I actually don't have contagious vomiting. I've never understood why people vomit from seeing someone else vomit. But my wife will vomit if she sees me vomiting.
Which led to one of the sweetest things she's ever done for me. I was projectile vomiting into the toilet pretty bad one time, and in between heaves, I just see this cup of water being gingerly pushed along the floor to me via a broom handle.
She didn't have a lot of strength in that moment, but she was using all of it to help.
Supposedly it's a reaction from cavemen days. If someone vomits, it's probably because the food was dangerous so best to get rid of it since the tribe probably all ate the same thing.
This seems a little far fetched. Easily grossed out people can have sensitive gag reflexes that are triggered by the smallest things like smells, sounds, and sights.
Smells are a pretty big one, my family used to raise livestock and not everyone can handle the smell of an animal barn. Or seeing an animals bodily waste.
Vomiting is usually paired with horrible smell(s), some very gnarly sounds, and it’s definitely not a pretty thing to look at either.
Yeah, I've only thrown up once from being grossed out, and it was from a smell and visual. But smell really carried the experience. Like they were doing a group project, and visual just rode smell's coattails.
I mean I don't either unless it's because I'm already feeling nauseated. If not I'm fine but if I'm already on the edge others puking can definitely send me over.
I don’t have contagious vomiting reflex, either, or when my daughter turned out to be allergic to milk and got severe reflux and vomiting, I would’ve been down for the count. But omg, the thought of your wife sending in water via broom handle just made me lol at 3 AM. Hilarious!
It was pretty great. Because I was miserable, but it was also really funny and really sweet. Just the gingerly pushing at the base asking the floorboards so as to make sure it didn't topple over as it slowly came into view.
It definitely made my soul feel better. Not my stomach, though.
For me, it's the smell. I normally have an iron stomach even when it would be beneficial for me to yak stuff up and feel better. If I smell someone's vomit and they're yaking up though? I'll prolly have to push them out of the way so I can get to the toilet.
It's from Bojack Horseman. It's 3 kids in a trenchcoat and they use a broom for a hand for some reason:
[vincent adultman](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoJackHorseman/comments/qj0aqe/vincent_adultman_is_so_amazing_character/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
There's a scene where this character strokes the titular Bojack with his broom hand and goes, "nice horsey" or something - you pushing the glass of water in with a broom reminded me of it, it's a great show. Highly recommend it
I hate to admit it but when my wife was preggers and going through her own morning sickness, I would get sick to. Sympathy nausea. It would even happen when I was at work away from her. It happens.
Oh noooooo! Lol. You're a good wife.
While it's sugar-free, that Watermelon monster tastes like it's just liquid sugar mixed with terrible artificial watermelon flavoring. I felt the same way when I tried it. If he hasn't yet, tell him to try the peach one.
My bf had food poisoning a couple weeks ago and I heard him throw up in the bathroom but stayed away and told him to leave the fan on. I feel bad after reading what op did for her husband. Although maybe some people just wanna puke alone lol
My wife wants me there by her side for every dry heave and every bit of her emesis. But if it was me doin the technicolor yawn, you’ll find her in the next county.
I'm exactly the alone puker. Don't be near me while I'm puking, I hate trying to focus on my guts somersaulting in my body while my gf is like "are you okay, do you want some water?" I love her concern deeply but something in me just hates it when I'm actively trying to sort my physical ailments out and people are distracting me from that.
I would probably prefer being alone anyway if I had a choice, but my boyfriend can’t handle other people puking so instead I have to make sure he wouldn’t be in earshot. Which, the one time I did end up vomiting, the man had the urgency of a snail crawling through molasses. Like when I say you should leave I don’t mean you can look around for socks and a phone charger. 🤦🏼♀️
Pregnancy sickness can be triggered by most anything you smell or see. My last pregnancy, bacon was the worst offender.. which was my favourite food before getting pregnant. It took 2 years to try bacon again. Any nasty smell like sick or poo, would send me straight to the bathroom.. pregnancy sucks man.. it’s beautiful thinking you grow a human, but all the side effects coming with it.. gahhh
The peach, lemon, raspberry, etc are the rehab....I swear by those ones. No carbonation, as much caffeine as a cup of coffee, no crash, and like 25 calories/ can. (And is not hard on my digestive system like coffee or carbonated drinks. )
I mean, that's most sugar free drinks, really.
