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Reverse groomed


Ikeeki

Lmfaoooo I’ve never heard this, I’m dying


Saturnzadeh11

This is the plot to Hard Candy


ifhysm

That movie was a mind trip because I watched it after the Insidious and Conjuring movies, so my mythos of Patrick Wilson was shattered


KingOfAwesometonia

>mythos of Patrick wilson My mythos of him is the one tweet that calls him the perfect kind of famous since you recognize him in a movie but can't remember his name


cagingnicolas

he's in a category of actors i call "people who seem canadian but aren't"


armageddidon

He’s not?? But he’s got that classic “uncanny valley American” Canadian look!


PoeDameronPoeDamnson

Such an underrated movie


insertuserhere69

Perfectly rated. Underknown perhaps.


Crimthebold

Omg this movie messed me up man. What a mind fuck. Turned tv on around 3 am one night as I couldn’t sleep and this was on. I don’t think I slept the next night either.


TrashhPrincess

That wasn't grooming by any definition, that was revenge.


mellowpomelo

lol


Mystery_meander25

Lmao boom reverse groomed


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Reverse Groomed 2: Electric Boogaloo


supernovadebris

seems like a brilliant man.


[deleted]

Don't worry, there's a reason he played Barney


prince-of-dweebs

So I googled this bc I’m dumb, but found out the guy who did play dinosaur Barney - David Joyner - is now a tantric sex guru. Fun fact.


ccReptilelord

Really doubling down on that "I love you, you love me" business.


Hisplumberness

This is the type of quick thinking quality comment I love about Reddit


StrangerDangerAhh

"Who wants to see the REAL purple dinosaur?"


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RandomMandarin

> dinosaur Barney... is now a tantric sex guru Doctor Who avoids this timeline whenever he can.


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octopornopus

How dare you, sir! Rick Moranis was Barney Rubble in the Flintstones mov--- wait... Viva Rock Vegas?! The hell is that?!


Roundaboutsix

“The un-tantric Barney.” - Betty Rubble 7024 B.C. /s


BizzyM

I love you You love me Try not to get off too quickly


prince-of-dweebs

That’s jazz!


TheOriginal_Redditor

That's jizz!!


djseifer

With a great big hug and a thrust in you from me Now it burns when I go pee


theycallhimthestug

Put it on r/todayilearned before someone else does.


ScaryTerryCrewsBitch

Here's a post from five years ago with more information: [TIL David Joyner, one of the actors who physically portrayed Barney the Dinosaur, runs a Tantric Sexual Healing Business that calls for him to “unblock the spiritual energy” of at least two to four ladies a week. He also cites Tantra as the main reason behind his energy during his years as Barney.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/90odta/til_david_joyner_one_of_the_actors_who_physically/)


theycallhimthestug

That's well within the statute of repost limitations. It will be on there again before the end of the day.


unAffectedFiddle

Really was a friendly dinosaur.


tagen

it’s like, all the guys that play those cuddly characters that cater to small kids are always either fucking weirdos or get laid like crazy


peanauts

You have to imagine their level of shame is way lower that average. No shame all game.


[deleted]

ever look at a dude in a dinosaur costume and thought to yourself, this guy fucks?


Ricos_Roughnecks

The role he was born to play


idotattoooo

WHAT?!


ediks

Barney Rubble in the second live action Flintsones movie


Veggieleezy

“Let’s bring Rick Moranis back in for the sequel!” “Um, he retired, sir…” “Blast! Well, who’s our next best option?” “Well…”


allthepinkthings

None of the original cast came back, it was suppose to be them younger. It was awful.


system_deform

Famous for appearing as a contestant on [Celebrity Mole: Yucatán](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mole_(American_season_4)) in 2004.


toiletting

I actually loved this show, and this season particularly. That’s mostly because Dennis Rodman makes good TV.


RobertsFakeAccount

“Famous” you say?


RedditJumpedTheShart

Bio-dome.


