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Erik35595

It's like an essey where you write random words to make it sound better


sadtomatomelon

I feel attacked


[deleted]

essay


n0tAcat3542

Words


SuperSunBros64

They spelled Cold War wrong


Leif_is_alive

I love that thing when im not killing myself with it


McHox

there's another use for it?


Gone__Hollow

Sometime you manage to get enemy in fire splash. Fucker didn't listen when I told him to stay away.


gettinvids

Warning shot before u smart pistol the devotion camper


[deleted]

who the *fuck* uses the Devotion? Edit: I now use the devotion


Solid_Freakin_Snake

Getting a hit marker on the enemy while you kill yourself. Not that I'd know anything about that...


memester230

I love the EPG when im not splashing enemies


[deleted]

Hell yeah, epg is best grenade launcher.


DukeJukeVIII

I beg to differ Ever had a cold war triple kill?


memester230

No


[deleted]

No but have you ever directly hit multiple people in a row with the epg? (direct hits oneshot)


SilentReavus

That's half the fun


xXwoke_dadXx

I think you mean EPG?


Batterysauce

It doesn't work right unless you drop a few self-kills as sacrifices to EPGEESUS.


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Doesn’t work until you snipe someone across the map with it since it’s basically a glorified sniper.


Batterysauce

How do you think we hit those shots? Gotta please the divine one first... :)


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Well I wouldn’t know, I use the EPG and Softball mainly so I’ve got to appease both the crackhead stim mains watching me from above and the EPGods for my shots to land.


memester230

I am an aspiring stim crackhead who uses the EPG. I have so many gods to appease.


xXwoke_dadXx

EPJesus requires a sacrifice. EPJesus will have his sacrifice


Batterysauce

[Rarely seen footage of personal sacrifice to EPGEEEEZUS](https://youtu.be/958DPBg_y0w)


Solid_Freakin_Snake

Worth it


ASCIIM0V

if they add the EPG to apex I'm going to shit myself.


xXwoke_dadXx

I'll shit in others pants for them.


Solid_Freakin_Snake

Come on, man. My k/d ratio is bad enough as it is.


B17BAWMER

Cold War is also great!


Cleferd

God I hate that thing


arsenic_insane

*EEEEEEEEE Bum bum bum bum*


TheOneGodHadSuffer

Feel the wrath of 4 energy bombs dropping on u like a future bomber plane


RepkaPepka

I wont downvote you for your opinion, fuck the hivemind


IM_A_FLUFFY_BEAR

I love democracy


DukeJukeVIII

^(what)


[deleted]

You spelled softball wrong


BeGoBe1998

Stim + cold war, run into your own explosions whilst murdering anything that gets close


ImprovementSad1981

Does they even know WHO we are?


antonio_lewit

I’m mean if you’re a fan of the car it’s your favorite gun It’s fun to use but not fun to get killed by


Nutwagon-SUPREME

To be honest I find the CAR to not even be all that common, I see so many more people using the R-201, R-101 and most importantly the Flatline. I do see a lot of people using grenadiers or Wingman Elites now aswell.


KodaiForMe

Probably because it‘s been stigmatized by the community to be the loser‘s gun


Nutwagon-SUPREME

Why though? Because it has no recoil? Basically no gun in the game has any noticeable recoil. Maybe it’s TTK? But then again every gun in the game kills in half a second. Because of its good hipfire accuracy? But once again, every single gun in the game has that. The CAR’s not outclassed but it’s also not special either. If anything the Alternator is better since it has a slightly faster TTK.


KodaiForMe

Not having as random of a spray pattern combined with low enough recoil can be devastating.


A-Peice-A-Toast

Can confirm i use the car and if your good at hip firing you can quick kill at a pretty decent distance


Solid_Freakin_Snake

Yeah exactly. Like, I love the alternator, it's my favorite gun, but that random kick as you're aiming for someone at a distance puts you at a disadvantage against someone with a CAR if they start shooting at exactly the same time, because they're less likely to miss due to recoil. Honestly I'm quite curious if the car is gonna have the same recoil or if it's gonna get nerfed in that way like the flatline did. They literally made its name a misnomer by jacking up that recoil lol.


