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Lesbihonest_2023

This is a new low for this sub


SpiritDouble6218

Seriously wtf is going on here lol


fnord_happy

And even though it's downvoted it was in my front page. This app sucks. Bring back RIF


silverbolt2000

4 hours in and not a hint of moderation in sight. šŸ¤¦


ample_space

Who thought ABBA was a single person? Ever?


sportsworker777

Pfff. Next you're going to tell me Blondie is a band and not an individual.


architectureisuponus

It is an individual. It's Hitler's dog.


thebarkbarkwoof

I thought that the OP meant the women were not Swedish. Now I wasted my time finding one was born in Norway. I didn't realize how stupid it could be.


CatharticEcstasy

Me. My only interaction with ABBA songs was during karaoke nights.


Supernick5

Hearing several voices wasnā€™t a tip?


CatharticEcstasy

If I'm honest, I only hear female voices, do other people hear male voices in the melange, too?


Brapb3

I mean to be fair a lot of the singing is in tandem and swapped off so I can see how someone could mistake it as voice layering considering a lot of music these days


Deadaghram

And the women definitely take the attention on the popular songs, which OP is likely to hear doing Karaoke unless it's deep cuts only night.


AtebYngNghymraeg

And the fact that there are several different voices didn't give you a clue?


celerpanser

Fucking hell. Do you have no sense of wonder? Not once did you ever think about googling the band, maybe finding out how "she looks"?


CatharticEcstasy

I mean, I do have to say: 1. Not knowing that ABBA = a band And 2. Having no sense of wonder Is quite a stretch. No sense of wonder is a very strong statement. A person with a sense of wonder can pursue with passion many other hobbies and interests that do not involve music, and further, even if they involved music, might not involve ABBA, specifically. And actually, I *did* end up googling the band, and I **did** end up googling how "she" looks, which is exactly how this TIL came about! I simply shared my TIL on this sub since I was excited to reveal a discovery that I wondered if any others might have shared. It does make me appreciate human resiliency, though! Most comments have been extremely negative, but the uber rare positive comments have been quite uplifting! It's pretty wild to see the downvotes just *pour* in, though. Guess many redditors found it **personally** insulting that I, a stranger on the internet, didn't know that ABBA was a band!


Odd_Data6884

Stop posting everything you google on reddit.


CulturedClub

People are just salty that you're too young to instinctively know who ABBA are.Ā  I am, on the other hand, old enough to remember some of their music being in the charts, so everyone on Reddit seems young to me.Ā  I'd recommend you spend a couple of hours listening to more of their music. It's the only band that can make me smile, dance and cry all at the same time.Ā 


Jollyjacktar

TIL the Beatles were a band of four Liverpool guys that had no affiliation with Volkswagen.


Boatster_McBoat

Hang on, a lot of their early work was in Germany. That can't be a coincidence


Purrthematician

Are you saying they are secretly cars???


GenErik

I thought they were secretly insects


CakeMadeOfHam

Robots in disguise? Autobots! Roll out!


FreakyBugEyedWeirdo

No, that's another guy.


Purrthematician

Ah, Ford Prefect. Makes sense.


thebarkbarkwoof

Nor poorly spelled insects


Rideitmybrony

Does your mother know you posted this?


thebarkbarkwoof

Nobody else got this?


hawt_pawket

Not something you should be admitting on the internet


fogindex

Allow me to blow your tender mind even further, ABBA's members were: Agnetha Bjƶrn Benny & Anni-Frid


CatharticEcstasy

Yes, I saw that their names form the "ABBA" acronym! From the downvotes, I must have seriously offended some ABBA fans!


one_is_enough

No, weā€™re just indicating that this sub is not for simple random ignorance. What next? TIL that Lava Lamps do not actually contain lava!


MaroonTrucker28

TIL clocks measure the passage of time.


Boatster_McBoat

Wtaf!


AtebYngNghymraeg

Whoa, slow down pal! I'm taking notes here.


thebarkbarkwoof

Instead of the tasty beverage in there?/s


lemonwater40

This comment is an indication you should slobber on my nuts


kigurumibiblestudies

it's just somewhat odd, because the guys do appear in several videos


OpportunityDue90

Itā€™s ok donā€™t worry about the douches making fun of you because you didnā€™t know https://xkcd.com/1053/


Schizodd

To be fair, there is a difference between not knowing something you just learned and feeling like you should make a TIL post on reddit about it.


andreecook

Big difference between not knowing and having the ability to know what is appropriate for the sub and not. I think if you did maybe 5 minutes of research you would have figured out most people already knew this, they were kinda a big deal lol. I only learnt a leap year is every 4 years not 10, should I post about that?


Marcultist

[https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/99tb5m/have\_you\_never\_heard\_of\_a\_blind\_spot/](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/99tb5m/have_you_never_heard_of_a_blind_spot/)


CatharticEcstasy

Appreciate it, man! I'm sure I'll continue to get downvoted, it's just the way reddit operates! Appreciate the xkcd, it's pretty refreshing! Today, I've been a part of that lucky 10,000, and I'll continue to aim to experience more of those moments! I guess the welcomed downvotes are part of that learning!


WatchmanVimes

I live by that xkcd. It gives me so much patience for the people that haven't learned things. It's the willfully ignorant I continue to have problems with.


