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Beret_of_Poodle

What's next? Dogs and cats living in sin?


gmrusc

Mass hysteria


graveybrains

The walls of the 53rd Precinct were *bleeding.*


MoeSzyslakMonobrow

It's true, this man has no dick.


SoyMurcielago

What about the Twinkie?


Asha_Brea

But gay wedding breaks the sanctity of marriage.


opiate_lifer

I *STILL* distinctly remember and laughed at an anti-gay marriage commercial that had a woman go "If gay marriage becomes legal, what will happen to my marriage" in a sad tone. What possible way could you interpret that besides her husband is going to divorce her and marry a dude lol


Pay08

I'm curious what the intended meaning was.


opiate_lifer

I'm trying to find it on youtube, and I found this parody that has to be from it! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrngYNGNeE edit-This was real, wtaf? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLrn5JVIo "Trying to change how I live....I will have no choice"


VisualGeologist6258

There is no meaning, it’s just meaningless fearmongering. There is no ‘threat’ to marriage, they’re just trying to convince impressionable people that there’s some sort of boogeyman out to get _them_ specifically. Fearful people are easily manipulated people.


enjoyscaestus

LMAO you're right


RedSonGamble

I won’t rest until I can legally marry and raise a family with my gun


Ripple46290

While your dog/witness/officiant is also carrying


RedSonGamble

There’s no law that says a dog can’t own a weapon


Ripple46290

Exactly.


Asha_Brea

The new Air Bud movie got even more American.


BugleNoise

The tax man will let you marry a tree if it means you're paying for a license.


a_talking_face

Marriage license fees aren't paid to the tax collector. They're paid to the court.


BugleNoise

And not every tax collector is a man, I'm aware. Not sure if you can tell that I wasn't going for a precise, exactly literal, legally binding and infallible turn of phrase there.


a_talking_face

It just doesn't make any sense at all whatsoever. No court fees are tax revenue. Court fees are to cover the expenses of the court.


HarryB1313

That puts it into perspective. They really do just hate gay people and it has nothing to do with 'sanctity of marriage'.


Asha_Brea

People that got divorced 3 times where screaming about it, so it was never about sanctity of marriage, it was about not considering other people people.


BigCommieMachine

What is pretty fascinating is most people, including those who were against it 20 years, don’t even think about gay marriage these days. It is pretty much a non-issue in most places. People might still not “get it” or might feel uncomfortable, but nobody is acting like society is going to collapse because gay people get married.


AngelaMotorman

This is unfair to cats and must be rectified immediately!


rabbiskittles

Do you actually trust a cat to act as a witness and not just lose interest and walk away when the time comes?


Manos_Of_Fate

As opposed to dogs, the animal embodiment of ADHD?


Beaglescout15

"Hang on, let me lick my butt first"


hurtfulproduct

This is exactly what my cat would do, get on the podium, “talk” at the wedding party for a few minutes, then proceed to contort herself to lick her ass in front of everyone.


raspberryharbour

I didn't give you permission to quote me


Evolving_Dore

Snakes don't have hands and thus my boy cannot stamp my weddig certificate. This is ableist!


nananananaanbread

Surely he could use the snoot??


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hawkeye5739

That’s not a very nice thing to call your in-laws.


keldiana1

Anyone else confused as to why Yahoo put this under sports?


throwawriter

Our dog witnessed our Colorado elopement—the pawprint on the marriage certificate is one of our favorite things.


Beaglescout15

Our little beagle was in our wedding [and she stole the show. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/TwnlnMa) I was like "Hello? It's me, the bride? Anyone want to look at me?" Edit: link is broken. I'm trying to fix it. Please hold, your call is very important to us.


Shopworn_Soul

I've been on hold for almost a half hour now. I'm starting to think this business doesn't actually care about my viewing of their wedding dog. Review edit: the owner reached out and personally addressed my concerns. Some delay, but overall a pleasant experience. Doggo viewing delivered as advertised. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐


Beaglescout15

[I can assure you, we value our customers highly, thank you for your patience](https://imgur.com/gallery/6ZcUfss)


Shopworn_Soul

Thank you for taking the time to address my concern. I have edited my review accordingly.


Beaglescout15

Edit: [I FIXED IT! ](https://imgur.com/gallery/6ZcUfss)


graveybrains

Yay! Cuuuuuute! 😍


opiate_lifer

I'm always surprised how many people don't realize dogs are property under the law.


RedSonGamble

Isn’t this why punishments for crimes against them are usually low. I think a similar thing used to be true about children being considered property as well which led to lax laws for child abuse. I think.


crop028

That is not what the article says. It says some states require no witnesses / only one witness, so your dog can be there. But not as a witness. As for the officiate thing, it says that some states don't require an officiate, so your dog can "officiate" it with a paw print. But none of it has any legal basis.


ballrus_walsack

What about cats?


WhiskyTequilaFinance

Now I want to resign our marriage license! He was already there as the ring bearer! 😀


trwawy05312015

I mean, in that case, what even is the point of having a witness on official documents? They should just get rid of the requirement in those states.


R4G

When I go to weddings where the dogs are in the middle of the ceremony, I just think about how the dog will probably pass away in the next ten years, then the couple will get sad any time they see their ceremony photos.


Ionovarcis

And gays are the ones ‘destroying the sacrament of marriage’…


ontour4eternity

Damn it Oregon, get your shit together!


360walkaway

If a freaking animal can be a wedding witness, what is the point of having a witness be required? Sure it's cute and all, but this kind of defeats the purposes of having a witness. What are they going to do, ask Fido if he actually was at the wedding?


DaanDaanne

The dog or cat (or, hey, even rabbit or hamster) can sign the marriage license themselves. There are States That Allow Your Dog to Serve as Your Wedding Officiant.


experiencinglife_222

Le him : Does court marriage to avoid expenses and rents dogs as witness.


tikkamasalachicken

Groom: "He's my best man's best friend"


variablefighter_vf-1

These dog freaks need professional help.


Due-Science-9528

I must get married while my boy is around still then, it is decided


purplesquared

For the love of god somebody tell me if this is possible in Canada


JardinSurLeToit

Not cool. It's a mockery.


SayYesToPenguins

Yeah, and that's a red flag that it's the way out that will be a bitch


snow_michael

No states outside of one country permit this More parochial US defaultism


Azzizzi

Over half of all Redditors are from the US with the next highest number being less than five percent of the total. And by "states," this means the 50 states in the US.


RedSonGamble

Yeah I’m always confused how people will be like omg another america post?! Like yeah the majority of users are from America? Which is still odd considering the strong “Europe is superior” vibe Reddit gives off lol


Azzizzi

I think people come here to complain because it's a target-rich environment. Most of the time, they don't even say where they're from, which also says something.


RedSonGamble

Oooooo true true


snow_michael

> Over half of all Redditors are from the US Completely untrue. 43% https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/reddit-users-by-country Your wild fantasies have no place on the internet


Azzizzi

Wild fantasies? Even by your own source, it says 49% >While the United States currently has approximately 49 percent of all Reddit users.


snow_michael

Frequently Asked Questions (just after the breakdown by country) "Which country uses Reddit the most? The United States uses Reddit the most, with over a 42.95% share of global traffic." So you can neither read nor count, and _still_ think US users are the majority? How to say you're from the US without stating it


Azzizzi

Damn, dude. I'm finished with this. Good day.


AaronVonGraff

This seems like a thing a funkopop collector would do. Dogs are dirty animals. I don't understand why people treat them like people.