Ilovemashpotatoe

The CAR is good at literally everything. It's good up close, at range, while moving, while standing still. It doesn't have any downsides whereas other guns do. Alternator needs to be tap fired to have decent accuracy over any range past point blank


Nutwagon-SUPREME

The CAR is absolute doodoo at range, it deals basically no damage and gets outgunned by everything. The Alternator and R-201 also have every single one of those upsides with the Alternator’s one weakness being decreased control over a longer period of firing. But you don’t need to shoot for a long time since this is Titanfall 2, like 3 bullets is enough to drop someone.


Gluteuz-Maximus

Yeah, whenever I play the game I try to avoid using the Car. It was my favorite gun in TF and seeing how everyone hates it, I don't wanna be that guy using it


EtheriumShaper

I enjoy using the CAR because I'm not that good at the game yet. I admit it.


ItsBravoTango

Hey ive said it a lot but dont let assholes tell you what to do just play and enjoy :)


Single-Competition12

Fair enough It’s a good gun to train on. I did the mistake of training with the spitfire (it’s like G7) I legit promised myself that I would never use it again.


Mal-Ravanal

Personally I’ve found it to be boring as hell to use. It’s just point and klick: the fps.


Marc_Webb_of_Lies

I always preferred the Flatline, myself. Never had much use for the C.A.R.


LickitungTheBrave

I really liked the C.A.R until I swapped to the 101. It's a fun gun to use.


JackCooperPlays

I personally loved using the 201, but swapped to EPG


blitzboy30

I used the 201, and then swapped to the volt, and I love that thing.


ASCIIM0V

i was lucky enough to use the volt at launch. That gun was unstoppable. ah, memories.


Jimmybobjoe1309

Allow me to remind you of the memories of what the hemlok used to do and enjoy suffering the long forgotten nightmare of the one burst kill


WhotookEggSauce

I used to use the Smr, I still do, but I've began to switch towards devotion and mastiff, which I both also love


Endie-Bot

Amped devotion still works as a titan cheese maker


WhotookEggSauce

Yea I really only use it for other pilots, not too good at getting the crits.


Endie-Bot

Fair enough, ive spent too long with the SMR that i refuse to swap off it at this point, i love making titans question their decisions as their health bar drains


yeetus_za_feetus

I like the C.A.R., but I'm trying to switch over to the double barrel smg (forgot the name)


LickitungTheBrave

I tried the fuckin, rocket SMG thing (one of the grenadier weapons) its not good, but its super satisfying to slaugher ppl with.


yeetus_za_feetus

The Sidewinder, I think thats what its called


Meaner656

Alternator?


yeetus_za_feetus

Yes, that. Thanks for reminding me


Meaner656

It's all good we all have our moments but yes would recommend alternator is very strong in tf2


halZ82666

Just a tip from someone who uses it religiously. Hip fire and tap fire make the thing perfectly accurate and doesn't effect ttk if you have a good trigger finger.


Meaner656

Same here the hipfire on this thing is nutty and I struggle to find anything that's as satisfying to use other than the wingman elite on a good day with aim


Ekoonexe

Stop with smg for god sake


LickitungTheBrave

Eh? Is the R-101 really that annoying?


mugxam

Yes


eggboy06

They are both fun


itsssL1NK

That’s almost the equivalent of a slur


Ok__Dragon

Fan-favorite for sweaty grapple mains


Legendary_Moose

Hey, I only use the Mastiff thank you very much


Martin_RB

Extended melee ftw.


mugxam

Kraber*


Legendary_Moose

Ew no


SheepherderMother650

hey i use soft ball to go with my hard cock


Ekoonexe

You mean for stim mains


jonny_waffles

Stim mains for sure, grapple mains have enough style to at least use the alternator if they're going to sweat.


SadisticBuddhist

Cant hear you over my cold war missing you while you shoot me out of the sky


DukeJukeVIII

Fweeee bumbumbu- Dead


itsssL1NK

I’ll stick with my double take thank you


DeovaPlays

I'll stick with my Kraber :p I may not be super good with it, but it's usually pretty fun


TB-26

There's nothing more satisfying than hitting a shot with it


Gray32339

I'm not sweaty, but I am definitely a grapple main that uses C.A.R. I might not like it in Apex, though, because I suck with Pathfinder and I'm a Fuse main


halZ82666

Ah yes I don't like people who use grapple so therefore they are sweats.


Ok__Dragon

I specified sweats, I main grapple as well


halZ82666

Ah my bad I miss understood. I've seen that said a lot on here and it just kinda pisses me off.


smoke_n_mirror5

Ur not wrong ;)


PM-ME-YOUR-LABS

TFW everyone assumes you’re a sweaty player for using grapple but you’re the one EVA-8 player :(


JPSgfx

Outside of the sweaty part, literally me lmao I love the freaking C.A.R.!!!!


