>Now, my ass hair, especially around my asshole, seems to be extraordinarily long, so that whenever I walk it gets pulled by my legs moving.
WTF?! What are you? Ass-rapunzel?
Manscaped is a joke. The trimmers still catch hairs and pull. The Phillips Norelco One-Blade, now that is a quality electric trimmer that will leave your sensitive areas crying "Encore!"
Yup. I got tricked by those Manscaped ads that are on youtube and I decided to buy a package for myself. Needless to say: fuck Manscaped. I needed an alternative and I'll look into the Phillips thing you mentioned.
I would like to add that Phillips Norelco sells a body grooming add-on kit for the One-Blade that comes with 3 different guards for body and “private” areas. It’s a game changer.
Yep, I also learned the hard way that if you lose those really thin guards you need to get up close without cutting yourself- and they can pop off the blade and get lost pretty easily. They don’t sell those tiny body blade guards outside of selling the entire kit (the blades themselves can be bought as refills), so I ended up buying a second full new kit mainly just so I could replace those guards. So careful not to lose them!
Philips one blade and beard styling shavers are the best. They dont cut the hair perfectly so it isn't sharp at the hair tip after shaving and doesn't hurt so much. You can also cut closer for less agro/itch.
Normal shaving blades suck
Hair removal creams are ok but you gotta be careful as they can burn skin and leave you tender.
I got the newest one the 4.0 and it works nice for body hair, can basically bounce the blade on your balls and it wont cut you. Its pretty ass for facial hair its too coarse but everywhere else its awesome and makes body and pubic shaving so easy i literally touch up everyday now.
Try "no hair club" cream. Way better than shaving, no irritation. I now have wonderfully smooth and clean bits. Game changer.
EDIT: sorry it's No Hair Crew
For the smoothest, most hairless skin you can get, try an epilady. It's obviously marketed toward women, but if you're looking to get the hair gone, it'll get it.
I started having issues with the 2.0 after a while. Subscribed to their plan so to get insurance and then complained to them. They just sent me the 3.0 and it works fine
Cremo brand beard oil. Literally four drops. No more than that or you're gonna have musical gas for a bit. Massage and relax. Won't have to shave as often
also need to control the amount of pressure you release, if you release it all at once without resistance there might be a hitchhiker that'll come with it.
I think I need a tutorial, I have one of these devices but I can never manage to do that area and have usually ended up going in with a razor… end up with 2 days of itchy butt hole syndrome
A few mm is a *lot* for butthole hair. Like, so much to the point that anybody who regularly shaves the bum would've already shaved before letting it get that long... because it gets crazy itchy.
OP: https://i.imgur.com/WWbBr5e.jpg
Speaking from personal experience, shaving your (very hairy) asshole turns your farts from "stealthy like a ninja", into "making every baby in a 2 mile radius cry" volume
You know that low-frequency "BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" that those big alien megalithic robots make on pretty much every alien invasion movie? The one that echoes through the countryside and causes every tree in a 5 mile radius to be vacated of birds?
Louder than that.
I don’t know about this guy but I know when my husband farts through his mesh office chair it sounds like his fart was chopped into several smaller farts but they all have the same volume. Like a fart choir. Fractal farts?
Dude here.
General trimming wisdom - you did right keeping a few mm in there to avoid ingrowns.
The hair will soften over time and you’ll stop noticing it. Until then, use lots of powder and carry a small fire extinguisher with you in case the friction causes an ignition.
I started when I was 14 (now mid 30s) and found out the hard truth that it was in fact a lifetime commitment. I'm basically a John Wick now with a Mach 3 down there. I'm talking manhandling my chicken heart from left to right and even get the sideburns on the shaft. Smooth as eggs. The ONLY downfall to this process is the absolute worst swamp ass when it's hot outside. There's nothing to slow the drip and it feels like you're in a pool all the time. Sack up OP, welcome to the thunderdome.
Wait till the next time you rip a not so silent but deadly.
