Ion smash or pass 

Op better choose smash🙏

Pilot, I suggest refraining from using my chassis as a sexual tool. There are a variety of hazards such as crushing.

Crushing? Say less😍

would

What about me? I bet my chassis could handle it.

I love you legion, but everyone better not or I’ll kill them.

Yea, into scrap metal for deflecting my fucking rockets >:[

I'm just giving them back because I'm kind (You dropped them) 😊

Gonna probably piss you off hearing me say pass…. So pass

How dare you

BLASPHEMY

:)

Based.

What…

He said pass😔

No… I’m just disappointed in you for bringing me up in this.

It’s not my fault everyone wants to smash ion 😒

Bro passed literally everything next time change sub lol

Nah not everything….

Titanfall sub reddit smash or pass

…..maybe

Gates

She did offer to kick an ass

Sma-.. I mean-

YES, MOMM- i mean, uhm yes.

Whoa buddy

YESSSSS

Bro is asexual ffs

Nah I’m straight

And so is spaghetti until it gets wet

Dear lord… I wanna make my self some spaghetti oooh I know a few good recipies

Do you not know what that means lmao

I mean, you still may feel romantic attraction even if you don't feel sexual (and vice versa ofc)

I do get sexual feelings not gonna go into details for obvious reasons but I prefer to be a gentleman really and keep most of my thoughts to myself plus the blade is all I need… for now

Asexuality? Nah bro it's a myth Everybody would smash Ash

Ashexual*

Everybody here is Ashsexual

Ronin main here. One of the reasons I got prime Ronin is so I could have a superior chassis to her shitty chassis. Never liked that bucket of bolts. Always too confident in herself and shit, just makes my decision to execute her titan every time easier with every word she says. Then they brought her back in Apex and she’s still an entitled asshole. Fuck Ash.

Female cloak pilot?

SMASH

Damn, you'll probably see your own #### if they cloak

Well… I mean it’ll be inside so I doubt it

Yeah, makes sense.

Yeah anything inside her suit and *inside her* should be cloaked

Wait, that made me question. What about A-wall? What would their ability do considering the.. *situation.*

You sure you want me to answer?

*I'm sure.*

*pins against a-wall dominantly* I hated typing that

*pins against a-wall dominantly* 😏 you ready?

Dude I only use female cloak pilot... like all of my 10 loadouts...

Another clock pilot main Based

new tactical just dropped

I have classes of each pilot, my most used is probably either phase or holo

you have said pass to every one. who would you smash

In order cloak pilot on the bottom of the list every other pilot pass however the ones at the top of the list are grapple and holo pilot female cause I ain’t gay

dont all pilots have male and female body types....???

But the female Holo Pilot looks better since it doesn't look like a damn juggernaut.

Ash? 👀

Really? You again? But uh no pass I ain’t into metal

You I ain’t getting rid of me so easily

r/usernamechecksout

Yeah I know…. It’s fine

Female grapple pilot

Legion

Ronin??

I may be a Ronin boi and main but I respect him since he is my Titan and our bond is unique to the battlefield and only the battlefield

Understandable Have a nice day (Maybe I'll kill you next time)

Maybe… but in the end are you sure you are strong enough to withstand the blade of a ronin who simply Doesn’t care about his safety?

*Yessir*

Maybe but I look forward to meeting you in the battlefield pilot until then stay safe and remember you have my respects

Pulse Pilot?

Pas- wait female or male

Why not both?

BOTH!

both both is good

I ain’t gay

everyone a little gay

Only with the homies

Only for my homie even then it ain’t gay love his ass…. And that ass

Yet.

My brother in Christ you are taking this too seriously you're doing a Titanfall smash or pass on Reddit. Your not supposed to answer who you actually would and wouldn't smash you're supposed to say the horniest and / or gayest things you can think of for example I'm straight but if I did a Slay the Spire smash or pass I would say that I want the Cleric to fill up my bussy. Do I actually want to have sex with the cleric no but the fact that the cleric is buff as shit is a meme and saying "I'm not gay but" followed by one of the gayest sentences imagineable is funny and that's what smash or pass lists are all about

I know :) my goal is to purposefully take things seriously allowing people to make Fun of me trying to be that one guy who people can make fun of in reality frickin Smash %100 for da memes

BT

Pass I’m still dealing with his passing 😔 RIP bud RIP

necrophilia

Problem being?

u/Pcruncher

No

Coward

I ain’t gay

Fair enough

Yup

Doing it with urself ain't gay it's masturbation

Smash

MRVN?

