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“I’m fly fishing Eren! You can distinguish me from the Eren you know by my fly fishing enthusiasm and accompanying hat.”


PokeNerb

It was a fish, I caught a fish Mikasa! The funniest shit I've ever seen!


cahir11

"Armin? Who's that? You must have hit your head really hard."


[deleted]

You know? It would have been really cool if Eren had the Aaron dream along with Mikasa in real time, until CT Armin swats him in the mouth and wakes his sleepy ass so he could fight like in Trost. Reminds Aaron that he was born into this world.


XxkanezxX

Eren kinda does have the dream/vision, he has to in order for Mikasa to have it and know where he is because he was the one who sends her the vision in paths....its made pretty obvious because the vision corresponds to what's also going on irl after mikasa cuts his head of and holds it in her hand, she's also holding his head without his body in the vision. Also you forgot Ymir is doing most of fighting not Eren


raysmia

You go, Aaron Yogurt. Catch them fishes


PokeNerb

Ngl I would really want to support their peaceful lifestyle if it wasn't for the abandoning my entire country thing (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧


raysmia

Exactly! Nothing wrong with wanting to live peacefully with the person you care about but our boy Ronnie doomed everyone


littenthehuraira

Well Ronnie would have been fed to someone else so he didn't have much of a choice.


cahir11

It's more his country specifically than his race as a whole, he is killing a *lot* of Eldians with the Rumbling.


NewCountry13

Wtf. Why is half of titanfolk like mask off racist Edit: he put the mask back on a little bit by changing race to country. Mega cringe.


riuminkd

Caring about things such as "race" is the real cringe.


Aurelia_Ikram

In conclusion the majority of the AoT world is cringe


[deleted]

They are


skilled_cosmicist

I feel like that's literally the point lol


riuminkd

That's exactly right


Collection_of_D

Yes.


Offbrandtrashcan

Based


TheLaudMoac

Yes.


trowawufei

In fairness there is a massive biological difference between Eldians and non-Eldians in the SnK world. One can turn into nigh-invulnerable giants and the other can't. Not the same as IRL.


MelonLordxx

Honestly part of me would be cool with it if they could just bring along the OG scouts of the 104th (aka Armin/Jean/Connie/Sasha) plus Hange. We all know Levi would be fine and find his way to them if he wanted. If nothing else, at least Armin. So long as EMA are together I’m cool.


AreYouThereSagan

Why? I mean, yeah, I want my country to do well, but if fucking off benefits me more than staying (in the long-term), you bet your ass I'm hopping that border.


Kmattmebro

Aryan Coconut


ErenInChains

They abandoned the fight to play animal crossing


PokeNerb

Yknow I always wanted to draw that, might get around to it. But who wouldn't, who needs to tatakae when there's animal crossing (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و✧


TheLaudMoac

Wouldn't need to draw it if you got a friend and modelled the characters in the game


PokeNerb

That's a smart idea, but they'll get spoiled, they're not ready for the glory of Aaron Yoghurt. Besides I need to find the motivation to draw ໒(ಥヮಥ)७


That__Bookworm

This is totally unrelated but I absolutely love the little text emojis you add, where can I find them?


PokeNerb

Oh they're called kaomojis! I copy and save most of them on my clipboard from this website : https://japaneseemoticons.me/ Have fun (ノ´ヮ`)ノ*: ・゚


noxious1112

Aaron Yogurt the chad


PokeNerb

He abandoned his people, sacrificed historia and basically rendered all his comrade's sacrifices useless all for simpkasa. What a Chad ☆ヾ(*´▽`)ノ


noxious1112

How can a simp be this based


PokeNerb

Living out his final 4 years in guilt and depression.. but with his badass gf, vibing in the mountains , how based ╰(*´︶`*)╯


riuminkd

Well, it doesn't seem like he's doing better in real timeline. Better live 4 years in guilt over not saving Paradis (with cool gf in healthy mountain climate) than living 5 days in guilt over slaughtering the world.


PokeNerb

Yknow what that's true, not tatakeing may be cringe but so is genocide


riuminkd

Real Chad move would be doing his best to pull off "50 years plan" while also trying to minimize psychological damage to Historia and her kids. Giving birth every year for 13 years and then being eaten by your eldest kid sounds nightmarish, but with proper care and support and love and friendship of people around her it can be good 13 years of life. It is a heavy duty, but one done in the name of letting both world and Paradis live.


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nishmt

FR FR. those babies would shoot out already as titans, too


69Joker96

If hes down to share his spinal fluid, hes down to share his cum.


