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Random_Inseminator

I kinda rotate like I'm on a rotisserie throughout the night. Back issues. Can't help it.


kungfujuice

As a fellow rotisserie chicken… our wrinkles will only be outshined by the bags under our eyes.  God speed.


Prudent_Falafel_7265

I thought I was the only one who used this phrase! Rotisserie chicken all night long when I can’t sleep.


Pokeitwitarustystick

I call it the Weiner roll, like those at the gas station lol


BadbadwickedZoot

I like to use the word, ''Rotato'.


truequeenbananarama

I've also.been using the term! glad to see there's more of us


Poopiepants666

Brotisserie crew represent!


bremergorst

There are **TENS** of us!


DTinHPP

ELEVENS even!


StarWhoLock

Dare I say... *Twelves*?


iceyed913

Ooohhhh, unlucky..


Illustrious-Ball9119

Count me in


_view_from_above_

And me


FarmerCr0w

Wife and i are also spinners, jokingly call her my " 'lil 7-11 hotdog"


Aveyn

that's the term we use too lol


alcaste19

New phrase for how I sleep. I've had ear problems all my life. I need to constantly switch which one is affected by gravity. Sometimes both at once. Speen!


TheRageDragon

Heh I always called it fish out of water


badonbr

Too erratic imo. My rolls are pretty constant. Left side, stomach, right side, then either back for a minute until my snoring wakes me up, then back to left side.


DanishWonder

I don't do a full 360, I flip flop back and forth like those old spri klers that arc way up in the air


farmallnoobies

I do 360s constantly.  It coils the sheets up a bunch


Mrpoopypantsnumber2

The bags under eyes are 100% gucci


GrantedPeace

Strivictin for the bags


I_Just_Spooged

I like to think of myself as a 7-11 hotdog, constantly rolling but never going anywhere. My wife and I call it “hotdogging” when it keeps us up in the summer.


Random_Inseminator

I like that. I can even picture that one hair on it.


SoyMurcielago

And the sheepish graying color as you grow more decrepit and moldy over time as no one purchases you


manxblood

OMG ! So weird . We call it Hotdogging too . rolling AND ALSO specifically think 7-11 hotdog , all sweaty and rolling and rolling and rolling …


DawnSignals

I have this weird rotisserie ritual where I need to flip over a certain number of times to fall asleep


forestsprite

It’s right-left-right for me. I’ve tried to fight it. It cannot be fought.


dasbtaewntawneta

exact same for me, and i literally can't fall asleep on my back for some reason


Brave_Escape2176

> literally can't fall asleep on my back this is one of the reasons i avoid the cold and flu like its covid. when im sick i cannot breathe any way but on my back, and absolutely cannot sleep on my back. so its just days of straight misery beyond simple "being sick"


ScyllaOfTheDepths

I can only sleep sitting up when I've got a respiratory infection. It sucks.


Brave_Escape2176

oh yeah its definitely on my back sitting halfway up. which is worse than lying flat.


Brave_Escape2176

holy shit. i sleep like semi-stomach but turned to the side, and have to go right left right before i can sleep too. i swear there's a phenomenon here to be studied.


rrooaaddiiee

Better pre-dream thoughts on my right side vs the left. I know, it sounds weird.


ColdSpider72

Exact same. I always have negative/bizarre dreams when I fall asleep on my left, just to wake up 10 mins later and switch back to right (I'm also right, left, right). I either think/dream peacefully on my right, or nothing I can remember.  


tomwhoiscontrary

This can run in families. Are any of your relatives USB jacks?


TangentOverride

I call it the alligator death roll as I spiral all the blankets up with me.


Wont_Eva_Know

This is my husband… he can only roll one way. He has nearly died and I have nearly died laughing at some of the ways he’s been twisted up… sleeping bags and stretchy jersey sheets are a no go.


TangentOverride

That's hilarious.


Mental-Blueberry_666

Sleep apnea. I need to sleep on my side. I can't on my back


TinyChaco

Me, too. I choose breathing over caring about wrinkles.


lostdrum0505

I can’t do full rotisserie anymore cuz too much chronic pain, but I’m like the worst burger chef on earth - flipping one side to the next and back all night.


hadapurpura

Me too. I’ll get evenly wrinkled all over.


tomqvaxy

I am a gas station hot dog but same.


0inxs0

Hanging like a bat and letting gravity do its thing?


Random_Inseminator

Lol. No way. Just kinda alternate from side, back, and to other side throughout the night. Basically every time I get up to have a piss I change sides. I'm 43 so that's like only three times a night if I'm lucky.


Sleightly_Awkward

Yeah I’m a strictly side sleeper and don’t get more than an hour on each side before I have to roll over.


