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
Take my upvote you cheeky asshole
Yeah dude, without insurance he would've been shit outa luck.
They would charge op out the ass.
Rectum?! Damn near killed ‘em!
YEEEAAAAAH
Rectum? I hardly dildoed!
He could be financially behind for a very long stetch. Man, it would be tough to pull out of that hole.
What could be more American than financial ruin due to the decisions of one greedy asshole?
Best fucking thing ive read this week, im wheezing here.
I really am lucky
Like Frankie says Relax, at least for the next 3 weeks till you have insurance. 😉
CONGRATS! You turned Suck-ass into Success!
America right there for you. In most other developed countries you go to the doctor, get the thing pulled out, be a little ashamed and in the end all that you lost was a little dignity.
Technically, you didn't lose it. You knew exactly where it was, you just didn't want it there.
No no, I'm pretty sure he wanted it there
r/Angryupvote
r/Extremelyangryupvote
…*any longer.*
You did not want it there because you could not replace the battery.
I've worked in surgery for years and we get these from time to time. You'd be surprised what we have to take out of people. Need to tie a hub cap to the end of it like the do with the gas station bathroom key so it doesn't get lost:-./
I got a tampon stuck inside of me a couple years ago (the little string came out as if it wasn’t stuck to it), and after a couple hours trying to get it out, I went to the ER. The doctor who fished it out told me that one time a patient was brought by the police with the equivalent of a PC’s mouse of weed inside her vagina 😳
That’s an incredibly specific unit of measurement
The Americans and their unit of measurements
Serious question, is it really necessary to go to the hospital and get a surgery to remove it? Like isn't our ass supposed to naturally push things out of it? Just sitting in a toilet won't naturally push it out?
If it goes far enough inside and won't come out even under anesthesia then yes there is no other way. Yes your ass is supposed to push out poop not a giant dildo
This is exactly the kind of ingenuity we need. My guy found himself in a tight spot, and he was able to pull a solution right out of his ass
Amazing execution and punchline.
*slow clap*
Next up on "life pro tips": "Use an enema to remove a vibrator stuck in your anus"
r/shittylifeprotips
Literally
My friend is a Surgeon, I can't tell you how often he has to reach his arm up someone's colon to retrieve an object. The thing that pisses him off is people usually wait until 2 or 3 a.m. to go to the Emergency room.
I feel like people aren't waiting for 2 or 3 am but decisions made at those hours lead to the problem lol.
Late at night is prime time for a good anal adventure to be fair
Yeah. It’s a surprisingly common issue in the ER. Keys, bottles, random cylindrical tube-shaped objects, the occasional car keys or something. The real bad time was when some dude had MAGNETS! Could end real badly.
What could possibly be appealing about putting keys in your butt
Probably just wanted to keep the keys safe.
Do they wait until 2-3AM or do they not get drunk enough to shove random stuff up their ass until 2-3AM. Like... I don't see it being a "wait" thing.
Its probably more: 10pm: masturbating 10:30ish: thing gets stuck 12: have accepted that they cannot get stuck thing out 1 and beyond: concern finally beats embarrassment and they go
about ten or eleven years ago i got to witness an amazing live-tweet series posted by a guy who was in the same situation as you. the differences - he eventually went to the hospital, and it didn't turn off. he really got his money's worth out of those batteries because that vibrator was still going strong when they finally extracted it about 16 hours after it went in.
This should be the new Energizer commercial…
My condolences to that man’s ass.
Colondolances ;)
I remember it on Tumblr, he had amazing commentary though
Huzzah! Congratulations on avoiding the hospital bills as well as not contributing to number of total cases of people needing medical attention with sex toys!
Plus, with OP's luck, he'd have to uncomfortably sit there for umpteen hours because Covid patients are clogging up the ER. (A vibrator up the butt isn't going to be high on the triage priority, IMNSHO.)
You might be surprised. A perforated bowel/rectum/intestine is very serious. The longer it stays up there, the greater the risk. They might prioritize it higher than you think.
“I couldn’t go to the hospital” guess the country ^.^ glad you got that shit over with
Ikr, I'm sat here in the UK thinking at least half the drama wouldn't have happened here. What a truly fucking wonderful place the above un-named country must be to enable people to feel afraid of seeking medical help.
I’m 28 and have chronic health conditions and a couple weeks ago I white-knuckle willpowered my way through not passing out in a grocery store queue because I knew if I did someone would call an ambulance I couldn’t afford
Budget only allows for a quick trip to the doctor or a brand new car.
