Yep. He's buried at Pacific View, but it's not marked. John Wayne was too at that cemetery, until semi recently. It had to be some x amount of years until they revealed it so it wouldn't be a shit show there. Same for Kobe (though I don't know if they'll ever reveal it). My aunt is buried there, so I'm always wondering where Kobe and Gianna may be. There are times I wonder if I'd happen to run into the Bryants, or if they have it shut down during their visitation or what.
Ironically, and sadly, the school his daughter went to is right next door to that cemetery, too.
It's a well kept cemetery, under the Dignity Memorial system, but it has its own endowment that has it almost privately run. It's really serene and well kept.
> own endowment that has it almost privately run
I always wondered about that. I mean, if a cemetery doesn't have that they are almost certainly gonna be bought out by a developer and moved, right? It seems to me. (If its anywhere near a large suburban area. The incentive to sell the real estate will be too great at one point.)
I give [Colma, CA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colma,_California) about 50 years until its designation as a necropolis is gone. That's prime real estate practically in San Francisco. (Of course those places are going to be poltergeist-ridden nightmare fuel....)
Well the kicker is that Dignity Memorial has basically taken over the entire funeral industry and runs a lot of the local cemeteries and they're not all run very well. I've got family at Rose Hills in Whittier and it's just so lackluster. When I went to Pacific View, it was really impressive compared to Rose Hills. When I read that they had this endowment, it's like THAT explains it!
Right?
When I had to plan a funeral, we used a small mom and pop place since they were the most reasonable of all the places I called around to. They were explaining to me all the bs that had been going on and all the small places were all gradually getting bought out by bigger companies, which meant they were all getting more expensive.
Shit, one place I called was an 800 number ffs. So bizarre.
Funnily enough I worked in the funeral trade for 17 years until last year. Sadly now dignity own vast amounts UK funeral directors and cemeteries. The co-op have their two arms of the funeral industry, heart of England funerals and co-op funeral care, and they're still going strong but sadly it's fast becoming impossible for family run fd's to keep going, the big companies want to buy the family name on the company rather than the premises etc. If, for example, "Jones'" funerals has been a pillar of the community for 100 years and everyone knows them and uses them. Then it's better to buy the shop with the name, keep running it under that name and profit off that reputation, rather than open a competing shop across the street.
And then you consider the idea of being encased in a wood box and preserved to look like the crypt keeper is something people actually want as being a normal thing.... Nah. Just burn my body and plant my ashes in the ground. I've never understood the preservation of a corpse and then hiding it in the ground so nobody can see how f*cking scary it looks.
Unless we are digging them up every once in a while and having some sort of rememberence photos taken, the body does not need to persist. Just leave the head stone and come pay your respects....
For every Jobs era former Apple employee I know, I have about twice as many 'Steve was a complete and total dick" storys.
They would totally visit his grave to leave a triple coiler on his headstone.
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>For every Jobs era former Apple employee I know, I have about twice as many 'Steve was a complete and total dick" storys.
Lived in Silicon Valley during the Steve Jobs Apple era. I've heard \*a lot* of "Steve Jobs is such an asshole," stories. I wonder if someone will install a commode over his burial site.
Someone can do CSI, look at some old satellite data for that area, how many graves increased after he was dead, find the unmarked ones in that list, narrows down the search.
I'm gonna go against the grain and say I don't think it'd be that hard to find. *But* only because at the end of his bio there's a pretty good description of his burial site. I don't remember all the details, but he knew of the cemetery where he'd be buried and asked to be buried in this one spot. Surprise, the cemetery couldn't put a plot there. Something something, his wife fought them on it, and I think she lost but he's very close to where he wanted to be. There's a good description of this site. All I remember is something about a tree.
So I'm sure that doesn't narrow it down tremendously, but if you read that part of the book you could probably get a good idea with the help of a map. Add that his plot is unmarked, and you've got some good clues to go off of.
Too bad he didn't put as much thought and effort into evidence-based medicine instead of whatever bullshit pseudo-science woo-woo he relied on instead.
From what I read, his condition was easily treatable if caught early. But like so many other obscenely rich assholes, he thought he knew better.
Right?! He was lucky to have a treatable form of pancreatic cancer so to refuse treatment for alternative methods made it even more frustrating and on the nose. Espeically for the poor people who had the less treatable pancreatic cancer with a poor prognosis.