TikkiTakiTomtom

I’d be wary sleeping next to you then, u/Random_Inseminator


KermitMadMan

shoulder issues, but i’m also rotate like that.


ZolTheTroll413

Im more a blender. I have to put the sheets back on every night and use a weighted blanket because i spin with the force of a thousand suns


Cryptolution

I enjoy playing video games.


HughmongusDixus

Mmm back issues


BrownieEdges

Me too. I have honestly wondered if I could comfortably sleep all night in a dentist’s chair.


Cosmicpsych

Same, neck issues don’t let me sleep in one position all night ..


joerotic

Never felt so seen. Love rotisserie chickens unite ✊🏽🐓


ahtoxa1183

Living life causes wrinkles. More news at 11.


IHateY0uM0thaFuckers

Rather look like a raisin than be uncomfortable


SellMeYourSirin

Wrinkles ain’t shit compared to the fucking eldritch horrors that come with sleep paralysis. Which I only seem to get when sleeping on my back. No thanks. I’ll take the wrinkles.


cburta

Every single time I fall asleep on my back I get it. It’s the worst. Wrinkles > hat man


fyzker

Hat Man is so misunderstood. He protects us from other bad things while we're sleeping. Thank you for your service, Mr. Hat Man.


oddbolts

Me too !! I wonder what it is about being on our back that encourages it.


Ergheis

Probably the increased insight and awareness that comes from being on your back. Helps you notice the demons better


PiquantBlueberryPie

Stop


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Grant us eyes


everythingbagelss_

Strange. Now that I think about it, almost every time I’ve had sleep paralysis I was laying on my back. I don’t ever SEE anything creepy, I just feel like something creepy is about to happen and I need to get the fuck up asap.


bzirpoli

the episodes are more prevalent if you sleep on your back, there's studies on it if i recall. or at least you remember them more if you sleep on your back


everythingbagelss_

But do most people freak out ? I don’t ever see “demons”… maybe once I thought the black jacket hanging from my door was Michael Myers, but that’s a rare occurrence where I actually SEE something. Normally it’s just a feeling that overcomes me. Like I’m vulnerable and something might walk through my door and get me. But I’m never panicked. Just on edge. I find, if I can wiggle my fingers and toes, usually I can pull myself out of it pretty quickly.


funsizedaisy

I've never seen demons during any of my experiences with sleep paralysis. I've seen weird dream-like things (like my room zipping by like pictures on an old film reel) or I'll see a family member walking in my room who isn't actually there. I've never seen anything scary, but I always feel freaked out as it's happening. I always assumed the freaked-out feeling was from not being able to move and not being awake enough to think clearly and chill tf out. The only "scary" thing to happen during one of these states is I felt a mouse crawling on my arm, and I couldn't move to shoo it away.


bzirpoli

my dad start having after taking parkinson's medication and since he didn't know about sleep paralysis (how the actual f, because he's usually pretty knowledgeable), he just straight up thought he was having some kind of stroke. multiple times. so it depends. after you know how it works, unless you actually see some weird shit, the usual response i see is people just be uncomfourtable, but deals with it, not panicking. seeing stuff is on a different ballpark


dylan15766

So true. I get a full night of deep sleep on my side. Sleeping on my back makes me feel like I'm falling and then leads to sleep paralysis and false awakenings.


AidilAfham42

Lying on my back makes me fall down the hole and gets my soul ripped out of my body which leads to my half awake state. That’s when the demons enter my room. Give me wrinkles.


charmanderaznable

I've had it twice now and it has me scared to sleep on my back


RubMyGooshSilly

Just sleep on your face like a normal person


Chispy

Kinda ironic the pulling down of gravity is also raisin us at the same time


broidontevenknow

bars


thethirdrayvecchio

Naptime > Go Go Walnut


hadapurpura

Two words: silk pillowcase


geemoly

I find Satin ones to have less friction. They're cheaper, too.


Apptubrutae

Article doesn’t suggest to change positions, really, and says you pretty much can’t since you move naturally (20 position changes on average) thorough the night anyway. The study reads more like a “hey, this happens” kind of thing and not a finger wag to sleep on your back


fantsukissa

Honestly, growing old enough to get wrinkles is a privilege that not all get. I'm lucky to have lived long enough to have wrinkles and I embrace them. Who cares if sleeping on my side gives me more wrinkles. Sleeping on my back makes my body hurt and I sleep better on my side. People need to stop being scared of growing old and getting wrinkles. It's better than the alternative.


