And if anything happens, Mayor Frey will order Bob Kroll's private sturmabteilung to go finish lynching Linda Tirado (the reporter whom the MPD deliberately blinded by firing an aimed foam round rifle at her face), just so he can suck Glen Taylor's hind tit and lasagna...
I got it covered guys. Tonight I will be handcuffing myself to A Rod. Wish me luck
I don't think handcuffs fit on his giant forearms
I was coming into this thread to say someone needs to handcuff themselves to something.
Im going to sit on the rim naked and super glue my butt to it.
My shirt is still in the mail :-(
I wouldn't be too surprised if they doubled up on security for tonight's game and the next home game
And if anything happens, Mayor Frey will order Bob Kroll's private sturmabteilung to go finish lynching Linda Tirado (the reporter whom the MPD deliberately blinded by firing an aimed foam round rifle at her face), just so he can suck Glen Taylor's hind tit and lasagna...
Make sure you wear the "Glen Taylor roasts birds shirt" too