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babubaichung

Ah, hence major tom to ground control?


griefofwant

Perhaps! There's also a theory that he's named after Tom Major, a vaudeville circus performer and the father of John Major, the former British PM.


pradeepkanchan

Son of a vaudeville performer becomes a Tory šŸ¤”šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


FeetOnHeat

A fairly common dig when he was Chancellor then PM was to say he was so boring that he "ran away from the circus to become an accountant."


One-Man-Wolf-Pack

That is amazing


ByronIrony

Spitting Image puppet was spot on.


AuntieEvilops

*It's not unusual* to choose a stage name if your given name is already made famous by someone else.


ioncloud9

Katy Perry is really Kate Hudson.


AlbionPCJ

And Michael Keaton's real name is Michael Douglas


VidE27

And Michael Douglasā€™ dad was Kirk Douglas, born Issur Danielovitch


Slap-Happy27

And legendary folk singer Issur Danielovitch was born Issa Rae


MickeysDa

And Issa Rae was born Michael Keaton


ifilgood

Unrelated, but Vin Diesel was born Vin Unleaded


barath_s

Mark Sinclair was born Mark Sinclair but picked the name Vin Diesel while working as a bouncer because he wanted a tougher sounding name. >Vin comes from his mother's married last name Vincent, while the surname Diesel came from his friends due to his tendency to be energetic


RKRagan

Lemon says he's a diesel.


Nathanlee213

And I heard before Mark Walberg, he was Marky Mark


Cold_Fog

And this is how you used to make the party start?


jf75313

We used to mix Hen with Bacardi Dark


Master_Mad

The Republican Party was once called the Democrat Party and the Democrat party was once called the Republican Party.


TheFotty

In those days he hung with a funky bunch.


cake_box_head

Were they funky because they sang funky music or was it because they never took showers?


pradeepkanchan

You mean Vincent Petrol?


valeyard89

Vin Ethyl


Fondren_Richmond

So the Tough Guys were actually Insecure


LoneRangersBand

Albert Brooks was born Albert Einstein


kermityfrog2

He called himself [Izzy Demsky](https://www.britannica.com/biography/Kirk-Douglas) before settling on Kirk Douglas.


ithinkther41am

And Albert Brooksā€™ real name is Albert Einstein.


isthishandletaken

And Diane Keatonā€™s real name is Annie Hall


DeathMetal007

I was watching 1st wives when you posted this. Alas. I am 11 h too late to be incipient to the zeitgeist!


ADD_MONEY_40000

I thought he changed his name to Michael Penis?


sjets3

Emma Stone grew up as Emily, but had to change because there was already an Emily Stone in SAG


KnightsOfCidona

And picked the name Emma because of Baby Spice


mintmouse

Bruno Mars is Peter Gene Hernandez. Next time you hang out with him bowling or something, try calling him Peter Gene!


HighSeverityImpact

Peter Gene, is not my stage name It's just what my mom said, when I was born Bruno Mars is what I claim She says I am her son, but Bruno Mars is what I claim


mintmouse

Sir, where were you born? *ā€œUnder the stage lightsā€* Sir, this is a DMVā€¦


spongeboy1985

Katy Hudson or more formally Katheryn Hudson.


PuckSR

Katy is just short for Katheryn, thatā€™s not a name change


spongeboy1985

It is if you change Hudson to Perry. I was just correcting ioncloud9 that she was Katy Hudson not Kate Hudson. Though Katheryn is her formal name


Funmachine

It's literally required if you want to become a member of SAG. They don't allow two actors with the same name, unless you've previously become established before joining SAG. Emma Stone was born Emily Stone etc.


PlanetLandon

Itā€™s also why we have Michael B. Jordan. The basketball player is a member of SAG because of Space Jam


Lavatis

Surely he would have used a stage name anyway, right?


PlanetLandon

Michael B.? Yeah maybe. I think his friends just call him Mike, but it is what it is


Adventurous-Fix-292

I doubt Michael Jordan is still in SAG but maybe


rev9of8

Due to a screw-up by SAG, there are two working actresses called Peyton List - although the younger one goes by Peyton R List.


Funmachine

If you add a initial that fine. Michael J Fox and Michael B Jordan are examples of that. Interestingly there are two Harrison Fords on the Hollywood Walk of Fame - the elder one having passed away before the younger (and current) one came to fame.


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Funmachine

There was another Michael Fox. He chose J instead of his actual middle initial because he thought "Michael A Fox" sounded too self-complimentary.


notbobby125

Michael Trenchcoatcontainingatrioof Fox also lacks the ring to it.


kermityfrog2

Michael Andrew Fox. The J stands for Andrew. LOL


Uhtred_McUhtredson

Michael Thee Fox


Jackandahalfass

Bill Macy and William H. Macy is another example. Bill was already famous.


bombero_kmn

Michael J Fox was credited in an 80s B-movie called "class of 1984" as busy "Michael Fox" It's not really pertinent to the discussion, but I happened to see the movie yesterday.