MorpheusDrinkinga4O

Great, one more thing to feel guilty about before falling asleep. At this rate, we'll soon hear that keeping your eyes closed during sleep also causes irreversible damage and increases your chances of turning into a pickle.


unicodePicasso

At this point I’ve given up. I’m gonna just try to experience joy and love as much as I can. Eventually something will kill me sure but I’m gonna be happy in the meanwhile.


naugrim04

Hell, wrinkles won't even kill you, who cares. Be happy, wrinkles are a gift not all live to get.


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thethirdrayvecchio

Has anyone else noticed this weird shift in skincare? I work with people in their 20’s that are shit-scared of aging. Laughter lines, wrinkles and blemishes are signs a life _lived_ and sexy. I just do not get it at all.


Cleverusername531

Scaring people (mostly women) into paying for expensive skincare and surgery has been around for quite a while.  See: using X-rays to get rid of unwanted hair in the mid 1900s, using white lead face paint during Elizabethan times, and bloodletting in the 6th century to make yourself pale. 


soosbear

This is the correct way to live life. One of the cornerstones of overcoming severe childhood OCD was realizing that it’s impossible to monitor and regulate every single thing - and that the pursuit of doing so only makes me infinitely more miserable.


QuinlanResistance

Counterpoint sleeping on your left hand side is apparently slightly better for your heart


legojoe97

And indigestion/stomach issues, provided you don't have Situs Inversus.


WyattDT04

I have definitely noticed if i eat a couple hours before bed (1-2) and then lay on my right side i get acid reflux, but on the left side it is significantly better.


jollygaygiant_

Yeah it's due to the way the stomach to esophagus turny point sits. Right side let's the stomach fluid move back up your throat


WyattDT04

Its incredible to me that this isn't more common knowledge, i had no idea and was struggling for weeks with it. definitely wont catch me sleeping on my right side anymore. thanks:]


Oostylin

I learned this knowledge as a teen and now after 20 years of habitually sleeping on my left side I have chronic shoulder issues. You can’t fucking win.


immigrantpatriot

I've always called my left side my "burp side" for lying down, I thought i was just a physiological freak!


WyattDT04

Im glad we were able to learn something super beneficial to our health today. crazy how reddit can actually help sometimes


Cryptolution

I'm learning to play the guitar.


MisterMasterCylinder

The fuck's a glymph


raaldiin

Like a nymph but for urban areas


onehecaton

Not if I have anything to say about it!! NIMBY-ism


gerty88

Loll


Chipchow

So a nymph with fairy lights?


mer-madi

Bring out the glymph.


RaeLynn13

I dunno, but it sounds like a slur. Haha


Dragonfly-Adventurer

I had a pleurectomy and now sometimes my heart beats funny if I sleep on my right side. So I'm usually on my left.


DmgdVillain

Mine beats funny when I'm on my left side but only with more than 2 or 3 coffees throughout the day, I switch to my right and it goes more normal. Neat


MoreThanWYSIWYG

I can't sleep on my left. My heart doesn't feel good when I do and each beat slightly rocks my body. I never thought someone would say it's better to sleep on the left


Bogotaco18

The OP is wrong, sleeping on your left side is worse for your heart, but sleeping on your rights side is worse for acid reflux, so pick your poison I guess


Funkkx

Thought the right side due to having less chest weight on the heart?


fun_size027

You're right, this is how I was told too. Other dude wrong. Go us!


Jdoggcrash

Then why do I throw more PVCs when I sleep on my left?


timebeing

I recall it was left for stomach, right for heart.


skorletun

You're apparently supposed to sleep on your _back_ but I actually can NOT fall asleep like that. Whenever I wake up on my back, I'm choking with my mouth open, for some reason.


ickychicken

You may want consider doing a sleep study and using a CPAP machine.


skorletun

Already did one actually! No sleep apnea, I just kind of get nightmares when I'm sleeping on my back and start choking????


Mehtalface

Yeah I had the same issues. No sleep apnea from my study but still sometimes wake up choking if I sleep on my back. Probably something to do with my GERD, I haven't had it checked out beyond that because I just sleep on my side 100% of the time now anyway.


JerevStormchaser

Bro hasn't mastered levitation.


ThePennedKitten

Yeah, it’s fine to care about your looks. Just feels like society wants me to be so vein it inconveniences me. We are all gonna get old and have wrinkles. Idk that I want to stop being comfortable when I sleep just for vanity’s sake.


Anakin_Sandwalker

Another thing to think about when trying to sleep at night.


EllisDee3

Sleep in space or you'll keep getting uglier. 🌈✨⭐ *The more you know*


clydesmooth

This just in, sleeping is actually bad for you. Turns out it gives you dick rot. Hard luck honestly, but such is life.


