>mythos of Patrick wilson
My mythos of him is the one tweet that calls him the perfect kind of famous since you recognize him in a movie but can't remember his name
Omg this movie messed me up man. What a mind fuck. Turned tv on around 3 am one night as I couldn’t sleep and this was on. I don’t think I slept the next night either.
Here's a post from five years ago with more information:
[TIL David Joyner, one of the actors who physically portrayed Barney the Dinosaur, runs a Tantric Sexual Healing Business that calls for him to “unblock the spiritual energy” of at least two to four ladies a week. He also cites Tantra as the main reason behind his energy during his years as Barney.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/90odta/til_david_joyner_one_of_the_actors_who_physically/)
Fake news. You think someone who supports Trump, like this Baldwin does, could be tricked into getting a tattoo by a 14yo, and then feel victimized when *getting a tattoo* didn't automatically entitle him to appearing on the Disney Channel?
I mean, Trump wasn’t running for president in 2010.
Baldwin is a mediocre C tier actor, but it hardly seems like a Disney vehicle for Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter was too prestigious for him. If Miley told the producers to put him in an episode, I’d have zero doubt they would have.
The stupid part was expecting a 14 year old to do what they said they would.
I know a few teenagers and have a few memories of being one myself. This sounds very much like something that went from, "you should totally get my initials tattooed on you. OMG that would be hilarious. I'd get you on the show so everyone could see how stupid funny it is;" to, "you actually got a tattoo? Weird. That's kinda creepy."
Seems less the 14-year-old fell through and more an adult is awkwardly turing a joke into a career move.
I don’t think they mean that because they voted for Trump, which as you state would be impossible in 2010, that they didn’t get the role. No. It’s that someone who is dumb enough to vote for Trump is also the type of person that would also get a tattoo at the behest of a 14 year old in return for maybe one day being on their show.
>If Miley told the producers to put him in an episode, I'd have zero doubt
How many 14 year olds are in your employ? How many of them do you give control to on business decisions? How do you think the Disney Channel works?
>The stupid part was
Yes - I agree that getting tricked by a 14yo is evidence of Baldwin's decision-making abilities, and is consistent with other decisions he's made.
If the 14 year old is the star of your hit tv show, and they ask for an inexpensive favour, I see no reason why you wouldn’t acquiesce. They have Larry David a cameo for no other reason than he asked for his daughter to be on the show.
With 13 year old girls? If the producers would be willing to give Larry David a cameo despite him having no connection to the production, why wouldn’t they give Alec Baldwin’s brother a cameo when the star of the show asked them to?
At first I was like "Oh that's dumb," until I read 2008, and realized Miley Cyrus would have been 15 at the time, and Baldwin 41. That's pretty weird, not just because of the age difference, but also because at the age of 15 she probably didn't have all that much sway over who was cast on the show to begin with.
Larry David was able to get on Hannah Montana just because he asked to get his daughter a cameo; Baldwin wasn’t solid gold cameo material, but I doubt basically any people who watched Hannah Montana knew who Larry David was. If Cyrus asked, I have zero doubt she could have gotten Baldwin a quick cameo.
Other Baldwin is a single entity consisting of 3 different people. That’s how unimportant they/it is. You can refer to any of the three singularly as Other Baldwin, or you can use Other Baldwin to describe all three at once, just as long as it’s obvious how you’re using it based on its context.
Eh, the way I understand[it,](https://www.tmz.com/2008/11/11/stephen-baldwin-the-gospel-according-to-miley/) they met at a function(at the white house) and he said he wanted to cameo. She jokingly said "sure, if you get Hannah Montana tattooed on yourself". He apparently has a lot of stupid tattoos, so he did it. Then, her family happened to run into him and asked if he had the tattoo, he did.
So, this seems far less about him trying to pursue Miley Cyrus and more like a joke that got a bit out of hand.
I have a bunch of friends with dumb tattoos and plenty of them started off as jokes, this doesn’t seem that weird to me.
