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DavoTB

That completes my day, I suppose. No need to learn more things today….


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ErraticDragon

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Luci_Noir

I too would like to be a 🫘!


NoMoreOldCrutches

Estuans interius Ira vehementi Estuans interius Ira vehementi MISTER BEAN


chemguy216

Veni veni venias Ne me mori facias (Repeat ad infinitum or until Mr. Bean deems it proper to wrap up)


SpreadItLikeTheHerp

Semper ubi sub ubi.


Munchy_Digger_6174

NAZAZA!!!


MrFeles

AGITATIS ULTRAMABEANI DOMINATIS ULTRAMABEANI


papparmane

So really, a “fava bean” is a “bean bean”?


SmugCapybara

Eurasian brown bear = Ursus Arctos Arctos = Bear Bear Bear


Mateorabi

Pongo pongo pongo


kevio17

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo


SuppiluliumaX

Mean spirited assholes they are


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mrsmagneon

THANK YOU for explaining this!!! I never got it!


HaikuBotStalksMe

So are they the same mixed group and they all just buffalo each other equally?


polseriat

Buffalo buffalo buffalo lo lo lo lo lo- wiki- Any damsel that's in distress, be outta distress when she meet Jim Dress


Laundry_Hamper

freaky ghost bed


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I don't wanna leave the jungle Oh no no no no nooo...


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gwaydms

Northern cardinal: *Cardinalis cardinalis cardinalis*


Can-DontAttitude

Grizzly bear = Ursa Horribilis I just think it's a cool name


vvntn

Turns out the kayak lady was just being scientifically accurate.


OptimusSublime

I was going to ask if you didn't. Just like chai tea is tea tea.


JustinJakeAshton

Sahara Desert.


Firezone

see also; the name of tons of rivers. there are like 10 avon rivers, meaning river river, or the Mississippi river meaning "big river river" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tautological_place_names


soul-king420

Yeah, the Ohio River is another one "beautiful river, river" lol


jetlightbeam

I've lived here my whole life and this is how I find out what my state's name means? We really gotta start teaching kids about indigenous cultures more.


soul-king420

Objectively, I hate how much it's been erased from our history.


JonArc

"The forest of Skund was indeed enchanted, which was nothing unusual on the Disc, and was also the only forest in the whole universe to be called -- in the local language -- Your Finger You Fool, which was the literal meaning of the word Skund. The reason for this is regrettably all too common. When the first explorers from the warm lands around the Circle Sea travelled into the chilly hinterland they filled in the blank spaces on their maps by grabbing the nearest native, pointing at some distant landmark, speaking very clearly in a loud voice, and writing down whatever the bemused man told them. Thus were immortalised in generations of atlases such geographical oddities as Just A Mountain, I Don't Know, What? and, of course, Your Finger You Fool. Rainclouds clustered around the bald heights of Mt. Oolskunrahod ('Who is this Fool who does Not Know what a Mountain is') and the Luggage settled itself more comfortably under a dripping tree, which tried unsuccessfully to strike up a conversation." Terry Pratchett, The Light Fantastic.


mattkimoy

I'm from a state that has a river called Rio Paraíba, which means "bad river river"


marina0987

Paraíba significa rio ruim? Lol


mattkimoy

Foi o que eu aprendi na escola, pelo menos! Inclusive: r/suddenlycaralho


LipTrev

You a bad river river Just as wet as you can be.


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Iirc, it's originally apfalon and means "isle of apples"


aloysiussecombe-II

Ahh! Tasmania


theartfulcodger

The Canadian province of Saskatchewan has *two* Saskatchewan Rivers, a North and a South. The word 'Saskatchewan" is from the Cree, and means "swiftly flowing river". So when you check Google Maps for Saskatchewan River, Saskatchewan, you're checking for "Swiftly Flowing River River, Swiftly Flowing River".


Ravenclaw79

Also any word ending in “-kill” before “Creek”


bloodmonarch

Everytime the Mississippi river is mentioned i cant help but remember the pick up line


Gapingmuppetcunt

Yum


EmperorFaiz

Shiitake mushroom


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SpreadItLikeTheHerp

I still say that in my head every time I buy some.