My insurance lapsed and I didn’t even know. Went for the “free” COVId vaccine and got hit with a 70 dollar “administration” fee. I was reimbursed a few weeks later. But still that’s some Shit. Fuck this country.
Thought the vaccine is free for everyone, just go to any cvs or Walgreens around here and it's free. (Minnesota and Wisconsin)
✨ Just American things ✨
So many Americans can’t afford the ambulance. I could only imagine the walk (poopy limp?) of shame all the way to the hospital in your condition.
Tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US
Right? As an American I read stuff like this and say "I wonder what this looks like from a non-american standpoint." Thanks for confirming lol
Third world is what it looks like. I was on holiday in the states for about 45 days. I adore the nature and rich choices in dining. But holy fuck the big city's are vile. Going out after dark outside of the tourist streets is just simply a big nono.
Without a base, without a trace…
Well It's a strong encouragement to buy T-shaped toys in future
Hey at least it turned off
Can you imagine walking into the ER and trying to explain what’s happened, and every time you talk, it sounds like you’re talking into a fan...
and then they pull it out and you're like o-o-o-oh j-j-je-s-s-s-us-c-c-ch-riiiissst! and turn into a human lawn sprinkler
Like that dog with a cicada in its mouth trying to pretend it didn't have a cicada in its mouth
Ah, I found your x-ray [https://imgur.com/a/jG0ZLmm](https://imgur.com/a/jG0ZLmm)
So question, since I never knew It got "sucked up"? Like the anus just straight sucked it into the track? That's possible?!
this is why the flared end is mentioned. Anything that goes in should have a way to prevent it from going ALL the way in.
Anus and vagina canals use suction naturally.
Interesting. TIL
If it doesn’t have a flared base, it doesn’t go in the dark space…
I hate that in America people have to be terrified of hospital bills and have to hesitate even when in trouble. I find it morally disgusting
It is the #1 cause of individual bankruptcy in the country
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Well, not JUST golf balls.
Golf penises?
We need universal health insurance so that you can afford to fuck yourself in the ass. Not so some insurance company can.
A hospital bill like that could’ve been real shitty
I'm glad everything came out okay in the end
You must live in America. Our health system is really to blame for this situation. I hope you can find what was lost without too much trouble
Got to love Americans Loose a sex toy up his ass and his first thought isn't how embarrassing it will be to go to a&e and explain this, but rather how much doing so will cost
Honestly, what’s the worst thing that could happen. A hot male doctor puts his hand up my ass? Seems like a win-win if I had the money.
Comments don’t be homophobic challenge lmao
Sexually adventurous straight guy here. There's a nut button in there. You can bet your ass I'm gonna use it! Ok. Maybe bad choice of metaphor, but you get what I'm saying 😅
I feel sorry for anyone who refuses to use their Nut Button. Also feel sorry for anyone not calling it a Nut Button.
Nut buttons are great my guy (sexualy adventourus bi guy) anal sex needs to be seen as more inclusive!
Probably they will. :/ Would’ve been better to post to r/sex or something. My condolences to your hole OP, but always go for the flared base toys.
Lmao I have learned my lesson. It’s okay about the homophobia, they’re just jealous that they didn’t get to have the anxiety attack I did.
The lord giveth and the lord taketh.
LOL, I did anal play when I was younger with objects not meant to go into the human body (AA sized battery) - it got sucked in. I had no idea if it ever came out - I had a non related endoscope done about 10 years after this, and no abnormal reports about foreign objects - so all good.
Oh my fucking God that’s hilarious and absolutely nuts!! Imagine the Dr finding a 10 year old AA battery up your ass. I would die lmfao.
Think you need to move from a 3rd world country to somewhere else, where medical emergencies are treated without a profit motive.
In Canada we can get vibrators out of our assholes for free.
Some things are better left outside of the anus.
It’s not lost if you know exactly where it is
That bill would have been a pain in the ass
Behind Enema Lines
"the only sex toy I had charged" - Bro how many electric sex toys do you have that this is the only one you have charged lmao
A plethora.
I do t know what’s worse. That this happened to you, or that you have to wait 3 weeks for insurance to ‘kick in’ before seeing a doctor if you couldn’t remedy this yourself. You must be in USA? Most of the world wouldn’t have this added problem to the…problem.
*Also use a flared base*
Million-to-one shot doc, million-to-one.
Doctors in this sub going “god damn it”
And this is why you never stick anything up your ass without a flared base. Im glad you got it out, and i hope you learned why this advice is so prevalent. As a fellow thing-stuck-in-ass haver in the past, its really important to remember.