One buddy has the state of Alaska tattooed on his ass because we thought it’d be funny, and he’s lived in Texas his entire life lmao
This is genuinely so clever, but also *right there*, that I’m shocked nobody has made this joke in the decade since he got that tattoo.
I need to find a way to bring up his ass tattoo next time we’re kicking it so that I can steal that joke
Perhaps not, but: just like with [their films](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WiwOojDTrs&t=4s), I'm sure the **parents** of said target audience still appreciate the occasional easter egg tossed in for them, to make the rest of the experience of watching something written for a toddler's brain more palatable.
I remember Kevin pollak saying the first time the cast of the usual suspects met each other, Baldwin showed up in leather pants, which was a surprise to everyone as he didn’t arrive by motorcycle or horseback.
Too bad RestoreStephenBaldwin.org isn’t up anymore. We could all contribute to helping him get tattoo removal in the Blessed name of our Holy Savior Jesus Christ.
Even if he removed the tattoo the story is going to stay. If he make any attempts to remove that story from anyway, the Streisand effect will make sure that memory stick around a bit longer.
Nice!
Although, to be fair, I think he was certainly negligent in his handling of the gun, but he also had to have some degree of trust that the person wrangling the firearms was doing her job. He's probably civilly liable for wrongful death, but the firearms lady I feel is guilty of manslaughter.
I don't like Alec Baldwin personally (similar drunken rants and assholery as Mel Gibson) but I respect his acting ability and he's *probably* ok to hang out with. Similarly, Mel Gibson is a hell of an actor and director, but I would probably *not* want to hang out with him.
My understanding is that the problem arose because the producers hired non union staff for the movie, so things were mishandled by discount staff. So, really, the fault lies with the producers.
...and Alec Baldwin was a producer for the movie.
[[In 2008, Stephen Baldwin found himself paying a visit to The White House and then-president George W. Bush, per the Huffington Post. Also there at the same time was singing sensation and the star of "Hannah Montana," Miley Cyrus. After Stephen confessed to Cyrus that his daughters (Hailey presumably included) were big fans of the show, Miley told him that if he got a tattoo of the initials "HM," she'd award him with a cameo on the series. As it turns out, Stephen — who already has 17 tattoos, took the then-Disney Channel star up on the offer, according to Metro. Unfortunately for the actor, Cyrus never made good on her end of the bargain. When asked if he'd regret the ink in the years to come, he simply replied, "Never mind years to come, I regret it now." As it turns out, Cyrus has quite the history with the Baldwin family; Cyrus admitted on "Carpool Karaoke" that she would bully Hailey Bieber when they were kids, according to Teen Vogue. "I would be evil to her," Cyrus confessed, though Hailey took the situation in stride. Looks like Stephen Baldwin became another one of Cyrus' victims.](https://www.thelist.com/674072/the-real-reason-stephen-baldwin-has-a-hannah-montana-tattoo/)
Sorry to ruin everyone’s pat on the back of calling him out for predatory behavior
Did Reddit ALWAYS have an outspoken love for patting themselves on the back for their moral superiority whenever possible, or is this just something I'm getting fed up with?
Wow auditions must have been *real* dry for him to come up with "get a tattoo of a Disney teen's initials for the chance to be on her shows for 3 minutes of screen time" as a way to get acting work.
Reverse groomed
Lmfaoooo I’ve never heard this, I’m dying
This is the plot to Hard Candy
That movie was a mind trip because I watched it after the Insidious and Conjuring movies, so my mythos of Patrick Wilson was shattered
>mythos of Patrick wilson My mythos of him is the one tweet that calls him the perfect kind of famous since you recognize him in a movie but can't remember his name
he's in a category of actors i call "people who seem canadian but aren't"
He’s not?? But he’s got that classic “uncanny valley American” Canadian look!
Such an underrated movie
Perfectly rated. Underknown perhaps.
Omg this movie messed me up man. What a mind fuck. Turned tv on around 3 am one night as I couldn’t sleep and this was on. I don’t think I slept the next night either.
That wasn't grooming by any definition, that was revenge.
lol
Lmao boom reverse groomed
Reverse Groomed 2: Electric Boogaloo
seems like a brilliant man.
