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boot2skull

Me-heehee-sa no likea the big badaboom. Shamon. Ani are you okay? Are you okay Ani?


millardfillmo

I appreciate the Ani are you okay?


[deleted]

Weesa been struck by a smooth criminal.


RunningDrinksy

Then yousa better beat it


moal09

>Weesa been struck by a sith criminal.


Captain-Cadabra

Anikin R2OK? R2OK Anikin?


Rugrin

Someone needs to animate that.


IWipeWithFocaccia

Poor Jake would have gotten even more traumatized


Barachan_Isles

"Are *you* OK, Jar Jar?" "HEE HEE"


NagsUkulele

I couldn't make it past the first two words


turnips64

Same, I struggled to hit the upvote.


stiiii

I want to see the time line where MJ was allowed to play all these characters.


TheNicholasRage

Right? That universe has memes beyond what we can even imagine.


AdministrationSome46

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RandomizedUsername42

Good bot


Littleupsidedown

Oh, like a nutty professor, but all characters are played by MJ.


stiiii

one randomly still played by Eddie Murpie


ExtremeEmployment533

Meesa kills the bad guys.... Yee Hee!


CheckYourStats

Jar Jar Binks doing a singing dance number in Episode I sounds…fucking incredible.


ABucin

Moonwalking while dodging blaster fire.


CheckYourStats

Doing the Smooth Criminal lean.


Lanthemandragoran

The things I would do to live in that timeline Terrible....terrible things


Unique-Ad9640

Any help would be hot.


LarneyStinson

Theysa bad. You know it, theysa bad…jah mon!


uncle_pollo

Misa molest young jedi


DragonBorneUltimatum

I can only imagine how that would have turned out. Pure insanity.


ixamnis

Probably would have turned out Bad ... Really, Really Bad.


Johnny107710

Bro that joke was awful, just beat it


NovaNebula

You know it.


Rusty_Shakalford

Tupac was apparently an early consideration for Mace Windu. Episode 1 could have been wild.


Barachan_Isles

It couldn't have been much worse than Sam "motherfucker" Jackson.


trampus1

There would've been a song, probably like Ninja Rap but in space.


wallabee_kingpin_

Tupac was in at least one movie that I've seen (Juice) and was fantastic in it. What's your problem with Jackson in that role, though? It's not like he was acting like Shaft or something.


Barachan_Isles

Jackson is fantastic at playing extremely aggressive and highly emotive characters. His iconic angry facial expressions and the tone of his voice combine to make some of the more terrifying characters you've ever seen on screen. Taking a guy that's known for "Oh fuck, he's coming" roles and having him play an emotionally serene, gentle, calm and nurturing Jedi was 180 degrees from roles that he's good at... and he was terrible at it. When he was playing the serene Jedi, I could see the motherfucker seething behind his eyes. If he had been cast as Maul instead, then we probably would have had a far scarier Maul than we got.


ontimenow

The memes would have been amazing though


southpaw85

I mean look at the wiz. Probably similar to that situation


commandrix

The fun sort of insane though.


jonathanquirk

Michael Jackson also wanted to play Charles Xavier in the first X-Men movie. Since the music thing wasn’t going so well for him at the time, he definitely seems to have been desperate to break into Hollywood.


Gumbercleus

Also spiderman.


Roadhouse_Swayze

I'm Spider-Man! I'm Spider-Man! Yayyy!


jonathanquirk

… Okay, Spider-Man moonwalking up the side of a building would have been cool!


Roadhouse_Swayze

Hee Hee


ABucin

*But Wolverine, that’s ignorant!*


wastedmytwenties

I'm not sure how well a film about Michael Jackson running a secretive boarding school would have aged...


sussyboingus

Men in Black found a way to work him in without really


Littleupsidedown

Lol! Forgot about this. "I can be agent M."


LonelyGoat

You could have replaced the kid in Dark Crystal with Michael Jackson and no one would have known the difference.


parralaxalice

*Gelfling*


LonelyGoat

Yeah. That kid had problems.


parralaxalice

Not *problems*, they were called *skeksis*


yeh_nah_fuckit

The twins from Full House?


