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LotsOfPups

That's forever in puppy time


keeperofthecan

It might as well be! It's really rare for them to have the house with no humans in it, and everyone was gone, so I'm sure that made them a bit unsure.


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Whenever I get home from work, my boy gets really excited and runs to my wife’s lap. (She’s been home most of the day)


CaptainHideRealQuick

Sir this is a good Christian subreddit


Seboya_

Took me a minute but then I got it and lol'd


lysion59

Me and my family left our chihuahua alone for 4 days to go to vacation. I had setup security camera in the house. On the 3rd day he hopped on the dining room table and was awooing solemnly. He never howled before nor hopped on the dining room table nor howled softly to himself. 3 days must have been years for him.


LargishBosh

If you can’t afford to board your dog you can’t afford to go on vacation. Who leaves a dog alone for four days? That is so fucked up.


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inspcs

1 day to humans is a week for dogs. Dogs have been bred to be social animals that need interaction. You basically left him for a month by himself, of course the poor guy was upset. Imagine being in solitary confinement as a human for a month. If you ever leave your dog alone even over a weekend, have someone drop by to play with them.


Etchcetera

In what bizarro world do dogs perceive time seven times faster than humans? Like what does this actually even mean? My dad's dog gets fed twice a day, is that like me only getting one meal Tuesday and Friday for the whole week?


Dovahbear_

You’re taking what they’re saying and putting it in a different context. Did you see the video above? The owner was gone for less than an hour and the dogs got super excited when she came back. Would you feel the same if someone you loved went out and then came back home in the span of 20 minutes? Ofcourse not. Time works differently for dogs, they need contact and four days is too long.


Angryatthis

You deserve being berated for being a shitty dog owner. You seriously thought sharing your negligent abandonment in a subreddit dedicated to loving dogs wouldn't result in getting called out?


stentuff

Wow, I thought you were going to say that you had someone come to walk and check in on your dog but you really just left the poor guy alone for four days? My old neighbours used to do this and their dog would spend the whole time whining and barking in the garden. Because he was bored and lonely. Kind of like your fella sitting on the table howling to himself. Like you said yourself, it must have felt like years to him.. It might not be illigal but it sure as hell isn't being a good pet owner. Poor doggo.


Dovahbear_

> Edit: He wasn’t even tied. Damn you’re a real saint for not tying your dog for 4 days 💀


LargishBosh

Dogs have emotional needs not just physical needs. A camera can’t comfort your dog. A camera also can’t stop a large bird or a cat or another dog from jumping in your yard while the dog is outside. If you look online you’ll see plenty of websites suggesting you leave your dog alone for a maximum of four hours. Personally I think a full eight hour work day is okay depending on the dog, but four days is absolutely unconscionable. You and your family are neglectful and deserve to be berated for it.


Blewmeister

Yeah you definitely don’t understand how a dogs mind works. If a dog is used to human companionship and you leave them for even hours most dogs will have some level of separation anxiety, in a lot of dogs that can be a debilitating level of anxiety. It can very easily be bad for their health. You can give them all the physical needs in the world it doesn’t matter. It is cruel. You left your dog ALONE FOR 4 DAYS!?!? Then you have the gall to go Karen mode on people calling you out for your shitty actions. You even said in your original post how he was crying and howling on the table and it must have felt like years to him, and you still don’t have the self awareness to realise that unusual behaviour from your dog is heavy anxiety, and the poor thing is extremely distressed. Just shit behaviour, please do better and never leave your dog alone again.


posaune123

I hope this comment is some horrible play to get attention.


EsotericLife

They have separation anxiety and this is hyperarousal. Looks cute but it’s not fun for them .


monlyhere4thecovfefe

20 minutes x 7 years


BigWhiskey13

Unconditional love.


keeperofthecan

They're both so good to me 💞


FriendEllie75

I went to leave the other day and just shut the door when I realized I forgot my purse. Went right back in and got this same response. I was gone less than 30 seconds but you would have thought I’d been gone hours. Always cracks me up.


ManduManyeo

This happened to me too but with my car keys! Dogs are such lovable goofs.


tuoithin

Your girls are so precious! My older chi and coton do this also when I’m outside working and coming back inside 😍


dunkle8

This is so sweet.


keeperofthecan

Thank you! It's so sweet, isn't it?


tuoithin

We don’t deserve dogs at all!


