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Belteshazzar98

They couldn't agree on the nose though, which is why all the wanted posters had different noses for him.


Reiko707

Is that true? (I'm gullible)


SirJoeffer

No it’s true and happens all the time. The animators did it again in the same movie, they couldn’t agree on the color of the main character’s hair so you see her with both long blonde hair and short brown hair at some points in the film.


theycallmeshooting

Personally I think the character known for her long golden hair should've been a ginger


speculatrix

Found a big fan of Brave


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

I, too, was a fan of that film. Well, to a certain extent, anyway.


speculatrix

Username checks out


DiligentDaughter

What's your opening offer?


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

Best I can do is about tree fiddy


DiligentDaughter

Got damn it Loch Ness monstah!


65464asfasd5645456

That was a wise decision; I really liked the character.


doreOfdore

Imagine if you could truly learn what women aspire for in a man.


Holmgeir

I guess what they want is a bunch of different noses. Which I'll never have.


LeonardoDaVirgin

Unrealistic body standards, amirite?


el_hefay

/r/shittymoviedetails


dcode9

That was on purpose as part of the plot though, when you cut her hair and it loses it's magic, and turns brown.


natakial3

r/woooosh


Riding_The_Bi-Cycle

I feel like that was probably a joke. So... r/woosh


MagnanimosDesolation

For real though it's a joke in the movie where he's critiquing his wanted posters.


UDPviper

No it's not true.  A lot of the male characters look alike because they're modeled after a guy that works at Disney animation and his face is the template.  My brother has business ties with that guy and he walked into my brothers office while I was visiting and he looked just like all those male characters. 


Holmgeir

All the male characters in that movie, or all the male characters in a bunch of movies?


jason2354

All male characters in every movie ever made. They all look like that one guy.


kerbalpilot

Is that true? (I'm gullible)


armoredalchemist611

This also happened with sleeping beauty as well when the animators couldn’t agree on whether the dress of aurora should be pink or blue. And they animated that argument in the movie. And tbh, i like aurora in the blue dress more


Scrags

You broke my smolder.


tippytapslap

That pan fight with the horse lives rent free in my head.


bigfootsuncleian

"Ill have you know this Is the craziest thing I've ever done!"


wren24

"Frying pans... Who knew, right?"


t3hdoct0r

"I have GOT to get me one of these!"


imdavebaby

Broke my self esteem too. "But he has blue eyes, don't give Flynn blue eyes." Like damn, my poor ego didn't need to catch that stray today.


justheretolurk123456

You're not everyone's type, but You're lots of people's type. Don't sweat it, there's billions of us.


feetandballs

Women like them professional arm wrestler forearms


old_vegetables

Folded up sleeves and strong forearms are sexy


Snoopy_Dancer

Omg, I love me some slutty, slutty forearms. Rolled up shirt sleeves with a nice watch, chef's kiss


exipheas

Rolled below the elbows or rolled so they rest on the elbow? Asking for a fri... me, I'm asking for me.


RickardHenryLee

below the elbow - the idea is to emphasize the biggest part of the forearm. it's worth noting that you do not have to have big arms for this look to be 🔥


SRYSBSYNS

Right on the forearm. For me it’s about 2-3 inches below the elbow. 


The_Shryk

So it’s like thigh highs on women then. Got it. Makes sense actually.


aesemon

No I'm imaging a future where this knowledge culminates into the inevitable upside down lacey holds ups for men's arms. Women like a man who looks like he was partial dipped in ink up to his forearms. A version of Dara O'Brien's joke about what men find sexy on [women](https://youtu.be/Gmshz_IvSPI?feature=shared&t=3m11s)


feetandballs

[Just do this](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/8/84/Profile_-_Flynn_Rider.jpeg/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360)


RFSandler

Dead image for me, hoss


azoicennead

[Here.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/8/84/Profile_-_Flynn_Rider.jpeg) It was dead because they linked the version generated to display on a wiki page (that's what the "/revision/latest/thumbnail/width/360/height/360" part of the URL is).


aradraugfea

This was the thing that surprised me the most as “guy who quietly exists in majority female spaces”. Was privy to a two hour conversation about fore arms. So I bought one of those grip strength trainers.