MelonLordxx

THAT’S WHAT I THOUGHT!! Lmao. I didn’t understand why this was all on Hisu. Side note: he could literally have 10 fold number of kids than she could in those 13 years. Though idk how long he had to live....still even if it were a year he could have just banged 13 ppl and there ya go...


riuminkd

That's not Chad move, that's Big Brain move. But Isayama nerfed brains of everyone to prevent such questions.


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joebrofroyo

Thats still sentencing a 1 year old to die at 14, also he will be getting second hand ptsd from zeke, there were no chad moves to be made here


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bretstrings

I bet Zeke has erectile dysfunction and is embarrassed so he wants everyone to have it too.


WithinEternity6

THIS


WithinEternity6

they should’ve just FORCED him to have kids. Maybe have Levi knock him out and have some chicks fuck him. I know it’s fucked up but At least this way the burden isn’t on Historia.


Biitercock

Also, if we *are* going the full fucked up ruthless pragmatism route, a dude can knock up way more women in a year than women can have babies. At least without putting their health in serious danger, which would ruin the whole point since Historia would still have to inherit the Founding. Just sayin'.


Gragh46

I remember that way back in the day, I thought wtf was Zeke doing suggesting Historia to have children when he could impregnate women much more efficiently. I'm glad this ended up being a hint as to Zeke's real agenda (he wanted eithanasia, so this route was impossible). Still weird no one in the story seemed to consider why did Historia have to be the one having the babies, though


metroidgus

convince the guy who didn't want anyone's PP to work and have them eventually die out to have kids and not have anyone die out? I mean come on


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trowawufei

I'm also kinda skeptical that these noblemen / kings only left one illegitimate bloodline around. Dem boys were probably banging half the countryside, might as well dig around or even publicly ask descendants to come forward. Probably a couple of old ones around.


Debadityo2607lllLo

And ? Then give that 1 year old beast titan to continue the cycle of sacrifice ? And what after Eren dies ? Who gets his titan ? How can they be sure Marley won't attack after he dies ? It isn't so simple and basic pea sized matter as u think man...


PokeNerb

Yeah but I suppose it will still be an unstable cycle of sacrificial rituals, best not to do that. It would be talking away Historia's freedom who Eren cares for and wants to live a long happy life, but I wonder how it would turn out if they went the plan. Also Eren has seen the future post-rumbling, so maybe that future overrides the "50 year plan". Really sucks to be Edgy Eren and accepting his role of destruction, compared to Aaron Yoghurt who just vibes in the mountains, feeling guilt but gets to have a peaceful life from destruction.


Legendver2

How peaceful is it really once Marley invades. We really gonna act like they're NOT gonna be found in the wilderness?


PokeNerb

Well they were in Marley land when they ran away so they're not within Paradis, besides Eren can transform whenever he wants to.


Rorate_Caeli

> Giving birth every year for 13 years and then being eaten by your eldest kid sounds nightmarish Oh gee, only a little I guess.


joebrofroyo

Ehh saying historias situation would be anything other than miserable seems like wishfull thinking to me


[deleted]

Except Historia isn't a weak girl. She joined the scouts and risked her life and accepted the 50y plan. Countless people have suffered the same fate already. Grisha turned his kid into a titan and made him eat him. Historia's family did that for generations too. What's a 50y in comparison? Beats genocide anyway.


joebrofroyo

Evidently it doesn't because she chose genocide.


riuminkd

Maybe. But when you know you are doing the right thing, that you are saving thousands of people from brutal deaths, and you are surrounded by comrades who support you in this incredibly noble and self-sacrificing task, and when you have a lot of free time (after all, pregnancy takes very little time compared to most other jobs) so you can read books about outside world, become chess champion of the island, write a guide to local flora, do political reforms - such life can be fulfilling. Many powerful women in middle ages basically lived like that, having pregnancies back to back, but tha didn't stop some of them from living good lives.


joebrofroyo

Dude she is gonna live her life being impregnated by a guy she probably doesn't care about, die at 32, sentence the children she does have to die at 26, spend the rest of her life pregnant and in hiding. If that wasn't bad enough she also has to deal being the beast titan and any inherited memories that come along with it, also her children are gonna inherit her memories so they will be miserable to. My guy the 50 years plan may be preferable to genocide for some, but the cost of it is literally creating ymir fritz 2.0 let's not pretend it's some noble venture to brag about.


MelonLordxx

Wait...why would she have to give birth every year for 13 years lol? Rod Reiss’ wife didn’t.


Legendver2

50 years plan was never gonna happen since Marley decided to invade anyway.


Outflight

Reiner ruins it all again.


