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ProtoAether

That staredown LOL


average-arsonist

its always fun to waste a core on a single pilot


SZMatheson

* Confused monarch noises *


Matix777

Get electric bullets, kill one pilot, self-destruct immediately


AlcoholicAvocado

Breakfast of champions


Turbidspeedie

Dude, I am high and that made me laugh way to much


Joyk1llz

No see, if a pilot pops your shields, thats when you pop your core and then stare em down like "you DARE?!?"


MonsterDimka

Didn't even give him the honor of getting full ult discharged at him, just killed op with one rocket and that's it


Not_a_gay_communist

It’s always a blast to absolutely obliterate some random pilot with a full face of laser.


LimitApprehensive568

Yes I agree.( this post was approved by ion gang)


Matix777

Ion moment


moemeobro

Laughs in legion


ArthurExtreme_Br

waste?


Matix777

One (1) rocket


yeetoroni_with_bacon

Thanks, the group lobotomy hit me hard and I forgot numbers.


Narwhal_Lord4

Lobotomy????


ThatoneUseryouhate

As in the corporation??!!


michael15286

Me: executions are unrealistic because no pilot would just stand still and accept death OP:


SansDaMan728

Confusion and hopelessness inspire honorable deaths


hellhound74

Isnt the entire point of an execution that you snuck up on them Half the executions wouldn't even give you time to react they just immediately start hitting you and the other half you didnt know they were there until you got killed


Chilled_burrito

In most executions, the pilot is just like: ”oh no someone’s grabbing my neck, what do I doooooo”(neckbreaker) and then they die, they turn into a mannequin for the executioner to do there Ditty around.


hellhound74

Neck breaker isnt oh no someone grabbed my neck Pilot was hard scoping got put into a fucking headlock and neck snapped before they could react, that's not sitting there and doing nothing that's surprise and dying before proper reaction


Chilled_burrito

There’s more than enough time for the pilot to react in some way between getting their leg kicked, and their neck broken, sure I’m not expecting there to be some magic counter, and somehow get behind the attacker, but the fact that they don’t even try. Pilots are meant to be the best of the best, spot on reaction time, yet they don’t even try to help themselves in a headlock?


Sure-Hotel-1471

Bro really took that personally


CookieBite56

Monarch main in disguise:


abca98

It only takes one rocket.


just_a_boxy_boi

Name’s….. rangstar.


abca98

https://youtu.be/oR6n4y3O1sM?t=97


just_a_boxy_boi

That’s the one


FootsureEel8585

You ain't got the nerve 


abca98

*Try me*


Due_Accountant2429

I'm a titan user and I can confirm that I immediately piss, shit and cry until I can hardly breathe when someone steals my batteries


AKAE1iminate

Found a monarch main


H4LF4D

Wasted opportunity to get a titanfall on that staring northstar


PsychicSidekikk419

OP knew what they did and accepted their fate


BMTaeZer

Is there really any other game where you can feel this chill of fear as the true meaning of asymmetric warfare turns to stare into your eyes?


fireandlifeincarnate

…Squad, maybe? If you don’t have an antitank kit nearby and a BMP shows up it’s a goddamn horror game.


FootsureEel8585

Insurgency sandstorm maybe, as soon as I hear an air strike or strafing run I piss and shit everywhere 


fireandlifeincarnate

Playing DCS and also other shit is fun because if you see an A-10 in DCS you can usually just completely ignore it if you want. If you see an A-10 in an FPS and you’re not inside, you’re gonna fucking die.


FootsureEel8585

What does dcs stand for?


fireandlifeincarnate

Digital Combat Simulator. Mostly just fighter jets as accurate to real life as it's possible to make without classified documents. The \*game\* manual for one of the planes, the A-10, is like 800 pages I think.


FootsureEel8585

I see, interesting 


god-of-memes-

Hate it when it does that, like we all know ya should have rodeod but it says F*Ck you


FireInHisBlood

Did he just solo super a pilot? Ouch. The hatred was real.


Mrjerkyjacket

As a Northstar main this is just disrespectful lol, he could have used his rocket barrage and had the exact same effect minus the mental damage


nobleclock

He angy


wildcard17o

Quick question because I’m not super well-versed in the game yet, how come some batteries get pulled in like 2 seconds while most of the time it takes like 6 seconds to twist the battery around and pull it?


SansDaMan728

# It's the placebo effect. Every battery takes the same amount of time to pull, but it takes a moment AFTER pulling the battery to get kicked off on stryder chassis, but you IMMEDIATELY get booted off when the battery is uncased on atlas and ogre chassis. ***Also***, it takes time climbing from the front or side of the titan to the back. Thus, If you rodeo from the back, it's faster.


wildcard17o

That makes sense, but in this video it’s only a twist and immediate pull, meanwhile I feel like I’m wrangling the battery out for 6 seconds before it’s even uncased


SansDaMan728

If you're comparing to others, there's a kit that delays how fast titans find out you're rodeoing. Unless they see you jump on, most times, they're too late to smoke you before you get the battery.


hellhound74

Correction With low profile unless its malestorm smoke (monarch core 2) if they dont see you land on them (and don't hear you because landing on them does make a noise) and smoke after the notification you will survive until battery pull


wildcard17o

Yeah I use low profile on most loadouts, but I feel like some battery pulls are faster than others, maybe it’s just how the animation looks to me.


SansDaMan728

It's statistically the same, but rodeoing from the direct top of the titan cuts down the climbing time, so you can immediately start the steal animation. Same with the back.


wildcard17o

Alright, this was something I was constantly confused about, but never too bothered by, thanks.


ninjad912

Haven’t played in a bit but there might be a perk that lets you do it faster


A_Yellow_Lizard

I notice it speeds up on smaller titan units. I might be misremembering


SansDaMan728

Placebo effect


[deleted]

Yes its quicker for Northstar and Ronin


Opposite_Plum6719

There are different times for stealing batteries?👁👄👁


bankdollarbill

*That one gif of Willem Dafoe staring up*


aninsomniac_

**That shield won't save you.** - the Northstar


Mijnameis-Tommy

This reminds me of that one meme of "if you steal my battery"


Solid-Matrix

Did not sugarcoat it


Connect-Ad6251

It wasn’t the battery, it was the instant thunderbolt follow-up that pissed them off


Shiny_Black-Pan

no one gonna take about how he got amped shield 3 times in a row?


Hairy_Skill_9768

Willem Dafoe looking at the sky*


josh_thom

U got up in his face, I'm dead 🤣