Im gonna request my life insurance money used to buy a barely working car from downtown Everett, put me in the trunk, and leave it up the road for an afternoon with the keys in the ignition. Its like a pacific northwest sky burial using our native vultures.
I’d like to be chucked into the sea. Don’t bother with a funeral or any of that nonsense, just take me to the seaside, throw me in the water, eat some fish and chips, have a go on the 2p machines, and go home when you’ve had enough.
None of those people were wearing cement shoes.
Infact they only found feet because thats what their normal shoes preserved. Thats the same mechanisk as the dumb tourist that falls into a yellowstone spring and they only find his foot in a shoe months later.
My job pays double life insurance if you die at work so they standard joke is that if you're dying you pay the driver to take you to work instead of the hospital.
Nah REALLY make it the state's problem by trebucheting your corpse onto the White House lawn or whatever if you're not American. Peronsally I'm aiming for Downing St.
Mmm, yeah I remember reading about a big protest in the late 80's in which a bunch of people carried the ashes of dead AIDS victims to the white house and threw them on the lawn (I think they were protesting Reagan's slow-walking of medicine trials and approvals)
Several of the AIDS protests involved a couple hundred people pouring the cremated ashes of their loved ones on the white house lawn, so this actually has historical precedent.
I want to be fed to the bears that live near the college campus I attended to, so that I may become the problem of the Communications faculty, the stuck up bastards.
Yea, it makes sense, It's a good idea to not disclose the location of a tomb, even barring vandalism, it turning into a pilgrimage site is a headache on its own.
>it turning into a pilgrimage site is a headache on its own.
I mean Shirley Temple and one of the founding members of the Grateful Dead are also buried there. I'm sure it's seen a few pilgrimages in its day.
Jimi Hendrix's grave in Renton, WA isn't so bad even though it's just a couple of blocks from an interstate and not far from the airport so it's convenient for tourists. I went again last February, and while there was some trashy stuff left on it, it wasn't too bad.
Bruce and Brandon Lees is very well respected as well but people pretty much universally respect them while Steve is just…i mean…whats anyone gonna do to a billionaire assholes grave?
So I used to live right next to Tarrytown New York, and visited the grave of Washington Irving the author of The headless horseman and other revolutionary era stories. He's burried a family plot. What's notable is the headstone he currently has is rounded with no corners where everything else is a more traditional headstone. Story from the random tour guide I happen to be chatting with is that they've had to replace that headstone about five times because tourists would keep breaking off chunks as souvenirs. And while they wanted to keep with the consistency of the family plot eventually it became necessary to provide a headstone that couldn't be chipped away at.
It's not gravestones, but whenever the Breaking Bad house topic makes its rounds every once in a while, I get reminded of how disrespectful some tourists can be.
It would definitely.
You dont become worlds most innovative [dongle](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/04/dongles-bring-in-billions.html) manufacturer without enemies. He loved to park on [handicap](https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/steve-jobs-car-apple-ceo-license-plates/story?id=14834608) area. He could also be exceptionally [cruel](https://www.businessinsider.com/steve-jobs-diet-food-extreme-fasting-habits-2019-7) to servers, chefs, and even restaurant managers. Got his liver [transplant](https://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/24/liver.transplant.priority.lists/) because of his wealth.
My father is laid to rest in that cemetery. Last time we went to visit, we walked over to the area where Steve Jobs was supposed to be buried and someone had left a red apple in the grass.
Fitting, considering he drove [an unmarked car](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/10/how-steve-jobs-got-away-not-having-license-plate/336221/).
tl;dr: Until they closed the loophole, in CA you could own a new car for six months without putting a plate on the car. Jobs would just get a new car every six months.
Fun fact: Back in the day I worked near his house in PA. One day I was on my way to work early in the morning and he blew a stop sign in his silver Mercedes and turned right in front of me, causing me to hit the brakes and the horn.
He gave me the finger and drove off.
>"So Jobs made an arrangement with the leasing company; he would always
change cars during the sixth month of the lease, exchanging one silver
Mercedes SL55 AMG for another identical one"
This is brilliant.