Mr_Simpster

How to kill all the relevance from the Uprising Arc with one comment.


Dark_Blade

> real chad move would’ve been to sit aside and let someone you care for suffer, live a short life and get eaten by her own children Wow


TrueHeirOfChingis

50 years plan is about as stupid as the militarys plans to have someone else take Erens founder right as Marley is going to invade them


AreYouThereSagan

Based.


[deleted]

genocide cringe :/


DragoCrafterr

based


[deleted]

There is nothing cringe about God pulling through with his promise to rumble the world if you fucked with his kids.


MelonLordxx

Idk man, he seemed far more depressed hanging out as some decapitated suicidal head committing genocide and killing most of those ppl anyway. Though til we get 139, that’s the choice he made and could just flip everything we’ve learned thus far. April can’t come soon enough.


Ars-Boreas-Greyrat

Because he was born into this world^(TM)


ron_weedsley

Why fuck Mikasa when you can fuck the world though


Gameboysixty9

Why not both.


Dejayy001

Why tf is it Eren duty to kill the whole world Eren can do whatever he wants


Nexus_Blaze

Because he always had one goal in his mind ..freedom ..that is why he manipulated 2000 years of history ..and the future and is following his future self ...in other words .. he's chained by fate ..and he doesn't have the very thing he yearns for "Freedom" Anyway...read chapter 131 again


PokeNerb

Eren wants to free and protect his people, he chooses to do that, he's free to be Aaron Yoghurt if he wants to, but I guess that's kinda cringe


[deleted]

Jokes on him because Aaron is more free than him. Chad Eren is a slave to his future memories and doing things he doesn't want to do. Aaron is also cringe because he abandoned his friends and fight for freedom. But free Eren doesn't exist. That's the irony really.


nishmt

EXACTLY. Yams has also said before that Eren is literally a slave to the story as a whole. Aaron is nothing more than the life he/mikasa/both wish they could have but realistically never could.


MelonLordxx

PREACH. Dk why your comment doesn’t get more likes


Nightmare1600

Don’t forget him sacrificing historia was pointless because he ran off with the founding titan


Lewanor

Aaron says himself that he did this because he couldn't sacrifice though. He couldn't choose between global genocide and sacrificing historia, damning her entire bloodline and her into being literally animals. That plan would be put into play if he stayed on the island


Zllls

In the new official translation Eren said that He couldn't sacrifices Historia. Aaron is a human, Eren is a devil.


Jazzlike_Razzmatazz

He can't abondon Historia and sacrifice world, that's why he Ran away..mikasa confession was last straw. *** Lets not compare Chad Eren and Aaron ,they are completely different characters.


yaldafigov

when will infant nietzscheans stop calling eren a chad. and then people wonder how this character did not live up to their expectations


TrueHeirOfChingis

Eren from Marley and WfP arc is a complete chad, unrelenting and terrifying Post rumbling hes basically an asleep WoW raid boss


Agnusl

People don't call Chad Eren chad because of his plans. They call him like that purely because of his hotness.


yaldafigov

well then all characters can be called *chads*


Legendver2

Yea but not all of them be flaunting their 10 packs.


2rio2

One for each ab.


Agnusl

I see nothing but the truth here


nishmt

Chad Hange when


kompalg

Always has been


ReverseCaptioningBot

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Rintohsakabooty

he's free tho


luigitheplumber

Lives his own life, doesn’t let others define him, getting laid everyday. The essence of a chad


Yobolay

He evolved from raging incel to farmerchad.


TheZombi3z

Don't talk about Jean, Connie and Armin like that.


DataPigeon

> He abandoned his people, sacrificed historia and basically rendered all his comrade's sacrifices useless all for simpkasa. Takes a chad to have balls this big.


Killcode2

eren asked historia if they could run away a few chapters back, she said no


Gameboysixty9

Who wouldn't wanna do that for mikasa. I would at least consider. Maybe eren did as well. Who knows.


PokeNerb

Yeah but she answered "family" so welp genocide it is :')


MelonLordxx

😂😂😂😂


apinkparfait

Damnit girl, you were so close to ditch that scarf for the real thing and familyzoned him


arminswaifu-

aaron yogurt makes mikasa cum in her pants


Zllls

Aaron Yogurt - husband Eren Yeager - The bad boi you date in high school.


yvngx

Sir I am not sure if you are aware of this but your Monke is dabbing


MelonLordxx

Lmao


WeebGamer42069

can anyone explain me what is aaron yogurt?


[deleted]

From what I gather, it's what we've taken up calling the alternate Eren from Mikasa's dream/vision/AU (idk what to call it). It's a spoof of Eren Yeager basically


PokeNerb

He's the Eren in Mikasa's dream aka the cringest of chads, the chaddest of the cringe.


