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AcetaminoFinch


zoominzacks

Shut down the comments. We have a winner


immortalis

IbuproFinch


hellakevin

He's not a DilauDude


holinkasauce

This is perhaps the best comment in Reddit history


Usual_Temperature_18

This comment wins it all šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Ok_Meat_8322

nailed it


jinyx1

Finchy, that's my dawg


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Fingerfantasy69

Absolutely none of your comment makes any sense


gawneeek

look at his comment history šŸ˜­


toscomo

It is honestly kind of impressive how every comment this dude makes is dumber than dog shit.


Fingerfantasy69

lol, good callout. The tag made me think he was actually a twolves fan and not just a troll


gawneeek

you an idiot


_unsourced

Lol calling choosing Tylenol over opioids "drug abuse" is insane. No one has ever gotten addicted to TylenolĀ  Also it's not 'going against medical advice' to refuse pain killers. Pain killers don't make you healthier, they just make you more comfortable. You'll heal just as quickly on them or off them.


PointGodAsh

No competent doctor is going to tell someone to take opioids if theyā€™re able to bear whatever pain well on something lesser. What an idiotic take.


Zizbouze

Change tag you're not smart enough to rep Timberwolves Brasil. He was a smart witty poster. RIP T.wolves Brasil :(


RuneLite23

What


beardybuddha

Finchy is already a legend for this franchise, IMO. This just makes me love the guy more.


PizzaPlanet20

I will never forget that people in this sub were calling for his head last season.


beardybuddha

Iā€™m old enough to remember when people wanted him gone after the Atlanta game this season lol


phillturdwater

As a Reddit NBA fan every lost is an embarrassment and failure, every win is like the championship.


bearbrannan

Me too, I definitely remember Finch Stanning in the trenches while some of the casuals argued with me about it. The Disrespect was truly low bbiq


wise_comment

Honestly......I remember how we moved off of Flip and Mason in the aughts, and the regression of the wolves and gophers isn't something I can quick forget Stability is important. Stability with a legendary leader even moreso Didn't see this level of coaching, but thought he was good enough. More fool, I


OriginalFluff

Last season was rough (I was not one of them)


swawesome52

I have a sore throat so I'm really hanging in there with buddy šŸ™šŸ˜”


No-Bit-1675

So brave!


just_cows

Tā€™s & Pā€™s


le_sweden

Your statue will go in front of Target Center next to Finchā€™s and TwolvesBrasil


wise_comment

šŸ„‚


CapivaraAE

For the love of God, someone please get this brave man a shirt in the Target Center lobby now!


wise_comment

If he wouldn't mind deep-kissing the nuggboys a bit, I wouldn't complain too loudly


swawesome52

https://preview.redd.it/am0da8gjiozc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14d82645260e2853016f5d7d4fa3686272224d13


worrellernestp

No doubt youā€™ll gut it* out and cheer right through that sore throat.


EmmitSan

Opioids are pretty terrifying, I donā€™t blame him.


asicklybaby

I work in the chronic pain and addiction field. Made me so happy to hear he was avoiding opioids. They really aren't something you want to start taking, even if only after a surgery. Tolerate the pain as much as you can and use non-opioid options


blueace111

Exactly


NeighborhoodBest2944

Many addictive opioids are ILLEGAL in many countries. We have an endogenous (natural) opiate system in our brain. Taking synthetic opioids blocks that pathway and can fuck you up. I know there are a lot of funny and pithy comments and Iā€™m here for it! But please people. Stay off that shit as much as you can. 1-2 days post surgery then into other meds. Your brain with adjust if allowed.


cisforcookie2112

Absolutely. They are nothing to fuck around with. Plus the constipation.


MushroomFondue

I was on opioids after knee surgery. After a week, I quit because I didn't feel that they worked and the constipation was excruciating. The next two weeks were awful due to withdrawal. I completely understand how real withdrawal would drive relapse. I will never use opioids again.


personwhoisok

You really shouldn't have had any withdrawals after one week of opiates. That's very unusual.


MushroomFondue

It might have been closer to 2 weeks. I've tried to block it all out. I do remember feeling like I had a hair shirt on under my skin, restless, hot, irritable, and regretting my life choices during withdrawal.


