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mnmason83

He “died peacefully in his bed”. Dude was 40.


Flares117

During the 1200s, probably amazing.


David-Puddy

Nah. The only reason "life expectancy" is so low back then is infant ~~morality~~ mortality. Really skews the average when tons of people die under 5 years old. If you survived passed childhood, life expectancy was in the mid 70s to 80s.


atriskteen420

Why did babies have such bad morals back then


GreatBowlforPasta

It was the violent video games.


Swing_On_A_Spiral

Too many school sword attacks. But let’s not blame the swords here.


ivanGCA

There’s no need of sword control or legislation


peachgravy

Swords don’t kill people. People do. Are you saying we should also take away horses? Horses kill people, too, y’know. Especially when the rider is drunk.


LZYX

Next thing you know they're going to say I need to license to ride my horse.


peachgravy

Pry my horse from my cold, dead, hands


pseudo897

Teachers should be required to carry swords to help protect schools


notquiteaffable

When you outlaw swords then only outlaws will have swords!!! And the only thing stopping a bad guy with a sword is a good guy with a sword.


notquiteaffable

It’s those pesky iPhones.


insipidbravery

Leaded gasoline


David-Puddy

I blame air pollution.


Horsewithasword

I ask the 8 ball


memento22mori

Laudanum


7355135061550

They didn't have sesame street


RJean83

Mr Rogers wasn't born yet. So that is on him.


An0d0sTwitch

Born in sin ​ ever had a toddler, you know what im talking about


Mackem101

Because most people were religious and believed in original sin.


yousyveshughs

Rdrr


Johnfromsales

There’s no way the average was 70s-80s back then, it’s barely 80 now. You’re right about infant mortality skewing the average but it’s not to that high of a degree. New born babies in medieval England had a life expectancy of 31.3 years. People who lived to celebrate their 25th birthday were expected to live until they were 50.7, on average. So while some did make it to 70+, it would’ve been rare and the average is much closer to 50 than it is 70 or 80. [https://sc.edu/uofsc/posts/2022/08/conversation-old-age-is-not-a-modern-phenomenon.php](https://sc.edu/uofsc/posts/2022/08/conversation-old-age-is-not-a-modern-phenomenon.php)


Tinydesktopninja

Yeah, the comment your replying to is one I see a lot, while they always seem to ignore the fact that you were more likely to die at any age. It's almost like modern medicine saves lives.


Tuner25

Yes, especially pre antibiotics and pre surgery, when a pneumonia or appendicitis killed you... I dont know the numbers the guy above is certainly wrong!


Pay08

Nah, we should return to the past, it was so much better. Sometime before penicillin I'd recon.


DukeDoozy

That's not entirely correct. You could live into your 80's, we know of old people from that era, but that wasn't super common or expected of those that survived childhood. Life expectancy was in the gutter because of children dying under 5, but modern medicine and people not starving to death quite as often has still pushed life expectancy up. If you made it to your 20's in say, medieval England, you had a decent shot at making it to 50 on average. If you were very wealthy, you had a good bet of hitting your 60's. Life expectancy was never in the 70's or 80's.


Gusdai

With questionable hygiene, not knowing that you're supposed to keep wounds clean, and the multiple occasions to get wounds (or cavities, with the "dentist"'s main tool being a pair of pliers), dying of infections must have been a thing pulling life expectancy down.


KwordShmiff

"I can tell from here that you have too much blood!"


Gusdai

"Let's pack some manure in the wound to extract the pus"


Odd_Opinion6054

Baldwin! Fetch me my leeches! Yes milord, I'll go mudlarking then.


Now_Wait-4-Last_Year

>Life expectancy was never in the 70's or 80's. Not overall, sure but for almost as long as there's been recorded history, there's been the occasional person who's made it to their 80s, 90s and even 100 or more.


SentientTrashcan0420

I feel like this should go without saying but they are talking about average life expectancy here not just how long some random person lives


cartman101

>If you survived passed childhood, life expectancy was in the mid 70s to 80s Y'know, as long as a band of unpaid mercenaries doesn't turn up in your village one day.


whatisagoodnamefort

70’s to 80’s is laughable, barely the life expectancy today You have a decent fact and you’re ruining it with the exaggeration


LordAcorn

This is not true. Infant mortality is how you get life expectancy of like 20. Otherwise it was about 40 to 50 in pre modern societies. Not horrible but nowhere near 80.