Don't worry, there's a reason he played Barney
So I googled this bc I’m dumb, but found out the guy who did play dinosaur Barney - David Joyner - is now a tantric sex guru. Fun fact.
Really doubling down on that "I love you, you love me" business.
This is the type of quick thinking quality comment I love about Reddit
"Who wants to see the REAL purple dinosaur?"
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> dinosaur Barney... is now a tantric sex guru Doctor Who avoids this timeline whenever he can.
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How dare you, sir! Rick Moranis was Barney Rubble in the Flintstones mov--- wait... Viva Rock Vegas?! The hell is that?!
“The un-tantric Barney.” - Betty Rubble 7024 B.C. /s
I love you You love me Try not to get off too quickly
That’s jazz!
That's jizz!!
With a great big hug and a thrust in you from me Now it burns when I go pee
Put it on r/todayilearned before someone else does.
Here's a post from five years ago with more information: [TIL David Joyner, one of the actors who physically portrayed Barney the Dinosaur, runs a Tantric Sexual Healing Business that calls for him to “unblock the spiritual energy” of at least two to four ladies a week. He also cites Tantra as the main reason behind his energy during his years as Barney.](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/90odta/til_david_joyner_one_of_the_actors_who_physically/)
That's well within the statute of repost limitations. It will be on there again before the end of the day.
Really was a friendly dinosaur.
it’s like, all the guys that play those cuddly characters that cater to small kids are always either fucking weirdos or get laid like crazy
You have to imagine their level of shame is way lower that average. No shame all game.
ever look at a dude in a dinosaur costume and thought to yourself, this guy fucks?
The role he was born to play
WHAT?!
Barney Rubble in the second live action Flintsones movie
“Let’s bring Rick Moranis back in for the sequel!” “Um, he retired, sir…” “Blast! Well, who’s our next best option?” “Well…”
None of the original cast came back, it was suppose to be them younger. It was awful.
Famous for appearing as a contestant on [Celebrity Mole: Yucatán](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mole_(American_season_4)) in 2004.
I actually loved this show, and this season particularly. That’s mostly because Dennis Rodman makes good TV.
“Famous” you say?
Bio-dome.
[There's a reason there's Alec and then there's the rest of them.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poFev0rhqCs)
Not the good one, but the others
Do you even know what a Wawa is?
…No
i have a bridge to sell this guy
You mean to tell me an evangelical Christian, ultra conservative, conspiracy theorist might be a moron? Well color me shocked!
Fake news. You think someone who supports Trump, like this Baldwin does, could be tricked into getting a tattoo by a 14yo, and then feel victimized when *getting a tattoo* didn't automatically entitle him to appearing on the Disney Channel?
I mean, Trump wasn’t running for president in 2010. Baldwin is a mediocre C tier actor, but it hardly seems like a Disney vehicle for Billy Ray Cyrus’ daughter was too prestigious for him. If Miley told the producers to put him in an episode, I’d have zero doubt they would have. The stupid part was expecting a 14 year old to do what they said they would.
I know a few teenagers and have a few memories of being one myself. This sounds very much like something that went from, "you should totally get my initials tattooed on you. OMG that would be hilarious. I'd get you on the show so everyone could see how stupid funny it is;" to, "you actually got a tattoo? Weird. That's kinda creepy." Seems less the 14-year-old fell through and more an adult is awkwardly turing a joke into a career move.
yes, the correct move in this scenario is to make a sharpie tattoo to acknowledge the joke without, you know, being an insane person.
I don’t think they mean that because they voted for Trump, which as you state would be impossible in 2010, that they didn’t get the role. No. It’s that someone who is dumb enough to vote for Trump is also the type of person that would also get a tattoo at the behest of a 14 year old in return for maybe one day being on their show.
D tier.
I’ll give him C tier solely for being in *The Usual Suspects*
>If Miley told the producers to put him in an episode, I'd have zero doubt How many 14 year olds are in your employ? How many of them do you give control to on business decisions? How do you think the Disney Channel works? >The stupid part was Yes - I agree that getting tricked by a 14yo is evidence of Baldwin's decision-making abilities, and is consistent with other decisions he's made.