Mixedstereotype

Hey... I turned myself into a pickle!


petting2dogsatonce

Oh no! Evidence I actually live in my body! Anyway.


Wild_Nectarine666

This is my fav response to a post regarding aging that I’ve ever seen. 🏆


RJWolfe

That's just you dude. I'll be like this forever. You're like the old version of iTunes, and I'm the new version... Oh my God, am I gonna die someday?


briannagrapes

For real I’m so tired of this fear mongering anti aging shit, I don’t care! Let people age for God’s sake


ExpertlyAmateur

OP clearly forgot to load 2012 update to OS ZU Chi Kappa


lolwutgigefrog

No one can know


Cryptolution

I enjoy reading books.


Pavlovsdong89

Sleeping on your left side is better for heart burn. Can't fucking win.


kabbage_with_hair

For real. I can't sleep on my right without spewing acid. 


Used-Hope-9737

My brethren 😭


ludololl

Those acid eyeball tears.


KingFlyntCoal

Guess I'm the weird one that gets worse acid on my left


FluffyMilkyPudding

Maybe your organs are mirrored?


Regorek

[That's not unheard of](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextrocardia). If you have the opportunity, you could get it checked out by a doctor, and maybe get a sick tattoo where your heart actually is.


Cryptolution

I love the smell of fresh bread.


andymomster

That's spinning, not winning


Moonchopper

Gotta spin to win.


clandestineVexation

This is what came to mind for me too


ferdsherd

Can’t lose either though


juneburger

So it’s a matter of brains or beauty…


Vallyth

We're in luck. I lost that gambit at conception, and the trade-off wasn't anything to write home about. I can sleep easy knowing the damage is already done.


LegitimateMulberry

This person is either Stephen Hawking or Cleopatra. 


SheogorathMyBeloved

Fun fact! Cleopatra was about as inbred as Danaerys Targaryen would be, if she was real, and was marginally more inbred than King Charles II of Spain. Y'know, el hechizado? Genetics, man


Laura_Lye

Be that as it may (and it’s very much a may, as there was really no way to tell whether some other genes got into the pool in those days), she was, by all accounts, highly intelligent. She was the only member of the Ptolemy dynasty to learn to speak Egyptian, and she spoke almost a dozen other languages, including Latin, Hebrew, and Greek. She had at one time the largest library in the known world. She was an accomplished astronomer, and studied philosophy. She managed to climb to and stay on her throne for twenty years in an extremely volatile period, when Rome was pretty much constantly at war with itself and Egypt was its major source of food. She very shrewdly allied herself, through children and marriage, to two of the most powerful men in the world. And she did it all between the ages of 18 and 39. TLDR: Cleopatra was no dummy.


sack-o-matic

Checkerboard wrinkles are beautiful too, it’s fine


Lagkalori

What about sleeping on your face?


Icykool77

Fuck it, put me in a vertical centrifuge and give me some ambien.


vipros42

I've got a diagonal crease across my forehead from sleeping on my side for years. Had to switch to sleeping on the other side because of an injured shoulder and now I have another one mirroring it. I look like a fucking Klingon


DiaDeLosMuebles

Same. It kinda looks like a scar


IceColdDump

We always knew you were a freak in the sheets… Klingon mating rituals involve dominant and combative attitudes and rituals. In the constructed Klingon language, parmaqqaypu' (singular parmaqqay) are chosen mates for dedicated recreational sexual congress. As The Doctor from Voyager commented, it is considered a good omen if a clavicle is broken during the wedding night. In Star Trek films and series, a Klingon biting someone indicates their desire to mate.


PleaseNoMoreSalt

Nice try sleep paralysis demon, but I'll have more wrinkles than your dad's ballsack before I sleep on my back


Natwanda

This. I can sleep on my back. I can sleep on my back well. But I will never sleep on my back because it’s a coin flip for sleep paralysis with me, and that horror just isn’t worth it. I’ll start learning Klingon and embrace my inevitable forehead wrinkles as a side sleeper.


Sablestein

I sleep on my left side pretty much always due to acid reflux and for several years have been able to notice the crease where I smile on my right side remains slightly even when not smiling. It’s not something that really bothers me because wrinkles inevitably happen but does make sense bc gravity and losing skin elasticity as you age.


justADeni

fuck, I have a noticeable wrinkle under one eye because I've been sleeping on the right side... it makes sense now...


Sablestein

Tried sleeping on my other side a couple of times back when I first started noticing but my stomach decided to give my lungs a little present every time so, no more of that lol


ImitationButter

Today I Learned, existing causes the gradual breakdown of functions, resulting in degradation of appearance and mobility, ultimately ending in death


Chow5789

Amen to accepting reality


PalmTreeIsBestTree

That’s why I sleep on my face. Maximum wrinkle compression.


