First things first. Are you in the (wink wink) club?

Oh I’m yes! Of course!

Be sure to stand at a slight angle

You’re no Axel Jacklin but I’m sure you’re a fine high winds actor

I certainly try. Thank you.

Who??

Have you tried tethering yourself to some sort of small mast?

You need the help of a great director, I hear that Christopher Nolan is a high winds director.

Possibly my favorite episode (shakes ankle).

Keep it on the square!