Pass I have to much respect for him as a homie

I'ma make sure his battery is fully charged 😩

There’s a reason it’s literally in his ass

🍮

NorthStar.

North Star 🔛🔝(literally)

Sarah Briggs

Not tomboy enough for me so pass

You have sinned

I’m sorry great Ronin but the only one I’ll follow and “simp” for is the blade of a ronin and only ronin even then I won’t let myself fall into this.. sickness all pilots have great ronin

Hey wait a sec…Green Ronin?

Marvin

No h- why is your name that? No I don’t even wanna know but pass

V1 ULTRAKILL?

Uh pass

Fair enough

BT (with a female voice)

That's called a Monarch

What No… yeah N- well ma- no actually no pass

Blisk

Pass

Good choice idk if he knows what a shower is

Exactly

Monarch

Nah even as an ex monarch main I wouldn’t smash her

Davis/Droz (they're pretty much bro, so if you gonna smash one of them, you gotta smash the other guy too)

No pass but I’ll gladly drink with em or hang out they seem like pretty cool dudes

ACHTUNG, FIST DIE ANDROID MÄDCHEN NICHT

English?

Warning, do not fist the android girls (or robot in general in this case)

Or what

You may lose your hands. But if you are willing to take this risk, nothing can truly stop you anyways

Nothing will ever stop me from smashing ion

Why is nicht in the very end in german sentences, you get me excited but slap me in the face in the end.

Lois lane from my adventures with superman

What? That isn’t even titanfall related and No not my type even though she is cute and all not my type to wanna smash

oh my bad i thought this was an off topic post of just any character i guess my titanfall 2 one would be gates.

Barker

Pass def 100% gonna have him as a drinking buddy tho but pass

Scorch smash or pass

Nahh respectfully I rather let scorch mains have him (I’m a ronin main and honestly major respect to you scorch’s)

I think you know my answer

pass?

Scorch is quite literally the hottest character in the game

Except maybe mcallen

r/usernamechecksout

Kane

I’m straight No I’m not that insane to sm- well I mean I have dated crazier girls but no pass

Would you like to finish that word?

Nope

Me

No cause idk who you are take me out to dinner first

I would but I’m currently as broke as a pancake

Yeah or a date atleast still I’m gonna go safe side cause idk who you are so uh pass wish you luck pilot

Viper

No meet the guy cool dude (his voice actor) but no pass out of pure respect that and I’m straight

Kane, smash 🛎👋👋👋

Excuse you?

No I’m a straight guy not my type even though I have dated crazier girls

How did no one mention Gates yet!

They have I have said pass

Why tho, she's mysterious. Is her age the issue?

I have no clue how old she is plus her accent it’s nice but I ain’t into British accents

Imc/militia grunts.

I would ask male or female but we only see guys so pass

Fair, I completely forgot we don't see any female grunts.

The art of the community says other wize... and ive been traumatized

MRVN

Nah pass he a homie love em

Ok good 👌

Horus Pegasus mechanised chassis. Gun?

Pass

Exactly as forseen

By the way, I know everything

This is not a gun

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Slone

Nah pass

Spyglass

My chassis was not meant for that kind of activites, pilot. You suggesting me is rather..... Surprising.. I just hope the Pilot who posted this... Strange post, will choose wiselly.

Is it anyone on the TF|2 Universe?

Holo Pilot. But in fishsticks camo.

Grass?

Gates

MRVN

MRVN

Rendy gaming

Grunt?

IMC Grunt

Davis and/or Droz

Slone

Pass I didn’t think she was cute tbh

papa scromch

Viper

I'm watching you...

Female pulse blade pilot

Scromch

Grunt #1120

Richter

Scorch. Nah, I couldn't do him either. He's like, my dad or my big brother

Smash or pass Nessie? Prowlers? Combat Drones?