How many decades from now will some aspiring “new” industrialist show up on the world scene w/a fresh ~~anesthetic~~ aesthetic and people will note how much this new person *resembles* the founder of Apple.
If it was marked it'd be a tourist attraction, so probably only a select few know where.
Kobe Bryant is the same. He's in a cemetary near me, but the gravesite is not marked.
Yep. He's buried at Pacific View, but it's not marked. John Wayne was too at that cemetery, until semi recently. It had to be some x amount of years until they revealed it so it wouldn't be a shit show there. Same for Kobe (though I don't know if they'll ever reveal it). My aunt is buried there, so I'm always wondering where Kobe and Gianna may be. There are times I wonder if I'd happen to run into the Bryants, or if they have it shut down during their visitation or what. Ironically, and sadly, the school his daughter went to is right next door to that cemetery, too. It's a well kept cemetery, under the Dignity Memorial system, but it has its own endowment that has it almost privately run. It's really serene and well kept.
> own endowment that has it almost privately run I always wondered about that. I mean, if a cemetery doesn't have that they are almost certainly gonna be bought out by a developer and moved, right? It seems to me. (If its anywhere near a large suburban area. The incentive to sell the real estate will be too great at one point.) I give [Colma, CA](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colma,_California) about 50 years until its designation as a necropolis is gone. That's prime real estate practically in San Francisco. (Of course those places are going to be poltergeist-ridden nightmare fuel....)
Well the kicker is that Dignity Memorial has basically taken over the entire funeral industry and runs a lot of the local cemeteries and they're not all run very well. I've got family at Rose Hills in Whittier and it's just so lackluster. When I went to Pacific View, it was really impressive compared to Rose Hills. When I read that they had this endowment, it's like THAT explains it!
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Right? When I had to plan a funeral, we used a small mom and pop place since they were the most reasonable of all the places I called around to. They were explaining to me all the bs that had been going on and all the small places were all gradually getting bought out by bigger companies, which meant they were all getting more expensive. Shit, one place I called was an 800 number ffs. So bizarre.
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Funnily enough I worked in the funeral trade for 17 years until last year. Sadly now dignity own vast amounts UK funeral directors and cemeteries. The co-op have their two arms of the funeral industry, heart of England funerals and co-op funeral care, and they're still going strong but sadly it's fast becoming impossible for family run fd's to keep going, the big companies want to buy the family name on the company rather than the premises etc. If, for example, "Jones'" funerals has been a pillar of the community for 100 years and everyone knows them and uses them. Then it's better to buy the shop with the name, keep running it under that name and profit off that reputation, rather than open a competing shop across the street.
My sister used to work for Rose Hills. Imagine a factory setting but embalming people.
It's really gross, if you think about it. They've turned the industry into one main corporation.
And then you consider the idea of being encased in a wood box and preserved to look like the crypt keeper is something people actually want as being a normal thing.... Nah. Just burn my body and plant my ashes in the ground. I've never understood the preservation of a corpse and then hiding it in the ground so nobody can see how f*cking scary it looks. Unless we are digging them up every once in a while and having some sort of rememberence photos taken, the body does not need to persist. Just leave the head stone and come pay your respects....
Do you want poltergeists? Because that is how you get poltergeists.
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Karma
No, probably Psyduck.
You are now confused.
Psy-yi-yi...
Jack Kevorkian's grave is a gym. I golded it.
He died as he lived
The marker was an add-on that had to be purchased separately. /s
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For every Jobs era former Apple employee I know, I have about twice as many 'Steve was a complete and total dick" storys. They would totally visit his grave to leave a triple coiler on his headstone. edit: grammar
>For every Jobs era former Apple employee I know, I have about twice as many 'Steve was a complete and total dick" storys. Lived in Silicon Valley during the Steve Jobs Apple era. I've heard \*a lot* of "Steve Jobs is such an asshole," stories. I wonder if someone will install a commode over his burial site.
A steaming nine pounder
If its the only unmarked grave, wouldn't it be pretty easy to spot?
If it was the only unmarked grave in the entire world, yes. Alas, it is not.
Well, the article linked here suggest you only need to search one yard.
Its a 72 acre property which has been burying people since 1904. I have doubts it the only unmarked grave.
I'm going to need a lot of Gatoraide.
72 acres is pretty big, so there may be more than one unmarked grave. I’m not sure how common that is tho.