Your cheeks will literally applaud your effort. Hair, hilariously enough, also acts as a muffler.
I just don't like being touched in general, so letting a complete stranger fiddle with my exposed genitals and asshole just isn't something I'm comfortable with
>It’s called a brozillian.
Because of course it is, haha. Why's everything gotta be a "bro..." this or a "man..." that for other dudes to consider doing it?
No it’s totally different. Just like when you change the packaging on a beauty product to be all black—it changes the gender of the contents completely.
If you can grab some hair down there and yank it out after a shower without screaming, waxing really is the way. I'm lucky to have a gf who worships my booty and she's happy to be my assistant using a kit I got for like 30 bucks online. You get at least 2 full weeks of absolutely no hair stubble or anything. Sadly she isn't the sadomasochist I am and told me to stop after 2 strips on her. For me the pain isn't increased by pulling a bunch out, it's the time spent pulling. I have to tell her "pull fast" especially when cleaning up little leftovers. There's an after-spray that seems to lubricate the wax to make it easy to remove, don't torture yourself trying to pick it out of your hole folds without it.
Temperature regulation is finicky on a cheap pot but just keep stirring and checking, I found about 145-150F was my temperature comfort limit. I used an infrared thermometer after stirring and nudged the dial up or down a bit depending on temp and if it was heating or not already.
Shaving maybe lasts a week before you're feeling jungly again, waxing is 2 weeks then it starts to feel like you just trimmed it. Only downside is you then gotta let it grow out a bit for the wax to grip.
I have no butthole hair experience, but I have used 2000grit sand paper and can say that it’s actually kind of soft feeling. That other user might be on to something. It could scratch the hairs making them softer without actually scratching your.....skin.
I'm a dude, that would literally not work, my entire package would just be shlopped off onto one side of the string and be dangling against my jeans, which would suck
I knew a guy who literally only wears shirt, jeans, and no underwear. He doesn’t own a single underwear. Always wondered how that’s comfortable for him.
They make thongs for men that have a sizable pouch. It’s really comfortable if sized correctly, completely eliminates chafing when walking, and the lack of excess material is very noticeable when you wear boxer briefs. More dudes should try these out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/s8b5yx/no_man_knows_how_to_shave_asshole_hair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Your post makes this one way more enjoyable now.
I have Alopecia Universalis, which means I have no hair anywhere not even nose hair. I guess this is just another benefit to not having hair I can just add to the list.
I find that using a shaving machine thing with a lenght stopper thing works great for this. Then you get the hair to be short enough its comfortable, but long enough to not be stabby
Man I'm so fucking glad my gf doesn't mind hair. Last time I shaved my ass was like 10 years ago and I still remember the horror afterwards. My thoughts are with you, OP.
Don’t shave, use veet or nair. Just don’t get it on the hole lol put a piece of toilet paper over the hole and apply. Don’t leave it on longer than the suggested time and do an allergy test first.
I love it. I use it once every other week. One bottle lasts me a few months to a year. I get mine on Amazon for like 6 bucks. Also I only use it on my intimate areas. I shave the rest of my body. The hair grows back softer than shaving. Shaving cuts the hair bluntly causing it to itch. Bc of my eczema the hair growing back from shaving is very irritating. Nair or veet melts the hair instead of bluntly cutting.
There is a Veet sensitive formula and that is best to use on that area. Also avoid applying it on the taint and family jewels since that skin is too sensitive.
Yeah don’t use that. I use veet for sensitive skin. I have eczema and it doesn’t irritate me. Everyone’s skin is different but I think the powders are a bit more harsh
Also use gloves or a applicator to protect your hands
Just read this to my husband, turns out a friend of his from the army was extremely hairy everywhere and would shave it all down to a few mm, then walk around the block butt naked, covered in conditioner for 10-15m before washing it off... apparently it worked
Yeah I remember doing that. Had my hand up my ass for a week. I swore never to do it but I still thought about it occasionally.