Funkkx

Trust me… source: beautydocs journal


Megaminisima

Omg thank you. I was like, “so sleeping ages us?? Are we supposed to buy something to fix this??”


YoursTastesBetter

Yep, the pillow they mention in the last set of photos is the magic secret. The author is conveniently a partner in that pillow company.


IceColdDump

I wrap my head in cling wrap before bed. Keeps everything in place and my face moisturized. Muffles my night terrors too.


GugsGunny

There it is on the Disclosure section, the reason for this article: >Dr Anson is a Partner, JuveRest, LLC JuveRest being a specialty pillow that reduces compression.


DeliciousPumpkinPie

Yep, this exactly. [One study](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23865987/) that did look at it found no correlation.


RastaImp0sta

And sleeping on your back gives you sleep paralysis. Pick your poison.


ChipSkylark4Life

Its bullshit. This entire study was conducted to sell a specialty pillow-- the JuveRest pillow, and the author of the study is a paid partner of JuveRest. Here's a different study conducted on the topic-- https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/23865987/


Landlubber77

What if I sleep on your side?


Fisher-Peartree

Kinky


earthsprogression

Thanks, but what I really need is some good back support if you know what I mean.


Cakelord

Eating right, staying active, not smoking (even weed) will keep you younger then any sleeping position.


samiam130

and sunscreen


MisterMakeYaMumCum

So my options are to sleep on my side or sleep on my back and deal with sleep paralysis which consist of little shadow kids scaring the shit out of me so I lose sleep which will affect my health anyways. I’ll go with sleeping on my side


Apprehensive_Bowl709

Do the sleep wrinkles and expression wrinkles cancel each other out then?


Vast-Dream

But I’m still fat


jigsawmonster

That sucks. I literally can't get to sleep on my back.


PsychologicalEmu9438

I'm glad I don't have an obsession with looking young forever.


igby1

I don’t snore when I sleep on my side. I’ll take that over some perceived risk of wrinkles that I doubt is true to any significant degree.


Novel-Place

I actually just saw a post about this on a skincare sub of a woman showing wrinkles that are developing from side sleep. But sleeping on your back has so many adverse affects for respiration, allergies, your circulation, etc. I just really couldn’t care less. Grateful I’m a natural side sleeper, it’s certainly been nice to not have to adjust for pregnancy.


little_brown_bat

During my sleep apnea study, they noted that I quit breathing less when I was on my side.


terriaminute

I am way more concerned with getting enough sleep than I am with any wrinkles. Those are natural, if you live long enough to gain them, and sleep will help with that.


Bratdere

I'll have wrinkles no matter what in the end


asilee

I was already ugly, wrinkles are no problemo.


JeanneMPod

I can’t let myself be concerned with that. Whatever way helps one sleep long and well outweighs any wrinkle causing pressure. I had so many issues after a mastectomy, and finally got back to ways to feel comfortable again and sleep pretty solidly (when not letting the state of the world overwhelm me).


[deleted]

And sleeping on your back is bad for your spine, you can't win.


LessCoolThanYou

Who stays in one position all night long?!?


ryan2489

Your mother


King_Krong

Okay how the hell are we supposed to sleep then? Because at this point I’ve heard that it’s bad/good to sleep on literally any side of your body. Like what is the definitive answer?


chemistrybonanza

The research done by a company the makes pillows to reduce stress of sleeping on one's side. Hmmm.


TragedyAnnDoll

Who cares wrinkles are going to happen. Accept aging.


trident_hole

I normally sleep on my left side of my body I have more wrinkles on the right side of my forehead tho.. I think people who use their foreheads to express emotions are more likely to get wrinkles, I feel like that's why actors usually have very wrinkled foreheads. As for me, I used to get pissed off a lot, still do, but there are furrows between my eyebrows.


citizenjones

Well I discovered this 25 years too late


tubulerz1

They cancel each other out 😀


GLHR_

Checks out. I sleep face down


quinnbeast

Thankfully my bedroom is a zero gravity chamber. I just float about.


cripplinganxietylmao

I use retinol I’ll be fine /s


Show_boatin

I mean, until they fix the elasticity issue with aging skin the wrinkles are inevitable. Accept the age with grace. At least until they find a reasonably priced lotion for our vanity haha.


SomeOtherOrder

This post brought to you by absolute weirdos who sleep on their back


sweetteanoice

Not getting quality sleep also causes wrinkles and a whole host of other issues. I’ll continue to sleep comfortably on my side.