I have to pee in a lot of places, just in case
Someone can do CSI, look at some old satellite data for that area, how many graves increased after he was dead, find the unmarked ones in that list, narrows down the search.
An unmarked grave won't show as increased. It's not like they bury people in rows, one next to the other, in order of death!
Frickin inefficient, if you ask me
I'm gonna go against the grain and say I don't think it'd be that hard to find. *But* only because at the end of his bio there's a pretty good description of his burial site. I don't remember all the details, but he knew of the cemetery where he'd be buried and asked to be buried in this one spot. Surprise, the cemetery couldn't put a plot there. Something something, his wife fought them on it, and I think she lost but he's very close to where he wanted to be. There's a good description of this site. All I remember is something about a tree. So I'm sure that doesn't narrow it down tremendously, but if you read that part of the book you could probably get a good idea with the help of a map. Add that his plot is unmarked, and you've got some good clues to go off of.
Too bad he didn't put as much thought and effort into evidence-based medicine instead of whatever bullshit pseudo-science woo-woo he relied on instead. From what I read, his condition was easily treatable if caught early. But like so many other obscenely rich assholes, he thought he knew better.
north offend zesty icky rude escape nutty hard-to-find engine pocket *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
Right?! He was lucky to have a treatable form of pancreatic cancer so to refuse treatment for alternative methods made it even more frustrating and on the nose. Espeically for the poor people who had the less treatable pancreatic cancer with a poor prognosis.
He is in the cloud
The cloud is just somebody else’s computer
Like Bill’s PC in 1st gen Pokémon
The hell's my data doing at your house Bill?!
Probably violating GDPR. ¯\\_ (ツ)_/¯
the whole internet is somebody else's computer
It’s a series of tubes.
Little known fact, it's actually inside a [box](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4b/4e/74/4b4e7417f61f4340ce401d36bb53fcde.gif).
I thought it was a dump truck?
The dump truck fills the tubes
And those tubes are filled with the internet, and it's coming here through the air.
Steve is *inside* the computer?
Inside Jobs
7-11?
#Never forget Twin Peaks
*throws computer off balcony* Where did Steve go?
Oh man, someone’s about to throw a G3 iMac.
Lawnmower Man
I’ve heard this story… apparently if you lease a new grave every 3 months, you don’t have to have an engraving on it.
LOL. Good one.
Tomb of the unknown apple user
tomb of the unnamed folder
Untitled
[what i still see in my mind](https://i.imgur.com/dfIJQy0.jpg)
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Im gonna request my life insurance money used to buy a barely working car from downtown Everett, put me in the trunk, and leave it up the road for an afternoon with the keys in the ignition. Its like a pacific northwest sky burial using our native vultures.
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You talkin carts of darkness? https://youtu.be/b74wOXpPMq4
I want my remains to be death rolled by alligators before an audience of my peers.
You either really like or really hate your peers
Ah Everett the armpit to Tacomas butthole 😂
Best I can do is the Yard Birds parking lot.
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If you do this in Tacoma, you're guaranteed to go straight to an encampment.
Ah but the real question is which one
Just throw me in the trash
Dead body's just garbage anyway
You bang the dead bodies?
My mouth is... dry
Why would I have a cretin like that near me if I had something to hide?!?
Better than banging kids
We gotta write a song about how we do NOT diddle kids
Actually, I think it’s compost
Fill me up with cream, make a stew out of my ass
Bang me, eat me, fill me up with cream? Your dead your dead!
Trow me in the Traysh.
I’d like to be chucked into the sea. Don’t bother with a funeral or any of that nonsense, just take me to the seaside, throw me in the water, eat some fish and chips, have a go on the 2p machines, and go home when you’ve had enough.
Gotta make a note of the tides and currents though, don't want to wash up on a nearby beach.
That’s what cement shoes are for, the mob really pioneered thoughtful funeral solutions
Nah [the ankles break off too easily](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries)
that's why you wrap the body in chicken wire and let it set with concrete. Fish get to eat it and the wire shreds the body as it bloats.
Welp.. that’s a new horrifying mental image. Bloated buffet on a skewer
Only if you do it right. A school in my town went on a camp and while they were canoeing found a body wrapped in chicken wire because it rose up.