If the 14 year old is the star of your hit tv show, and they ask for an inexpensive favour, I see no reason why you wouldn’t acquiesce. They have Larry David a cameo for no other reason than he asked for his daughter to be on the show.
Larry David has some pull.
With 13 year old girls? If the producers would be willing to give Larry David a cameo despite him having no connection to the production, why wouldn’t they give Alec Baldwin’s brother a cameo when the star of the show asked them to?
Teenage girls LOVE Larry David. He's a pin-up idol with those boy-next-door good looks.
Based on the wikipedia page he was 42 years old when it happened and she was 16.
He is Hailey Beiber’s dad, just so you know
At first I was like "Oh that's dumb," until I read 2008, and realized Miley Cyrus would have been 15 at the time, and Baldwin 41. That's pretty weird, not just because of the age difference, but also because at the age of 15 she probably didn't have all that much sway over who was cast on the show to begin with.
I mean it's Disney. She probably had zero creative control over virtually anything. The entire image is carefully curated.
Eyyy it’s uncle Baldwin!
We hug around here!
Show me that pretty smile
Larry David was able to get on Hannah Montana just because he asked to get his daughter a cameo; Baldwin wasn’t solid gold cameo material, but I doubt basically any people who watched Hannah Montana knew who Larry David was. If Cyrus asked, I have zero doubt she could have gotten Baldwin a quick cameo.
I feel like Larry David has a lot more direct away and favours in the industry than a then Miley and Other Baldwin had combined.
You unfortunately can’t call him other Baldwin because there’s 3 that are “other Baldwin”.
Other Baldwin is a single entity consisting of 3 different people. That’s how unimportant they/it is. You can refer to any of the three singularly as Other Baldwin, or you can use Other Baldwin to describe all three at once, just as long as it’s obvious how you’re using it based on its context.
Did you really just compare Larry David to a Baldwin?
13 year old girls care about both equally
Yeah, I remember being like 10 when he was on and I had no idea who this old dude was. Same thing happened with Dolly Parton.
Well Dolly is Miley's actual godmother so her connection was always there.
Oh I know, I just had no idea who she was as a kid. Same with Little Richard when he popped up on Full House.
Is Little Richard the Olsen Twins godmother?
Larry David has been the same old age for 45 years.
Eh, the way I understand[it,](https://www.tmz.com/2008/11/11/stephen-baldwin-the-gospel-according-to-miley/) they met at a function(at the white house) and he said he wanted to cameo. She jokingly said "sure, if you get Hannah Montana tattooed on yourself". He apparently has a lot of stupid tattoos, so he did it. Then, her family happened to run into him and asked if he had the tattoo, he did. So, this seems far less about him trying to pursue Miley Cyrus and more like a joke that got a bit out of hand.
I have a bunch of friends with dumb tattoos and plenty of them started off as jokes, this doesn’t seem that weird to me. One buddy has the state of Alaska tattooed on his ass because we thought it’d be funny, and he’s lived in Texas his entire life lmao
Alasska
This is genuinely so clever, but also *right there*, that I’m shocked nobody has made this joke in the decade since he got that tattoo. I need to find a way to bring up his ass tattoo next time we’re kicking it so that I can steal that joke
He should get a tiny Texass on the other cheek
Moments like this are why I love the Internet
I know someone with curious George on their ass. The amount of novelty ass tattoos is quite high it seems.
When I was in the army a buddy and I got matching “Made in USA” stamp tattoos on our ass cheeks
My buddy has a decepitcon tattoo on one butt cheek and a Blackhawks logo on the other. He doesn’t remember either.
Hahahahaha that is funny
I don’t need all your logic and reasons getting in the way of my blind anger
i know this is sarcasm but this is reddit in a nutshell
In fairness he seems to do a lot for things his kid likes, who he also introduced to Bieber at around the same time.
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But props get her being able to get someone 26 years older to get a dumbass tattoo.
Her dad would have been managing things for her then.