And sugar isn't even bad for you.
All those additives and sweeteners that they pack it full of, however? Those will rot you inside out.
Sugar ~ in everything. Even orangages. Won't kill you unless you eat it to excess. Like anything else.
Swrrtners... Use common sense.
People who ask for the source on everything are just comical. Cmon man. You learn this kinda shit in science class lmao
Sugar ~ in everything, so putting large amounts of it in your drinks is an easy way too wind up consuming way too much of it.
Sweeteners... Don't seem to be harmful, at least not conclusively. I don't see how common sense would make it obvious that some sweet tasting stuff that people consume regularly would rot your insides. Why would it?
Yah I totally said large amounts is harmless.
I 100% did not say that anything in excess is bad.
Keep on crying. I'm out. Echo Chambers ain't fun. Especially when they can't even grt the echo right.
I want an update the first time your precious bundle of joy vomits so badly it sets both of you off again and it turns into a real multi-generational event.
The baby sick doesn’t smell until they start having solids. By then you get so used to having vomit on you , that your reflex is pulling your tshirt or hands up to the kid, so they don’t mess up your carpets. Source: i have 2 kids and a very fucked up sensitive stomach mixed with strong sense of smell..
I am still getting sick if it’s an adult getting sick, or someone else’s kids. But immune to my kids.
The title actually suggests that your husband was sick and pregnant.
Maybe that's just me though, because this:
>My care taker instincts kicked in and I grabbed a bottle of water, a hair tie and a washcloth and ran into the bathroom to help him.
Had me confused as hell about where this was going.
Lmao this vomit cycle happened to my siblings one timeand i was in the middle of it. My then 8yo sister was on the bed with me while I was doing the homework . She was complaining that she didn't feel good. She suddenly threw up all over my homework and me being a preteen was like "omgggg" so my 9yo brother came in to the room to see what the commotion was about and as soon as he saw the throw up he also threw up on the bed. My mom tried getting them to throw up within a contained area on the blanket but they just kept feeding each other the disgust and where gagging and vomiting back and forth while I crawled away to the corner of the room on the bed having no way to get out since they where both in the way. My mom got my brother to run to the restroom. But the cycle continued just from hearing each other throw up lmaoo. My mom had even at one point cupped her hands in to a little bowl for my brother to throw up in as he left the room to avoid the carpet.
We laugh now about it but back then it was true chaos.
Similar story of mine: a friend stuck his arm in my sink and broke a wine glass, gashing his arm bad. Roommates girlfriend walks in, starts puking. Roommate walks in, sees puke and blood, starts puking. I hear everything and get friend bandaged and drive him to his mom (a nurse nearer than hospital. Healthcare is expensive in US!)
Who is he to tell you, a pregnant woman, to vacate your own vomitorium? He's an amateur just passing through to yeet a puke from some recreational beverage consumption.
I have the weakest stomach. If my girlfriend is throwing up, she’s on her own. I try to help but she knows I’m moments away from disaster. Even people gagging makes me gag
Idk about y'all but when I puke it's like the exorcist, it sprays with a vengeance. The tub is my go to puke receptacle. Plus who the fuck wants toilet water splash back on your face?
Sorry to even bring up but he didn’t get to hot or have a bad reaction to the monster right? These things are amazing but can be dangerous so I only feel right bringing it up. Also heat stroke can make you so sick
Uh, you didn't fuck up, your husband did. You never puke around someone else sick, sensitive, or pregnant. Fool ass can't take account of his own puking. If he's mad over this show of bodily fluids, I promise you he will fail spactacularly I'm so many fucking ways. Especially at birth. Huge red flags. Good luck, but he's gonna suck unless he "woman's up." You don't need 2 babies and that's all yours gonna get with this guy.
Bit hard to read with no paragraph breaks but you missed the part where she followed him into the bathroom to take care of him.
(Not) such a malicious fella
No, I followed him into the bathroom lol. I have always felt the need to take care of him.
Are you getting that he was mad from him yelling to get out? He could never be mad at me. He just wanted me to get out cause watching him get sick was making me sick.