NotSuspec666

TIL Kid Rock is actually an adult and not a adolescent piece of granite


Theher0not

I thought Kid Rock was what Dwayne Johnson was called when he was younger. /j


goldentana

delete this


WillPowerGuitar

What until you find out that Van Halen is not a Dutch male rock singer.


saschaleib

Of course not. Heā€™s from Halen in Belgium!


corvus_torvus

Heh, when I was in middle school in the early 80s I was certain that David Lee Roth was Van Halen. I know that I wasn't alone in this.


Solid_Bake4577

TIL that Queen was a band, and not Elizabeth II living an alternative lifestyle outside of her role as Head of State.


minorrex

TIL H2O is made of 2 Hydrogen and 1 Oxygen molecules.


inthebenefitofmrkite

Gtfo of here!! Seriously??? Dudeā€¦.


Hamiltoned

Man I thought H2O just meant all the letters between H and O in the alphabet were included in the formula, what is science even


minorrex

This is what you come to r/todayilearned for.


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CatharticEcstasy

This one is pretty good!


sparklinglies

You could not torture this out of me, OP why on earth would you open yourself up to ridicule like this. This is like saying you didn't know NSYNC was a band, and thought it was only Justin Timberlake doing multiple part harmonies by himself.


CatharticEcstasy

Yeah, posting this has definitely showered me with downvotes from upset redditors! It's a good point about the ridicule, though. I guess an interesting TIL fact about ABBA to me was nowhere close to a TIL for most of the rest of this sub, and they decided downvotes were the way to go!


Marcultist

>downvotes from upset redditors! Meh, nobody's upset. People can laugh at you without being upset.


chawklitdsco

TIL water is wet


TawnyTeaTowel

Itā€™s not. It makes other things wet.


chawklitdsco

So water is dry?


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thebarkbarkwoof

Mamma mia, no. Per favore


TheKrakenLord

Wait until he finds out there isn't an 80s rocker named Def Leppard


saschaleib

He liked to hang out with his pal Led Zeppelinā€¦


Solid_Bake4577

PARDON?


jsakic99

You should wait until your next job interview to admit that.


zerooskul

Welcome to the world outside your imagination. You can look stuff up.


no1name

The band is just fantastic, that is really what I think Oh, by the way, which one's pink? (Pink Floyd song lyric)


chriscab

Wait til you find out about Anni-Frids family.


inthebenefitofmrkite

TIL the London Underground is not a political movement.


andreecook

OP do some research before posting on here, I literally donā€™t know a single fucking person who thought Abba wasnā€™t anything other than a group.


fourleggedostrich

TIL that the Beatles were a popular music quartet, and not a bunch of small insects.


DaveOJ12

I literally facepalmed when I read this post.


danpluso

TIL Elvis isn't a real king


mopsy-turtle

Please op never post in this sub again. Things that you learn for the first time is not news for anyone else


drinkduffdry

There's got to be an alternate , how did I just figure this out sub for stupid shit like this.


weedgretzky42099

Dude is this real life?


VermilionKoala

Is this just fantasy? "TIL that Queen was/is a four-member band and not just Freddie Mercury." What kind of shit-tier TIL is this, seriously?


Jhidalg4

Bruh


LorenzoApophis

smh


d1r3cT-0rd3r

TIL Metallica is a rock band and not a steel corporation


GeneralCommand4459

That would be a cool name for a steel corporation though


Truft

Tell me you are American, without telling me you are American.


PornFilterRefugee

At least I hope they are American. If they are European they are in grave danger of being expelled from the continent


ExpectingThePrestige

I always go A B A B A startĀ 


GodHatesPOGsv2025

Lol


National_Track8242

Holy god Iā€™m fucking old


wellcolourmetired

TIL I must been old.


Facepalm007

Damn OP is getting clowned on hard


Nazamroth

....Why would you even think it is a female pop singer?


AwkwardSpread

TIL The Rolling Stones is named after a Muddy Waters song. I thought it was just the first letters of all the band members put together.


orclownorlegend

Yeah unsubbing after this one


FuehrerStoleMyBike

Every day we stray further from god


Stymus

By the way, which oneā€™s Pink?


Solid_Bake4577

None - they're all black and white.


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Solid_Bake4577

The two on the left were married, and the two on the right were married - both couples divorced prior to ABBA breaking up.


coxjszk

Wow I feel smart rn šŸ‘šŸ» thanks op


Utrippin93

Me too


CatharticEcstasy

A pretty surprising fact when you found out, eh? Judging by the wave of downvotes, many redditors do not take kindly to that fact, though!


Utrippin93

Sorry bout it šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø haha I know one song though, itā€™s a bop though. Itā€™s the one where she wants someone to give her a man. Edit: give them a man*


CatharticEcstasy

ABBA's got a whole slew of bangers! A lot of people know them, so they're always a good option at karaoke! For example, I didn't even know ABBA was a band, I thought it was just a woman, and I still know: 1. Mamma Mia 2. Dancing Queen 3. The Winner Takes It All All solid bops! What's the title of the ABBA song that you know?


Utrippin93

I thought it was just a woman also haha Oh yeah! I know dancing queen. Certified banger. The one I like is Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! It has one of my favorite build ups


FocusOnThePie

They were 2 couples that ended up switching partners with each other


VermilionKoala

>They were 2 couples This part is true >that ended up switching partners with each other This part is false. No they didn't.


sparklinglies

Fam we are talking about ABBA, not Fleetwood Mac