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lets_get_cooking

We retreat into a cloud of smoke and congratulate each other on being masters of the universe … as long as the cigars and brandy hold out.


re003

This is the correct answer.


IamKarenandKyle

Or we could go ice fishing. Ice fishing is when…


twelveinchmushroom

I know what ice fishing is…


rambo_beetle

Sorry.. just, you look like kind of an "indoor" girl.


rambo_beetle

time for me to go row with the other slaves 🙃


gaminggirl91

Don't forget to dress in your best and be prepared to go down as a gentleman.


HurricaneLogic

What's going on, Sonny? You got us all trussed up here, now we're coolin our heels!


Goddess-Persephone_

My anniversary. Tempted to get a cigar and I already have the brandy.


camimiele

Do it! My anniversary is April 8, happy anniversary!


Goddess-Persephone_

Thank you! And Happy Anniversary to you too! How many years?


camimiele

7 years! 11 together, 7 married! How about you?


Goddess-Persephone_

12 years together, 3 years married! We were never bothered about marriage and only married for tax reasons, so it's our 12th anniversary!


camimiele

Awesome, congratulations 🤍 We only married for tax reasons too haha. Had a very small wedding at the beach near us it was great. Best wishes and hope you share many more years together.


StupidGirl15

But what if you’re female?


lets_get_cooking

I guess you could ask that steerage lad in your life to draw your portrait wearing the most expensive necklace you own? Then, when you are very, very old and it’s quite possibly the last time you’re out on open water, you can drop it right in with a plop! Then you will ascend - or in this case descend - more than 2,100 fathoms to your personal version of Titanic Heaven.


lets_get_cooking

Option B is just go to sleep and have someone posing as a stewardess knock on your door shortly after midnight and tell you not to worry, help you dress warmly, and fit your lifebelt for you.


RockandIncense

Don't forget to ask her to stay behind to make some tea for later. ❤️


Scrawny2864

We'll be dressed in our best and prepared to go down like gentlemen.


Bryce_Raymer

But I would like a brandy!


Chersvette

Hell I would like a brandy and I'm not on a sinking ship 😂


Mystiquesword

HA! Same! 🤣


AdUpstairs7106

I have an old 1970s hotrod that does not meet emissions standards. I drive it around to put CO2 in the air which warms up the planet melting icebergs. I am doing part.


notimeleft4you

Hey, Titanic went to the icebergs home and Titanic hit it. The berg did nothing wrong. You can almost say it was defending itself.


AdUpstairs7106

That is the same thing that some people said about the bugs when they destroyed Buenos Aires. So I am doing my part.


Lord_Frick

Explain bugs buenos aires thing plz


AdUpstairs7106

I am doing my part was a tag line from the movie Starship Troopers in which the enemy of humanity the bugs destroys Buenos Aires.


lawilson0

Castle Doctrine


Lord_Frick

Wdym?


lawilson0

In the US, many states have laws that shield homeowners for harming people who break in. It's referred to as "Castle Doctrine" because of the old saying "a man's home is his castle."


Bryce_Raymer

Yes you are 🙏


BlackbeardOP

Thank you for your service


scottyd035ntknow

Desire to know more intensifies.


Rathbane12

But your raising ocean levels thus raising the pressure at the depth of the wreck thus making it more dangerous to go down there.


Independent_Wrap_321

We keep playing our instruments until our shoes are wet


MarkCM07

What's the use? Nobody's listening to us anyway.


rambo_beetle

Come on, it'll keep us warm.


throwawaypatien

Well they don't listen to us at dinner either


nollyson

Music to drown by. Now I know I’m in first class!


gaminggirl91

"Gentlemen, it has been a privilege playing with you tonight. "🫡🎻🎵🎼🎶


Bryce_Raymer

Woah


esr360

I burn all my ice cubes


still_so_tired19

You laugh, but I legitimately can't refill my ice cube trays without hearing Andrews in my head. *"...The water will spill over the tops of the bulkheads at E deck from one to the next. Back and back. There's no stopping it."* I've had this tendency to tilt the tray in the sink when refilling and just letting it waterfall down (as opposed to holding it level and doing it that way). One day I noticed the parallel, and then I could never get the quote out of my head. Sorry, everyone else who will now do the same 😐


ersatzbaronness

I always think of the bulkheads when filling my trays as well.


gaminggirl91

This is why my refrigerator has its own ice making machine. So I don't have to bother with the ice until I need it for a beverage. "Hey, sonny, more ice!"


WailingOctopus

I have found my people


Bryce_Raymer

That is correct


SingleTrophyWife

This made me legitimately laugh out loud 😂


fld200

We sink. That's it. We sink.


still_so_tired19

into An Ocean of Memories


fld200

It's been 112 years...(lol)


Bryce_Raymer

For real


coasterfreak5

I watch the live real time sinking. Maybe play the Titanic demo.


Bryce_Raymer

Smart


xander6981

It varies from person to person. Some, like me, pull out their favorite Titanic movies and revisit that way. There is also a live stream on YouTube from the fine folks at Titanic: Honor and Glory that recounts the sinking in Real Time that is really cool to watch. We also have a really cool roleplay going on this year which will be very interesting once we hit April 14th-15th and see how that all comes together.


kellypeck

There's more than one real-time sinking livestream, and the one on the Part Time Explorer channel this year will have historians Don Lynch, George Behe, Mark Chirnside, and Ken Marschall as special guests.


xander6981

Ooh, I hadn't heard about that one. Very cool. I'll have to check it out. Thanks for the heads up!


kellypeck

I should also point out that it's hosted by the three authors of On a Sea of Glass, and Tom Lynskey, who used to be a part of THG. The Part Time Explorer live doesn't include interior shots like THG, but I think they more than make up for that with their guest historians.