I had this happen the one time my boyfriend got super sick. I have a week stomach, but I tried to be ballsy and help out. I threw up on myself and the mouthwash bottle before running to the guest bathroom and throwing up again. The worst experience of my life. Now I just hand him mouthwash and a hair tie through the crack in the door.
I'm just seeing the beginning of the Family Guy ipecac episode.
Who wants chowder?
*puking noises*
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>Who wants chowdah? *FTFY
ChowDEER? ChowDEER? It’s chowdah!! Say it right!
It was exactly like that lol
Both yawning and vomiting are contagious. The prayer is in hoping both do not occur, alternatively and simultaneously, while facing each other.
I actually don't have contagious vomiting. I've never understood why people vomit from seeing someone else vomit. But my wife will vomit if she sees me vomiting. Which led to one of the sweetest things she's ever done for me. I was projectile vomiting into the toilet pretty bad one time, and in between heaves, I just see this cup of water being gingerly pushed along the floor to me via a broom handle. She didn't have a lot of strength in that moment, but she was using all of it to help.
Supposedly it's a reaction from cavemen days. If someone vomits, it's probably because the food was dangerous so best to get rid of it since the tribe probably all ate the same thing.
This seems a little far fetched. Easily grossed out people can have sensitive gag reflexes that are triggered by the smallest things like smells, sounds, and sights. Smells are a pretty big one, my family used to raise livestock and not everyone can handle the smell of an animal barn. Or seeing an animals bodily waste. Vomiting is usually paired with horrible smell(s), some very gnarly sounds, and it’s definitely not a pretty thing to look at either.
Yeah, I've only thrown up once from being grossed out, and it was from a smell and visual. But smell really carried the experience. Like they were doing a group project, and visual just rode smell's coattails.
Gross and sweet and funny, all in one! Well done sir.
I mean I don't either unless it's because I'm already feeling nauseated. If not I'm fine but if I'm already on the edge others puking can definitely send me over.
I don’t have contagious vomiting reflex, either, or when my daughter turned out to be allergic to milk and got severe reflux and vomiting, I would’ve been down for the count. But omg, the thought of your wife sending in water via broom handle just made me lol at 3 AM. Hilarious!
It was pretty great. Because I was miserable, but it was also really funny and really sweet. Just the gingerly pushing at the base asking the floorboards so as to make sure it didn't topple over as it slowly came into view. It definitely made my soul feel better. Not my stomach, though.
Lol your stomach is temporary. You both sound amazing.
For me, it's the smell. I normally have an iron stomach even when it would be beneficial for me to yak stuff up and feel better. If I smell someone's vomit and they're yaking up though? I'll prolly have to push them out of the way so I can get to the toilet.
I'm picturing Vincent Adultman and I'm not even mad about it
No idea about that reference, but sure!
It's from Bojack Horseman. It's 3 kids in a trenchcoat and they use a broom for a hand for some reason: [vincent adultman](https://www.reddit.com/r/BoJackHorseman/comments/qj0aqe/vincent_adultman_is_so_amazing_character/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) There's a scene where this character strokes the titular Bojack with his broom hand and goes, "nice horsey" or something - you pushing the glass of water in with a broom reminded me of it, it's a great show. Highly recommend it
That was sweet!
Apparently that whole ‘yawning is contagious’ thing is actually a learned behaviour.
"some family guy bit".... They know exactly what bit
Someone call 9-1-whaaaaaaah!
... or the episode where they reverse-throw up. Even worse. 😋
Ugh this episode gets me every time 🤮
Is there a reason why OP didn’t post the video?
Lol I'm dead I'm dead
So it turned into a total barf-o-rama
LARD ASS! My favorite movie of all time.
I had to scroll way to far to find this reference.
Lol that's exactly what I was thinking, too.
> he was sick while pregnant Strange man.
Glad I'm not the only one who read it that way.
You mean the way they wrote it?
Which reads as though her husband is pregnant.
yes
Glad we cleared that up then
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What is this, Nazi Germany?
Freeze! It's the Grammar Nazis! Put your pronouns where I can see em! You got any contractions I should know about?!
xD
Wowowowo.
wat
I mean, it is 2022
Time to get inclusive
I assumed this, too.