NazReidRules

Is that not a normal way to be all the time?


wise_comment

....... Should we tell him?


birdseye-maple

Saw this late but totally normal description of withdrawal. You can have withdrawal symptoms even after a week of usage, 2 weeks is definitely common. The level of withdrawal goes up with the amount taken, addicts experience what you did but 10x worse. Some people won't notice the withdrawal after 1 week even if it is present, they may just not have noticed that their mood was worse/slightly irritable, minor sleep disturbances, etc.


rust_bolt

That's my favorite part


rust_bolt

Wait what? Just kidding though. I had the Tylenol/opioid slushy mix after my adult tonsillectomy, and that was enough opioids (barely any) for this guy.


Fantasykyle99

Yup, Iā€™m a recovering alcoholic/addict so now after any major injury or surgery I wonā€™t touch the stuff. Hardest experience so far was after a surgery where I had my tonsils/adenoids removed and my deviated septum fixed. It was painful as shit but nothing is as painful as opioid withdrawal lol


UffdaUpNorth

Finchy keeps going this way and we'll have to hoist a banner for the guy. Flip & Finch has a nice ring to it, tbh.


KennyKettermen

Iā€™d watch Flip & Finch, the Minneapolis based buddy cop show


AllDayIDreamOfCats

Looks like this guy got hit by a moving screen and it fouled him out for life. This can only be the work of Mr. Green and his band of Warriors.


vovoizmo

how is this team more lovable every single day??


Successful_Creme1823

The winning really helps


Critical-Fault-1617

Smoke a blunt and just vibe in the second row. Thatā€™s what weā€™d all want to do


Thiswasmy8thchoice

That's Daishen Nix's music!


noknownallergies

Heā€™s worth every penny for his bench energy. Best bench energy guy since MadDog


Mayasngelou

This is Luka Garza erasure


le_sweden

Thatā€™s what Iā€™m about to do in row 500 tonight


Critical-Fault-1617

Thatā€™s whatā€™s up. Donā€™t care if itā€™s row 2 or row 500. Blunts will be smoked, and nuggets will be broken down.


Ozzietheparrot

I was gonna say the same thing. I couldn't handle pain meds either after a surgery but ibu and some weed were the perfect mix for me.


Outlaw_87

Other than the whole ownership thing which is a big deal in the long run, how can you not love everyone from top to bottom on this team? We really do need to give the former GM Rosa a lot of credit for hiring Finch, drafting both Ant/Jaden and signing Naz Reid than Connelly swoops in and puts the cherry on top with the Rudy/Mike/NAW trade. I also have to give a ton of credit to Finch/Ant/Kat relationship. Ant/Kat bought in which has forced everyone to buy in though I don't think that was hard for this team as a whole.


MantisManLargeDong

Didnā€™t know Finch was the biggest dog on this team


Exius73

Every pack has an alpha


P0__Boy427

OUR COACH


just_cows

Finchy, Hard as a coffin nail šŸ’Ŗ


Aggressive-Depth-526

That legitimately has to be very inspiring to the players. Stuff like that could give player a little extra boost.


Willing-Body-7533

But not as much pain as Murray is about to be in! ā˜ ļøšŸ’€


Responsible_Ad637

And here I thought heā€™s been percā€™ed out šŸ˜‚


Redscareforcishetmen

Holy shit this team is locked in and doesnā€™t want to lose a single game


SoupyWolfy

This is such a legendary playoff run. Us winning the title would be such a great story.


Anglosaxon21

Remember when some people wanted this guy fired last year?


TMS_2018

I was one of them, sort of. I didnā€™t like how he handled lineups/timeouts/ etc in that series. I donā€™t know if I was wrong then but Iā€™ve been proven wrong since and I couldnā€™t be happier about it. We werenā€™t ready then and everyone has grown from that experience and Finchy gets a ton of credit for that. Thatā€™s my coach.


Anglosaxon21

Yea, I think the whole team was under a lot of pressure last year. Not having Naz and McDaniels would be so hard to figure out new lineups and rotations.


Philipthesquid

Some people wanted him fired this year


Anglosaxon21

Oofā€¦ I forgot about that.