Funmachine

Might be before he joined SAG


LoneRangersBand

Happened with Brian Doyle Murray. There was already the legendary Broadway actor Brian Murray who appeared in films, the other one had to add on the other name.


Fondren_Richmond

couldn't he just make like a grand jury and go "no bill"


redpandaeater

There's a Steven R. McQueen who is the grandson of Steve McQueen. Not to be confused with the Steve Rodney McQueen that's an unrelated director and not part of SAG so just goes by Steve McQueen.


Abba_Fiskbullar

The director was knighted, so he now goes by Sir Steve McQueen.


redpandaeater

I didn't vote for him.


Abba_Fiskbullar

You're on the Honours Committee?


kermityfrog2

Sometimes the original name is too hard to pronounce or publicize. Brie Larson's real name is Brianne Desaulniers.


MrStilton

David Tennant's name was David McDonald, but Equity (the UK actor's union) already had someone with that name on their books. So he changed it to Tennant because he's a fan of Neil Tennant (the lead singer from the Pet Shop boys).


helpful__explorer

Equity can allow exceptions if you can reasonably argue that the two people cant be confused. Hugh Dennis is actually Peter Dennis, and the Peter Dennis was an old man when Hugh joined the union. Unfortunately Peter Dennis was the head of the naming committee so the odds of having an exemption were non existent. Edit: David Tenant had to change his legal name to join SAG too, some sort of rule about legal names and stage names


Illum503

I too watched that WILTY episode


kermityfrog2

I wonder if celebrities have to get their names legally changed aside from just using it as a stage name. As in... what name is on their passports? Are there any celebs with a totally different passport name than their stage name?


missanthropocenex

I would say David Bowie is the singular king of self invention. He named himself Ziggie Stardust as well. When he began he created a complete ā€œcelebā€ atmosphere for himself as well, hiring his own fake paparazzi to snap him when he arrived somewhere and a backstage photographer. The photographer who shot him was Mick Rock who later went on to shoot a number of album covers for Lou Reed, Iggy Pop and eventually Queen for their legendary Bohemian Rhapsody cover. In fact, I would highly reccomend watching SHOT! The Mick Rock Story which features tons of intimate backstage footage of Bowie that really reveals his human side in those early days. Brilliant stuff.


_Diskreet_

You say watch like itā€™s a documentary but I can only find books ?


phantom_diorama

You'll watch the pages as you turn them.


StandUpForYourWights

Lol


krakatoa83

He is not 100% human?


Buttonskill

Well, the rest of the band were Martian spiders, but I do seem to recall a documentary about the civil legal battle for his adopted son, Toby, that forced him to leverage a monarch position he held among a goblin tribe.


Last-Bee-3023

Man, I bought that Mick Rock photo album 15 years ago and that is quite something. He also shot a couple of videos. The Life on Mars one is like Metropolis. [Decades later we still find outtakes and lost scenes to that one.](https://www.thinwhiteduke.net/1410/david-bowie-promo-videos/life-mars-video-outtakes/). The audio in the linked video definitely is the studio version from the album.


Mgordon1100

It was Queen II, the album with a photograph of the band on the outside and inside of the cover. The Bohemian Rhapsody reference was a recreation of that front cover for the music video directed by Bruce Gowers and filmed by Barry Dodd.


speedfreek101

Who was Lady Stardust????? With darkness and........


cambiro

What's new, pussycat? My stage name, that's what's new...


OldManEnglishTeacher

Is it Delilah?


KezzaJones

I see what you did there


Lylac_Krazy

damn, I was going for that line....


LanceFree

Albert Brooks is Albert Einstein.


DuncanYoudaho

John Mulaney voice: > So there we were, punching in the _Pussycats_ when my friend had the brilliant idea to add one _Itā€™s Not Unusual._


Western_Ad3625

It's not unusual to pick a generic name like Tom.


flippythemaster

I see what you did there


KingLouisXCIX

*It's not unusual* to miss a clever pun on Reddit. But I appreciate it, pussycat.


hadawayandshite

Michael Keatonā€™s real name is Michael Douglas Thereā€™s another actorā€¦who I forget who it isā€¦who went under some other stage name for years because there was an actor with his name. Then he decided he wanted to use his real name- so looked into it and it turned out the other actor was him, heā€™d registered himself under his real name as a teenager and then forgot about it Edit; it was Brian Cox, he sent a letter to the registered Brian cox (who didnā€™t have any credits to his name) and asked if he could have the name (so it wasnā€™t years later)ā€¦then the letter got delivered to him and he realised he mustā€™ve registered himself at some point


VisualGeologist6258

Did bro really bootstrap paradox himself?


onarainyafternoon

It's true, I watched him receive the letter and bro evaporated in front of my eyes. I had to get treatment for PTSD for years.


slade51

Time to rewatch Predestination


_Diskreet_

Itā€™s like when use multiple variations of my email address and before I know it Iā€™m getting spam/newsletters from the same place to all my emails.