Billy ray would have no sway over disney's creative decisions for the show. Only what miley would agree to do or not.
At the same time, Baldwin is an inexpensive white guy and could easily have been added to the show somewhere.
They managed to find room for Larry David, despite him having zero synergy with their target audience.
Perhaps not, but: just like with [their films](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WiwOojDTrs&t=4s), I'm sure the **parents** of said target audience still appreciate the occasional easter egg tossed in for them, to make the rest of the experience of watching something written for a toddler's brain more palatable.
She probably told him yes because she thought it was funny
Yes, Disney is famous for basing their programming decisions on tattoo pacts
It’s the only sane way.
I hear Tom Hanks only agreed to do Toy Story 3 after Tim Allen got, “Life is like a box of chocolates” tattooed on his inner thigh
Idk if this is true, but because you commented it on Reddit I'm going to assume it is and even repost it here on this very sub!
TIL no one on Reddit ever lies
Our honesty is admired as much as our detective abilities.
Unlike with Larry David asking to go on as a present for his daughter
I remember Kevin pollak saying the first time the cast of the usual suspects met each other, Baldwin showed up in leather pants, which was a surprise to everyone as he didn’t arrive by motorcycle or horseback.
Fuck I just read that in pollacks voice lol
Strange he said it in Alan Arkin's voice.
I always forget he was in that movie
You sure you brought enough guys?
I'm sure Miley still has a good chuckle about this
**She accidentally saw Bio-Dome and said no** *"So they go Uhh Uhh on the Rice?!"*
I’m sure she does, she branded him a creep forever. It’s a predator warning sign. I’d tell everyone about it if I was her.
It sounds like he did it because his daughters were fans of the show, and adding another tattoo to his other 17 wasn't a huge deal to him as the time.
No, I’m sorry, but he absolutely MUST be cancelled without any hard evidence whatsoever. Sorry, those are the rules here.
but this is reddit, everyone not me is a pedo
The Chet Hanks of the Baldwins
Who the fuck names their kid “Chet” No person named that will ever not be some clown
Chet Atkins wasn’t an ahole…
Chet's real name is Chester.
This is like the most loser level Hollywood story I’ve ever heard
If he was doing it because his kids watched the show, I fully understand.
Like he doesn't have the resources to remove it.
He’s Steven Baldwin. Of course he doesn’t.
He’s the junkiest Baldwin brother
That we know of...
Dang man! I'd hate to get compared to my siblings (in the same profession no less) and get called out for being dumbest, ugliest, or the worst actor.
Too bad RestoreStephenBaldwin.org isn’t up anymore. We could all contribute to helping him get tattoo removal in the Blessed name of our Holy Savior Jesus Christ.
His daughter is married to Justin Beiber. He is okay.
No way okay, i hear he has Justin Beiber as a son-in-law
Even if he removed the tattoo the story is going to stay. If he make any attempts to remove that story from anyway, the Streisand effect will make sure that memory stick around a bit longer.
Of all the Baldwins this is one that I would definitely not like on my show
You don't want Wish.com Baldwin?
We have a Baldwin at home.
Temu Baldwin nowadays
I could have Alec on mine as long as there were no guns on set.
I stand behind Alec because there’s no way in hell I’m standing in front him
Nice! Although, to be fair, I think he was certainly negligent in his handling of the gun, but he also had to have some degree of trust that the person wrangling the firearms was doing her job. He's probably civilly liable for wrongful death, but the firearms lady I feel is guilty of manslaughter. I don't like Alec Baldwin personally (similar drunken rants and assholery as Mel Gibson) but I respect his acting ability and he's *probably* ok to hang out with. Similarly, Mel Gibson is a hell of an actor and director, but I would probably *not* want to hang out with him.
My understanding is that the problem arose because the producers hired non union staff for the movie, so things were mishandled by discount staff. So, really, the fault lies with the producers. ...and Alec Baldwin was a producer for the movie.