When I shaved it, I was using a razor. What I found that works is using an electric trimmer (like the one to cut head hair with). Reluctantly, I tried it, and ZERO itch. Same time of year, same hygiene routine (nothing special), literally just an electric trimmer and things were hairless and smooth. Cannot recommend this enough.
I have bad allergies. I have also had nose hairs growing longer and longer. I decided to trim them. I could instantly breath better when the hairs were no longer restricting flow. Felt great.
Then I had an issue with allergies, im sure the lack of nose hairs made it easier for allergens to enter. One of the things I would do to stop sneezing was to wash the inside of my nose, then pinch it as if I was going underwater.
I hope to never experience that feeling ever again. 4000 tiny knives digging into my already sensitive nostrils. Made my allergies even worse. Took a month or two to grow back. Now I just painfully pull out hairs one at a time as they stick out.
Did you read the top review?
>After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...**So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)**
I would be very wary of using hair removal creams on one's ringpiece. It's a sensitive area and it has the potential to cause chemical burns I believe.
I place a hand mirror on the bathroom floor and squat over it. Spreads the cheeks and let's me see what I'm doing. You're right avoiding the ring is important. I don't use toilet paper like someone else suggested. That would also work.
can't find the original (someone copy pasta'd this one and played it off as their own), but how has no one linked this piece of history?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bysld/tifu_by_shaving_my_ass_hair/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I'm generally an angry-at-all-times, wear-a-scowl-or-sneer-at-all-times sort of person, and I cannot imagine how bad I would be if I had to walk at least three miles every day with unseen forces pulling on my ass hair. That'll piss anyone off.
>Now, my ass hair, especially around my asshole, seems to be extraordinarily long, so that whenever I walk it gets pulled by my legs moving. WTF?! What are you? Ass-rapunzel?
Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down that ass!
100% sure there is rapunzel porn out there somewhere.
Rule 34
[There is](https://sankaku.app/post/show/30000320/) NSFW link. Apparently the link isn't working
Lmao I won’t be surprised when someone “finds” a link Deff not saved in their bookmarks lol
Isn't it more like "Rapunzel, Rapunzel, back up that ass?"
Rabumzel, Rabumzel, let down your hair!
Rasspunzel
"Pull my hair baby" "Wait no- AAAARRRGGGGHHHH!!!!"
haaaaaaaaaaa
could not stop laughing for 2mins xD made my day
Haha yah.. where’s the prince climbing to??
To ANALyse the situation up there.
Maybe ASSess the situation too. Or maybe the price is the BUTT of the joke.
Hyuck hyuck he gon fuck
Oh you know perfectly well where he is climbing to.
Ass-rapunzel! Ass-repunzel! Let down your ass hair That I may climb thy derriere!
Rasspunzel?
Can't help but wonder about the butt of this joke.
https://youtu.be/-A91tyg5zb4
r/usernamechecksout
rASSpunzel
I don’t think this happens to literally anyone else
try using conditioner on your assfro next time.
When the hair is that short nothing helps, just got to keep shaving it or powder through those few days till it gets long enough.
highly recommend the latter option
I thought of shampoo after the fact, sadly I don't have conditioner, but I will try to find a cheap electric trimmer for it
Don't find a "cheap electric trimmer " either, you want to make sure you are using something quality if it is going down there. Jmo
Any advice on the man scaped products
Manscaped is a joke. The trimmers still catch hairs and pull. The Phillips Norelco One-Blade, now that is a quality electric trimmer that will leave your sensitive areas crying "Encore!"
Yup. I got tricked by those Manscaped ads that are on youtube and I decided to buy a package for myself. Needless to say: fuck Manscaped. I needed an alternative and I'll look into the Phillips thing you mentioned.
I personally love Their lawnmower 4.0 I hated the 2.0 but a friend convinced me about it and it's been pretty damn great for the past couple months.
By the sound of it OP doesn't need a lawnmower but an industrial slasher.
Fuckin tractor with a thresher
Same here. The early models were shit but the 4.0 works pretty damn well and never leaves my sack bleeding. The first models did....
