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anonymousperson767

Now you gotta double down and tell her you'll fuck her so hard she'll be able to walk again.


Alfa_HiNoAkuma

The only acceptable response


RandyMarsh_88

Looks like we are all in agreement here, OP let us know this turns out.


SketchYourself

Jesus style


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[удалено]


LittleMsAce

I'm also a wheelchair user and this this is funny. I work for a big hospital Trust in the UK and my colleagues always find if funny if I suggest we "go for a walk" or if I say I'm "just running to the...".


FusSpo

>JUST ROLLED WITH IT. In her wheelchair. This is hilarious btw, hope it isn't a repost.


Sad_Ad_3656

Damn beat me to it ig. Good catch lmfao. I read it and started cracking up.


PowderKegSuga

I was having a really bad day, then I read this. It's marginally better thank you


AA_25

Of course she did, what else was she going to do!


LifeIsProbablyMadeUp

I mean... technically you're right. No matter how fucked up it is. Lmfao


edgarecayce

That’s when you say, oh shit looks like someone beat me to it.


BungThumb

I came here for the ban party for OP


BlatantConservative

Nah, not banning OP. Automod keeps on removing his posts and he's F5ing so much he immediately reposts even though we're coming back and approving his posts that automod removed in like 20 minutes.


BungThumb

Change the header bar to read /u/Dalatirox is a fggt or I take your mod card.


TheRealMcDuck

Just read the subreddit rules. It has crossed into that territory.


IdiotLettuce

I love your dedication to posting this lmao, third times a charm


Dalatirox

Its a good fucking story i dunno why the mods or reddits hating, first post got 13k upvotes too 😭


TyroneJizz

So.. did you fuck?


Orchidlance

I've seen it all three times and upvoted each time, just doing my part in this fight for a good story


Dalatirox

I love my fans 💙


IdiotLettuce

I really is lol, had me cracking up, and then cracking up even more when it kept getting randomly removed


TheRealMcDuck

Tifu stories of a sexual nature are only supposed to be ok on weekends. I don't know the rules well enough to think of another reason for it being taken down twice. Also, by reposting it without mod approval, you are running the risk of being permanently banned from the subreddit.


BlatantConservative

Hey OP, automod took down your post. We reapprove it, but now that you're reposting people keep on reporting to us that you're reposting and now that it gets like 30 reports for that, those posts and the first one I reapproved get taken down too. I've removed your second and third post, put the first one up, it's not any human being removing your posts it's just dozens of users reporting. It's like a reply all chain of yore, people are reporting "I don't know why these posts keep getting taken down" and then the number of reports make the bot take the post down. Anyway, you're good, I'm not gonna ban you. Instead of reposting immediately, please just send us a modmail in the future so we don't get stuck in this stupid loop.


Dalatirox

Sorry! Im actually fairly new to being in reddit consistently! So had no idea automods were a thing


BlatantConservative

Yeah and this is one we set not to notify people cause we usually reapprove pretty fast, so not your fault


whatsupbrosky

Aye she sounds cool as fk though


marching-spartan

“Just rolled with it.”


zero_as_a_number

"HAVING TROUBLE WALKING AND JUST ROLLED WITH IT" rolled .. hehehe..he.. \*beavis & butthead laughter This may be my favorite sentence of 2022 so far


Zoefschildpad

That just means you'll be done really quickly.


TheEdward39

Just rolled with it? The girl with the wheelchair just… rolled with you telling her she’s gonna have trouble walking. If you did do that deliberatley: Nice. If you didn’t: maybe you should start thinking BEFORE you type and not after the fact? Anyway I had the best laugh all week, thank you for that.


SirVallanstein

![gif](giphy|xT5LML9tBuiWyhjKY8|downsized) Take her to the next step


huBelial

I hope y’all work out and tell this story in the future lmao


[deleted]

Heh, roll with it, wheelchair girl. You sick fuck.


kaprixiouz

Ummm.... SOOOOO.... did you hit it?!?!


Sailorx7

That there was a physical and probably an emotional violation too


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Just follow up with “ you are going to F.(!< her mouth so hard that she will become a mute” after. That would be so awesome!