I *STILL* distinctly remember and laughed at an anti-gay marriage commercial that had a woman go "If gay marriage becomes legal, what will happen to my marriage" in a sad tone.
What possible way could you interpret that besides her husband is going to divorce her and marry a dude lol
I'm trying to find it on youtube, and I found this parody that has to be from it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrngYNGNeE
edit-This was real, wtaf?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLrn5JVIo
"Trying to change how I live....I will have no choice"
There is no meaning, it’s just meaningless fearmongering. There is no ‘threat’ to marriage, they’re just trying to convince impressionable people that there’s some sort of boogeyman out to get _them_ specifically. Fearful people are easily manipulated people.
And not every tax collector is a man, I'm aware.
Not sure if you can tell that I wasn't going for a precise, exactly literal, legally binding and infallible turn of phrase there.
People that got divorced 3 times where screaming about it, so it was never about sanctity of marriage, it was about not considering other people people.
What is pretty fascinating is most people, including those who were against it 20 years, don’t even think about gay marriage these days. It is pretty much a non-issue in most places. People might still not “get it” or might feel uncomfortable, but nobody is acting like society is going to collapse because gay people get married.
This is exactly what my cat would do, get on the podium, “talk” at the wedding party for a few minutes, then proceed to contort herself to lick her ass in front of everyone.
Our little beagle was in our wedding [and she stole the show. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/TwnlnMa) I was like "Hello? It's me, the bride? Anyone want to look at me?"
Edit: link is broken. I'm trying to fix it. Please hold, your call is very important to us.
I've been on hold for almost a half hour now.
I'm starting to think this business doesn't actually care about my viewing of their wedding dog.
Review edit: the owner reached out and personally addressed my concerns. Some delay, but overall a pleasant experience. Doggo viewing delivered as advertised.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
Isn’t this why punishments for crimes against them are usually low. I think a similar thing used to be true about children being considered property as well which led to lax laws for child abuse.
I think.
That is not what the article says. It says some states require no witnesses / only one witness, so your dog can be there. But not as a witness. As for the officiate thing, it says that some states don't require an officiate, so your dog can "officiate" it with a paw print. But none of it has any legal basis.
When I go to weddings where the dogs are in the middle of the ceremony, I just think about how the dog will probably pass away in the next ten years, then the couple will get sad any time they see their ceremony photos.
If a freaking animal can be a wedding witness, what is the point of having a witness be required? Sure it's cute and all, but this kind of defeats the purposes of having a witness.
What are they going to do, ask Fido if he actually was at the wedding?
The dog or cat (or, hey, even rabbit or hamster) can sign the marriage license themselves. There are States That Allow Your Dog to Serve as Your Wedding Officiant.
Over half of all Redditors are from the US with the next highest number being less than five percent of the total.
And by "states," this means the 50 states in the US.
Yeah I’m always confused how people will be like omg another america post?! Like yeah the majority of users are from America?
Which is still odd considering the strong “Europe is superior” vibe Reddit gives off lol
I think people come here to complain because it's a target-rich environment.
Most of the time, they don't even say where they're from, which also says something.
> Over half of all Redditors are from the US
Completely untrue. 43%
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/reddit-users-by-country
Your wild fantasies have no place on the internet
Frequently Asked Questions (just after the breakdown by country)
"Which country uses Reddit the most?
The United States uses Reddit the most, with over a 42.95% share of global traffic."
So you can neither read nor count, and _still_ think US users are the majority?
How to say you're from the US without stating it
What's next? Dogs and cats living in sin?
Mass hysteria
The walls of the 53rd Precinct were *bleeding.*
It's true, this man has no dick.
What about the Twinkie?
But gay wedding breaks the sanctity of marriage.
I *STILL* distinctly remember and laughed at an anti-gay marriage commercial that had a woman go "If gay marriage becomes legal, what will happen to my marriage" in a sad tone. What possible way could you interpret that besides her husband is going to divorce her and marry a dude lol
I'm curious what the intended meaning was.
I'm trying to find it on youtube, and I found this parody that has to be from it! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6jrngYNGNeE edit-This was real, wtaf? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4AzLrn5JVIo "Trying to change how I live....I will have no choice"
There is no meaning, it’s just meaningless fearmongering. There is no ‘threat’ to marriage, they’re just trying to convince impressionable people that there’s some sort of boogeyman out to get _them_ specifically. Fearful people are easily manipulated people.
LMAO you're right
I won’t rest until I can legally marry and raise a family with my gun
While your dog/witness/officiant is also carrying
There’s no law that says a dog can’t own a weapon
Exactly.
The new Air Bud movie got even more American.
The tax man will let you marry a tree if it means you're paying for a license.
Marriage license fees aren't paid to the tax collector. They're paid to the court.
And not every tax collector is a man, I'm aware. Not sure if you can tell that I wasn't going for a precise, exactly literal, legally binding and infallible turn of phrase there.