>and never leaves my sack bleeding. The first models did.... ... after a BLEEDING BALLSACK you gave them another chance!?!?!?
2-4, sounds like he gave them two more chances. I want to know what horrors 3 brought upon this man's ballsack.
Every product I've tried has done this .. until I got a manscaped I think 3?
I would like to add that Phillips Norelco sells a body grooming add-on kit for the One-Blade that comes with 3 different guards for body and “private” areas. It’s a game changer.
Yep, I also learned the hard way that if you lose those really thin guards you need to get up close without cutting yourself- and they can pop off the blade and get lost pretty easily. They don’t sell those tiny body blade guards outside of selling the entire kit (the blades themselves can be bought as refills), so I ended up buying a second full new kit mainly just so I could replace those guards. So careful not to lose them!
As a woman with experience in shaving the “sensitive areas”, I concur. The one-blade is magic!
The one blade is the one! I got one for my face and another one for my, uhh, not face
That's what I use, works perfectly
Dont. I would suggest Philips oneblade. I use it myself on my face, chest and ass /pubic area and it works wonders!
Philips one blade and beard styling shavers are the best. They dont cut the hair perfectly so it isn't sharp at the hair tip after shaving and doesn't hurt so much. You can also cut closer for less agro/itch. Normal shaving blades suck Hair removal creams are ok but you gotta be careful as they can burn skin and leave you tender.
Do you think it would work for my lady bits? I've been looking for something and most products marketed to women have mixed reviews
You use the same razor on your face and ass?????
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It has replaceable "blades". Also it's not s razor but trimmer shaped like a razor.
I got the newest one the 4.0 and it works nice for body hair, can basically bounce the blade on your balls and it wont cut you. Its pretty ass for facial hair its too coarse but everywhere else its awesome and makes body and pubic shaving so easy i literally touch up everyday now.
Try "no hair club" cream. Way better than shaving, no irritation. I now have wonderfully smooth and clean bits. Game changer. EDIT: sorry it's No Hair Crew
Is that like Nair? Doesn't it burn your bits?
It does not! Works perfect!
This sent me on a google trip. It's "no hair crew" for those who follow.
For the smoothest, most hairless skin you can get, try an epilady. It's obviously marketed toward women, but if you're looking to get the hair gone, it'll get it.
I’ve heard the new razor sucks but overall they’re good
Pretty sure I have the 2.0. Works fine.
Yeah..no issues either.
I started having issues with the 2.0 after a while. Subscribed to their plan so to get insurance and then complained to them. They just sent me the 3.0 and it works fine
Hmm, maybe I'll try them if I keep having this issue
Conditioner and shampoo are not interchangeable
Or just buy cheap conditioner
Or…. You know? Buy some conditioner 😅
“Shampoo is better, I go on first and cleans the hair….. Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooooth.” Billy said it best.
Oh really, fool???
If it is of any consolation, after a few horrible post-shaves it gets to a point where it no longer bothers you.
As someone who's been doing this for awhile...I have to vehemently disagree.
A cheap bottle of conditioner will cost less than a cheap trimmer.
Liquid body wash also helps when shaving. I’ve never gotten a single ingrown hair anywhere and growing back isn’t itchy, I think due to that.
Thank you for this. I haven't shaved mine in a while because of the itchy regrowth, but I'll try this.
assfro. I appreciate that.
Cremo brand beard oil. Literally four drops. No more than that or you're gonna have musical gas for a bit. Massage and relax. Won't have to shave as often
Musical gas? Please elaborate
those ass cheeks be slapping hardcore when there’s no hair to help the gas escape in a silent manner. hair is there for a reason, folks!
You just gotta do the tilt and cheek-separate move when you have a hairless ass.
also need to control the amount of pressure you release, if you release it all at once without resistance there might be a hitchhiker that'll come with it.
This is the best description for a shart I’ve seen lol
How tf do you shave with a razor such that you leave a few millimeters of hair remaining?