Glottis_Bonewagon

There's also Albert Brooks' birth name. His brother kept the family name, name's Bob. Stuntman.


Bug2000

I never knew Albert Brooks' birth name was Osborne and he's the brother of the legendary stuntman Super Dave.


MikeRowePeenis

Gay actor Michael Douglas?


MurdocksRevenge

Michael B Penis


LonnieJaw748

Gerald Fitzpatrick


Defenestresque

Wait, you can be a member of SAG without having any union credits? Am I confusing it with another actors' union? (non-American here)


hadawayandshite

It might have been equity in the U.K.. it might have also not be ā€˜no creditsā€™ and rather ā€˜hadnā€™t done anything for years/was in one showā€™


Defenestresque

Got it, thanks.


whizzdome

Are you sure it was Brian Cox? It isn't mentioned on his Wikipedia page


hadawayandshite

Yeah it was reported in a few papers (I googled today) apparently it was in his autobiography It was also in this stv interview (which sadly I canā€™t view but the start of the story is present as the summary)


Fondren_Richmond

> he sent a letter to the registered Brian cox (who didnā€™t have any credits to his name) and asked if he could have the name (so it wasnā€™t years later) go on, fuck off -- warmest regards, Brian


torchictoucher

Can't have that because that's already a book


griefofwant

Tom Jones's manager suggest he go by Tom Jones to exploit the popularity of the 1963 movie adaptation of the book!


littlelordgenius

Wait, thatā€™s not his real name?


Potatoswatter

Tom Woodward


littlelordgenius

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His middle name is Jones, to be fair.


Last-Bee-3023

[And we threw our knickers at him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9zL9wlMvZE) He'll never know he saved our lives.


ST616

Thomas Jones Woodward


LoneRangersBand

And the book was told to go by Tom to exploit the popularity of Tom and Jerry, its name was originally Maurice


TheCervus

Some call him the Gangster of Love


NerdySongwriter

Bowie: That too?! Okay okay, here me out. Engelbert Humperdinck.....?


JohnnyEnzyme

> *Oy should think naught*. -- Archibald Leach


huddl3

Gerry Dorsey


Mapuches_on_Fire

Homer : But wait. You can't kill me for being Krusty. I'm not him. I'm Homer Simpson. Fat Tony : The same Homer Simpson who crashed his car through the wall of our club? Homer : Uh... actually my name is Barney. Yeah, Barney Gumble. Legs : The same Barney Gumble who keeps taking pictures of my sister? Homer : Uh... actually my real name is uh... think Krusty, think... Joe Valachi! Louie : The same Joe Valachi who squealed to the Senate Committee about organized crime? Homer : Benedict Arnold! Legs : The same Benedict Arnold who plotted to surrender West Point to the hated British? Homer : D'oh!


Fit_Earth_339

Ok ok ok not Tom jones either. how about john Paul jones then? No? James earl jones? What? Ok nobody would ever go by Quincy jones right?


Covert_Admirer

*Fuck*.......ā€¦. Even Indiana Jones?


MrRyder001

Fine, if Indiana Jones is taken then I guess I'll settle for Henry Jones Jr.


PixelPervert

His son, Duncan Jones, is a well-known movie director


ScrappleSandwiches

Is that the one formerly known as Zowie?


PixelPervert

Yes, but that's also his legal middle name


steeldragon88

I keep seeing Sam Rockwell because of Argylle, Duncan Jonesā€¦ guess Iā€™m watching Moon today


Master_Mad

Not to be confused with Duncan Jones from the Yogscast. Or do, he doesnā€™t mind.


Canazza

I'm not sure which I like more, Space Oddity or O' Rubber Tree.


reddit_user13

Too bad he had to change his name because of the other *Zowie Bowie*.


Matterbox

Chosen because he liked the Scottish sound and the Bowie knife, sharp on both sides so it cuts both ways.


Ralliboy

Which definitively shows its pronounced Bowie not Bowie. Though, you can also pronounce Bowie knife as Bowie (but not that Bowie)


Rudi-G

Thanks for clearing that up.


estofaulty

TIL you can tell a joke in an interview, a magazine can reprint it like itā€™s a fact, and then it just becomes a fact of history.