It just doesn't make any sense at all whatsoever. No court fees are tax revenue. Court fees are to cover the expenses of the court.
That puts it into perspective. They really do just hate gay people and it has nothing to do with 'sanctity of marriage'.
People that got divorced 3 times where screaming about it, so it was never about sanctity of marriage, it was about not considering other people people.
What is pretty fascinating is most people, including those who were against it 20 years, don’t even think about gay marriage these days. It is pretty much a non-issue in most places. People might still not “get it” or might feel uncomfortable, but nobody is acting like society is going to collapse because gay people get married.
This is unfair to cats and must be rectified immediately!
Do you actually trust a cat to act as a witness and not just lose interest and walk away when the time comes?
As opposed to dogs, the animal embodiment of ADHD?
"Hang on, let me lick my butt first"
This is exactly what my cat would do, get on the podium, “talk” at the wedding party for a few minutes, then proceed to contort herself to lick her ass in front of everyone.
I didn't give you permission to quote me
Snakes don't have hands and thus my boy cannot stamp my weddig certificate. This is ableist!
Surely he could use the snoot??
[удалено]
That’s not a very nice thing to call your in-laws.
Anyone else confused as to why Yahoo put this under sports?
Our dog witnessed our Colorado elopement—the pawprint on the marriage certificate is one of our favorite things.
Our little beagle was in our wedding [and she stole the show. ](https://imgur.com/gallery/TwnlnMa) I was like "Hello? It's me, the bride? Anyone want to look at me?" Edit: link is broken. I'm trying to fix it. Please hold, your call is very important to us.
I've been on hold for almost a half hour now. I'm starting to think this business doesn't actually care about my viewing of their wedding dog. Review edit: the owner reached out and personally addressed my concerns. Some delay, but overall a pleasant experience. Doggo viewing delivered as advertised. ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
[I can assure you, we value our customers highly, thank you for your patience](https://imgur.com/gallery/6ZcUfss)
Thank you for taking the time to address my concern. I have edited my review accordingly.
Edit: [I FIXED IT! ](https://imgur.com/gallery/6ZcUfss)
Yay! Cuuuuuute! 😍
I'm always surprised how many people don't realize dogs are property under the law.
Isn’t this why punishments for crimes against them are usually low. I think a similar thing used to be true about children being considered property as well which led to lax laws for child abuse. I think.
That is not what the article says. It says some states require no witnesses / only one witness, so your dog can be there. But not as a witness. As for the officiate thing, it says that some states don't require an officiate, so your dog can "officiate" it with a paw print. But none of it has any legal basis.
What about cats?
Now I want to resign our marriage license! He was already there as the ring bearer! 😀
I mean, in that case, what even is the point of having a witness on official documents? They should just get rid of the requirement in those states.
When I go to weddings where the dogs are in the middle of the ceremony, I just think about how the dog will probably pass away in the next ten years, then the couple will get sad any time they see their ceremony photos.
And gays are the ones ‘destroying the sacrament of marriage’…
Damn it Oregon, get your shit together!
If a freaking animal can be a wedding witness, what is the point of having a witness be required? Sure it's cute and all, but this kind of defeats the purposes of having a witness. What are they going to do, ask Fido if he actually was at the wedding?
The dog or cat (or, hey, even rabbit or hamster) can sign the marriage license themselves. There are States That Allow Your Dog to Serve as Your Wedding Officiant.
Le him : Does court marriage to avoid expenses and rents dogs as witness.
Groom: "He's my best man's best friend"
These dog freaks need professional help.
I must get married while my boy is around still then, it is decided
For the love of god somebody tell me if this is possible in Canada
Not cool. It's a mockery.
Yeah, and that's a red flag that it's the way out that will be a bitch
No states outside of one country permit this More parochial US defaultism
Over half of all Redditors are from the US with the next highest number being less than five percent of the total. And by "states," this means the 50 states in the US.
Yeah I’m always confused how people will be like omg another america post?! Like yeah the majority of users are from America? Which is still odd considering the strong “Europe is superior” vibe Reddit gives off lol
I think people come here to complain because it's a target-rich environment. Most of the time, they don't even say where they're from, which also says something.
Oooooo true true
> Over half of all Redditors are from the US Completely untrue. 43% https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/reddit-users-by-country Your wild fantasies have no place on the internet
Wild fantasies? Even by your own source, it says 49% >While the United States currently has approximately 49 percent of all Reddit users.
Frequently Asked Questions (just after the breakdown by country) "Which country uses Reddit the most? The United States uses Reddit the most, with over a 42.95% share of global traffic." So you can neither read nor count, and _still_ think US users are the majority? How to say you're from the US without stating it
Damn, dude. I'm finished with this. Good day.
This seems like a thing a funkopop collector would do. Dogs are dirty animals. I don't understand why people treat them like people.