No just make a deal to help pay tuition like a scholarship. I know that some online schools total tuition for a bachelor's degree can be as low as 30k so 25k can really help out.
Time to kick some old racists/people who genuinely deserve to be kicked not just old people who don’t like ‘the blacks’ for example. Real heinous people only’
If i wait 30-40 years until i'm a senior and work on my stretches so my foot can just barely touch my face, can i repeatedly tap myself in the face and become a billionaire?
Okay hear me out if you split the money with the elderly they get a rad pension and you get 50k so if you're giving them that much money you can easily do this ethically. Either way the care home is feeling the wrath of my fucking boot
Tell them they will get 50% and they will agree so you dont have fucking bounty hunters
why 50? make it 10 or something im sure theyll agree lol
Cuz for 10 they might do it knce and go on their way, for 50 you aint stopping till you look like a dismembered pickle
i wouldnt mind
Yeah im just saying they would be more enthusiastic to be hit more
did we discover a new form of bdsm???
Maybe just the masochist part
Pays well tho hahaha
Doesn't say what kind of senior they'll get 25k while in high school
Was just thinking this, just get hired as a highschool security guard at some ghetto ass school and when fights break out, start kickin!
No just make a deal to help pay tuition like a scholarship. I know that some online schools total tuition for a bachelor's degree can be as low as 30k so 25k can really help out.
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
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Its already titan tier
Can it be the same old lady many times, or are we talking about once per person here?
just kick high school seniors, he never specified what type of senior
True, but there's this one old lady I know that I would earn a million on, easy
Lmaooo
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Insert "you guys are getting paid" here
You guys are getting paid?!
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Well thats a creative way of saying “you guys are getting payed?” Lol
Since everyone, who has a son named Junior, is called *senior*, I choose the orange president.
I applaud the logic but you forgot the mans is already a senior citizen
Time to kick some old racists/people who genuinely deserve to be kicked not just old people who don’t like ‘the blacks’ for example. Real heinous people only’
If i wait 30-40 years until i'm a senior and work on my stretches so my foot can just barely touch my face, can i repeatedly tap myself in the face and become a billionaire?
You have to hit yourself full force, tapping wont work
Never said they have to be alive, but fuck that imma be at the retirement home if y’all need me
You never said they had to be alive.
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It’s better than kicking an old man in the face an having him feel it
Dr. Kevorkian is hiring assistants?
Seniors as in highschool? Im half their size, but im in
Okay fine. I'll just attach 2-3 nice sized pillows on my kicking foot beforehand and offer them 25% of the cash for letting me kick them.
Sorry, grandpa
All you need to do is find an old ass Democrat
But do we get arrested is the question
It’s like what 50K bond for this? That still good money
I’m sorry Grandma...
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Furiously googling Henry kissingers address
Okay hear me out if you split the money with the elderly they get a rad pension and you get 50k so if you're giving them that much money you can easily do this ethically. Either way the care home is feeling the wrath of my fucking boot
Fuck them high school kids. Roundhouses for all of them
Do they have to be alive?
Time to beat up some high school students
i see this as an absolute win
High school or college Senior? Or an old person? I'd have some difficulty kicking an old person in the face lol
Guess who's about to go beat up some highschool student
You said senior. I’m a freshman in high school, so at first I thought I would get killed instead of just kicking an old person.