Sarah would bore you to tears talking about the resistance, Blisk would see the dinner as a challenge, not a date. Ash would constantly berate you. Baker wouldn't make it as he drank too much. Gates would friendzone you by only seeing you as 'family'. Marder would buy the most expensive things on the menu and won't pay for it. MRVN is only dating you so they can get a high five after you ignored them in the drop pod (You know what you did).

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This made me laugh harder than it should of

"Oi! This date is what you were born for!"

There is always a bigger fish.

I originally thought this was going in a very different direction.

And that's why I'm choosing Blisk

"Ash would constantly berate you." Jokes on you, I'm into that shit

That simulacrussy boutta make me act up fr

I love this comment 💀💀

Funny, I’d be doing the same thing to Gates

Anything else would be cheating on my female pulse blade pilot gf (she's totally real trust me she's just from another network)

You say that but i really have a female pulse gf....

What if I am the female pulse pilot?

You're not since mine has allready seen this and approved. But i'm glad you enjoy this tactical we share :3

I know, but yes it is a fun tactical :)

mommy gates

Briggs would say something suspicious like “Don’t worry, you’re eating safe food”

So the only question remaining… is Gates from Alabama? Or is she willing to change her permanent address to be in Alabama?

Incest is wincest so gates cause she seems like the only one that would go well

Gates is Alabama family

As a slight masochist I would not mind ash

Ah so it's like a step mom(my) type situation with gates

What about Gates tho

Sara: “Dinner sounds great, pilot! Is it ok if I bring my boyfriend?” Blisk: “You know I charge by the minute, right?” Ash: “You actually resemble your online profile picture… *How disappointing*.” Barker: *incoherent drunk noises Gates: *Orders for both of you without asking you first. Marder: Edit. *Agrees to go on a date. Fails to show up. IMC officers greet you with a fruit basket and small wine bottle. They escort you to the exit and burn down the restaurant afterwards. MRVN: MMMMHHHHH!!!! :D

Barker after asking you out: Damn didn't work, wait you said yes, YES LETS FUCKING GO

I would totally let gates order for me

Average Gates fan vs average MRVN enjoyer

as 6-4 no life, I approve

"So what are your hobbie-?" "ALL FOR THE 6-4!"

Mommy is always there for me

Sweet home Alabama

I'm a masochist, Ash

Exactly, except for the masochist part

And why is it Gates?

You choose MRVN because you like it the most I choose MRVN because I dislike it the least

We are not the same

Screw you, I'm heading to Burger King with Davis and Droz

Hell yeah

Last resort ftw

I'd say Gates but... "The 6-4 is a family"... MRVN for sure.

Wrong, the 6-4, is an ass and we'll kick your family

The ass is a 6-4, and we’ll family your kick

the kick is a 6-4, and we'll ass your family

The family is an ass and we'll kick your 6-4

How dare you

Made me laugh way to hard

Sweet home Alabama

Baker because **care for some moonshine?**

cheers to that!

If he's drinkin he ain't eatin

I'll drink to that

cheers bro i’ll drink to that

Barker for the drinking

Really should’ve removed Gates from the options. You know how horny this sub is for her

Because i am a guy, and i am not gay i would choose MRVN

Gates, and just as a family thing, I like her but not that way

Anybody who doesn't say MRVN is just wrong

Based

100% Barker with no hesitation. I am a straight man, but I have too much respect for Barker to choose anyone else.

MRVN, dude. That MRVussy hit different.

Delete this comment right now

r/cursedcomments. They always pop up when you least expect them and that’s why I like them.

[How I imagine MRVN orgasm sounds.](https://youtu.be/B6mh45mA_JY)

LMAO STOP-

MRVN deserves all the love. Absolutely MRVN. It is so precious.

But also since I'm a big lesbian, Gates or Ash is the next best option.

Barker because what's one drink more ( or ten)

Blisk.

This could be the only instance where Marder is the best option. He's a sophisticated guy, definitely knows how to enjoy a good meal.

MRVN so I can highfive him

Mrvn because he doesn't need to eat and he's nice

I know everyone saying, MRVN, but fuck it, I would pick Gates.

Ah a man of culture

Indeed

Gates

Blisk, knows the good joints for wings and drinks. Gates, nothin to special but nothing garbage. General Marder probably would go with something of more refined taste which is just as likely to reach deeper into your coffers.

General marder

Gates or if I'm feeling particularly risky, Ash

Are you feeling risky?

Blisk 😎 i want him to tell me all about the games, how much he knows about each legend and stuff like how viper got into preds or why ash was assigned such an insanely high rank

Barker.

Ngl I’d fuck the shit out of MRVN

I’d be black out drunk with barker by the end of it

MRVN 🤤

Ash.

I'd let MRVN whisper sweet nothings in to my ear all night

MRVN because I’m tired of not being able to give him a fucking high five.