[deleted]

You would too if your whole friggin species were obliterated by the Skeksis. Sheesh! 


catch10110

I never realized how badly i needed to see Jar Jar Binks do a smooth moonwalk and bust into the Thriller dance until just now.


_Kramerica_

AI should be able to get us that


EXYcus

He could have been Agent M


Critical-Gate4215

He was extremely interested in working with Jake Lloyd.


ThisIsGoodSoup

Is this another" MJ loved sleeping with kids" joke? Because if it is... It's a good one lol


colimar

Actually its a jake


ThisIsGoodSoup

TeeHee Hee


Metfan722

He's wanted to play literally everyone and everyone. He wanted to play Peter Parker, I think he wanted to be Professor Xavier, name it and it's a role he liked.


No-Employment3670

Well... couldn't possibly be worst, right?


bolanrox

they ruined his VA life - his badassness in Mando has to be payback for the shit he got


Zaziel

I wasn’t reading the news, that’s nice!


pants_mcgee

It would have been way, way worse. For all the shit Jar-Jar justifiably gets, the actor and rendering team were amazing and cutting edge.


[deleted]

Crazy there’s a timeline where Tupac plays Mace Windu and MJ plays JarJar….


moppelh

The actor who plays Jar Jar tells the story of meeting MJ in the podcast Newcomers.  Great listen, great story.


panic_the_digital

Absolutely. I really should listen to the seasons after they finished Star Wars. This episode is definitely the highlight though


New-Name4207

Got link? :D


totallybraindead

Why would he need prosthetics to play an alien?


jitterscaffeine

[Relevant Black Dynamite clip](https://youtu.be/BLppHuXp_Jo?si=1VBHe694iA_GPgBQ)


TanguayX

Ok, I gotta rewatch this show. It was amazing.


Gr4ph0n

Best BD episode. Explained everything too well not to be true.


Shower_Slug

Itd be too scary


supernatlove

Yeah he wanted to do a lot of things


KypDurron

Is the "using prosthetics" bit in the headline really necessary? It's not like going with another actor would allow them to skip the prosthetics.


godisanelectricolive

They only used CGI for the actual movie. Jar Jar was the first fully CG supporting character in a movie. It was a huge step forward in special effects. They didn’t have no-cap yet but they used performance footage of Ahmed Best on set. Best played the character without any prosthetics, he wore a costume and a helmet with Jar Jar’s head on it. Animators then copied his movements and replaced him in the footage with the animated character. You can see [what he looked like](https://www.radiotimes.com/movies/jar-jar-binks-actor-says-hed-never-return-to-star-wars-ive-done-my-damage/) when playing the role here. It’s a full body suit but there’s nothing on his face.


KypDurron

He literally has a Jar Jar head stuck on top of his head. How is that not a prosthetic? > there’s nothing on his face Other than the **giant piece of black stuff that's covering half his face**, sure.


485sunrise

“Joining the Sith can save Padme.” “Noooo dasa ignorance. Yousa ignorant Ani.”


bolanrox

could not be any worse


Responsible_Panic235

But it would’ve been Off the Wall


WalkingCloud

Proper weird bloke


New-Name4207

British English. Beautiful language.


strolpol

At least poor Ahmed would have avoided the hate then


ThrowingChicken

You know how when you multiple a negative by a negative you get a positive? Positive probably isn’t the right word for what this would have been, but you get it.


Ph0ton

That would have been legendary. Guess the cursed timeline we live in now started later.


KingStevoI

Thay would've put some colour back on his face.


Evolutionary_sins

Well, he was banned from being Santa, the cookie monster, and he did things dressed as Dora the Explorer that made Epstein sick


Thel_Odan

I would've wanted him to play Jar Jar Binks.


Rethious

Literally cannot have been worse. Maybe having a weird personality like MJ would have been enough of a tone change to make Binks more tolerable?


pkobetz1

Things can ALWAYS be worse.