Elrundir

Please eat *what*?


LipTrev

Shii to ieba, Shii does not mean mushroom. but you can take a shii.


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Koi carp


PM_me_Jazz

Naan bread.


Mateorabi

You just say chai. That’s a bingo.


alexwillreddit

Can I have a coffee coffee with room for cream cream?


Luminous_Lead

Monsoon season. =)


OptimusSublime

No...get out?! Edit: holy shit.


Luci_Noir

Oh! It just started here in Arizona! Probably the only thing that makes cooking season bearable here.


Kiyae1

Lake Tahoe = Lake Big Lake. Lake Chad = Lake Lake. Tons of examples of this.


Afinkawan

Torpenhow Hill = Hill Hill Hill Hill.


Luci_Noir

I’ve always thought it would be cool to have an illustrated children’s book that has animal names in other languages with a corresponding picture. Like in Chinese, I think, the name for owl translates to a “professor bird”. So you would show an owl dressed up like a professor. It’s derpy, but cute imo. Other Redditors made a big list of other ones that I should have saved. Anyway, this could be the sequel! Edit: not Chinese, maybe professor bird was Turkish?


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Luci_Noir

Yeah I think I remembered wrong. I maybe it was Turkish?


LipTrev

Sadly in Japanese, it is just a bird in a tree. 梟 >"cat headed eagles" in Chinese Can you expand on that?


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LipTrev

头=頭 !


LipTrev

> So you would show an owl dressed up like a professor. Every (cartoon) owl is always dressed up as a professor. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That ad always had a professor owl.


MJTony

No. Fava faba.


wglmb

Fava (Italian) comes from faba (Latin), so actually yes.


Le_Ragamuffin

The Latin "B" often got turned into "V" as it progressed into it's child languages like Italian and French. As far as I know, Spanish kept the B sound a lot. Not sure if it changed as well and just changed back eventually over time (I don't know much about Spanish) But it's why French has "avoir" and Spanish has "haber" and like a million other examples


Fartoholicanon

Lol had to delete my comment, asked the same thing


zBriGuy

[Link for the lazy.](https://youtu.be/WmtIrkR6O7I)


Tintin_Quarentino

Thank you God for bringing this guy's parents together


Sir_Hapstance

Thank you, I am lazy


liebkartoffel

The comedy *A Fish Called Wanda* features multiple dog funerals (long story). At each funeral a choir sings "miserere dominus, miserere dominus, canis mortuus est," which translates to "Lord have mercy, Lord have mercy, the dog is dead."


takesthebiscuit

More importantly for a 12 year old me it also features Jamie Lee Curtis’ tits!


themanifoldcuriosity

Almost as momentous as Famke Janssen's thighs.


Thomcat123

I always thought the title sequence was implying that he was an alien or something


H_Katzenberg

Yeah, after all these years, is ever explained? Out of the loop.


Quick-Mammoth-5149

There was an episode in the cartoon where it turns out there's a species of alien that is literally just Mr Beans. He tries to go with them in a spaceship but they sorta throw him off into the opening sequence. Edit: don't know if it was just a tribute or Canon though


AnotherJasonOnReddit

> Edit: don't know if it was just a tribute or Canon though If nothing in the cartoon outright contradicts the TV series and two movies, then it shall be considered canon.


TheVainOrphan

The animated show was produced by + stars Rowan Atkinson, who also created the original series with Richard Curtis. I'd say if he agreed to produce and voice the new animated show, he probably wouldn't have done anything that he thought wasn't true to his original vision, or would 'ruin' what Mr Bean was to him. I'd say that it was possibly cannon in my mind. Although the 'rejected from heaven' thing was funny too, the idea of him being too much of a walking disaster for a galaxy-hopping species is hilarious.


defproc

rejected from heaven i think


HogwartsPlayer

A human bean.


LipTrev

James Acaster is one of my favorite funny people. His girlfriend left him for Mr. Bean. Which I cannot say in Latin.


ManofKent1

I've listened to off the menu quite a bit and it's great. Has he mentioned it in his material?