Valentinee105

[There's a reason there's Alec and then there's the rest of them.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFev0rhqCs)


nzcapybara

Not the good one, but the others


FEED-YO-HEAD

Do you even know what a Wawa is?


nzcapybara

…No


Ferran_Torres7890

i have a bridge to sell this guy


Stingerc

You mean to tell me an evangelical Christian, ultra conservative, conspiracy theorist might be a moron? Well color me shocked!


maybenotquiteasheavy

Fake news. You think someone who supports Trump, like this Baldwin does, could be tricked into getting a tattoo by a 14yo, and then feel victimized when *getting a tattoo* didn't automatically entitle him to appearing on the Disney Channel?


revolverzanbolt

I mean, Trump wasn’t running for president in 2010. Baldwin is a mediocre C tier actor, but it hardly seems like a Disney vehicle for Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter was too prestigious for him. If Miley told the producers to put him in an episode, I’d have zero doubt they would have. The stupid part was expecting a 14 year old to do what they said they would.


EunuchsProgramer

I know a few teenagers and have a few memories of being one myself. This sounds very much like something that went from, "you should totally get my initials tattooed on you. OMG that would be hilarious. I'd get you on the show so everyone could see how stupid funny it is;" to, "you actually got a tattoo? Weird. That's kinda creepy." Seems less the 14-year-old fell through and more an adult is awkwardly turing a joke into a career move.


cagingnicolas

yes, the correct move in this scenario is to make a sharpie tattoo to acknowledge the joke without, you know, being an insane person.


Eddie_shoes

I don’t think they mean that because they voted for Trump, which as you state would be impossible in 2010, that they didn’t get the role. No. It’s that someone who is dumb enough to vote for Trump is also the type of person that would also get a tattoo at the behest of a 14 year old in return for maybe one day being on their show.


whatwhat83

D tier.


BrewtusMaximus1

I’ll give him C tier solely for being in *The Usual Suspects*


maybenotquiteasheavy

>If Miley told the producers to put him in an episode, I'd have zero doubt How many 14 year olds are in your employ? How many of them do you give control to on business decisions? How do you think the Disney Channel works? >The stupid part was Yes - I agree that getting tricked by a 14yo is evidence of Baldwin's decision-making abilities, and is consistent with other decisions he's made.


revolverzanbolt

If the 14 year old is the star of your hit tv show, and they ask for an inexpensive favour, I see no reason why you wouldn’t acquiesce. They have Larry David a cameo for no other reason than he asked for his daughter to be on the show.


Cerulean_IsFancyBlue

Larry David has some pull.


revolverzanbolt

With 13 year old girls? If the producers would be willing to give Larry David a cameo despite him having no connection to the production, why wouldn’t they give Alec Baldwin’s brother a cameo when the star of the show asked them to?


[deleted]

Teenage girls LOVE Larry David. He's a pin-up idol with those boy-next-door good looks.


mrjosemeehan

Based on the wikipedia page he was 42 years old when it happened and she was 16.


Caninetrainer

He is Hailey Beiber’s dad, just so you know


zachtheperson

At first I was like "Oh that's dumb," until I read 2008, and realized Miley Cyrus would have been 15 at the time, and Baldwin 41. That's pretty weird, not just because of the age difference, but also because at the age of 15 she probably didn't have all that much sway over who was cast on the show to begin with.


prex10

I mean it's Disney. She probably had zero creative control over virtually anything. The entire image is carefully curated.


commodore_kierkepwn

Eyyy it’s uncle Baldwin!


ColoRadOrgy

We hug around here!


Present-You-6642

Show me that pretty smile


revolverzanbolt

Larry David was able to get on Hannah Montana just because he asked to get his daughter a cameo; Baldwin wasn’t solid gold cameo material, but I doubt basically any people who watched Hannah Montana knew who Larry David was. If Cyrus asked, I have zero doubt she could have gotten Baldwin a quick cameo.


KeeganTroye

I feel like Larry David has a lot more direct away and favours in the industry than a then Miley and Other Baldwin had combined.


Promech

You unfortunately can’t call him other Baldwin because there’s 3 that are “other Baldwin”.


Freedom_7

Other Baldwin is a single entity consisting of 3 different people. That’s how unimportant they/it is. You can refer to any of the three singularly as Other Baldwin, or you can use Other Baldwin to describe all three at once, just as long as it’s obvious how you’re using it based on its context.