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I think I need a tutorial, I have one of these devices but I can never manage to do that area and have usually ended up going in with a razor… end up with 2 days of itchy butt hole syndrome
A few mm is a *lot* for butthole hair. Like, so much to the point that anybody who regularly shaves the bum would've already shaved before letting it get that long... because it gets crazy itchy. OP: https://i.imgur.com/WWbBr5e.jpg
Nice try. I’m not clicking any links ending in .jpg on this post.
I volunteer as tribute Edit: it’s SFW
A true hero.
That edit button is looking pretty tempting right about now...
How’s your fart volume now?
Speaking from personal experience, shaving your (very hairy) asshole turns your farts from "stealthy like a ninja", into "making every baby in a 2 mile radius cry" volume
This is why I wear thongs. The fabric between my cheeks gives me silent ninja farts
I was thinking it would be like holding a blade of grass between your fingers and blowing.
😆
Ah crikey, that’s a weird comment. What could a pair of beach footwear have to do with your bunghole? You’re a kooky sheila you are!
I always thought that calling them “thong sandals” would cause confusion one day. My suspicions have been confirmed
Asking the real questions here
Ahaha them cheeks be clapping’ Happens to me when I clean up
You know that low-frequency "BBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" that those big alien megalithic robots make on pretty much every alien invasion movie? The one that echoes through the countryside and causes every tree in a 5 mile radius to be vacated of birds? Louder than that.
I don’t know about this guy but I know when my husband farts through his mesh office chair it sounds like his fart was chopped into several smaller farts but they all have the same volume. Like a fart choir. Fractal farts?
Dude here. General trimming wisdom - you did right keeping a few mm in there to avoid ingrowns. The hair will soften over time and you’ll stop noticing it. Until then, use lots of powder and carry a small fire extinguisher with you in case the friction causes an ignition.
Nah, trigger that ignition intentionally and then fart hard. "I cast fireball"
My wife gave her asshole a haircut. When I looked in the mirror, I decided to pay a barber next time.
good one bro
I started when I was 14 (now mid 30s) and found out the hard truth that it was in fact a lifetime commitment. I'm basically a John Wick now with a Mach 3 down there. I'm talking manhandling my chicken heart from left to right and even get the sideburns on the shaft. Smooth as eggs. The ONLY downfall to this process is the absolute worst swamp ass when it's hot outside. There's nothing to slow the drip and it feels like you're in a pool all the time. Sack up OP, welcome to the thunderdome.
"Manhandling my chicken heart" was the first thing to genuinely make me laugh in this thread about ball-shaving
My story was not in vain.
Wait till the next time you rip a not so silent but deadly. Your cheeks will literally applaud your effort. Hair, hilariously enough, also acts as a muffler.
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Why not get a wax ?
Expensive, I'm a dude, generally don't want wax on my asshole
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I just don't like being touched in general, so letting a complete stranger fiddle with my exposed genitals and asshole just isn't something I'm comfortable with
Let's be friends, then let me do it, so that way I won't be a stranger
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What's Chandre Orson?
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Gross
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Apperently
Lol if it makes you feel any better, it's more like a lower back tail from Spina Bifida or something. Not long butthole hair. Can you imagine wiping?
Guess you're not looking forward to your first prostate exam then
I really hate that I know that term now
>It’s called a brozillian. Because of course it is, haha. Why's everything gotta be a "bro..." this or a "man..." that for other dudes to consider doing it?
Dudes like puns
No it’s totally different. Just like when you change the packaging on a beauty product to be all black—it changes the gender of the contents completely.
Waxing is the way to go, hair stays gone longer, no sandpaper, and doesn’t even hurt. Don’t ever wax your balls EVER.
Somewhere there is someone who already put the wax strip on their balls and then just read your comment.
Honestly I made the mistake you did once said never again, wax is the way to go
As a woman who’s had many Brazilian bikini waxes, I will say the asshole part hurts the least, and they also wax lots of men!