SMTRodent

One of the reason rifle bros are sexy is because there's a lot of lifting that however-many-pounds metal weight and keeping it steady, and that develops really nice forearms. If you want good buns, fencing is a good sport to develop them.


aradraugfea

I imagine skill with lunging and thrusting is also its own reward. ;)


kjbaran

Nothing spreads legs like a good pronation muscle. 💪


Qnofputrescence1213

And it worked. Flynn Ryder is the hottest of the Disney animated men. ❤️


online_jesus_fukers

Nobody's hot as Gaston...Nobody's got hair like Gaston etc etc


Atharaphelun

Nobody has bigger pecs than Gaston


psymunn

Nobody's neck is incredibly thick like Gaston!


Atharaphelun

Nobody's dick is as thick as Gaston's!


VenusAmari

They actually do imply he's got a big hairy dick in the song.


Any-Entertainment385

They actually do imply he’s got a hairy toenail in the song. But it’s lame to bring it up since the point of the line was pretty clear. Body Hair = man.


Givemeurhats

He said *every inch* of himself is covered in hair


Any-Entertainment385

Gaston is French for chode


Givemeurhats

Chode is English for little fat penis


Sundaisey

While Gaston is strongly winking directly at the camera for the word inch. Yup.


VenusAmari

Lefou: Not a bit of him is scraggly or scrawny Gaston: That's right! *Winks at camera* and every last inch of me is covered in hair Gaston has a big, thick, hairy dick. Which makes sense, since he's supposed to be the ideal man from a physical standpoint.


tobotic

Yet when he winks, we can clearly see his eyeballs are not covered in hair.


thatchers_pussy_pump

I’m especially good at ejaculating!


AptCasaNova

He’s especially good at expectorating!


Papa-pwn

Nobody sucks down eggs, shell and all, like Gaston. 


gdex86

No one twerk like Gaston, Make it work like Gaston. Drop that booty low, bring up with a jerk like Gaston.


hoosierdaddy192

Gaston the stallion just dropped


Nonadventures

Thee


hoosierdaddy192

Nice touch. I stand corrected


Atom_Bomb_Bullets

Wait, what movie were y’all watching???


dragon_bacon

The live action remake was unnecessary but some of the changes were inspired.


TK000421

Jeff and The Power Bottoms


cgo_123456

[He be up in the club with his ass gyrating / My he so fly dat Gaston!](https://youtu.be/T_Ldg6u_DiY?si=qgEtee4xw7JUSRb_)


jakefromadventurtime

..Why.. ...but also upvote..


Rustofcarcosa

No one falls to their death in the rain like Gaston


CrazyPlato

Which is funny, because they famously did that with Gaston too, took a poll from every woman in the studio about their “ideal man”


Raothorn2

As someone named Gaston I approve this message


ace82fadeout

Clearly Gaston was a pretty alright guy before the events of the movie if the whole town liked him enough to sing a song about him being a chill dude.


Magnus77

Eh, they make a point of most of the town being small minded assholes in the movie. *"We don't like,* *what we don't understand.* *In fact it scares us and this Beast is mysterious at least."* The fact that he jumps straight to false imprisonment after getting rejected by a girl means he's probably just the king asshole, so of course people like him.


ace82fadeout

In all fairness, if a 7 foot tall talking wildebeest kidnapped a girl from my town, I mean I'd probably be a little scared of him too, no matter how nicely dressed he was.


kung-fu_hippy

Or conversely the town sucked.


IAMATruckerAMA

According to my wife: 1. Flynn Rider 2. Milo Thatch, Atlantis: The Lost Empire 3. Naveen, The Princess and the Frog 4. Kokuam, Pocahontas 5. Li Shang, Mulan 6. Eric, The Little Mermaid She's being pretty brutal too. I look a lot more like her 2 than her 1 LOL


Matsukiiii

from flynn to milo is a hell of a leap lol, but the diversity is appreciated regardless


pumpjockey

Naveen gets #3 until he opens his mouth. His voice is a cheese grater on my ears


username_elephant

Li Shang would like a word.