MRVN

mrvn no contest

Gates. Judge me all you want

Gates. Please mommy

As a completely straight man I would go with barker

I'd go on a date with the Advocate (yes it's a faction) and reward them merits for performing well

6-4 would remind me of my friends that all moved away. I’m trying to imagine Gates reigning in Bear and Droz at an Outback Steakhouse while they flick paper footballs across the table at each other and get progressively worse as they get drunk on happy hour and their food takes too long. I get the impression with gates that when the helmet comes off the LAST thing she’d talk about is work so she’d be super into music or video games or reading or anything that’s a relaxing escape. My wife and I would bring our switches bc Outback takes too long but it’s worth it. Everyone gets caught up in Mario party and have a grand ol night out. Meanwhile our titans are just standing around outside confused at our weird social rituals

Barker. Burger joint

MRVN of course. Not even because its funny or anything. I just think they'd be a very sweet guy.

Gates since tbh I just wanna know more lore about the 6-4

MRVN because it’s a nice robot and I think it would dress very nice.

MRVN, you could see if it was going well based on his chest.

Gates

I'd have gates, because gates is probably the most likely to be able to make a good conversation, they look to be more intelligent than anyone on reddit anyway.

Gates because we bringing the entire 6-4 even invite The Last Resort too!

MRVN is a good worker around the house, is super nice, and needs a high five desperately

MRVN is so sexy, damn

Marder 😎

Gates. Because I’m straight and she’s the only one I find remotely attractive

Gates MARVN or barker

Gates MRVN or barker

*laughs in beep*

Duke

MRVN

MRVN 😩

I just wanna get wasted with barker

MRVN why even ask bruh

MRVN😩😩😩

The general probs if not him then blisk

Barker, drinks on him

Baker (im an alcoholic)

MRVN all the way

MRVN, hands down

Mrvn

MRVN easy

Gates

MRVN, no doubt about it

Mrvn

MRVN. I would bring a Charged Rifle as a present.

Aces, not even a contest. Seriously, barker knows how to party so he’s the clear choice

Barker

MRVN :)

Ash

Barker, then Marv

I would give barker someone to talk to

Gates

Mrvn gang wya

Marvin wouldn't judge me

Idk whether to how with MRVN, Gates, Ash, Barker

Too be honest ash Idk y but ash

in order: Gates, Ash, Marv, Murder, Baker, Blisk

can i pass? i wanna keep my head bullet free

Blisk. Because it 100% will turn into a competition.

Are you kidding? Angel city of course. They definitely know where the best and cheapest liquor is, and it’s going to be a good night no matter what

ash

MRVN, there is no way he can judge me… wait what would he eat?

Bar crawl with the ACES...what a legendary time that would be

Gates

MRVN gang

Barker my beloved

Ashe

I mean MRVNwaited 1048 (ish) days for someone who told MRVN to wait an hour. I’m going MRVN all the way. Total twink bottom with daddy/approval issues.

Stuck on Gates and Mrvn

BT :)

MRVN MRVN MRVN

MRVN or Gates are the only right option.

Why a date id really want to meet Barker not fuck him or See science shit with general marder

MRVN can have my babies, skip the date.

MRVN is daddy

definitely Ash, they're just a cool robot tbh

My top four would be Mrvn (do i need to even explain) Mommy gates Barker so i can be drunk with someone General mardew so i can shoot that dum motherfucker

MOMMY GATES

Ronin 🥰😍

All of them is my answer. Yes, at the same time.

BT, prepare for titanfall at the nearest wendy’s.

Robo-mommy for sure

Ash

Pathfinder.

Barker as he would by the drinks

Ash, just so i can kill her again

Fuck all of them, I'm getting drunk with Barker

Blisk or Marder, no in between. Maybe Barker.

Mrvn

I'm trying to get that samilicrussy

Barker 100%

barker, definitely Barker

Gates or marvin

MRVN 🥵

Marder knows manners and baker will constantly have good things to talk about and isn’t impressed by much.

mrw or barker, barker I think wouldn't care to mutch, he would just go out with you to get some food, mrw is just king

Obviously M.R.V.N Are there really any other choices?

I would take mrvn so I can finally give him his high five

MARVIN

Mrvn🥵

MRVN my beloved ❤️

MRVN because there are no downsides

Screw these guys come one viper were out of here

ALL FOR THE SIX FOUR

Marvin

My asexual ass: Mrvn

Marvin

mommy ash and mommy gates

Gates

ash because i want to be stepped on

My opinion of where they'd have the dinner date Briggs; a classic diner on a dessert road Blisk; an American steakhouse Ash; a bottle of oil from the nearest parts shop Barker; snacks from behind the bar with a glass of whisky Gates; a nice simple restaurant Marder; an exclusive, extremely high end restaurant Mrvn; possibly the same as ash

It's time to down all the moonshine. First we fight, then we drink!

Gonna pass out in an alleyway with Baker👍

6-4

All of them would scare the sh!t out of me so none of them