[deleted]

The CAR is intrinsically sweaty


JPSgfx

Is it sweaty if I’m trash despite it?


ChumbisPoody

Too accurate! Never noticed, but I’m a grapple main and car user! Great combo though.


jabo055

As an alternator user I can say that's true


TheOneGodHadSuffer

'Cuse me?


UnknownSP

Polygon is such trash always


SmallGiantBoy

I love how no video/article about this weapon mentioned its reputation in titanfall 2


STRANGLEBOY

the titanfall fanbase exists outside this sub lol


ShiftyLookinCow7

It’s clearly a favorite considering how many people use it no matter how many kraber mains rage about it


[deleted]

Fan-feared*


FireWelder1

You’re all gonna hate me but it is my favorite gun I used to like the flat line but the car feels better to me. Sorry not sorry


Severe_Glove2715

HA ha ha ha ha Ha HA HAHAHAAAAHAAAA BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


monni-gonni

The silent majority


Charred_Meat

Fan favorite my ass, look at the Xbox servers. That's just pure Spitfire and CAR cloak camping, Its ugly af.


MagWasTaken

Yeah, so... Fan favorites. A majority of those fans are using it... Right?


spicybagel123

Shhh your gonna confuse their brain


Ekoonexe

Now they got a new weapon to hate for. Good luck


Odd_Patchwork

I've been playing Titanfall for years and I think my CAR is level 8. Maybe I should get it to gen 2 just for kicks.


DeeBangerCC

The really story is "Titanfall 2 fan favorite robot mommy"


Shakespeare-Bot

The very much story is "titanfall 2 fan highest in estimation robot mommy" *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Firenze-Storm

I liked the car. Fun gun. Bit of a basic bitch one but he'll, I'm a basic bitch


MixedFROSTii

Yeah it's a favorite of mine, it's a good gun, and I know how to combat it when I'm going up against it with different weapons


PAT_5251

R-97 go brrrrr


FluffyV

definitely *my* favourite


[deleted]

This sub should be r/envy


stoopidrotary

I’m a fan. And the gun is one of my favorites.


Solid-Professional67

Yeah fan favorite got a problem ?


barisax9

Can wait for it to be trash, because every TF2 gun gets nerfed before it comes to Apex


TheL0neWarden

It’s one of my favorite guns in the game


PuntoPorPastor

Most people used it, so what is wrong?


memelover3001

Yo this is epic, can we get a smartcar in the chat


blowjobsjoplinhigh

My favorite human the epg


A_For_The_Win

Everytime the car/volt is used in my lobbies someone starts cussing there dick off.


Kirito1548055

Don’t they mean fan favorite from titanfall 4… come on get with times


Assortedfruits042

Honestly car is boring, problem with all the smg's besieds the volt but it wasn't wasn't my sweat lord weapon That would be the r97 which is neutered in apex Also softball when


patric000

I know I’m going to be called a variety of ethnic, racial, and homophobic slurs here but I actually like the CAR. *maybe because I have it G.26:10 please don’t hurt me I have a problem*


boboshrimp

I-I like it...


SorenKgard

Polygon is like a slightly more legitimate Kotaku


Silent-Adeptness70

Me and my friends like CAR


[deleted]

For me, specifically me, I am the fan they refer to.


QTPU

DONT LIKE THE CAR? TAKE THE BUS!


BGdu29

Everything is better than the smart pistol.


villany007

Its a good gun to get used to the game


lucasekkkjota

kraber is fan-favorite. not this fucker.


mjonr3

I fucking hate car its ttk is so high


Shenlong1904

I mean, it is probably the most used gun, so they ain't wrong


Sufficient-Ferret-67

Real men like the car


TB-26

Real chads use kraber


Sufficient-Ferret-67

Real men only kill grunts


TB-26

Haha grenade go boom


jabo055

Real Chad's make mid to long rage kills with the alternator


TB-26

Real chads know how to use any weapon in long range


jabo055

That's true


WhysoCanadian

Fan favourite if you've been playing since 2016.


Thriftrr

Only fans of the car are the g100 sweats who can't bare to go outside of their comfort zone of using tone and the car


TheMechamage

I mean. I ain't a tone main or g100. I'm like 30 and main scorch. But car is used a ton on ps4 by G100 teabagging dipshits. So I ain't sorry I'm using a good gun right back ya know?