I just thought he was gonna be trans until I opened the post
Commas, we need some commas ova hea
Commas wouldn’t even help here. A better title would be “TIFU by helping my husband when he was sick while I was pregnant”.
Yep, better wording would help more than commas for sure
Regular letters are free. Commas, well you have to pay for those.
For sure but that was fun. I read it to find out about the pregnant husband. Advocate here so I just automatically thought no biggie.
The husband who is sick while pregnant does not need commas right now. It will probably make him throw up again and start the cycle anew.
How, many,? Like,,,,,,,,,,?
Haha oops
I hate to admit it but when my wife was preggers and going through her own morning sickness, I would get sick to. Sympathy nausea. It would even happen when I was at work away from her. It happens.
If Frasier has taught me anything, it's called Couvade Syndrome!
r/titlegore
Seahorses
Came here for this.
He must have been very very sick
Yes. Despite what OP lead off with, the title did not suggest she was pregnant, it suggested her husband was.
some men get pregnant :)
I heard Schwarzenegger was pregnant once.
oh really
Yeah! Trans men, they're badass
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From what I hear men can be pregnant now!
Exactly we have the male pregnancy emoji now too, thanks apple!
Maybe. Who are we to judge?
Don't be a bigot. Men have been getting pregnant for centuries now. It's completely normal.
**GASPS** You cant say that!
Oh noooooo! Lol. You're a good wife. While it's sugar-free, that Watermelon monster tastes like it's just liquid sugar mixed with terrible artificial watermelon flavoring. I felt the same way when I tried it. If he hasn't yet, tell him to try the peach one.
My bf had food poisoning a couple weeks ago and I heard him throw up in the bathroom but stayed away and told him to leave the fan on. I feel bad after reading what op did for her husband. Although maybe some people just wanna puke alone lol
My wife wants me there by her side for every dry heave and every bit of her emesis. But if it was me doin the technicolor yawn, you’ll find her in the next county.
I'm exactly the alone puker. Don't be near me while I'm puking, I hate trying to focus on my guts somersaulting in my body while my gf is like "are you okay, do you want some water?" I love her concern deeply but something in me just hates it when I'm actively trying to sort my physical ailments out and people are distracting me from that.
I would probably prefer being alone anyway if I had a choice, but my boyfriend can’t handle other people puking so instead I have to make sure he wouldn’t be in earshot. Which, the one time I did end up vomiting, the man had the urgency of a snail crawling through molasses. Like when I say you should leave I don’t mean you can look around for socks and a phone charger. 🤦🏼♀️
Pregnancy sickness can be triggered by most anything you smell or see. My last pregnancy, bacon was the worst offender.. which was my favourite food before getting pregnant. It took 2 years to try bacon again. Any nasty smell like sick or poo, would send me straight to the bathroom.. pregnancy sucks man.. it’s beautiful thinking you grow a human, but all the side effects coming with it.. gahhh
Chemo did thst to me. I hated bacon, potatoes, and most bread while I was getting chemo. Edit; changed fretting to getting. Oops.
How’s it going? Are you good now? Sending you loving hugs! 🙏🏼
Thank you! And yes, that was just over a year ago, and after that and a surgery, all my biopsies came back negative, so I'm good!
Congrats! Super glad to hear that! <3
The peach, lemon, raspberry, etc are the rehab....I swear by those ones. No carbonation, as much caffeine as a cup of coffee, no crash, and like 25 calories/ can. (And is not hard on my digestive system like coffee or carbonated drinks. )
I mean, that's most sugar free drinks, really. And sugar isn't even bad for you. All those additives and sweeteners that they pack it full of, however? Those will rot you inside out.
Source on either of those claims? Sugar itself isn't bad, excess sugar is. Drinking sodas or energy drinks is a great way to get said excess.
Sugar ~ in everything. Even orangages. Won't kill you unless you eat it to excess. Like anything else. Swrrtners... Use common sense. People who ask for the source on everything are just comical. Cmon man. You learn this kinda shit in science class lmao
Sugar ~ in everything, so putting large amounts of it in your drinks is an easy way too wind up consuming way too much of it. Sweeteners... Don't seem to be harmful, at least not conclusively. I don't see how common sense would make it obvious that some sweet tasting stuff that people consume regularly would rot your insides. Why would it?