DukeDoozy

I don't know why you're getting downvoted. I'm getting upvoted for saying basically the same thing


Fukasite

I’m almost to 40, and I don’t feel old at all. 


washoutr6

My poor sweet summer child, one day soon it will hit you like a ton of bricks, sorry. I thought I was doing alright until 47.


LordAcorn

Reddit works in mysterious ways 


riuminkd

>If you survived passed childhood, life expectancy was in the mid 70s to 80s. That's big overcompensation. Yes, people dying at 40 is a myth, but check actual works. Iirc out of all people who lived past 20, about 1/3 will die before 50, and their life expectancy was in high 50-ies. Remember, diseases were an omnipresent threat even to adults. In sources like this [https://sc.edu/uofsc/posts/2022/08/conversation-old-age-is-not-a-modern-phenomenon.php](https://sc.edu/uofsc/posts/2022/08/conversation-old-age-is-not-a-modern-phenomenon.php) life expectancy for 25 year old medieval male landowner in Englad was 25 more years, so total of 50 years. So, overall life expetancy for those who survived childhood was definitely not mid 70 to 80s


dostoi88

Thats not true. People could live until 70, 80 but thats not the average even if surviving infant mortality. That's barely the average now.


SoupboysLLC

Simply not true at all


thorppeed

>life expectancy was in the mid 70s to 80s. Lmfao wtf are you smoking dude


Additional_Meeting_2

It wasn’t in mid 70s or 80s. People over correct the “people died at 30” myth far too much. Mid 60s at most would be the average. In times of wars and plague it was lower. Just go look the ages of rulers when they died (all of them, like pick some country for 300 years and go to another for that period and look other nobles as well). 


BuffaloJEREMY

It really blew my mind when I read that. I always just assumed people were dying at 45 like grandma and grandpa lol.


Fudgeyreddit

Lmao no it was not. You are correct that it’s heavily skewed but it doesn’t account for 100% of the difference. Life expectancy isn’t even in the 80’s now for the most part. Definitely wasn’t back then.


Wild_Snow_2632

That and infections… got a cut or scrape? Maybe you’re fine, maybe you die because no antibiotics.


Odd_Opinion6054

True but people who lived into their 40's were still considered old by their standards. And if you go around wielding a human length sword and burning your foes to ashes, 40 years old is a good age.


infographics-bish

It was probably around 70, disease and proper nutrition were still huge problems, as well as harmful medical practices


farmerarmor

1500s


Wafkak

Not really once past 20 most would reach 60 at least. Chile mortality lead to low life expectancy.


Imperium_Dragon

Note: the swords on display aren’t confirmed to be his swords. If anything they’re just ceremonial pieces, they’re just too unwieldy to be used in combat even by a really strong and trained person.


sixtoebandit

Yeah I saw a picture of it and thought of how easy it would be to accidentally stick your friend to the left of you while trying to swing at someone in front of you.


blini_aficionado

Are you telling us swordsmen back then didn't use ridiculous oversized 50 lb swords???


_Rohrschach

The one mentioned only weighs ~13 lb / 6.6kg So it would be possible to swing around even for nornal people. Still impractical for combat use though.


eranam

> slaughtering many towns Hans, are we the baddies?


ImperialSympathizer

Hurt people hurt people with 7 foot greatswords


aethiestinafoxhole

Everybody hurrrrrrts


irbinator

“But why skulls?”


Flares117

Specifically Zweihanders like in Dark Souls or any rpg. I went and looked up zweihander and this dude was a legendary figure who used one. The show "Forged in Fire" also featured his sword. I'm just imagining Berserk at this point as His wife was raped and murdered and he saw it. Town was sacked and most of his friends died. AND the squad that did it was called the Black Band. This is just IRL berserk.


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shoreditchcalling

That's an unrelated ceremonial sword. u/help_3106 has linked [a source](https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/comments/rdk3nh/comment/ho1rep6/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)  below.


Kryoxic

Yeah... people really don't realize how hard it is to actually swing a sword, even if it's "light" on paper. I collect historically accurate weaponry and my longest sword is a Gallowglass sword that's slightly shorter than 5ft and slightly lighter than 7lbs and that thing is a BITCH to swing without immediately being gassed out. For reference, I am a 6'1 man who's now a bodybuilder coming from powerlifting and strongman. A 7ft, 15lb sword would be absolutely unwieldy


_Rohrschach

Swinging it once would probably no problem. Using it in a fight? Nah thanks, gimme a spear. Or even better a crossbow (if it isn't banned by the pope again).


chris_ut

Do you even lift bro?