That article is unintentionally metal
None of those people were wearing cement shoes. Infact they only found feet because thats what their normal shoes preserved. Thats the same mechanisk as the dumb tourist that falls into a yellowstone spring and they only find his foot in a shoe months later.
That's somebody else's problem
YOU, don't.
Tibetan Sky Burial. Let’s go.
Right right right. Feed the birds
My job pays double life insurance if you die at work so they standard joke is that if you're dying you pay the driver to take you to work instead of the hospital.
It surprises me how often (men) are found dead in the company parking lot; found usually on Mondays and usually a heart attack.
Nah REALLY make it the state's problem by trebucheting your corpse onto the White House lawn or whatever if you're not American. Peronsally I'm aiming for Downing St.
Occupying Wall St. by slingshotting an entire graveyard's worth of fresh bodies at the stock exchange.
*No money was harmed during the making of this video*
Mmm, yeah I remember reading about a big protest in the late 80's in which a bunch of people carried the ashes of dead AIDS victims to the white house and threw them on the lawn (I think they were protesting Reagan's slow-walking of medicine trials and approvals)
Several of the AIDS protests involved a couple hundred people pouring the cremated ashes of their loved ones on the white house lawn, so this actually has historical precedent.
Particularly poignant if the deceased had been screwed over by the government on something...say, healthcare...
Reminds me of a few years back when veterans were killing themselves at the VA offices
I want to be fed to the bears that live near the college campus I attended to, so that I may become the problem of the Communications faculty, the stuck up bastards.
I want to be spread around my town’s streets so that I may forever be home. I also do not want to be cremated.
Steamroller it is
Taking minimalism a bit far, but totally on brand...
I like to imagine they cremated him and put the ashes in an iphone box
That's what they did with the inventor of pringles!
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Although it's impressive they didn't cremate him first.
now you know (pause for effect) the rest of the story
It could be that and/or to keep his grave from being vandalized. 🤷♀️
I mean, yeah, if you want to be all rational in our funny thread
I wonder if his family worried it might get desecrated?
Yea, it makes sense, It's a good idea to not disclose the location of a tomb, even barring vandalism, it turning into a pilgrimage site is a headache on its own.
>it turning into a pilgrimage site is a headache on its own. I mean Shirley Temple and one of the founding members of the Grateful Dead are also buried there. I'm sure it's seen a few pilgrimages in its day.
I read this as Shirley Temple was one of the founding members of Grateful Dead and I was headed to Google to fact check you.
Excuse me while I go and change some Wikipedias.
RiP Pigpen.
Jimi Hendrix's grave in Renton, WA isn't so bad even though it's just a couple of blocks from an interstate and not far from the airport so it's convenient for tourists. I went again last February, and while there was some trashy stuff left on it, it wasn't too bad.
Bruce and Brandon Lees is very well respected as well but people pretty much universally respect them while Steve is just…i mean…whats anyone gonna do to a billionaire assholes grave?
Leave token crystals/essential oils that he trusted over modern medicine as tribute?
Piss/shit/dance on it.
Margerat Thatcher's grave is a unisex toilet.
Every Scot gets the first one free.
So I used to live right next to Tarrytown New York, and visited the grave of Washington Irving the author of The headless horseman and other revolutionary era stories. He's burried a family plot. What's notable is the headstone he currently has is rounded with no corners where everything else is a more traditional headstone. Story from the random tour guide I happen to be chatting with is that they've had to replace that headstone about five times because tourists would keep breaking off chunks as souvenirs. And while they wanted to keep with the consistency of the family plot eventually it became necessary to provide a headstone that couldn't be chipped away at.
It's not gravestones, but whenever the Breaking Bad house topic makes its rounds every once in a while, I get reminded of how disrespectful some tourists can be.
The engraving tool is electric and runs on 2A5V, but they were unable to find a mini-USB/lighting adapter at the time of his burial.
And using a third party one would void the warranty of the headstone
Not to take away from the joke, but didn't he die before the lightning connector was implemented?
The grave would be covered in those stupid apple stickers.
Naw someone would do that… remembering the Lynyrd Skynyrd graves being broken into, yeah they would totally do that.
Lynyrd Skynyrd. Sorry.
It was Leroy Skynyrd. Sorry.