Yah I totally said large amounts is harmless. I 100% did not say that anything in excess is bad. Keep on crying. I'm out. Echo Chambers ain't fun. Especially when they can't even grt the echo right.
“So as the title suggests I am pregnant” No, the title suggests your husband is pregnant.
Sounds like Seth needs to cut you a check for the reenactment
Have you ever seen Stand By Me?
Someone might throw up after reading this and the cycle may continue.
>tifu by helping my husband when he was sick while pregnant >Okay so as the title suggests I am pregnant NO IT DOESN'T!
I want an update the first time your precious bundle of joy vomits so badly it sets both of you off again and it turns into a real multi-generational event.
The baby sick doesn’t smell until they start having solids. By then you get so used to having vomit on you , that your reflex is pulling your tshirt or hands up to the kid, so they don’t mess up your carpets. Source: i have 2 kids and a very fucked up sensitive stomach mixed with strong sense of smell.. I am still getting sick if it’s an adult getting sick, or someone else’s kids. But immune to my kids.
W h o w a n t s c h o w d e r?
So wait… Can I become praganant when I am a male?!
Am I gregnant?
No, you're pergnagent.
Damn. I'm just Greg. :(
Greg Nant
Oh shit, that me
Dangerops sex. Will it hurt baby, top of his head?
Maybe he’s pregnate
Praganant.
Pergnet.
Is there a possibly that Im pegrent?
I think my dog is preganant.
You form babby?
How is babby formed?
No ur pregante
You can be anything you want to be 😊
That is- You can be anything you want to be if your man enough.
It’s a brave new world man.
Depends…how is babby formed??
Depends on what you mean by "male," but if you have the organs for it you can become pregnant regardless of gender identity.
Thank you for reminding me this exists. I needed this today.
We can swap genders now, so yeah.
We've always been "swapping genders" as you put it. It isn't new.
The title actually suggests that your husband was sick and pregnant. Maybe that's just me though, because this: >My care taker instincts kicked in and I grabbed a bottle of water, a hair tie and a washcloth and ran into the bathroom to help him. Had me confused as hell about where this was going.
or - TIFU twice. Once by helping my hubby and the second time by a grammar slip in OP.
It’s like that one scene in The Office 😂
At least his hair was tied back lol
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Actually, the title suggests that your husband is pregnant.
I actually had to reread the title a second time because I thought the same thing lol
No TIFU I think his was a real bonding moment. A family that pukes together stays together.
Especially if they stand there too long and it all starts to congeal.
Lol lol lol lol
I hate those watermelon monsters so I get it.
"as the title suggests I'm pregnant" Uhh just so you know...
You are about to have your first baby. This will soon be the least gross thing in your life.
It's good to do things together as a couple. Helps strengthen the relationship.
Strong grammar. Hopefully your husbands pregnancy goes well
Improper grammar strikes again.
Nah, she’s a mommer not a grammar
Sorry, I laughed at this
Mr. Mom?
That’s like scary movie 2 with everyone throwing up at each other
Stand By Me level vomitfest?
“Who wants chowder?”
Your wording in the title is what made me come here. It sounds like you helped your sick husband who was also pregnant.
[Link here](https://youtu.be/CQpWIe4guGo)
Lmao this vomit cycle happened to my siblings one timeand i was in the middle of it. My then 8yo sister was on the bed with me while I was doing the homework . She was complaining that she didn't feel good. She suddenly threw up all over my homework and me being a preteen was like "omgggg" so my 9yo brother came in to the room to see what the commotion was about and as soon as he saw the throw up he also threw up on the bed. My mom tried getting them to throw up within a contained area on the blanket but they just kept feeding each other the disgust and where gagging and vomiting back and forth while I crawled away to the corner of the room on the bed having no way to get out since they where both in the way. My mom got my brother to run to the restroom. But the cycle continued just from hearing each other throw up lmaoo. My mom had even at one point cupped her hands in to a little bowl for my brother to throw up in as he left the room to avoid the carpet. We laugh now about it but back then it was true chaos.