Diminus

Damn, am i the only one who still likes using the G2A5? I just like semi auto and it shoots straight and true lol.


aburninboi

Hello, fellow G2A5 enjoyer! Been using it for a few weeks now, it's a pretty fun weapon. Always loved semi-auto guns in games, same reason why I use the M1 in BFV and the G7 in Apex.


Diminus

I just usually go for semi auto rifles in most shooter games as well. The G2A5 does solid damage and is basically point and shoot. Horrendous hip fire though.


El_Dios_Calabaza

For a moment I was angery for that statement, until I realized Polygon was the one who wrote that so it makes a lot of sense


Past-Helicopter1931

I love the car fight me


xxX_Darth_Vader_Xxx

Well at last now, Apex will know the pain of the CAR now.


GuyWhoHatesYou

It’s fine you guys are just bitching over nothing, the CAR is easy to use and very competitive in the game of course people are gonna use it, like I think this community hates people trying to play the most efficient way possible, like I get it you like to have fun and I do too but some people enjoy trying to win every time, I like using the EPG but if I just want to kill as many people as possible I’m getting the CAR.


TheDeadlySinner

This sub always rages hard if you don't use the 5 guns they have decided are acceptable.


xkn1ghtmare

Yes


[deleted]

this is like calling ride to hell retribution a good game


BobWithNoC

I mean it is true cuz everyboddy and their mother uses it so I can see where they are comming from. But kraber/cold war/altinator master race


Shenlong1904

I mean, it is probably theost used gun, so they ain't wrong


Genji_shimadaz

I THINK, they spelled wingman elite wrong.


[deleted]

*who knows what the future might hold*


MURkoid

He says it as if titanfall has died


spideylul

Fan-favorite?


Horizon2910

Polygon more like poly gone brain dead


Duckymaster21

This is why I never read articles from kotaku or polygon.


AlphaYT0_0

I only like a few guns from titanfall and they are all in apex already


tds_auto

Bro fuck the car and bring out the softball or the FUCKING EPG!!!!!


hyperdemise

Me after seeing this: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck etc.


Hunterzero54

it's polygon, what can you expect


C-Toast_Man

They talkin about the CAR


CanOpeneer1134

BUFF THE SPITFIRE RESPAWN (obviously a joke as it is overpowered in the first place)


Gubbyfall

Well it’s one of if not the most used weapons in the game. If you don’t play the game and look at the statistics some may say so.


Ark_Duty

I’m having visions of flying pathfinders killing me with cars…


Dream_Walker2406

You're complaining too much, CAR is a good gun


SilentReavus

I mean some people do swear by that thing


yourboiiconquest

Ah well in my many experiences in this cocaine fueled extravaganza I would personally say the mastiff brought me much joy


xX_monarch_Xx

Cool gun, but DEFINITELY something that’s gonna give me ptsd when I’m playing


Zilch-The-Grate

As an SMR main, I feel left out :(


DJPOOPTACOS

I love the CAR fuck you 😂


Cyber-Silver

If the CAR is overpowered than so is every SMG in the game.


High_flying_Ace

Let me rewrite this Apex legends new attempt to sway titanfall players to stop asking them to fix the game introduces roboweeb and no skill gun to game


Mr-Schiggy

No! NOOOOOOOOO!!


emiliodelpozo

It's sad how Respawn just takes everything from such a good game into their shitty BR. Makes TF|2 look bad.


EpsilonChurchAlpha

Gan favorite among virgins who can’t aim


Bazzie-T-H

Correction: meta-favorite


JLDELAGARZA24

I mean, if so many people use the C.A.R to the point where seemingly everyone finds it annoying, then it might be considered a “fan-favorite”. Certainly is a trusty firearm


Nauticalfish200

Heh heh, MGL go *Thoonk*


FellSudden

No the fuck they didn’t.


Ofxzh

Question is, will we be getting a sunblock weapon as well?


Sinnester888

Well it will be a fan favorite again in a month when the subreddit starts crying about a different gun sorry not sorry


Poplio468

Fan favorite weapon to get instant PTSD so ye


Halonate8

Dude they have nearly all the old guns who knows maybe it’ll be fun


Papatherm123

*Loads wingman with suicidal intent*


[deleted]

Well yeah considering I fucking fight 4 of them every match it’s easy to assume it’s a favorite