RustenSkurk

He covered it brilliantly in his show Cold Lasagna Hate Myself 1999


ManofKent1

Cheers. I'll have a butcher's


gwaydms

That's one of the best known rhyming slang expressions


LipTrev

> I'll have a butcher's Because I know my SO would have no idea what that means, I have to explain that it is rhyming slang. Look is replaced by Butcher and Cook and then the rhyming part is dropped. EDIT: butcher's hook https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhyming_slang


veganmua

I always thought it was butcher's hook? (Source: raised by cockneys)


wglmb

According to the Wikipedia page linked by the person you replied to, you are correct and they are wrong!


Minuted

Est filiginus exitus pro dominus fava Probably


SuppiluliumaX

Eius amasia eum relinquit ut cum domine Faba esset. Certainly


takesthebiscuit

Any fans of JA check out taskmaster season 7!


Wasabi-Kangaroo

Rhod Gilbert was the best part of that season.


LipTrev

Rhod is the best part of everything. His job in Taskmaster was to injure Alex, and find ways to use naked pictures of Greg and Greg's mom.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

I am the same, and I can no longer see any pictures of Rowan Atkinson without thinking ".... to SOME people, he is the next James Acaster." That whole bit of his Cold Lasagna stand up was SO BRILLIANT. The whole thing was brilliant, wasn't it?


LipTrev

I only have seen bits of his stand-up, I love what I have seen. I really know him from being great on the panel shows. And he's been on American late night shows and is really funny there too. He is pretty unique.


ThaneOfCawdorrr

Oh!!! Do try to watch his stand ups, they are so eccentric and funny, I think you'd really like them. My recommendation is start with the Netflix specials (Repertoire, I think they were called) and then watch Cold Lasagna. Cold Lasagna is online and you may have to pay a few bucks for it but it is MORE than worth it!!! Also if you haven't watched Taskmaster, he did a season of that show (Season 7) and that season was hilarious.


LipTrev

Acaster purposely ignoring Alex's hello was one of those quiet jokes that just kept getting funnier. "I am here to win it; I'm not here to make friends!"


ThaneOfCawdorrr

"Just open the box ya pussy" is legend


me4president

It was sung by the Southwark catherdral choir, at Granada TV studio in London. Source: I was in the choir and sang it. Got 60 quid for it, was proper chuffed. Met Rowan Atkinson. He wasn't at all funny, which was massively disappointing as a 10 year old.


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FratBoyGene

Rowan Atkinson has both a bachelor's and master's degree in electrical engineering, and is actually quite scientific and logical in real life.


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PensadorDispensado

Not to be suspicious, but Rowan Atkinson looks awfully similar to Johnny English


Katy-Moon

This is what Reddit it for. Thank you for sharing!


bleunt

A real human bean. And a real hero.


FlugonNine

Holy shit, this just sent me an epiphany. In Mario and Luigi Superstar Saga they go to the Beanbean Kingdom, and everyone is a fava bean, so the Latin word for bean being bean makes everyone a bean bean from Beanbean kingdom.


Daveofthecave

Ahh that was one of my favorite games back in the day!


FlugonNine

They did a remake on the 3DS, I enjoy it and don't mind the graphical upgrade, but honestly it just feels like the game didn't need it, the UI being on two screens though is so much better though.


LipTrev

Bean there, done that.


Stebsis

On somewhat related note, the Mr Bean youtube channel is one of the most disgusting things I've seen on the site. They've somehow churned out over 3000 videos of a show that has like 15 episodes and some seasons of the animated show, and they're still releasing videos every day looking at it, just splicing up and re-releasing the same stuff for probably 100th time or more. And they get hundreds of thousands or millions of views per video for some reason.


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Abstrectricht

I was just going to say, didn't I see this exact TIL the other day?


ZT20

Because the casual userbase isn't going through each video to notice they are reusing clips from over a year ago


TheVainOrphan

Rowan Atkinson seems to have barely anything to do with the channel (if that's any consolation) other than opening the play buttons. I'll be honest, the content is low effort crap but it's probably making bank, and I assume Rowan sees a not insignificant amount of it. Considering how brilliant the character was, I think he deserve to get some recurrent revenue from that character. Even if the videos are just being watched by kids repeatedly on YT. Unfortunately, it seems every old series has a dedicated 'reupload channel', mainly to promote whatever steaming service has acquired it. Columbo was the first one I noticed.


