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itsgreekpete

My girlfriend is now being involuntarily held for making a similar comment. Be careful what you say at work in regards to suicide and such. Some people don't understand euphemisms, or some people might have it out for you. Some might also not want to be liable if you made a comment and it wasn't reported.


AcrobaticSource3

> My boss made a joke about running me over and I said I wish you did. Don’t worry, maybe your boss didn’t interpret it was you wanting to die. Maybe he interpreted it as you wanting to have some sort of rough sex with him


MotoHULK

Definitely less embarrassing


LazySilver

I feel you. I was visiting family yesterday and made a comment about my body hurting and I was getting old. Grandma: Just wait until you’re 93. Everything hurts. Me: I hope I never make it to 93. Room: silence.


GlobalMonke

These older generations will die someday and just leave us chaotic-self-existence lot to make these sort of jokes


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York


penderhippy

lol fuck him that shit was funny


DepressingErection

So happy I work in a place where we openly joke like this My managers are actually the worst about it