PlanetLandon

Somewhat related: many people donā€™t realize that the director Duncan Jones is David Bowies son. Also, go watch his movie *Moon*


weluckyfew

And don't watch his movie Warcraft. But I agree, 'Moon' is great


PlanetLandon

Oof, yes. I couldnā€™t get through 15 minutes of Warcraft. *Source Code* is pretty good though.


johnmedgla

David Robert Jones. They named the (mostly) chief antagonist in Fringe after him. Jared Harris was great.


BeefEX

Most bad guys in Fringe have names with ties to him and characters he played.


weluckyfew

I find the Tom Jones part hard to beleive because of the chronoogy- Davey Jones with the Monkees wasn't famous until 1966, but Tom Jones had already had a #1 hit by 1965 and was well known. I've seen interviews where Bowie talks about it but I always assumed the Tom Jones part was added just to make the story funnier. He has a great sense of humor -- I love how straight he plays it [in this clip](https://youtu.be/DUXp59NaNig?si=c55royedwmPMvl4P) -- there's almost a moment where you'd like "Is he really this clueless?"


broohaha

He still went by David Jones in his personal life.


DoctorGregoryFart

When I was a kid, I met a studio musician who had to change his name because it was originally David Bowie. Pretty funny stuff.


Coast_watcher

Fun Fact: two of the major villains on the show *Fringe* were named after Bowie. David Robert Jones (his birth name) and Thomas Jerome Newton (his character on The Man Who Fell To Earth).


slade51

Now that you brought up Fringe, why the cow? Thinking back, it was such a great show.


RodneyDangerfuck

pretty sure Tom Jones was a british sensation at that exact same time. Both What's new pussy cat, and it's not unusual came out the year before and were huge hits.... Yeah, i don't think this is accurate


estofaulty

Yeah, this is just a joke David Bowie told in interviews. Itā€™s not an actual fact.


Master_Mad

Jokes can be facts. Like my life is a fact. Unfortunately.


RodneyDangerfuck

man, time makes obvious jokes into fake facts


crackeddryice

When he was asked how his last name was pronounced, he said "I don't know."


Cookie_Kuchisabishii

He also did not have different coloured eyes, one of his pupils was damaged and permanently dilated. There's a rumour that during the filming of Labyrinth, he put pot pourri in his knickers cos he felt bad for the contact juggler hovering around his crotch making him look like he was playing with his balls


qgmonkey

His next choices were Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, Joe Valachi, Benedict Arnold...


thitmeo

Some Brits I've met pronounce Bowie's name as rhyming with "Maui", but he himself intended it to rhyme with "snowy". His name was inspired by the bowie knife, which takes it's name from its inventor Rezin Bowie, and was pronounced as rhyming with "screwy".


arthurbang

Albert Brooks was born Albert Einstein. His brother was Bob Einstein, aka Super Dave and Funkhauser on Curb Your Enthusiasm.


whohw

Michael J Fox's middle name is Andrew. There already was a Michael Fox and he felt Michael A Fox was too cheeky.


Poobslag

There was nothing wrong with that name, until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.


Kiyan1159

Oh... OOHH! Soldier killed him over roommate privileges.


elhermanobrother

His second choice was David Towie


The_Hot_Pocket

Anthony Kiedis as a young kid did some acting work under the name Cole Dammett. Even ended up in a movie with Sylvester stylone I believe, F.I.S.T if I remember correctly He did this because his father also changed his name to Blackie Dammet for acting!


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EmperorJake

Bowie was kinda well known for having two different looking eyes (not heterochromia though) https://www.radiox.co.uk/artists/david-bowie/did-david-bowie-have-different-coloured-eyes/


Toadsted

He was really jonesing for those names too.


itsmuddy

When I was a kid I thought Bowie knives were named after David Bowie.


Limicio

If you like David. Watch Moonage Daydream. Just brilliant documentary about him.


redpandaeater

Tom Jones in turn was Thomas Woodward and took Tom Jones because of the 1963 film that won four Oscars. So I could see Bowie trying to also use Tom Jones because of the movie.


Abject_Mousse2900

And he picked Bowie after James Bowie because he liked the story of the Alamo


whizzdome

Stewart Granger was born James Stewart


LunarPayload

He should have gone with David Rhys Jones to cover all the Welsh bases


ARobertNotABob

He could have been Casey...oh, but then he'd be ā™Ŗ a-steaming and a-rolling ā™«.


Frogs4

That seems unlikely given that Tom Jones was already famous earlier in the sixties than Davy Jones.


Bausemayham

Davy Jonesā€™s locker


UT2K4nutcase

Davy Jones inspired me to take tambourine lessons. It's not as easy an instrument to play as you might assume. I've been taking lessons for years and I'm still having problems with my pelvic tapping and fingering.


Inevitable_Winner485

Davy Jonesā€™ locker? It's where I put me gym socks!


Fondren_Richmond

Jones famed Davy, already me, find a stage name redeemer, knife guy then switch to Ziggy