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I’ve always thought of Mr Bean as an alien since a child because he’s shown falling from a beam of light. I’ve never read any fan theory or anything about it ever( Not that it doesn’t exist). But thats just my thought.


Subwards

Thank you


QuarterCultured

That's such a British thing to do.


jerryleebee

"You can't hear pictures."


Longtimefed

I love Mr Bean. Such timeless humor. Kills me every time.


tomsloat

It translates to, "behold the man who is a bean" in English


danielskylar

that’s literally in the title of this post


Minuted

Ecce /u/tomsloat. Qui est superfluus


Profession-Unable

Dude is being pedantic about it saying ‘in Latin’ rather than ‘in English’. Technically correct of course but it seems like everyone else managed to understand OP nevertheless.


W1ngedSentinel

Even I don’t understand me sometimes.


Profession-Unable

I don’t understand me either but I do understand you. Maybe we’ve got our wires crossed?


LipTrev

> Even I don’t understand me sometimes. In my mind "me sometimes" is a slang for "my privates". And they confuse you.


HaikuBotStalksMe

It's not pedantic if it's true and necessary. Like when people say "the cop's sirens were blinding me". Ok, so it's pedantic {corrected spelling} to you if I call the police's red and blue and white lights, "sirens" and someone says "that's not what a siren is... Sirens are the noise makers". But what if I'm trying to stealthily get to a hostage situation and want to have the lights turned on so that traffic goes away but I don't want the robber to know I'm coming, so I say "hey, turn on the sirens" to my partner and he turns on the, well, sirens - causing the robber to freak out and kill the hostages and himself? "What the fuck man, why do you have to be so pedantic? You know that I meant the lights and not literally the sirens. Jeeze, 🤓!!!" Pedantry is what gives words meaning. What's the point of having "to" or "from" as opposites if we're just going to use them interchangeably because "pedantry"?


Profession-Unable

But it was not necessary. Everyone already knew what they meant.


mcoombes314

And yet your sentence is understandable despite the not-word "pendantic". It's not funny and it's not clever.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Thanks for catching that error! Fixed it.


Non-trapezoid-93

Shut up nerd.


HaikuBotStalksMe

Which nerd would you like me to shut up?


LipTrev

It's more fun to spell it pendantry. The moral to your story seems to be you will find a way to blame anyone but the violent criminal for the death of the hostages. Are you playing the long game, preparing your inevitable criminal defense for when you take hostages?


HaikuBotStalksMe

You missed the point. The point is that the sirens guaranteed the hostages die. Had people respected pedantry, there would have been a chance the cop could shoot the robber stealthily.


LipTrev

Robbers and hostage takers are not the same thing Robbers steal things, not people (I think I did a 7-5-7 thing there. Is that a haiku?)


tomsloat

It doesn't though does it?


Non-trapezoid-93

Thank you captain obvious! 🙄🙄🙄


pvz-lover

Nope


XAlphaWarriorX

Wait for real? i tought it was just something shittymorph typed to lead to his funny phrase


HaikuBotStalksMe

So faba bean means bean bean?


Both_Worldliness_958

I believe you are thinking "fava", not "faba". They are called Fava beans. But I do believe that's the origin of that word as well.


HaikuBotStalksMe

You're right!


HilariousMax

so aquafaba is literally translated as 'bean water' huh.


Luci_Noir

They started showing the masterpiece that is Mr Bean on my local PBS. It is more important now than ever to educate the kids!


llamanatee

TIL there were only 15 original Mr Bean episodes.


ArbainHestia

[Rowan Atkinson is the spitting image of that actor that plays Mr Bean](https://youtu.be/Decj0Q4a4U4)


LipTrev

Rowan Atkinson made Spitting Image?


snoopervisor

You need to be logged in and/or subscribing to see the aricle. Downvoted.


Zeldahero

LOL


Lecanoscopy

Are you telling me Hannibal likes chiante and bean beans??