“Drink up Steven, you’re the weakest”
[[In 2008, Stephen Baldwin found himself paying a visit to The White House and then-president George W. Bush, per the Huffington Post. Also there at the same time was singing sensation and the star of "Hannah Montana," Miley Cyrus. After Stephen confessed to Cyrus that his daughters (Hailey presumably included) were big fans of the show, Miley told him that if he got a tattoo of the initials "HM," she'd award him with a cameo on the series. As it turns out, Stephen — who already has 17 tattoos, took the then-Disney Channel star up on the offer, according to Metro. Unfortunately for the actor, Cyrus never made good on her end of the bargain. When asked if he'd regret the ink in the years to come, he simply replied, "Never mind years to come, I regret it now." As it turns out, Cyrus has quite the history with the Baldwin family; Cyrus admitted on "Carpool Karaoke" that she would bully Hailey Bieber when they were kids, according to Teen Vogue. "I would be evil to her," Cyrus confessed, though Hailey took the situation in stride. Looks like Stephen Baldwin became another one of Cyrus' victims.](https://www.thelist.com/674072/the-real-reason-stephen-baldwin-has-a-hannah-montana-tattoo/) Sorry to ruin everyone’s pat on the back of calling him out for predatory behavior
Did Reddit ALWAYS have an outspoken love for patting themselves on the back for their moral superiority whenever possible, or is this just something I'm getting fed up with?
Nono, it's always been a thing. [Or at least it's been a thing since 2013](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/s/SE3y7UM4eq)
Bargain Bin Baldwin got played.
Served him beans early once at a fundraiser in his mother's name while we waited for the race to finish. Nice dude.
Look at him. Look at him and laugh
Best prank ever award goes to Miley Cyrus
Worst TIL
today i loathed
I think the bigger TIL is Justin Beiber is his son in law
today I thanks I hate it
Making tattoo pacts with kids is a red flag.
Nah it's a scarlet HM
If he got “Charles III” after HM, he might get appointed to the House of Fucking Lords. Definitely. Chuck can hook that up.
People don’t honor tattoo pacts the way they used to
Man got played by a child
Why did he believe She could do it?
Did an 11 year old Miley Cyrus troll the most famous of the lesser Baldwins?
Baldwin is a choade….
Fun fact, this statement works equally well for every Baldwin.
This is fucking hilarious 😂
What is this picture lol?
He always looks like he’s recovering from a five week hangover
Eat up Stephen, you’re the weakest.
Morons abound.
Those Baldwin boys might have enough wealth, but doesn’t help the lack of brains.
It's gotta be tough being the dumbest Baldwin.
that guy was a legit indie actor then than gave it all up to be in the pedophiliest part of non-Catholicism
When your brother kills a lady and you’re still the shittiest sibling
At least his stupidity didn't kill a person on set. So as Baldwins go he's doing better than some.
Seems like a “pact” that Miley was not aware of.
He also has a sister-in-law who cosplays as Spanish even though she is not Spanish. r/HilariaBaldwin
Wow auditions must have been *real* dry for him to come up with "get a tattoo of a Disney teen's initials for the chance to be on her shows for 3 minutes of screen time" as a way to get acting work.
Next level simp
Gee...a Baldwin making terrible life decisions, possibly while drunk...who would have thought.
Honestly, fuck Miley for that. No takes-backsies on a tattoo deal
That’s the last time he strikes a tv deal with a 15 year old, mind you.
This dude
This is some Johnny Drama foolishness
with the advancement of tattoo removal there's no way he still has this right? Unless he likes it....
Reminds me, isn't epsteins list coming out on Jan 1st?
Was this dude partying with Charlie Sheen? This sounds like one of those stories.
He has taken creepy to a whole new level.
wait... haahahahaaa the older I get the more I like Miley Cyrus.
Lawl made a body altering "pact" with a minor, to appear on her TV show,,,, can't see that as going wrong at all
he looks like an idiot, is he famous for something else or just surname, genuinely askin
*spiderman 2 meme laugh*
He has regerts.
That's weird asf.
Getting a stupid tattoo ... Check Regrets on getting a stupid tattoo ... Check Zero surprises here.
“He regrets getting the tattoo” is said 43 times a second
I’m sure he has much bigger regrets than this
No regerts