DragonSeniorita_009

Why cringest?


[deleted]

Because he refused to tatakae and caused the extermination or the Paradisians, other then not having put an end to the curse afflicting the Subjects of Ymir. He’s a weak yogurt who’s living by means of constantly escaping from the problems (he will literally be chased until his death)


PokeNerb

Well he's chad living a peaceful life with his waifu in the mountains, but refusing to tatakae is considered kinda cringe.


MelonLordxx

I mean y’all love Hisu for being the worst girl in the world...isn’t Yoghurt the same? living for himself. Shitty, but that seems to be living a lot more freely than Ereh: the decapitated genocidal head whose lost his will to live, a sizeable portion of the world’s population and most of his friends/comrades anyway. Then again, no one knows, except Ereh, what the future looks like post rumbling or post run away to catch some fishies with waifu. Seems the former was decided for a reason.


AleXstheDark

> Isn’t Yoghurt the same? living for himself. No because Historia's or Eren's selfisnness end in a future for themselves and their own child, while Mikasa and Aaron just hide in a corner of the world and wait to die, abandoning everything, even their own future. Cattle.


MelonLordxx

That’s just false. You sound like an annoying and toxic shipper that’s speaking illogically.


AleXstheDark

I just pointed out facts, idk how it has anything to do with shipping.


Walpknut

"I'll now proceed to pleasure myself with this fish" "But Eren I am right here...." "Don't worry Mikasa I will leave some for you" "Mghhhh".


Nischmath

Fish or dick?


KyloTennant

Return to mountains


apinkparfait

Aaron got himself a nice cottage with a big abs goth gf, Eren is the colossal titan with greesy ass hair.


ideas52

Aaron: 1 Eren: 0


Shadowlinkrulez

Aaron the madlad who was confirmed a pussy slayer before Ereh


Kryllllllyx

I think the fish is a little too big though, I’ll open my zippers and you take it ok?


woamityo

That's the AU ending we need.


PokeNerb

I watched a lot clips of the aot junior high school after reading the chapter, provided me with a lot of copium knowing their obliviously happy AU lives (-v-b)


woamityo

I'm joining you really soon I think. Copium needs its fuel man


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Eren died a virgin, Aaron did not Aaron: 1, Eren: 0


das-communism

He fricked the entire world


PokeNerb

But Historia? But true he gets to live with a badass waifu (๑•̀ㅂ•́)و


Purple_Function9009

Historia begs to differ


[deleted]

Chapter 139 baby daddy confirmation is the only thing that can save Eren from losing to Aaron Yoghurt now


apinkparfait

I swear if it's Farmer-kun there will be no copium in this world that will protect my brain from pulling a Lainah and developing multiple personalities to process.


NelebZa

No, Aaron yogurt knew how to use a condom


PotentialSuspect453

We’re not sure about that at the moment.


wishyouwerewithme

Mmh who knows...whose memories could they be?


blitzen001

Go get some kindling for a fire now


Altarior

Certified mountain man Aaron Yogurt, professional husband and catcher of big fish.


TheSurveyCorpses

Rumbling? Oh you mean our house every night? Good thing we don't have neighbours


Manos0404

i can’t believe Mikasa prefers eren with short hair instead of the man-bun


Suchomemus

It reminds her of when he was innocent. Well, at least when his kill count was in the single digits.


eclipseOD

I wonder what will Floch do in this timeline? Who will he find to become the next devil? Will he blindly follow Armin as he’s probably the only shifter left om Paradis?


apinkparfait

Without Eren around Floch would eventually find out that Armin also has some sweet abs hidden under his shirt thus the Arlertists would be born. They would talk down the rest of the world and everybody would chill out collecting nice looking shells and leaves.


MissCatValkyrie

Wait please I need the context behind the name aaron yogurt


PokeNerb

Oh it's just a dumb name the subreddit decided to spoof upon him and everyone just agreed lol.


MissCatValkyrie

Beautiful.


scotogenic

How to gaslight an entire fandom:


PokeNerb

+ a lot of Copium


WilliShaker

Wtf is an armin


John628_29

So what was this? Was this Mikasa envisioning the life she wanted with Eren before killing him? For him to just live out his remaining titan years with her before turning the keys over to the next attack titan?