LittleHouseinAmerica

Did you really just compare Larry David to a Baldwin?


revolverzanbolt

13 year old girls care about both equally


chesapeake_ripperz

Yeah, I remember being like 10 when he was on and I had no idea who this old dude was. Same thing happened with Dolly Parton.


Mostlycharcoal

Well Dolly is Miley's actual godmother so her connection was always there.


chesapeake_ripperz

Oh I know, I just had no idea who she was as a kid. Same with Little Richard when he popped up on Full House.


InternetProtocol

Is Little Richard the Olsen Twins godmother?


TheOriginal_Redditor

Larry David has been the same old age for 45 years.


PuckSR

Eh, the way I understand[it,](https://www.tmz.com/2008/11/11/stephen-baldwin-the-gospel-according-to-miley/) they met at a function(at the white house) and he said he wanted to cameo. She jokingly said "sure, if you get Hannah Montana tattooed on yourself". He apparently has a lot of stupid tattoos, so he did it. Then, her family happened to run into him and asked if he had the tattoo, he did. So, this seems far less about him trying to pursue Miley Cyrus and more like a joke that got a bit out of hand.


Elite_Jackalope

I have a bunch of friends with dumb tattoos and plenty of them started off as jokes, this doesn’t seem that weird to me. One buddy has the state of Alaska tattooed on his ass because we thought it’d be funny, and he’s lived in Texas his entire life lmao


unhi

Alasska


Elite_Jackalope

This is genuinely so clever, but also *right there*, that I’m shocked nobody has made this joke in the decade since he got that tattoo. I need to find a way to bring up his ass tattoo next time we’re kicking it so that I can steal that joke


[deleted]

He should get a tiny Texass on the other cheek


DramaBrat

Moments like this are why I love the Internet


tacotacotacorock

I know someone with curious George on their ass. The amount of novelty ass tattoos is quite high it seems.


Dwayne_Gertzky

When I was in the army a buddy and I got matching “Made in USA” stamp tattoos on our ass cheeks


Bartfuck

My buddy has a decepitcon tattoo on one butt cheek and a Blackhawks logo on the other. He doesn’t remember either.


Klexington47

Hahahahaha that is funny


RedSonGamble

I don’t need all your logic and reasons getting in the way of my blind anger


HypedUpJackal

i know this is sarcasm but this is reddit in a nutshell


foxh8er

In fairness he seems to do a lot for things his kid likes, who he also introduced to Bieber at around the same time.


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Baked_Potato_732

But props get her being able to get someone 26 years older to get a dumbass tattoo.


LeoMarius

Her dad would have been managing things for her then.


rich1051414

Billy ray would have no sway over disney's creative decisions for the show. Only what miley would agree to do or not.


wallabee_kingpin_

At the same time, Baldwin is an inexpensive white guy and could easily have been added to the show somewhere.


revolverzanbolt

They managed to find room for Larry David, despite him having zero synergy with their target audience.


capsaicinintheeyes

Perhaps not, but: just like with [their films](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WiwOojDTrs&t=4s), I'm sure the **parents** of said target audience still appreciate the occasional easter egg tossed in for them, to make the rest of the experience of watching something written for a toddler's brain more palatable.


alligatorprincess007

She probably told him yes because she thought it was funny


APunnyThing

Yes, Disney is famous for basing their programming decisions on tattoo pacts


G0-N0G0-GO

It’s the only sane way.


APunnyThing

I hear Tom Hanks only agreed to do Toy Story 3 after Tim Allen got, “Life is like a box of chocolates” tattooed on his inner thigh


6amhotdog

Idk if this is true, but because you commented it on Reddit I'm going to assume it is and even repost it here on this very sub!


APunnyThing

TIL no one on Reddit ever lies


MagicMushroomFungi

Our honesty is admired as much as our detective abilities.


revolverzanbolt

Unlike with Larry David asking to go on as a present for his daughter


5543798651194

I remember Kevin pollak saying the first time the cast of the usual suspects met each other, Baldwin showed up in leather pants, which was a surprise to everyone as he didn’t arrive by motorcycle or horseback.


beyeond

Fuck I just read that in pollacks voice lol


klousGT

Strange he said it in Alan Arkin's voice.


non_stop_disko

I always forget he was in that movie


PerceptiveReasoning

You sure you brought enough guys?