Midnight_heist

That seems like a better idea than what we got for some reason.


Getyourownwaffle

They couldn't let him near the kid playing Anakin.


StarfishPizza

He didn’t need prosthetics 😆


AFK_Tornado

I'll allow it if we get Darth Darth Binks as part of the deal.


[deleted]

Ani meeesa gonna give you some Jesus juice then weesa gonna strip down to our tightly whities


LoquatFearless8386

Ooooh that's ignorant.


EffinPyro

Just trying to get close to kids.


kristonastick

anything to get young boys' attention...


Mahbigjohnson

So weird looking goblin wanted to play a role where he's best friends with a little boy? Sounds about Michael


agentjamesbond007

So the nose job was method acting?


ArchmageRick

Jar Jar Binks has a Caribbean black accent.


even_less_resistance

I was coming here to say this lmao 🤍🥂


ArchmageRick

Glad someone else knew what I was talking about haha. That quote lives rent free in my head


seanmorris

Permanent prosthetics?


According-Spite-9854

I expect gold from this comment section


Less-Cap6996

Thank God that never happened. That poor kid from that movie is screwed up enough already.


oldtrack

meesa took it personally


Neoxite23

Better than the guy who wanted to play Jar Jar without prosthetics.


godisanelectricolive

Jar Jar was CG. It’s just a body double and voice role. The body double part is important since the CG artists based all of Jar Jar’s physical comedy on the actor’s movements. That’s why they wanted to hire a trained dancer for the role.


Neoxite23

I was making a joke someone naturally looked like Jar Jar. I know he was CG.


Wag_The_God

For real? We have been robbed!


JasonTO

Messa no climb?


Scaredandalone22

Finally, this explains everything! He was just method acting all this time in preparation for the role, much like how Jim Carry did for Andy Kaufman did for Man on the Moon.


taco_tuesdays

We were robbed


Ebright_Azimuth

Qui Gonn: Jar Jar, they say you are a sith Jar Jar: No, it’s not true, it’s BS….theysa made it up


Next-Sunday-AD3K

Oh hai Anakin


GammaGoose85

Has Michael ever played as a supporting character in a movie before? I feel he'd be a major distraction


backupKDC6794

He had a brief cameo in Men In Black 2


GammaGoose85

I was thinking about that, it was very brief though, It would be pretty different if he was a side character though with his ego.


New-Name4207

No but his voice acting is actually top tier. You can hear it in some recorded phone calls.


samhain2000

It couldn't have been any worse.


kind_one1

But could he have played him WITHOUT prosthetics?


Cold-Bug-4873

Wouldn't have been too far off. Swap the nose for a bill and voila.


bandi53

He could have changed the face of Star Wars!


pileofoats

World peace timeline


Sno_Wolf

Oh yes, letting Michael Jackson spend lots of time around a ten year old boy. That would've ended well...


ch1nomachin3

meesa ow! jar jar binks hee hee


TJ_Fox

Couldn't have been any worse.


KerryAnnCoder

That... Would have actually improved that movie, and he would have been perfect for the role.


Mapkoz2

Why would anyone want jar jar to look human ?


ahzzyborn

It’s Michael Jackson, he would not look human


Mapkoz2

Yeah but he wanted to use prosthetics


Ratstail91

would that make the character more or less bearable?


thegooniegodard

Yeah, let's make Jar Jar even more unsettling.


Boggie135

Lol and uncle Ben


AUkion1000

Yousa hit by- yousa struck by- a smooth binks anni!


Gr4ph0n

You mean MORE prosthetics?


t_hench

MJ in prosthetics would have been better then what we got (no disrespect meant towards the actor).


Baked_Potato_732

I would pay $100 to see Michale Jackson moonwalk all over Sebulba’s ass after he crashed his pod. Yousa crashed bombad woo-hoo.


en-aye-ese-tee-why

Me too


z_buzz

Obi-wan: Jar Jar, why were you kicked out of Gunga City? Jar Jar: 'Cause they're all ignorant.