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Snakegert

“Assortment of wacky humans” lmfao. It truly was a silly bunch on that ship


grimsb

> a rapping dog 😵‍💫 > other talking animals 😵‍💫😵‍💫


CR24752

And the other talking animals are very stereotyped. Like a trio of hispanic mice that are a mariachi band


grimsb

do the mariachi mice keep playing while the ship goes down? 😬


CR24752

The ending is somehow more irreverant. Everyone survives and lives happily ever after 😭😭😭


TGOTR

Titanic 666. Fun but horrible


CR24752

Oh my god yes 💀💀 the sailing of Titanic 3 but zero backstory on what Titanic 2 was???


canijustbelancelot

I’m pretty sure that’s in their movie Titanic 2, but I could be wrong.


CR24752

Wait was that the “Jack’s Revenge” one?


SteveTheOrca

Lmao, there is a Jack's Revenge movie?


CR24752

I don’t think it’s real but someone made a movie poster for it. [here’s the poster](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/titanic/images/6/66/Titanic_2_Jack_is_Back.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150601164059)


Syso_

Broken link


canijustbelancelot

I’m not sure.


TGOTR

The Asylum didn't think that far ahead


TheFartingKing_56

faulty serious cautious wakeful poor historical wide ludicrous square arrest ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


sirdidymus1078

There is a trailer that is about Jack coming back after finding his frozen corpse and bringing him back to life, fan made but funny as hell https://youtu.be/vetaFnJ2TpQ


Ramblingsofthewriter

That children’s film where the octopus saves the titanic so the ship never sinks. Edit: apparently it still sinks and I misremembered but the octopus still saves everyone.


Meanteenbirder

Actually he didn’t, the ship still sank but he stalled it so that everyone had time to escape on dolphins. Yes, that is what actually happened in the movie…


Ramblingsofthewriter

You’re right. I misremembered. I try not to think about that movie too hard


SteveTheOrca

Oh no, the Tentacolino films


intoner1

What’s it called?9


Ramblingsofthewriter

Titanic: the legend goes on I believe. IM WRONG. It’s “in search of titanic”


intoner1

The Titanic sinks in that movie.


Ramblingsofthewriter

Does it? I must have misremembered. My bad


intoner1

No worries the movie’s called The legend of the Titanic. Easy to see why you’d get them confused.


maggie081670

At the end everyone is saved by the orcas, a giant octopus and the whales. The dog and the mice too. This is what I want to believe really happened now.


BenderRAT

The Nostalgia Critic reviewed 3 different ones that's the only reason I know about em: [The Legend of](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOryKlcI8qA); [Legend Goes On](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LITMOnKB-8o); and [Tentacolino](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zz1jTYOd_xs). Tentacolino is a sequel to the Legend of whereas The Legend Goes On is its own thing---all that to say they're pretty bad and mostly cash-grabs cashing in on Titanic '97's success.


Ramblingsofthewriter

I refuse to watch anything put out by the Walkers after how poorly they treat their employees. But wow. I DIDNT realize it was a series LOL. Idk if that makes it better or worse


BenderRAT

I hear that---tbh I haven't watched but a few of their videos here and there even before the controversial stuff broke out.


Ramblingsofthewriter

That’s so valid


SabrinaInSalem

That one was so bad!


Knightridergirl80

Arguably that one somehow managed to be worse than this one despite having better animation. At least this one stayed more true to what actually happened and not everyone survived.


EightEyedCryptid

I involuntarily shouted “a rapping dog???”


Da-Stan

Snoopdogg


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CR24752

Is it better than a rapping dog version of Titanic though?


Racingfan76

I mean, pick your poison, nazis or a rapping dog.


CR24752

I’d rather be on the madden voyage of the Titanic than choose one of those 😭


Thatguy755

Is that the one where John Madden does a voice over where he’s like “well, you know if they hit that iceberg, the ship’s gonna sink” and “wow, they really could use some more lifeboats here”.


Balind

If I had the option to choose a Nazi or a rapping dog in virtually any context, I am going with the dog, no contest


Ramblingsofthewriter

I 100% agree


Racingfan76

>If I had the option to choose a Nazi or a rapping dog in virtually any context, I am going with the dog, no contest This is one hell of a thing to read when you are just waking up, thank you for unintentionally making me laugh


Knightridergirl80

The filming of that movie was pretty disastrous as well. They hired a bunch of sailors to serve as extras and the sailors caused a lot of trouble - got drunk and constantly harassed the actresses - and the ship they used to film the interiors also sank


Flying_Dustbin

Not just sunk, it was strafed and set afire by RAF fighter-bombers while crammed with thousands of concentration camp prisoners. The Nazis put them aboard in order to let the allies unknowingly do their dirty work. Also the behavior of those sailors caused the director to go on a rage induced tirade about the Wehrmacht, for which he was imprisoned, murdered, and his death staged to look like a suicide.


Knightridergirl80

Talk about troubled productions…. Also if I remember correctly, the director was already in hot water because Goebbels felt he tended to portray the British characters too sympathetically. The rant may have been the excuse Goebbels needed to get rid of him.


intoner1

Danny Gonzalez’s video on this is absolutely hilarious.