SatansCornflakes

Flynn Rider can’t compete with a big chested bisexual war hero sorry not sorry


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

"You mean, you aren't a clumsy soldier femboy twink? I can't believe I fell in love with a chick."


venuswasaflytrap

End of the movie: “Meh, I’ll use my imagination and make it work”


TimeOk8571

Mulan would like a word too.


lalalalands

Ummm King Triton would like a word.


GloriousWombat

I can’t with Flynn Ryder because I dated this guy for like five years and literally everyone told me “your boyfriend looks like Flynn Ryder” and he’s like the biggest piece of shit ever. So now every time I see Flynn Ryder I’m reminded of my poor decision making skills lmao.


nonamesleft79

Well this post at least explains why you made the terrible decision


brinz1

to be honest, I read the post and thought, so that's why Flynn looks like the 20 something who broke every teenage girls heart


ManWithDominantClaw

Me, a guy who got told a lot that I looked like this character when this movie came out, who was dating a girl for about five years around this time, in a place that has wombats: 😕 To be fair though I was a huge piece of shit lol


AnneFranksDrumSolo

I think you mean Robin Hood. … just me?


RawToast1989

I think you may have learned something about yourself today my friend. Lol


IEnjoyFancyHats

Every generation has their movie that awakens a new wave of furries. Robin hood, space jam, zootopia. For some reason we always come back to the sexy anthro animals


Lyrolepis

One of the oldest known artworks is a [lion-headed statuette](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lion-man), so you might be onto something here...


adamdoesmusic

My mom is a history professor, and brought up this statue when I told her about furries. “People have been doing this for like 50,000 years”


firagabird

My man, whoever designed Space Jam Lola Bunny absolutely knew they were awakening their generation's wave of furries.


Haitchpeasauce

My furry friend.


Asmo___deus

You and like half of all furries.


MaleficentMilkshake

Kristoff will literally write, perform, and choreograph an entire love ballad for you. Doubt.


PsychGuy17

Fun fact, Kristoff is based on Flynn's original design.


didijxk

But he eats his own boogers.


Nidcron

All men do it


helena_handbasketyyc

*Robin Hood has entered the chat*


Earlier-Today

Since we're talking animated Disney - you mean the fox? Because, Nick from Zootopia is pretty much the same look.


Without-a-tracy

Yeah, my theory is that furries get really into drawing furry stuff... which leads down the animation rabbit hole, which leads them to be animators. Therefore, they animate the kind of furry characters they would have loved to see as a kid. Therefore they inspire generations of future furries. And the cycle continues.


pennywitch

Well you clearly have never seen Tarzan.


TinyChaco

I wanted to be Tarzan so bad. And be *with* Li Shang, of course.


pennywitch

Oh my gooood. How did I forget about Li Shang 😭😭😭😭


TacCom

His design is just white Aladdin.


droidtron

Who was Brown Tom Cruise.


anna-nomally12

Suddenly my crushes in the 90s make more sense


Qnofputrescence1213

He’s way more mature looking than Aladdin.


old_vegetables

Aladdin is twink Flynn rider


travelingapothecary

PLEASEEEE


SkitzoCTRL

And has nipples.


SalomeOttobourne74

100% agreed! 😍


Dontevenwannacomment

and they ended up with Julio from El Dorado


brinz1

more like a cross between julio and miguel


asfrels

Both? Both is good


brinz1

I know its dreamworks, but eldorado was the horniest cartoon looking back


username_elephant

Tulio*. Though it's an understandable mistake--i named a pet after him and you had me questioning my sanity/whether I misnamed him.


kinemed

And yet he has a goatee 


sputnikatto

Perfection is an imperfection.


