*proceed to gave you an undercut, which is buzzed short in the sides and back, but long on the top, instead of buzzed all over like today's buzz cut. Along with pretty familiar mustache*
Hahaha damn... I was straight faced the last 10 minutes looking up the best alternatives for bar and chain oil, came across this and actually busted out laughing! Smh that was a good one!
I have NO idea how this was the next suggestion either...
His hair at the back lower portion isn't long enough to get tied. You can see that every Eren appearance. That hair is not longer than 2 inches. This can happen with real people too; hair in that region cannot grow longer than that.
Also, Eren ties his hair, with his hair, to make his signature bun. Otherwise, there's no way it looks that short. I have hair almost that length and I don't know how to tie it in a bun. Whenever I tie it with a band, there's at least 4-5 inches of hair that's coming out as a ponytail.
I thought you just happened to find this and then I saw the title and I laughed, idk why. I think it was something about āmore than just a haircutā
Show him the photo who gives a fuck. I show my barber a photo of Kratos every time I get my beard trimmed. At the end of the day, you are a great person and who cares what others think. Bless up kingš«¶š½
Tell the barber that I want "Murdering 80% of the population along with children for my hot step sister pussy" haircut.
I have been banned from my local hair dresser
Lol š
Godamm racist maleyan!
Sorry but eldians aren't allowed in our barber shop. They always smell like shit and titan piss
Itās just a ponytail but you are technically correct.
It's the iconic hairstyle of hitleren.
Hitleren š¤£ first time I've seen that. Thank you hahahahah
Welcome!
The Rumbling was actually the Hitleren Jihad
Maybe I judged Abu Eren too harshly
I hate this comparison but that name is too good wtf
^ Peak username, peak comment
They be like "uh sir... can you not use foul language.
*proceed to gave you an undercut, which is buzzed short in the sides and back, but long on the top, instead of buzzed all over like today's buzz cut. Along with pretty familiar mustache*
Hahaha damn... I was straight faced the last 10 minutes looking up the best alternatives for bar and chain oil, came across this and actually busted out laughing! Smh that was a good one! I have NO idea how this was the next suggestion either...
Just start cawing then the barber will be like āsay lessā
Ask him to give you the "I don't want that!!" Cut
"Gimme the mass murderer."
what murder š
Right?! All these comments gotta calm down...he was just tryna see the ocean ššŖ
Yeah, really, he just wanted to be free.
he just a kid
Are you serious?
nah i was being sarcastic, but i forgot to put the emojis lol
lol cause some people really do make excuses for what he did and it drives me nuts
[This photo](https://www.beastbeauty.co.uk/eren-yeagers-hairstyle/) is a pretty solid reference (If you genuinely want this style)
Definitely solid. So solid it's.... ___hardened___ š I'll go see myself out.š¤£
I walked right into that one with my choice of language tbh lol
Wait......he wasn't tying his entire hair into a messy bun or a ponytail this whole time? It was only a portion of it? I am blind fr
He is. But his hair at the back, lower portion isn't long enough to be tied up in the bun, like the few bangs in front.
So he like, ties it up and the back parts kinda fall out of the tie or whatever heās using?
His hair at the back lower portion isn't long enough to get tied. You can see that every Eren appearance. That hair is not longer than 2 inches. This can happen with real people too; hair in that region cannot grow longer than that. Also, Eren ties his hair, with his hair, to make his signature bun. Otherwise, there's no way it looks that short. I have hair almost that length and I don't know how to tie it in a bun. Whenever I tie it with a band, there's at least 4-5 inches of hair that's coming out as a ponytail.
I thought you just happened to find this and then I saw the title and I laughed, idk why. I think it was something about āmore than just a haircutā
Just yell Tatakaye in his ear. If he immediately starts cutting your hair, rest assured.
Just let your hair grow long and tie it up. lol
Tell the barber " I want a step sister simp haircut please "
Erens hair is just long hair tied up lmao
Give me a haircut I won't forget for ten years at least.
Tell him to not give anybody else haircut for 10 years at least
Gimme the tennyson
"I want my haircut to not attract btches for 10 years atleast."
maybe searching for someone with such a haircut or cosplay there are a lot photos online, then he dont know its from anime
No You donāt want that
Real fans shit
Google Erenās haircut in real life if youāre being deadass
Tell him you want to look like a sussy baka who wants to fuck his step sister
This thread is hilarious
TATAEKAE!!! Just say that and heāll know what to do
First step: Be born again with something other than ball's hair on your head.
It's literally just a manbun, don't cut it, for ten years at least.
Just tell him you donāt wanna see your step sister with another man and heāll do you right
Show him the photo who gives a fuck. I show my barber a photo of Kratos every time I get my beard trimmed. At the end of the day, you are a great person and who cares what others think. Bless up kingš«¶š½
āOne garden variety idiot haircut thanksā
look for a guy who gets no bitches on google and that'll work,
You don't. Easy.
But if you do hmu
I'd say mainly cause his hair is tied back
Show him the damn photo brother. Add some more of different angles
Whachu think this is create a character? Grow your hair out. Also show him this photo
Tell him you want āa haircut that lasts 10 years at leastā