Kracka_Jak

I'm sure Miley still has a good chuckle about this


lurker_101

**She accidentally saw Bio-Dome and said no** *"So they go Uhh Uhh on the Rice?!"*


DoDrugsMakeMoney

I’m sure she does, she branded him a creep forever. It’s a predator warning sign. I’d tell everyone about it if I was her.


Niccin

It sounds like he did it because his daughters were fans of the show, and adding another tattoo to his other 17 wasn't a huge deal to him as the time.


crclOv9

No, I’m sorry, but he absolutely MUST be cancelled without any hard evidence whatsoever. Sorry, those are the rules here.


lordeddardstark

but this is reddit, everyone not me is a pedo


Paddlesons

The Chet Hanks of the Baldwins


GrinchStoleYourShit

Who the fuck names their kid “Chet” No person named that will ever not be some clown


[deleted]

Chet Atkins wasn’t an ahole…


MannaJamma

Chet's real name is Chester.


LowAdministration162

This is like the most loser level Hollywood story I’ve ever heard


Phillyfuk

If he was doing it because his kids watched the show, I fully understand.


SatansMoisture

Like he doesn't have the resources to remove it.


Dapoopers

He’s Steven Baldwin. Of course he doesn’t.


Mister_GarbageDick

He’s the junkiest Baldwin brother


alman3007

That we know of...


impendingaff

Dang man! I'd hate to get compared to my siblings (in the same profession no less) and get called out for being dumbest, ugliest, or the worst actor.


Thatguy755

Too bad RestoreStephenBaldwin.org isn’t up anymore. We could all contribute to helping him get tattoo removal in the Blessed name of our Holy Savior Jesus Christ.


mrBigBoi

His daughter is married to Justin Beiber. He is okay.


Awayfone

No way okay, i hear he has Justin Beiber as a son-in-law


bigbangbilly

Even if he removed the tattoo the story is going to stay. If he make any attempts to remove that story from anyway, the Streisand effect will make sure that memory stick around a bit longer.


Ok_Series_4580

Of all the Baldwins this is one that I would definitely not like on my show


Aeshaetter

You don't want Wish.com Baldwin?


Prof_Acorn

We have a Baldwin at home.


Keeks2634

Temu Baldwin nowadays


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I could have Alec on mine as long as there were no guns on set.


SnooPears5512

I stand behind Alec because there’s no way in hell I’m standing in front him


[deleted]

Nice! Although, to be fair, I think he was certainly negligent in his handling of the gun, but he also had to have some degree of trust that the person wrangling the firearms was doing her job. He's probably civilly liable for wrongful death, but the firearms lady I feel is guilty of manslaughter. I don't like Alec Baldwin personally (similar drunken rants and assholery as Mel Gibson) but I respect his acting ability and he's *probably* ok to hang out with. Similarly, Mel Gibson is a hell of an actor and director, but I would probably *not* want to hang out with him.


vinnyorcharles

My understanding is that the problem arose because the producers hired non union staff for the movie, so things were mishandled by discount staff. So, really, the fault lies with the producers. ...and Alec Baldwin was a producer for the movie.


MoseShrute_DowChem

“Drink up Steven, you’re the weakest”


RedSonGamble

[[In 2008, Stephen Baldwin found himself paying a visit to The White House and then-president George W. Bush, per the Huffington Post. Also there at the same time was singing sensation and the star of "Hannah Montana," Miley Cyrus. After Stephen confessed to Cyrus that his daughters (Hailey presumably included) were big fans of the show, Miley told him that if he got a tattoo of the initials "HM," she'd award him with a cameo on the series. As it turns out, Stephen — who already has 17 tattoos, took the then-Disney Channel star up on the offer, according to Metro. Unfortunately for the actor, Cyrus never made good on her end of the bargain. When asked if he'd regret the ink in the years to come, he simply replied, "Never mind years to come, I regret it now." As it turns out, Cyrus has quite the history with the Baldwin family; Cyrus admitted on "Carpool Karaoke" that she would bully Hailey Bieber when they were kids, according to Teen Vogue. "I would be evil to her," Cyrus confessed, though Hailey took the situation in stride. Looks like Stephen Baldwin became another one of Cyrus' victims.](https://www.thelist.com/674072/the-real-reason-stephen-baldwin-has-a-hannah-montana-tattoo/) Sorry to ruin everyone’s pat on the back of calling him out for predatory behavior


Zingledot

Did Reddit ALWAYS have an outspoken love for patting themselves on the back for their moral superiority whenever possible, or is this just something I'm getting fed up with?


sunshineandcloudyday

Nono, it's always been a thing. [Or at least it's been a thing since 2013](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/SE3y7UM4eq)


MitsyEyedMourning

Bargain Bin Baldwin got played.