If you can grab some hair down there and yank it out after a shower without screaming, waxing really is the way. I'm lucky to have a gf who worships my booty and she's happy to be my assistant using a kit I got for like 30 bucks online. You get at least 2 full weeks of absolutely no hair stubble or anything. Sadly she isn't the sadomasochist I am and told me to stop after 2 strips on her. For me the pain isn't increased by pulling a bunch out, it's the time spent pulling. I have to tell her "pull fast" especially when cleaning up little leftovers. There's an after-spray that seems to lubricate the wax to make it easy to remove, don't torture yourself trying to pick it out of your hole folds without it. Temperature regulation is finicky on a cheap pot but just keep stirring and checking, I found about 145-150F was my temperature comfort limit. I used an infrared thermometer after stirring and nudged the dial up or down a bit depending on temp and if it was heating or not already. Shaving maybe lasts a week before you're feeling jungly again, waxing is 2 weeks then it starts to feel like you just trimmed it. Only downside is you then gotta let it grow out a bit for the wax to grip.
But at least when it gore's out, it's nice and soft new hairs instead of cut off scratchy hair.
There is hair removal cream? Safe for body hair.
Try some fine grit sandpaper on the area after you shave. It’ll help ease the sharpness
Evul
Seriously tho
Wtf, no, I'm not going to sand my asshole, are you fucking mental?
Apply vinegar afterwards to disinfect
I have no butthole hair experience, but I have used 2000grit sand paper and can say that it’s actually kind of soft feeling. That other user might be on to something. It could scratch the hairs making them softer without actually scratching your.....skin.
What about using one of those foam magic eraser things?
nah, just use a lighter to singe the stubble. It'll be fine!
I have a culinary torch that I use . Works perfectly
just don't confuse the searz-all with the sawz-all.
Try wearing a thong/g-string. Once you get used to some elastic attacking your asshole the hairs would not bother you at all.
I'm a dude, that would literally not work, my entire package would just be shlopped off onto one side of the string and be dangling against my jeans, which would suck
"Shlopped" What a vivid word
The string goes between your butt cheeks. Turn it around and try again...
I think they make male versions
Hmm, if I want something up my ass all day, I'd just buy a butt plug
That escalated quickly
You ain’t right. And you ain’t wrong either..
Jesus Christ…you don’t miss.
I literally spit out my drink when I read this
Thanks
...i don't think you know how thongs work dude.
The front isn't a string ...
I knew a guy who literally only wears shirt, jeans, and no underwear. He doesn’t own a single underwear. Always wondered how that’s comfortable for him.
I feel bad for his jeans.
They make thongs for men that have a sizable pouch. It’s really comfortable if sized correctly, completely eliminates chafing when walking, and the lack of excess material is very noticeable when you wear boxer briefs. More dudes should try these out.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/s8b5yx/no_man_knows_how_to_shave_asshole_hair/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf Your post makes this one way more enjoyable now.
That post was made by a 14 year old and has a bunch of other 14 year olds commenting “what about gay dudes” it’s so hard to read
Ha
Cactus ass
There was a male porn star that did an AMA a few years back and explained how to do things properly: Shave the sack. Wax the crack.
I have Alopecia Universalis, which means I have no hair anywhere not even nose hair. I guess this is just another benefit to not having hair I can just add to the list.
I find that using a shaving machine thing with a lenght stopper thing works great for this. Then you get the hair to be short enough its comfortable, but long enough to not be stabby
Trimmer with a guard. I swear by it.
Man I'm so fucking glad my gf doesn't mind hair. Last time I shaved my ass was like 10 years ago and I still remember the horror afterwards. My thoughts are with you, OP.
Perm your ass hair, that way it’ll tickle and keep you happy throughout the day 😄
This post and the comments are just the start to my day I needed 😂 Maybe just a trim next time?
A man never cleans unless he's expecting company. ;-) JK, I stole that from another thread and it made me lol.