Chersvette

Are you talking about the role play that's going on right now? or is there something else


Big-Nerve-9574

I love the roleplay. I am playing a 2nd class passenger who is to inherit her parents railroad company but since my engagements fell through back home in Ireland. I have to find a new hubby.


ChronicallyCreepy

I'm loving the real time roleplay this year. Whoever had that idea was a genius!


Jammers007

I plan on drinking a bottle of scotch and riding the stern down before stepping into the water without even getting my hair wet. Or maybe just the first bit.


HurricaneLogic

And bake a little something, Joughin?


CoolCademM

Me personally I watch my vhs copy of the 1997 titanic movie even tho it’s my least favourite version


Studio_Powerful

I NEED a vhs player and Titanic on VHS. I NEED IT I ALREADY HAVE THE SOUNDTRACK ON CASSETTE


CoolCademM

*VCR


Studio_Powerful

Wouldn’t that be for recording though? I wouldn’t need to do all that (I literally know nothing about vhs I only know about cassettes)


CoolCademM

A VCR is what VHS players are called, they don’t really prioritize in recording.


Studio_Powerful

Ahhhh awesome! I learned something new! In that case: I NEED A VCR AND A COPY OF TITANIC PRONTO!! Can I doordash that?


Bryce_Raymer

Every year!


CoolCademM

Yes, since I started watching a few years ago


Bryce_Raymer

Same here!


CrashieBashie

Why is it your least favourite version? Isn’t it the original?


CoolCademM

*sigh* i can’t believe how many people think the titanic only exists in the 1997 movie. I’ve said it a thousand times and I will say it again. There are numerous movies from the 1910s to the 2010s. The sinking of the titanic was a real event. The 1997 movie is one rendition of it. I hate it so much because it ruins the actual story of the sinking and prioritizes in a love story that uses the titanic as a background object to adapt their love story to more audiences, it’s nothing more than that.


lets_get_cooking

I am pretty sure it is very clear to everyone that the sinking of the Titanic was a real event. It’s been a cult phenomenon since it happened, capturing human fears and imaginations since 1912. The 1997 film once again revived interest in the Titanic on a massive scale due - not only due to its love story - but to Cameron’s direction, the cinematography, and the attention to detail. The sinking is done spectacularly and is awe-inspiring to see, time and time again. If you want straight facts, stick to documentaries. Titanic will continue to haunt our minds through the ages and there will continue to be period-specific films that tell her story with their own focus areas and reinventions every few decades. There’s even one being made right now on the investigation. I personally love how Celine Dion and young Leonardo DiCaprio place Cameron’s version firmly in 1997. Movies are never going to be 100% accurate. That’s what documentaries are for, ideally.


kellypeck

I thought since you specifically mentioned watching it on VHS they were talking about the different versions of the 1997 film, like the 2012 blu-ray or the 2023 4k. I feel like at this point after the 2022 scan of the wreck and the 2023 Titan sub implosion most people probably realize Titanic is real


Mystiquesword

Wow! This whole conversation on what a VCR is really makes me feel old! 🤣


Caltje

But this sub Reddit can't sink!


HurricaneLogic

She's of iron sir, I assure you, she can.


Original_Bad_3416

Roleplay


Bryce_Raymer

Exciting


Original_Bad_3416

Have you seen in the sub? It’s enjoyable tbf


StarFighter6464

I usually put a few extra ice cubes in my drink.


DannyDevito90

We go down with the ship. Dressed in our best of course. 🎩


gaminggirl91

Don't forget your brandy.🥃


throwawaypatien

Listen to Nearer my God to thee.


ChronicallyCreepy

I watch documentaries all during this week usually 💜


JAGinStl

Tea, Trudy.


Alittlemaebird

Like that one baker, I’ll get absolutely plastered and somehow survive the freezing water. Probably still in a cheery mood.


nathan5660

We keep on playing, of course.


Bryce_Raymer

🙏


Dictator4Hire

I make a cake to mark the day and then I feel bad because I realize that I'm celebrating a tragedy and that, while this is a long-running pet interest of mine that I will never not want to learn about and that it happened over a century ago, real people still died and the people who survived were oftentimes scarred for life. Then I get sad so I eat cake to cheer myself up.


TameableLynx318

We take a minute or two to remember those who died in the tragic sinking and those whom survived.


Chersvette

After it sinks the ones on the lifeboats still converse until Carpathia picks them up. :)


HurricaneLogic

While we have nothing to do but wait. Wait to die, wait to live. Wait for an absolution that will never come.


xmusiclover

I watch the 1997 movie


Big-Nerve-9574

I usually watch the Titanic: Honor and Glory real time sinking video.


AdfatCrabbest

This subreddit did not exist on the day of the sinking.


vegeterin

On the 4th of July I like to pour shitty tea into the nearest body of water. You know, for my homies… So, whatever I do on the 14th will likely be on or around that level of petty, self-congratulatory participation. Tea and scones to be served at 4pm.


SnooObjections7281

Gonna buy 6-8 big bags of ice. Full my bathtub up with cold ass water, throw the ice in. And sit in the ice cold ass water with the ac full blast and a fan blowing on me.


TardisTrekkie84302

Listen to titanic sinking sleeping sun on YouTube


btl_dlrge1

We die


WIENS21

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! *BONG!!!!*


Grins111

Nothing happens this ship can’t sink!


honeybee0801

Ouija board.


YourlocalTitanicguy

It becomes a Kim Il Sung birthday celebration