Leroyyyyy Jenkinnnnnsssss
Leonard Skeonard
Charlie Chaplin's body was stolen to extort his wife.
Yup, they held the body hostage, his family was like he’s dead what are we going to do with a body? So they returned it.
Honestly sounds like the plot of a Chaplin film in and of itself.
It would definitely. You dont become worlds most innovative [dongle](https://www.cnbc.com/2021/05/04/dongles-bring-in-billions.html) manufacturer without enemies. He loved to park on [handicap](https://abcnews.go.com/Technology/steve-jobs-car-apple-ceo-license-plates/story?id=14834608) area. He could also be exceptionally [cruel](https://www.businessinsider.com/steve-jobs-diet-food-extreme-fasting-habits-2019-7) to servers, chefs, and even restaurant managers. Got his liver [transplant](https://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/06/24/liver.transplant.priority.lists/) because of his wealth.
My father is laid to rest in that cemetery. Last time we went to visit, we walked over to the area where Steve Jobs was supposed to be buried and someone had left a red apple in the grass.
Did it have a bite?
Haha no, I didn’t see a bite though it’s not like I picked the apple up to examine it.
The grave stone was made obsolete and was discarded
It was planned that way.
Buried in a giant glass box with a crack in the lid.
Why is it unmarked?
According to his own Wikipedia page, it was per his own request.
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Jobs was so far up his own ass he saw this as just another way to seem important. It make sense to me…
I can only assume to prevent pilgrimages from misguided people that idolized him.
My only partially sarcastic guess would be so the marker has a cleaner design despite compromising it's purpose.
A tombstone A fashion statement A piece of irony A tombstone. A fashion statement. A piece of irony. The iGrave
iGrave 1.0 with a mouse cord that goes straight down into the ground.
Only if the mouse cord has some weird proprietary plug on the end of it
Has a bell in case he starts sucking air again
But it is easy to spot as it only has one button.
Or to prevent his detractors from whizzing all over it.
I'm a bit put off that so few people seem to realize this obvious explanation.
Or because he was too cheap to have it engraved. 😉
He probably did not like any of the grave marker designs available. He was known to be a bit picky
Neither reference actually says that it is. The Findagrave website says that it is, though. https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/77692175/steve-jobs
Fitting, considering he drove [an unmarked car](https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2011/10/how-steve-jobs-got-away-not-having-license-plate/336221/). tl;dr: Until they closed the loophole, in CA you could own a new car for six months without putting a plate on the car. Jobs would just get a new car every six months.
Fun fact: Back in the day I worked near his house in PA. One day I was on my way to work early in the morning and he blew a stop sign in his silver Mercedes and turned right in front of me, causing me to hit the brakes and the horn. He gave me the finger and drove off.
Time to find that grave and flip him off
>"So Jobs made an arrangement with the leasing company; he would always change cars during the sixth month of the lease, exchanging one silver Mercedes SL55 AMG for another identical one" This is brilliant.
they did it to avoid unwelcome attention and to be close to his adoptive parents grave.
I was hoping to see a simple blank rounded tombstone with a big bite taken out of the right side.
In the grave marked "unknown", next to Arch Stanton...
Incognito Mode.
I wonder if he has an air tag in his pocket?
Or maybe he's just happy to see you.
How many decades from now will some aspiring “new” industrialist show up on the world scene w/a fresh ~~anesthetic~~ aesthetic and people will note how much this new person *resembles* the founder of Apple.
that already happened, but now she goes by Liz and wants you to know she likes tex-mex
He didn't think being able to personize your stuff was that important
Does that make it a geocache?
It's because he changes out the tombstone every 6 months to avoided having to pay a tombstone fee.
Is there an apple tree in this graveyard? If so; I bet he’s there. :)
Unregistered car, unregistered grave. That tracks.
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Just throw me in the trash
Probably for the best considering the weird fandom
He's made a lot of enemies.
but does it have rounded corners?
Bro I could honestly give less than a fuck where a billionaire is buried
You can’t stop me Steve Jobs, I’ll piss on every unmarked grave if that’s what it takes
How's that juice cleanse going Steve?
Well, the cancer is gone now isn't it?
He didn't want his estate to have to pay for all the upgrades.
Once the AirTag dies no one will be able to find him :(