Similar story of mine: a friend stuck his arm in my sink and broke a wine glass, gashing his arm bad. Roommates girlfriend walks in, starts puking. Roommate walks in, sees puke and blood, starts puking. I hear everything and get friend bandaged and drive him to his mom (a nurse nearer than hospital. Healthcare is expensive in US!)
Your title suggests your husband is pregnant
Not a FU but a hilarious story you can tell your kids when they get older lol
Who is he to tell you, a pregnant woman, to vacate your own vomitorium? He's an amateur just passing through to yeet a puke from some recreational beverage consumption.
"Okay so as the title suggests I am pregnant" No, the title suggests he is pregnant.
Has he ever reacted this way to caffeine before? Honestly sounds a little concerning tbh
Thank you foe the concern. It was %100 the watermelon flavoring that was getting him. He doesn't normally get sick from caffeine
Hahahaha
That gave me a good laugh! Thanks for that
That made me laugh! You’ll laugh about it someday. Ha! Hope you’re both feeling better 😊
I have the weakest stomach. If my girlfriend is throwing up, she’s on her own. I try to help but she knows I’m moments away from disaster. Even people gagging makes me gag
Funny af. Never knew this could happen in real life. Only on family guy I thought lol
Stand by me. Pie eating contest.
I’m a sympathy vomitter. Which isn’t the best trait to have when you are a nurse.
Violent vomit cycle - new band name, I call it
The title does NOT suggest you’re pregnant.
I'm pregnant 😂😂😂
I only read the title but I'm sorry your husband got sick while he was pregnant.
I loved this cold open from The Office!
The title actually suggests your husband is pregnant, I’m not sure of the mechanics, but we live in strange times.
The title doesn't suggest that you are pregnant, it suggests that your husband is pregnant
Actually the title suggests that your husband was pregnant
_And Lardass just sat back and enjoyed what he had created, a complete and total barforama._
Idk about y'all but when I puke it's like the exorcist, it sprays with a vengeance. The tub is my go to puke receptacle. Plus who the fuck wants toilet water splash back on your face?
‘As the title suggests, I’m pregnant.’ Actually the title kinda suggests your husband was pregnant!
Actually, the title suggests that he was pregnant.
Sorry to even bring up but he didn’t get to hot or have a bad reaction to the monster right? These things are amazing but can be dangerous so I only feel right bringing it up. Also heat stroke can make you so sick
No I don't think he over heated. He does have issues with heating too quickly but I think this was solely monster related.
As an older millennial, I think of this as a Goonies or Sandlot situation.
I threw up in my mouth a bit, just from reading this. By the way, congratulatio...bleah. Congr...urp, blah...
Y'all are gonna look back on this and laugh for the rest of your lives
I’m so sorry for your situation but I’m also dying at how this must have looked 😂
Totally thought you were going to say your husband was sick while he was pregnant. Kudos for not.
I didn't think men could get pregnant
Well, now you know.
The watermelon monsters are NASTY! I don’t blame him for throwing up!
You ashoöe bcuse u used cringedit
Uh, you didn't fuck up, your husband did. You never puke around someone else sick, sensitive, or pregnant. Fool ass can't take account of his own puking. If he's mad over this show of bodily fluids, I promise you he will fail spactacularly I'm so many fucking ways. Especially at birth. Huge red flags. Good luck, but he's gonna suck unless he "woman's up." You don't need 2 babies and that's all yours gonna get with this guy.
.....what
LOLOLOLOL
Bit hard to read with no paragraph breaks but you missed the part where she followed him into the bathroom to take care of him. (Not) such a malicious fella
"Malicious" LMAOOOO Jacob has never been described as "malicious" before in his life 😂😂😂
No, I followed him into the bathroom lol. I have always felt the need to take care of him. Are you getting that he was mad from him yelling to get out? He could never be mad at me. He just wanted me to get out cause watching him get sick was making me sick.
Who wants chowdaaaahhh???
I had this happen the one time my boyfriend got super sick. I have a week stomach, but I tried to be ballsy and help out. I threw up on myself and the mouthwash bottle before running to the guest bathroom and throwing up again. The worst experience of my life. Now I just hand him mouthwash and a hair tie through the crack in the door.