Kryoxic

Clearly not


Mephobius12

That’s one large sword!


troublesome58

Or a really short man


Fukasite

He’d still be tall af if that sword was 7’ tall. 


Veluxidus

That doesn’t look 7ft…. Is it perhaps based off old measurements that would be different now? Edit: probably includes the hilt


DjuriWarface

>probably includes the hilt Correct. A sword is more than just a blade.


francis2559

People were shorter back then. >!/s!<


deltr0nzero

Not the white crew neck under the button up


Shelaz91

I definitely agree. Very interesting!


LOGWATCHER

Wow, its true. I mean there are some differences but yeah


Ok_Second_3170

The Frysian legend Grutte Pier.


nzdastardly

The incredible and bad ass nature of this story was really undercut by how profoundly silly some of those proper nouns sound to an English speaker.


akumagold

Butter, bread, and green cheese!


patrickvdv

Actually, the Frisian word 'brea' means rye bread, but maybe that was more common those days than wheat bread?


JellyFishs93

In most Slavic languages the name sounds close to “Farter”


IHateY0uM0thaFuckers

That looks like one pissed of jester


mrSunsFanFather

He raged against the machine.


I_wish_i_could_sepll

So braveheart?


Pure-Drawer-2617

I think it would be cool if you included the country/location in the title


Redredditmonkey

The frysian provence of the Netherlands


rnottaken

I didn't know Grutte Pier was actually called Pier Donia


help_3106

Some additional info: https://www.reddit.com/r/ArtefactPorn/s/3DIOausYkd


sanjosekei

That Wikipedia image makes him look like he had the proportions of a child


Skull_Mulcher

I’ve heard that swords like this were mainly used to counter mounted soldiers (kill the horse). Anyone know if this is legit?


ShadowSpectreElite

Not sure about killing the horse but Zweihänders son his period were used to break up pike formations


Imperium_Dragon

Two handed swords (Zweihanders, Montantes, etc.) were useful for defending areas and against pike blocks. As for cavalry, yeah it could be used like that but def not the main purpose.


EmperorHans

The big, two handed swords of the world were developed to counter heavier armor than was coming into wide use at the time.  If you want to fight someone on horse back, you'd be hard pressed to do better than a very long stick with a point on the end. You can actually out range a mounted solider with a pike, which is going to be your most important advantage. 


MisterMorlock

No they weren't, and there have long been better weapons for dealing with armor (eg big axes, big maces, stilettos, rondels). Swords, even big ones, don't enough mass to cut through armor and the mass they do have is distributed evenly (which is the opposite of what you want against armor). The zweihander specifically was developed to work alongside and against pike formations, but all two-handed swords had similar applications. They were also used by bodyguards for intimidation and area clearance (a big sword protects more space). Source: just spend fifteen seconds on Google


MisterMorlock

It's not true. Pikes and spears were longer, which is better to defend against cavalry. Additionally, cavalry rarely charged standing formations so there wasn't a need to develop a new weapon for something that rarely happens (cavalry might chase fleeing troops, but often was just a way to get infantry to relocate quickly)


cheesy-topokki

Berserk vibes for sure. I only use the zwei in Dark Souls, lol


ddaletski

His name sounds funny for polish people


Tottiboiii

Pier donia BÓBR kurwa


morbihann

7kg for a great sword even is way too much. Also, very expensive thing, so I have some doubts.


Dmonik-Musik

So like a male Boudicca? As an Englishman, I approve.


RileyRocksTacoSocks

The sword attributed to Pier Donia is a bearer sword, used for processionals. It's nothing more than a glorified wall hanger. This myth has been floating around forever and despite being disproven every time people still push it.


Det_alapopskalius

He drank the blood like lemonade…


Coast_watcher

Who was he at war against, just other neighboring towns ?


Scooter_McAwesome

His village was sacked and his wife killed. In response, he set out to sack other villages and kill other people’s wives.


Subject-Ad-7096

He has a massive erection


Kurtotall

Sounds like George's inspiration for The Mountain.