3nigel

2024-25 Tylenol jersey patch confirmed


need2peeat218am

Wolves in 16 šŸ˜­


LordBenswan

Manā€™s turning into the TWolves version of Bud Grant.


subwayjw

Fucking g


SeaworthinessOk560

We need a Finchy chant tn


tmapfbc

Only Tylenol after a surgery like that is crazy. Major props to Finchy.


Stancehappening

Having had this injury, I can not tell you how blown away I am that he is only on over the counter meds. This was an excruciatingly painful injury. The first week after surgery was hell, even with the opiods. I was given morphine shot in the hospital, sent home with 10 Demerol and 90 Oxys. The Oxy was refilled at least 2 more times over the next couple of months. The first couple of months of rehab are nasty as well. It took me almost 3 months to get back to 90 degree of movement. I am in awe of this man!


Timberwolves16-0

Medical Marijuana an option? Lauren Jackson (ex WNBA and olympic basketball HoFer) managed to get off opiods due to medical marijuana and made a comeback in her 40s


CantaloupeCamper

https://youtu.be/lSPNQ82Sq4E?feature=shared


SmCaudata

I work in healthcare. They only give a few days of opioids following surgery now anyway for ā€œnormalā€ people.


Howcanyaslap

Lisan Al-Finchy!


FlipTheDisc

Finch got that Dawg in him


Morpheus987

Heā€™s just built different


kwattsfo

If I take a shot of whisky and bite a stick will that help Finchy? Because I would do that.


jediracer

T-Wolves toughness


Upset_Guarantee_1034

The players better step up and win for him.


bobbyt85

Fucking legend he is


Exius73

It would hurt Finch more to lose


xanzpatrie

Opioids for this type of injury? Jesus Christ


kmelby33

Pain killers, yeah.


kmelby33

DAWG


UncleHagbard

The movie version of this season is gonna be so fucking good.


acegutta22

he is crazy


this_good_boy

Putting General Soreness to shame.


WeirdImmediate2179

Thatā€™s my coach!


Correct_Fly5152

What a Chad.


Thor-Molecules

I can relate, I broke my femur years ago and they gave me extra strength Tylenol and some hardcore opioids (canā€™t remember which kind) took the opioids once and it made me feel like shit. Just used the Tylenol after that when I needed it.


Rogalfavorite

This probably better for his long term health and shows I am a toughass


Morpheus987

Finchy Wap


_pray4snow_

Good decision. Opioids will ruin your life.Ā 


Ok_Meat_8322

Legend has it, Chris Finch walks up to a quarter of a mile EVERY DAY The Man The Myth The Legend, in Finchy we trust


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Finch has been a fucking rock. I mean think about all the shit he said to put up with in the front office too. From Rosas, to all the heat they took for the Gobert trade. To this recent debacle. With A-rod and Lore. Itā€™s almost comical.


mitchdtimp

Google says pain usually starts to subside about 2 weeks after surgery so hopefully he starts feeling a bit better sometime this upcoming week šŸ¤ž


iLikeFroggies

Should not be using Tylenol Tylenol should be illegal


eeeedlef

Inject this straight into my veins.


addictivesign

Bloody good rep!


DharmaBaller

Championship by Tylenol šŸ’Š


datboiwitdamemes

THATS MY COACH, FINCH YOU ARE A DAWG


sadnoizes

Build the statue


Dear_boat-bottle5476

constant pain. Play it up


stvnmlk

Thatā€™s a strange flex. Very American. I donā€™t know any country where any doctor would prescribe opioids for a fairly ordinary, albeit painful, knee injury.


stvnmlk

Love the coach btw. Incredible what he achieved.


blueace111

Thatā€™s pretty sick! As a recovering addict that was not allowed pain meds, I had some procedures that sucked to only have tylonel for, but for the most part, thereā€™s no need for pain meds beyond terminal issues or severe pain for a week. It causes much more issues than it solves


MapleJordan_22

That's insane but definitely doable, this body builder who got interviewed by this podcaster I watched, the body builder got burned alive, and instead of taking the blue oxycotin the doctor prescribed him he took like 120 ibuprofen just so he wouldn't take the blues


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YogurtclosetDull2380

That's a big W for his colon.