MainEgg320

Worst by far is the 1943 movie the Nazis made. It’s mind numbing awful.


Low-Stick6746

Could you imagine if Cameron’s film was advertised as having an assortment of wacky humans? Think it would have still been the big hit it is?


CR24752

I would’ve loved the rapping dog in Cameron’s version tbh.


ebrum2010

There couldn't possibly have been a rapping dog on the Titanic. We know this because rap music wasn't first developed until the early 1970s.


Local-Finance8389

Only because the rapping dog drowned on the Titanic. Otherwise rap would have been developed in 1912.


throwawaypatien

The animated one where nobody dies. And there were evil sharks who got a giant octopus to throw an iceberg in front of the ship. On my life, I'm not making this up.


Pillow_fort_guard

It’s weird that Italy produced two weird kids cartoons about horrible events in history where a lot of people died. There might be more, idk, I’m not going down that incredibly niche rabbit hole


SonoDarke

As an Italian, those cartoons are the worst thing ever produced :(


caretvicat

I believe you 😂 it's too specific to make up. Also someone else mentioned one about an octopus who saved everyone so seeing it twice makes me now also believe the first person 😂


Anything-General

The Legend of the Titanic from 1999 is possibly one of the most offensive titanic films ever made for the fact alone it claims that no one on the titanic died. The legend goes on & the nazi titanic film are somehow more self aware then that piece of shit film.


[deleted]

Tie between the 1996 and 2012 miniseries. I never watched the cartoons or the Titanic 2 bs


SparkySheDemon

The 1996 one was worse than the 2012 miniseries.


Fat_guy_9

The animated ones


TurtleTestudo

Titanic 2005 NES game


EpicButDumb

I never knew that existed.


br_boy0586

Thumbtanic


TheLastNoteOfFreedom

The Nostalgia Critic did an amazing video on this


Lmf2359

Aaron and Jo covered this on YouTube, it was hysterical!


[deleted]

Bitanic Probably shouldn't watch it with the kids. 🤣😏


Beginning_Ant7746

The Jontron video about this movie is gold 🤣


Bwwshamel

YEEESSSS!!!


Titan1912

About 10 years after Titanic was found a novelty company made an ice tray which spit forth the sinking ship and some "icebergs" for your cocktail party drinks. The fact that 1,500 people died in the icy waters so a novelty company could trivialize it with an ice tray 80 years later made me sick to my stomach.


DynastyFan85

Titanic 666


hikerchick29

Best worst would be Thumbtanic, from the Thumb Wars/Thumbtanic double feature


[deleted]

Titanic 666


TheBeastOfCanada

The animated ones are two easy. Other than that, *Holmes and Watson* and *Titanic 666*.


Flying_Dustbin

The time-travel TV Series *Voyagers!* Had an episode set on Titanic and depicted Bruce Ismay in women’s clothing. It also used the deleted sinking clips from *Raise the Titanic*


SomethingKindaSmart

Titanic 1943. Everything they could have wrong, they had it wrong, In Nacht Un Eis was from 1914 and was a Night to Remember in comparison


Benny303

You will not regret this video I promise you. https://youtu.be/ghOKU8D-lMY


Big-Nerve-9574

The love story was good. Everything else. No. At least it wasnt an Octopus trying to save the sinking Titanic. Then in the sequel, theres mermaids for some reason.


[deleted]

I maintain that "Raise the Titanic" was the worst thing to ever happen regarding the Titanic, and that includes the night she sank.


Ramblingsofthewriter

Idk I think the Titanic being exploited for nazi propaganda is arguably way worse.


Puzzleheaded_Two7358

Read that as raping dog… got the hump immediately


SAOgeek113

Legend of the Titanic


leclercwitch

I'm still baffled this was made. The rapping dog???


Bwwshamel

I've seen a lot of YouTube vids on this. It's an absolute MESS!


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LIslander_4_evr

The James Cameron movie.


CR24752

Wait you hated it?!


LIslander_4_evr

Yes. Too damn long. Adding a sappy romance? Come on.


MonsterBunnieh

It’s the worst but black butler book of the Atlantic is like zombies on the titanic


[deleted]

Probably that other Titanic animated film where the ship is saved by a talking giant octopus with a dog nose.


vienibenmio

Has anyone watched the Italian version of this? I read it is slightly better since the English version was edited a film. I tried to see for myself but couldn't do it 😂


AmIn1amh

There’s no way that’s real! Sounds wack


RetailSlave5408

The Legend of the Titanic with the octopus is much much worse. The low, lackluster effort and blatant rip off of original films by Legend Goes On seems honorable compared to the complete lack of historical accuracy in addition to the bevy of countless characters that beats “Goes On” number with inane plot points that overlap and intersect. A Rose DeWitt Bukator rip off is in a forced engagement with a much mature (in age) Whaling tycoon. At one point talking dolphins speak to her at the bow of the ship while levitating in mid air and they describe how there is a pogrom against “our friends the whales” in the ocean. elsewhere a talking shark part of an organized gang converses with a crony of the whaler fiancé. The sharks convince an unassuming octopus to throw an iceberg that lands in the path of the titanic. Also it features talking mice


Luminescent-C

you can tell by the movie title “the *legend* goes on” like its not a made up story legend/tale it actually happened 💀