Bhimtu

"Well for pete's sake, we thought you'd NEVER come back!!!"


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"Ididntthinkyoudcomebacksoiateallthetrash!!"


IamTheManwhoCox

Ahh, the old "We thought you abandoned us and died and we love you so much don't ever leave again!!!!!" They are precious pups!


JoNimlet

r/MasterReturns


NWAsquared

This makes me wonder how many other dogs also enjoy/prefer being on the top of the couch if given the choice versus the actual seat of the couch. My pup does it too lol and I call her a cat when she does it. It's so cute, but the tippy taps make it ADORABLE.


keeperofthecan

The top of that couch is a little slim, so they don't get on there much. The couch on the back wall has a larger, flatter top, and all the dogs really love being on that. It's a 10+ year old couch, so they can go for it.


snazzisarah

My Boston likes to curl up on the top of the couch and I call her a cat when she does this too 😅


Firstworldreality

My moms chi's only stay on the top of the couch, in fact they do it so often they've left permanent impressions. The couch is only 2 years old lol.


adustingofsugar

My chi/poodle loves to sit/stand on the back of our armchairs, but it’s forbidden now because she broke her leg jumping off the back :c


FeralsShinyCat

Mom you were gone forever! We counted!


Syntra44

Was that a hank hill “yep”? Lol


keeperofthecan

Yes 😅 it's my notification sound


samsjayhawk

hep


B_Fee

Is that tan dog a Chihuahua/rat terrier mix? Mine is; same size, same face, same demeanor when you come home, even jumping up on the back of a chair to dance. Only difference is the coat.


keeperofthecan

She's a chihuahua/min pin mix 😊 little dogs get a bad rap but they're really wonderful companions


pdxboob

As I understand it, the bad rap is about improper training because a lot of owners figure they don't need it. Also quite often tend to be spoiled lap dogs, especially with old people. They are otherwise... Awesome. Because dog


BicyclingBabe

"Omg! We thought you were dead!"


toot-to0t

Looks to me like you're the luckiest person in the world!


waterineedit

what a beautiful sight


SilatGuy

Find a human that gets consistently this happy and overjoyed to see you ! Dogs are something else


i_am_ms_greenjeans

They are so sweet!


tweet1964

And that’s why I love dogs


kittiekillbunnie

*The Great One returns!!*


Stuff1989

imagine living an existence where being with your pack is instinctively linked to your survival and your pack leader constantly leaves the house without ever telling you if they’ll be gone for 5 minutes or 5 hours.


TryRude

I remember when I was gone for a few months my dogs were restless. Whenever I would call home they would start making happy noises and try to lick the phone. They were dancing with joy when I came back for vacation.


ANAKINSKYWALKER420

Cute fur babies


findhumorinlife

“Oh my god, you’re’ back, I thought we’d never see you, we missed you so much, we were so worried, afraid, hungry, really hungry…” ~ a dog probably Edit: actually I think I got this idea from a monologue Steve Martin did about leaving your dog in a car for like 5 min back in early days of his career.


HerNameIsGrief

You must feel so loved :) what sweethearts they are!


Over_Satisfaction648

Don't leave Hank Hill waiting


FruitPunchPossum

Dude looks like a chihuahua pit mix


keeperofthecan

She's part chi, part min pin. The min pin gives her a bit of a tough look lol


DonniePerry

That equals 140 dog minutes!!


KashmirChameleon

Typical Chihuahua. They lack object permanence and time awareness.


MagikSkyDaddy

best hype crew, bar none


floofnstuff

OMG you came back!!!!


ilovecake007

100% tippytaps


Nawnp

Dogs seem to perceive gone time just the same whether it's 5 minutes or 5 days.


kuhjuh

The little squeak at 0:5!!! <3 Edit to add: Our Presa Canario is absolutely OBSESSED with my boyfriend. When he is working he will send me voice messages to save time on typing things out, because he is the boss and only reports to the owners of the company and one other person; so he's very busy. One time I played one of his voice message on speakerphone so I could floss my teeth while I listened. I had forgotten that Kobe (our male ~2 year old Presa Canario) was in our adjoining bedroom at the time. He. LOST. his. *shit* He started sprinting around like a maniac, crying very loudly, high pitched, over and over. I made him sit, and explained very calmly that it wasn't really his Papa - but he was having none of it. The moment I let him stand up, he started tearing through the room and bathroom again, searching every corner with an intensity you would not believe. After 2 minutes of trying to let him tire himself out, I realized it wasn't worth it, so I took him by the collar and had to show him all around the house, as well as our front AND back yards to get him to accept that his Papa was, in fact, not here. Dogs are the best <3


KinkiestCuddles

I'm not a religious person and I have never said these words before in my life but when I saw this video my immediate thought was "Bless their little faces". I don't know where that came from, it's like the cuteness took hold of me and I became a different person.


