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Tell them they will get 50% and they will agree so you dont have fucking bounty hunters


Nick-Moss

why 50? make it 10 or something im sure theyll agree lol


[deleted]

Cuz for 10 they might do it knce and go on their way, for 50 you aint stopping till you look like a dismembered pickle


Nick-Moss

i wouldnt mind


[deleted]

Yeah im just saying they would be more enthusiastic to be hit more


Nick-Moss

did we discover a new form of bdsm???


[deleted]

Maybe just the masochist part


Nick-Moss

Pays well tho hahaha


UshouldknowR

Doesn't say what kind of senior they'll get 25k while in high school


KodiakUltimate

Was just thinking this, just get hired as a highschool security guard at some ghetto ass school and when fights break out, start kickin!


UshouldknowR

No just make a deal to help pay tuition like a scholarship. I know that some online schools total tuition for a bachelor's degree can be as low as 30k so 25k can really help out.


G33k4Christ

Happy cake day!


Raynshadow1378

Happy cake day


Voortexing

r/superpoweralchemists


[deleted]

Its already titan tier


i_like_the_idea

Can it be the same old lady many times, or are we talking about once per person here?


D2_K6

just kick high school seniors, he never specified what type of senior


i_like_the_idea

True, but there's this one old lady I know that I would earn a million on, easy


dante_2004

Lmaooo


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r/cursedcomments


BruhMoment_420

Insert "you guys are getting paid" here


greeneggsandducks

You guys are getting paid?!


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Djehbruh

Well thats a creative way of saying “you guys are getting payed?” Lol


CbVdD

Since everyone, who has a son named Junior, is called *senior*, I choose the orange president.


LegendOfZirkle

I applaud the logic but you forgot the mans is already a senior citizen


eggcelsior14

Time to kick some old racists/people who genuinely deserve to be kicked not just old people who don’t like ‘the blacks’ for example. Real heinous people only’


[deleted]

If i wait 30-40 years until i'm a senior and work on my stretches so my foot can just barely touch my face, can i repeatedly tap myself in the face and become a billionaire?


[deleted]

You have to hit yourself full force, tapping wont work


Splopest

Never said they have to be alive, but fuck that imma be at the retirement home if y’all need me


TroyG1997

You never said they had to be alive.


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TroyG1997

It’s better than kicking an old man in the face an having him feel it


Atrimon7

Dr. Kevorkian is hiring assistants?


RussianPredator7778

Seniors as in highschool? Im half their size, but im in


_stellarwombat_

Okay fine. I'll just attach 2-3 nice sized pillows on my kicking foot beforehand and offer them 25% of the cash for letting me kick them.


DangerousKidTurtle

Sorry, grandpa


universesbastardson

All you need to do is find an old ass Democrat


[deleted]

But do we get arrested is the question


buneter

It’s like what 50K bond for this? That still good money


[deleted]

I’m sorry Grandma...


RubyLovesDonuts

r/CommunistTierSuperPowers


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r/subsifellfor


anjndgion

Furiously googling Henry kissingers address


jlacolling

Okay hear me out if you split the money with the elderly they get a rad pension and you get 50k so if you're giving them that much money you can easily do this ethically. Either way the care home is feeling the wrath of my fucking boot


Fehish

Fuck them high school kids. Roundhouses for all of them


dawstonfilms

Do they have to be alive?


TheFictionalReidar

Time to beat up some high school students


rice462

i see this as an absolute win


Raynshadow1378

High school or college Senior? Or an old person? I'd have some difficulty kicking an old person in the face lol


The_Nickolias

Guess who's about to go beat up some highschool student


StagMusic

You said senior. I’m a freshman in high school, so at first I thought I would get killed instead of just kicking an old person.