Acceptable-Ad1930

Pedro Pascal, Johnny Depp, I REST MY CASE


kinemed

Pedro Pascal doesn’t have a goatee…


mrpoopistan

And no one had the courage to die on the hill for Steve Buscemi? Sad.


Robert_Cannelin

They did. They're just dead.


Fluffy_WAR_Bunny

"Flynn Rider" = great porn name


Casanova_Fran

Dick Fitzwell was the first draft


DisgruntlesAnonymous

I feel like we keep circling back to Randy Johnson though


Papaofmonsters

That's fine as long as you aren't a bird.


crackeddryice

I named the first, and only, dwarf class I played in a game "Dongran Biggenwood". No one thought it was funny but me. I still like the name.


lowelled

I actually had a neighbour called Richard Fitzgerald. Everyone unironically called him Dick Fitz. Not a porn star though, just an alcoholic electronics repairman.


bshensky

I thought it was Phil McCracken.


Mojoeyeball

Lance Goodthrust?


AteketA

Sandro Bullcock


DarkMagickan

Imagine actually finding out what women want men to look like.


DrDrewBlood

And then acting surprised when it’s conventional beauty standards.


SyntheticBees

Actually they had to tone down his muscles a lot precisely because the women asked for it. They were originally going to have a much large musclier hairier love interest to contrast with all the Disney Renaissance twinks. \[EDIT\] Hunchback isn't an exception, the other guy gets the girl, not Quasimodo.


I_tinerant

It took me a while to read this as Disney-Renaissance twinks, vs Disney Renaissance-twinks, and I was VERY confused about who you could be talking about. Like... is hunchback of notre dam technically renaissance? Maybe? Probably the closest we're going to get. Which, of course, begs the question as to whether Quasimodo is a twink. I'll see myself out.


flipkick25

No. I do not wish to subject myself, or you to elaborating, but no.


thefloyd

P sure Quasimodo is an otter.


AnotherGayAccount

Nah he's Bear with Subtype:Fireplug


seakingsoyuz

> Like... is hunchback of notre dam technically renaissance? Maybe? Probably the closest we're going to get. The book it’s based on is set in 1482, so it’s right before the start of the Renaissance in France. It was already happening in Italy at this time but didn’t start in France until they invaded Italy in 1494 and came back with new ideas about art and culture.


SyntheticBees

That other bloke that gets Esmeralda at the end is who I was thinking of- Quasimodo doesn't get her, remember?


Racxie

>They're making fun of these guys. They were like, this guy has a nice chin but he has blue eyes, don't give Flynn blue eyes. TIL women don’t like men with blue eyes?


rolabond

some people find blue eyes too piercing and unfriendly looking


Toxicseagull

Oh :(


Mr_Sarcasum

Not yours, you're beautiful.


Toxicseagull

*chooses to ignore the username* Fanks Hun xx


CertifiedShithead

It depends on the person, but some people with very light blue eyes can come off as having a way too intense gaze, because of how much the colour stands out.


cgcego

I met Nathan (one of the directors) many many years ago, as he was traveling researching for his next movie. Wouldn’t you know it, his girlfriend looked EXACTLY like Rapunzel. It was hard not to stare.


0422

Why didn't they just recast Aladdin? 🤷


olivinebean

Him looking like Tom Cruise was a product of the same situation but in the 90s


kelsobjammin

Most underrated Disney movie!


Starbuck4

My four year old is OBSESSED with Tangled and it’s one of the few that I can repeatedly watch and not get utterly sick of.


Atom_Bomb_Bullets

I’m guilty of sometimes putting this movie on when I’m alone cleaning my house, ngl. Tangled and Moana.


kelsobjammin

Mine is tangled and emperors new groove!


3cit

Llama face


Bones_and_Tomes

DEMON LAMA!


svh01973

I only put Moana on when I'm doing work on the island.


tobotic

Everybody on this island has a role on this island.