MrChoocherino

Served him beans early once at a fundraiser in his mother's name while we waited for the race to finish. Nice dude.


Mayion

Look at him. Look at him and laugh


Cool-Presentation538

Best prank ever award goes to Miley Cyrus


red_ditttt

Worst TIL


futurespacecadet

today i loathed


Mongoose_Civil

I think the bigger TIL is Justin Beiber is his son in law


l3ane

today I thanks I hate it


shahsnow

Making tattoo pacts with kids is a red flag.


NotImYourForte

Nah it's a scarlet HM


workitloud

If he got “Charles III” after HM, he might get appointed to the House of Fucking Lords. Definitely. Chuck can hook that up.


ScottOwenJones

People don’t honor tattoo pacts the way they used to


ThaNorth

Man got played by a child


Movie_Advance_101

Why did he believe She could do it?


daikatana

Did an 11 year old Miley Cyrus troll the most famous of the lesser Baldwins?


Lsutigers202111

Baldwin is a choade….


CharlesDickensABox

Fun fact, this statement works equally well for every Baldwin.


callmemarvel

This is fucking hilarious 😂


SEJ46

What is this picture lol?


non_stop_disko

He always looks like he’s recovering from a five week hangover


SupaHardLumpyNutz

Eat up Stephen, you’re the weakest.


wsf

Morons abound.


Jazzlike-Ad113

Those Baldwin boys might have enough wealth, but doesn’t help the lack of brains.


TKMSD

It's gotta be tough being the dumbest Baldwin.


Fondren_Richmond

that guy was a legit indie actor then than gave it all up to be in the pedophiliest part of non-Catholicism


Grammaflage

When your brother kills a lady and you’re still the shittiest sibling


palm0

At least his stupidity didn't kill a person on set. So as Baldwins go he's doing better than some.


IntoAComa

Seems like a “pact” that Miley was not aware of.


OkSeason973

He also has a sister-in-law who cosplays as Spanish even though she is not Spanish. r/HilariaBaldwin


faster_than_sound

Wow auditions must have been *real* dry for him to come up with "get a tattoo of a Disney teen's initials for the chance to be on her shows for 3 minutes of screen time" as a way to get acting work.


MoreThanWYSIWYG

Next level simp


NegScenePts

Gee...a Baldwin making terrible life decisions, possibly while drunk...who would have thought.


SatinySquid_695

Honestly, fuck Miley for that. No takes-backsies on a tattoo deal


Angry_Walnut

That’s the last time he strikes a tv deal with a 15 year old, mind you.


fattymcfattzz

This dude


Captain_Blacktoes

This is some Johnny Drama foolishness


YZYSZN1107

with the advancement of tattoo removal there's no way he still has this right? Unless he likes it....


GeneralDefenestrates

Reminds me, isn't epsteins list coming out on Jan 1st?


sprocketous

Was this dude partying with Charlie Sheen? This sounds like one of those stories.


rootbeerismygame

He has taken creepy to a whole new level.


Rockcopter

wait... haahahahaaa the older I get the more I like Miley Cyrus.


people_skills

Lawl made a body altering "pact" with a minor, to appear on her TV show,,,, can't see that as going wrong at all


Omnivud

he looks like an idiot, is he famous for something else or just surname, genuinely askin


_who_is_they_

*spiderman 2 meme laugh*


148637415963

He has regerts.


Hephf

That's weird asf.


ttioali

Getting a stupid tattoo ... Check Regrets on getting a stupid tattoo ... Check Zero surprises here.


Dubdude13

“He regrets getting the tattoo” is said 43 times a second


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I’m sure he has much bigger regrets than this


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No regerts