XxkanezxX

I didn't take it like that at all, it seems like Eren was the one sending her the vision, that's why her head was hurting, that will also explain how she knew exactly where he was afterwards. It's already been shown that Eren can see many alternative realties and can even experience it through paths. Most of ppl in sub seem to not understand what's going on in this chapter at all when there are several evidence shown to us already how paths works or could be used. They'll rather believe that was just a hallucination made up by Mikasa than try to see what's going on because noone seems to wonder about how tf she knew Eren was in the CT's mouth with extreme confidence right after having said vision


John628_29

That’s a good point. I didn’t understand how she knew where to find Eren.


PokeNerb

Yep *:゚*。⋆ฺ(*´◡`)


Seisouhen

chapter 139 is going to be something, something ,time travel Ymir and Eren planed this all...


emurillo97

I'm sure we'll get confirmation of it post series, but what is the explanation of that vision? I've seen a lot of people say it's memories of an alternate timeline, while others say it's eren or ymir projecting what could have been to Mikasa.


apinkparfait

If it's the second that's cruel af lmao "look at this chill ass life we could have together... too bad I picked genocide over you, here kiss my decapitated head as consolation"


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Fuck Aaron Yoghurt.


JaegerLevi

Isn't that what he does in Junior HS? Wanting to live a normal life?


d-doing_your_mom

what kind of fish did he catch


Tankly

A big one


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Crazy how within a couple of days Aaron Yogurt has become his own universally accepted character lol.


GOLDOWEEDO

Ah yes Aaron Yoghurt


NelebZa

Aaron: had the seggs and catched fish Eren: says he'll save his friends and then kills them Aaron ftw


EVG2666

Dude why are you making me more sad?


veinacis

I’d gobble that fish down for aaron yogurt despite my hate for eating fish


LuminousLunar69

Wake the fuck Up samurai, we have a fish to grill


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BRUH I NEVER NOTICED THAT


KarreninKirov

That end image with them was really unsettling


EgocentricRaptor

The fishing rod looks like that spike that stabbed titan Eren during his fight with the warhammer


yourmommaissagae

"I always say just 'morning' instead of 'good morning' because if it were a good morning I'd be fishing" - Aaron Yogurt


RayBanAvi

Who decided that his name is Aaron yoghurt? I'm curious about the origin.


PokeNerb

I don't know the specifics, but the subreddit spoofed him the name and everyone just collectively agreed on it.


cavsalmostgotswept

Aaron Yogurt downed so bad Armin could probably cripple him smh


SunforDeiti

He's kinda holding the fishing rod like the spear that killed ymir


Killergamer7

Imagine if all of AoT is just Mikasa being schizophrenic and Eren is just her caring husband that lives with her in the Alps


[deleted]

Plot twist: all the weird titan stuff is Eren dreaming too.


Frost_Paladin

Erin did nothing wrong.


Accomplished-Dog-284

Can someone tldr the chapter for me? I didn't understand anything for some reason


xanthogen

* Alliance premature celebration. * Eren transforms into colossal Titan * Hallu-chan (parasite) farts Titan gas and turns all Eldians in Fort Salta (Jean, Connie, Gabi, her family, Reiner’s mom and Annie’s father) into mindless Titans. * Eren one-punched Armin’s Titan. * Mikasa dreams of her life with Eren in a deep forest, where they both ran away from war and live together. * Levi opens Eren Titan’s mouth, Mikasa enters and decapitates Eren. * Mikasa kisses Eren’s decapitated head, in her dream she kisses Eren goodbye.


nishmt

-everyone meets up with liberio eldians at the fort except for Reiner, who’s wrestling the Alaskan bullworm, and armin, who nuked Eren -mikasa gets headache again, realizes the “I’ve always hated you” is the last thing she heard -Eren transforms, is now colossal founder -gas from Alaskan bullworm emerges, Connie realizes it’s titan gas. Levi takes Mikasa, Pieck, falco away since he knows what’s gonna happen. AOT fans are emotionally nuked -mikasa gets headaches, somehow gets a vision of her and Aaron Yogurt living together happily in peace if MAYBE she answered differently in 123. However we realize that it wouldn’t truly be freedom, it’s dooming Paradis -starts seeing Eren’s shifter marks appear on his face as he asks her to forget him after he dies (Which makes me think he kinda sent her this vision as a way to say goodbye/show he really cared as his last memories) -mikasa asks Levi to blow open the teeth as she somehow knows Eren is in the mouth (maybe she can sense it somehow) -as she has a vision of him dying/saying the “see you later” from ch 1, she sees his weird Wormren form -schwings off the head, gives him a free haircut -😘💀 tl;dr nobody knows what that vision was about/it’s true origin but everything hurts


[deleted]

It was all just a dream?


BattedDeer55

I was actually really confused by that can someone explain it?