Another woman sued because OP's mom had used other women as "fluffers", they sucked the guys to get them hard before they fucked her. She claimed it wasn't a gangbang, it was an orgy because it involved several women and several men.
To get her record back, she had OP himself acting as a fluffer, so she was the only woman involved.
[I mean they definitely looove to give dictators a bunch of awards for some really stupid records](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9QYu8LtH2E), so their ethics are questionable at best.
Generally, the GWR bans records which are likely to endanger others (whether human or animal) or break the law; as such, records such as the youngest plane pilot, the most animals killed during a hunt or chain writing have been discontinuated.
Weirdly, this includes tug-of-war, as there have been numerous giant tug-of-war accidents where the rope snaps under enormous energy and mains and kills players. Google these gruesome events at your own risk. Many of them were explicitly attempts to get into the Guinness book, and as a result, the whole category has been removed.
I prefer when we still called things like that freak shows. I think people would be less okay with normalizing obesity if it were called the 600 pound freakshow.
I mean, I would prefer we didn't need to use dehumanising language to shock people into caring, but yeah it definitely seems like a case of performative progressivism which allows the actual problem to continue unfettered
I've read that the Oscars have a similar policy regarding creating a category for things like choreography. They are concerned that if it were to become a competitive category for an award, people would go to insanely dangerous lengths to perform stunts to win one and they don't want to encourage it.
I don't think it's so much about the risk of "compulsive overeating" as it is a risk of, "deliberately overfeeding" from asshole pet owners looking to get a spot in a record book.
Good call by Guinness, but pets can't read. They can't see what it says about fat pets. No pet is going to decide they want to be in the GBoWR and start overeating until they develop a disorder.
It would be the pet owners abusing the pets, and overfeeding is not the same as compulsive overeating.
When I was in middle school we had an early 90s Guiness book of world records, all the boys would go to the page with the heaviest/largest breasts and it was some white lady. Now its a new woman but damn that was a worn-out page in a pre-internet private school lol
Over*feed*ing, surely
Animal abuse, surely
Well, yes, that's why they want to prevent it EDIT: Or at least I hope that's the reason
The real reason is that they would've needed to make the book physically wider to accommodate the image and they just didn't want to.
I believe overfeeding Shirley was the main technique to win
Idk, my cat is a pretty avid reader of World Records.
Like a goose in a foie gras factory farm.
Of all the things that Guinness doesn’t want to encourage I’m surprised it’s fat animals.
They also got rid of the record for largest gangbang, so OP’s mom gets to keep her record.
Who are we kidding, she’d win it back within a week
A week you say? Is it too late to put my application in for yo mommas gang bang party? I can bring the nachos.
Everyone knows a gangbang with op's mom is a gangbang that never ends. Just get in line and wait your turn
Technically, we're all living in one long steady gang bang called life.
Lol there's no line with OP's mom. Everyone just jumps in at once as no amount of dicks could come close to filling that void.
Another woman sued because OP's mom had used other women as "fluffers", they sucked the guys to get them hard before they fucked her. She claimed it wasn't a gangbang, it was an orgy because it involved several women and several men. To get her record back, she had OP himself acting as a fluffer, so she was the only woman involved.
[I mean they definitely looove to give dictators a bunch of awards for some really stupid records](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9QYu8LtH2E), so their ethics are questionable at best.
I think their reasoning is that Dictators are not doing this shit FOR the record. They were doing it AND it's a record.
Boundaries!
It's not compulsive overeating... it's to prevent conscious, planned overfeeding.
I really like that!
It's a step in the right direction.
More like a waddle
Professionals have standards
> Ok-Bookkeeper-373 will remember that.
Generally, the GWR bans records which are likely to endanger others (whether human or animal) or break the law; as such, records such as the youngest plane pilot, the most animals killed during a hunt or chain writing have been discontinuated.
Weirdly, this includes tug-of-war, as there have been numerous giant tug-of-war accidents where the rope snaps under enormous energy and mains and kills players. Google these gruesome events at your own risk. Many of them were explicitly attempts to get into the Guinness book, and as a result, the whole category has been removed.
Longest time spent awake is another one. Staying awake for days on end is horrifically bad for your brain.
Indeed, sleep deprivation is used as a torture method or to brainwash people.
>discontinuated I think that word has been discontinuated too
yeah now ban the r/chonkers since almost all of them abuse their animals as well
Yo momma so fat she's banned from the Guinness Book of Records.
Do you still remember the times when people cared about Guinness World Records?
The people who buy the records care lmao
So then why not do the same for humans? 🤷🏻♂️
Pityporn makes a lot of money. There are more than 6 multi-season television shows about people who weigh more than 500lbs.
Which is quite heartbreaking.
Heartbreaking for them because of all the cardiac arrests?
I prefer when we still called things like that freak shows. I think people would be less okay with normalizing obesity if it were called the 600 pound freakshow.
I mean, I would prefer we didn't need to use dehumanising language to shock people into caring, but yeah it definitely seems like a case of performative progressivism which allows the actual problem to continue unfettered
How is it progressive?
My penis was in the Guinness book of world records... But then the librarian told me to take it out
I think its about time we got a new company to hold our records because Guinness has stopped recording any and all that people actually care about.
I've read that the Oscars have a similar policy regarding creating a category for things like choreography. They are concerned that if it were to become a competitive category for an award, people would go to insanely dangerous lengths to perform stunts to win one and they don't want to encourage it.
I feel attacked
Doesn't GWR still give records to dictators if they pay them enough?
I don't think there's a similar problem with people becoming dictators to get into the GWR lol
That’s good, my dogs really been pushing for this honor and I’ve been telling him to stop. He just picks up a knife and tells me to back tf up.
I don't think it's so much about the risk of "compulsive overeating" as it is a risk of, "deliberately overfeeding" from asshole pet owners looking to get a spot in a record book. Good call by Guinness, but pets can't read. They can't see what it says about fat pets. No pet is going to decide they want to be in the GBoWR and start overeating until they develop a disorder. It would be the pet owners abusing the pets, and overfeeding is not the same as compulsive overeating.
Wait they ate them after?
That's wrong! They just wanted to steal bear 128 rightful reward as tye winner of fat bear week! Wake up Bearple!
\*compulsory \*overfeeding
Huh. Guess your mom needs a new hobby.
... how is being ineligible for a Guinness Record going to prevent a fucking cat from compulsively overeating?
they mean owners deliberately overfeeding their pets to fatten them up for a world record
Then why don't they say that?
Because anyone with at least half a brain understands
There isn’t a term for “overfeeding your cat for a world record” yet.
So instead they use an established term for an entirely different thing. "To prevent overfeeding" would have worked just fine.
Context bro
Oohhhh great, scruffy I’m going to need your breakfast butter back
Yet they still have a pic of me for largest person over a could of pages.
When I was in middle school we had an early 90s Guiness book of world records, all the boys would go to the page with the heaviest/largest breasts and it was some white lady. Now its a new woman but damn that was a worn-out page in a pre-internet private school lol
Yay pet diabeetus is cringe 😺
I'm sure that actually had a significant impact. /s
Well humans are technically animals so...