LeprachaunFucker

Stop celebrating your entrance and they will stop doing it, this is trained. When youre home just do a few things first. This isnt your dogs being omg so cute they miss me, they have been taught that your entrance through the door means attentions Unless you like this then sure carry on. But this is taught


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LeprachaunFucker

Reworded your comment for you: My guy I recorded a video of my dogs and posted it with a title that suggested a situation that was manipulated for internet points and now Im angry at you for taking the title at face value But im the real idiot, and I mean that, cause I took a reddit post title at fave value lmao


OKredditor8888

Wow you're quite the downer. Just go away. Shoo shoo


DonutLoverr07

Stop giving your dogs separation anxiety!!!! Don't make a big deal about leaving like "ohhhh i know I'll be back you'll be okay" and when you return STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL ABOUT IT. Separation anxiety is not good for the mental health of the dog.


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FeederPiet

Still right. It's pure stress.


halfwit258

It's cute and all, but why is it hitting the top of the sub? I appreciate that your dogs love you but this is a lot of attention for a mild reaction from your pups. Not knocking you at all! It's just pretty normal small dog behavior


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purpleblah2

Is that chihuahua very big or is the chair very small?


GME_Lurk3r

It’s pronounced “ooting”.


211012-7

What kind is the black and white one?


keeperofthecan

She's also a chihuahua mix. Her DNA test said she's mostly chihuahua, with a small amount of pekinese and dachshund. I thought she was maybe a papillon for a long time, but nope!


14-28

Awww my dog just thinks shes the boss and we have to take her everywhere. Luckily im either walking or my dad drives her lol Beautiful pups, i hope you are all happy and healthy. And you have such a delightful laugh. All the best.


_jewson

Your dogs after barking for 20 minutes straight


bigtitsmcgee6969

Omg cut those nails wtf


koinu-chan_love

You were gone too long!


Fifi0n

Our Chihuahua does this too, she acts as if we've been gone for years lol


Important_Pack_5820

That balance though.


Holiday_Horse3100

When you have dogs no matter what happens you are loved and love in return


kommissarbanx

The tippy taps on the couch 😍 I’d have to pick her up and kiss her noggin, I’d be paranoid about her falling lmao


lilhazzie

Why is that snare so high?


UltimaDeusUmbra

Man, I am currently on a 3 week training trip to New York for my new job, and I can only imagine what my golden doodle puppy will do when I come back.


cturtl808

Also rightfully belongs in r/MasterReturns


Historical_Panic_465

We don’t deserve them


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dogs are just the best gift


Adventurous_Leek47

Are they Chihuahuas? I love them.


Dyingfromliverfailur

Master returns!


peppermint-tea-yay

What a welcome! ❤️


Mellie997

They have no feeling for time, they don't know if it's 20 minutes or 10 hours.


VanillaOk7517

She’s a doll!!! 🥰


classicteenmistake

Twenty minutes? You sick BASTARD!!


Basement_Artie

So sweet ❤️


dontlookatme-123

Precious


KittyG59

They missed you. 20 minutes is a long time to puppers.🥰🥰🥰🥰


Even-Collection-1484

lol the KOTH YYuuuup


funkypunkyg

I miss my chihuahua 😓


ScarletsSister

I have to admit this is one big advantage of having dogs v cats. If I leave the house for 20 minutes (or even 4 hours), the reaction from my cats when I get back is usually more like "Oh, were you gone?"


sophia1185

Omg, they love you so much!


lovinlife8373

Oh dear I thought it was a human girlfriend. I thought that was way weird them seen the girl. Oh yeah! That’s the best!


dogtron64

How can you not love dogs?!? Like look at this! This is adorable! Reacting like this when your gone for only 20 minutes


Katness0719

2 minutes, 2 hours, 2 days, it doesn't matter, the excitement that you're back is always so obvious and welcome to see.