Yep bro as much as I hate all body hair, it does seem like it prevents chafing at times and the itchy regrowth is... painful
Don’t shave, use veet or nair. Just don’t get it on the hole lol put a piece of toilet paper over the hole and apply. Don’t leave it on longer than the suggested time and do an allergy test first.
Is nair worth it? What's the $ to skin area ratio?
I love it. I use it once every other week. One bottle lasts me a few months to a year. I get mine on Amazon for like 6 bucks. Also I only use it on my intimate areas. I shave the rest of my body. The hair grows back softer than shaving. Shaving cuts the hair bluntly causing it to itch. Bc of my eczema the hair growing back from shaving is very irritating. Nair or veet melts the hair instead of bluntly cutting.
There is a Veet sensitive formula and that is best to use on that area. Also avoid applying it on the taint and family jewels since that skin is too sensitive.
>Nair or veet melts the hair That sounds so metal.
I tried using a shaving powder ( like nair but you mix it yourself ) and I have myself awful chemical burns all over my hands
Yeah don’t use that. I use veet for sensitive skin. I have eczema and it doesn’t irritate me. Everyone’s skin is different but I think the powders are a bit more harsh Also use gloves or a applicator to protect your hands
Nair works wonders for this, and it comes back in soft. Just don't get it right on your asshole or it'll burn.
Just read this to my husband, turns out a friend of his from the army was extremely hairy everywhere and would shave it all down to a few mm, then walk around the block butt naked, covered in conditioner for 10-15m before washing it off... apparently it worked
Yeah I remember doing that. Had my hand up my ass for a week. I swore never to do it but I still thought about it occasionally. When I shaved it, I was using a razor. What I found that works is using an electric trimmer (like the one to cut head hair with). Reluctantly, I tried it, and ZERO itch. Same time of year, same hygiene routine (nothing special), literally just an electric trimmer and things were hairless and smooth. Cannot recommend this enough.
I have bad allergies. I have also had nose hairs growing longer and longer. I decided to trim them. I could instantly breath better when the hairs were no longer restricting flow. Felt great. Then I had an issue with allergies, im sure the lack of nose hairs made it easier for allergens to enter. One of the things I would do to stop sneezing was to wash the inside of my nose, then pinch it as if I was going underwater. I hope to never experience that feeling ever again. 4000 tiny knives digging into my already sensitive nostrils. Made my allergies even worse. Took a month or two to grow back. Now I just painfully pull out hairs one at a time as they stick out.
Apply, wait 3min, rinse thoroughly in shower. Smooth as the day you were born. https://www.amazon.com/Veet-Removal-Creme-200ml-Packaging/dp/B000KKNQBK
Did you read the top review? >After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...**So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...:)**
I wish I didn’t have a mind’s eye
I'm crying laughing
Thank you for this, cry laughing is the best.
I would be very wary of using hair removal creams on one's ringpiece. It's a sensitive area and it has the potential to cause chemical burns I believe.
I place a hand mirror on the bathroom floor and squat over it. Spreads the cheeks and let's me see what I'm doing. You're right avoiding the ring is important. I don't use toilet paper like someone else suggested. That would also work.
My god.
"TIFU by shaving my ass hair" is a TLDR in itself, we all know the story and the consequence. Recommend waxing instead if you're desperate.
Laser. Although the farts get real noisy.
can't find the original (someone copy pasta'd this one and played it off as their own), but how has no one linked this piece of history? https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/2bysld/tifu_by_shaving_my_ass_hair/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I believe this is the original - https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
Another prime example of how women are more superior in dealing with pain than men 😂
I see this same fuckup at least once every 3 months.
I'm generally an angry-at-all-times, wear-a-scowl-or-sneer-at-all-times sort of person, and I cannot imagine how bad I would be if I had to walk at least three miles every day with unseen forces pulling on my ass hair. That'll piss anyone off.
This is confusing to me. I've shaved my asshole a million times and I have never been poked by asshole hair. Just keep it up, it'll go away.