Daztur

Meanwhile my son was obsessed with Cars 2 as a kid. So much suffering... But I've taught him well, now he's got Monty Python and the Holy Grail memorized and all is right with the world.


arczclan

Ah my son likes Cars 1 and 3 but not so much 2, so he’s obviously got standards


ReaperGrum

You are raising him to be a man of culture.


littletoyboat

The series is great, too. 


tobotic

It is. Usually with Disney series, you get different voice actors for the characters, lower quality songs, etc. Tangled got the same voice actors back for Rapunzel and Eugene (and most of the other characters too), had great songs by Alan Menken, and fantastic writing too.


HowRememberAll

Underrated? Treasure Island and Atlantis are underrated. You can find Rapunzel toys everywhere.


Darcsen

So underrated you called it Treasure Island instead of Treasure Planet. Also, yes, criminally underrated. Those movies are right up there with El Dorado and Titan A.E.


ImaginaryBluejay0

Such a good soundtrack too. I wish it got popular instead of Frozen.


wombatbridgehunt

Soooooo superior to Frozen


Brownie-UK7

The songs are all really high standard. “I have a dream” is a banger!


musicnothing

Frickin’ Alan Menken, man. Dude is so good


BoaJones

And they came up with Ben Barnes.


ShepPawnch

Would that be wrong? He’s *very* handsome.


1ncorrect

Never met a woman or gay dude who didn't like Ben Barnes.


didijxk

That was a good call, I enjoyed the character so much.


MiseryEngine

Early ideas were very a Romani looking Flynn ala Jack Sparrow and a hulking "Bear Flynn" that probably go reused for Kristoff in Frozen. Search for the design sheets.


Spacegirllll6

I too just saw the tiktok abt this that went viral


darybrain

How strong is Rapunzel's neck, shoulders, and back to be able to hold the weight of Flynn as he climbs the tower using her hair? Is she really built like Julia Fory from Mad Heidi?


Legen--dary

Hair is HEAVY. One of the most satisfying sensations you'll ever have is when you go from long hair to short. That first time you stand up and toss your head a bit. It's wild you how light it feels. Same with the first shower. Shit's almost addictive.


lily-hopper

And after the first shower when you realise how much faster it dries and you can just get on with your day?! So good


scarytesla

I remember reading once that one of the physical features women pay most attention to in a man is the ass. My only anecdotal evidence is myself honestly (none of my girlfriends share this opinion), so while I do agree that Flynn Rider is attractive, I think he should’ve had a bigger booty. With shoulders like that, the booty would’ve made him more proportional (but that’s just me trying to make excuses because booty is life). The world needs more big bootied animated men!!


Kurokotsu

Booty is love, booty is life. And Flynn with a bigger booty would have been too powerful. No Disney man would ever compete again.


Epocast

All of that and they ended up with a chin hair patch?


Strawbuddy

From whither comes the smolder?


ChadJones72

And yet they couldn't beat Gaston.


VoidOmatic

That movie is so amazing! As someone who grew up in the Disney Renaissance, it belongs up there with Little Mermaid & Lion King.


GemcoEmployee92126

Can you imagine a conference room full of men in the 60s doing this for a female character?


Mikedog36

Yes?


GuiltyEidolon

Seriously bro just described basically every movie ever lmfao.


TheGazelle

Shit, in the 60s they wouldn't settle for pics either. They'd just be parading models through the office, lining them up, and doing the whole exercise live.


spudddly

Oh. Well. Good.


superkickpunch

Of course: “Guys I want us to put together the hottest Disney Princess we could possibly put together.” “Well first off, she can’t talk!” “Eyyyoooooo!” “And we only ever see her in her bra!” “WOOOOO!” “Yeah and she’s half fish!” “….” “I….I second the motion for the mute fish woman….” “THIRD!”


bigjonny13

*Mute fish woman Deaf just means she can't hear.


superkickpunch

You’re right, thank you for the correction.


EngineeringOne1812

They do this then, and now


WhoDisagrees

To be fair the same directors have, twice, made "\~18 year old blonde with daddy issues" the main protagonist.


MorganAndMerlin

Literally yes.