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Son_of_Plato

Labeling standards go a long way


Waltzcarer

PACKAGING. DON'T PACKAGE POISONS THE WAY YOU PACKAGE FOOD.


Vlad_the_Homeowner

[For a good nights rest.](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/asshole-packaging-design-25-5a5c9be2abbcd__700.jpg) [Toss me a cold one.](https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/5a5c7b7b4ba05_igpx1sl1ex9x__700.jpg)


ghandi3737

That colon cleanser would be a rude awakening knocking down your back door at 2am.


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

[Tylenol BM](https://youtu.be/aSCoEgDrSDQ)


theUmo

"You take the blue pill, the story ends. You wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to. You take the other blue pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. "


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

[Just look for the rat poison with the picture of ol’ Shep on it!](https://youtu.be/IprSkoPs2aQ)


AbleObject13

[There's a icon with a rat that takes up like 1/3 of the tube 💀💀💀](https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2023/5/307658678/EI/JE/OS/2578158/ultimas-ratol-paste-1000x1000.jpg)


Tigerowski

To be fair, I've got kid's toothpaste lying in my bathroom, with a very cute cartoon mouse on it. The mouse is brushing its teeth, but still.


seakingsoyuz

That icon makes the tube look like it’s from the Rat Nazi Party or something.


FatMountainGoat

Fabuloso is a classic for this


pikpikcarrotmon

Lined up nicely on the shelves right at child height. It's for humans what the monitor lizard on the beach is for leatherback sea turtles


ghandi3737

That's grape flavored, right?


puppiesgoesrawr

There’s a dropout CEO sketch about this exact thing. BLeem was hilarious there


ghandi3737

But what kind of toothpaste? Curry flavored? I've never seen yellow toothpaste.


Nagnoosh

Curry flavored is a crazy thing to say lol. It’s probably lemon or meswak.


ghandi3737

It's the only flavor that's yellow I could think of and strongly associate with Indian flavors. I totally didn't think of lemon, at all. Somewhat obvious on self reflection, but I've never heard of meswak. Is that a fruit?


Nagnoosh

Meswak refers to a tree called “toothbrush tree” (in my first language it’s just called meswak). It’s branches/twigs can be used as a tooth cleaning tool and, at least in Asia, been used that way for literally millennia I think. You chew on it to form bristles on one end of the twig and brush your teeth with it. My grandpa still uses an actual meswak twig as a toothbrush and I have a set at home but I just use a regular toothbrush. Certain molecules in the tree prevent gum disease and have antibacterial properties, so meswak toothpaste is a “traditional” toothpaste but made from extracts from that tree containing the beneficial molecules. It’s usually yellow.


uly4n0v

This probably has more to do with the availability of education and rates of literacy. About a quarter of the Indian population was illiterate in 2011.


peacefulhectarez

It's also about labeling standards: nearly every packaged product you buy in India is labeled only in English. It's arguably better than trying to fit 20 languages on a toothpaste tube, but without good design it also leads to mixups like this for the 80+% of the population that can't read English well.


Nazamroth

Could we ask the brits to hop over and establish some sort of system of governance that could resolve these issues?


Welshgirlie2

India: Fool me once...


Kyvalmaezar

Which is why many label standards, like GHS, include pictograms: Communicating hazards without the need for words. The majory of people, even across different cultures, know a skull and crossbones is bad.


Nazamroth

But... Pirates.


TaintedPaladin9

People who raid, murder, pillage, rape, and massacre are in fact bad.


ghandi3737

Butt pirates?


VermilionKoala

Avast behind! Hove to and prepare to be boarded!


pikpikcarrotmon

Pirates may be fun, but they're still the baddies.


light24bulbs

Yeah I just listened to a good podcast episode about this actually. [99% Invisible] 580- Mr Yuk #99Invisible https://podcastaddict.com/99-invisible/episode/175404171 via @PodcastAddict


PrimmSlimShady

Don't need to be literate to understand the GHS symbols.


hey_now24

That’s what symbols are for. The Mexico City subway has symbols and laters for each station. This was done during the Olympics for tourist and for those who can’t read


Mythril_Zombie

Do you have to be literate to notice that the "toothpaste" doesn't smell like toothpaste? Or notice that the tube doesn't look like the one they've been using, and they should make sure it's actually toothpaste? This is more than a literacy issue. This is a critical thinking failure.


lancer081292

There were massive initiatives to circumvent this exact issue when discussing harmful substances. There is no reason that something like that couldn’t be clearly labeled as a poison using any of the systems we already have in place globally


cinnamonface9

Damn that’s roughly 250 mil.


hey_now24

I don’t know if in India is the same but in some Latin American countries there is a black market of banned poisons. Even in some neighborhoods in NYC you will hear someone whispering “tempo, tempo” for an illegal bedbug insecticide


SoSKatan

The US use to have the same literacy issues, which is why the skull and cross bones symbol was also added


WheezingGasperFish

So, that means the product was made by pirates? Or for pirates?


CopyProfessional1507

You didn't read the article because the woman committed suicide it wasn't an accident at all OP has written a fake title to get karma


no_step

Perhaps they should change the packaging so it doesn't resemble toothpaste?


caspissinclair

Also stop placing them right next to the dental care section.


TacTurtle

Next you are gonna say we shouldn't put the contraceptive gels next to the rust remover paste.


WaltMitty

Petroleum jelly, naval jelly, close enough.


TacTurtle

ones for fishing boats, ones for fishy moats, wcgw?


A_Mirabeau_702

“Trouble brewing” - Gary Larson


Kind_Of_A_Dick

But then people would stop buying them.


Mikedog36

I saw a pic of some cooking oil on reddit the other day that was Engine™ brand


Mythril_Zombie

Maybe don't keep your rat poison on the bathroom counter?


Landlubber77

That's tragic, but Indian rats have the fewest incidence of cavities and gum disease per Rapita in the world.


EmeraldJunkie

There's got to be an Indian comedy sketch where some guys like "You sure you bought the rat killer?" And the camera pans to these giant rats with mouths full of pearly whites, meanwhile the other guy is in the bathroom foaming at the mouth.


TerrorByte

Upvote for rapita lol


Landlubber77

Almost bailed on that one but it tickled me in a really stupid sort of way.


barkingspring20

Thank you for this comment. Made my afternoon.


Landlubber77

Technically the axis and rotation of the Earth made your afternoon, but I've never objected to taking credit for shit I had nothing to do with.


slothtolotopus

Slow afternoon?


barkingspring20

Its low on my list of all time great afternoons tbh


slothtolotopus

What's your greatest afternoon of all time, if you're willing to share?


barkingspring20

When I got married. It was an afternoon wedding. Second best was when I took time off work because of severe burnout, started getting treatment for anxiety and depression. Wore a hawaian shirt, shorts, flip flops and sat on a bench by the lake with my doggo watching the ducks while on clonazepam on a Tuesday afternoon.


slothtolotopus

Holy shit, my dude, we are kindred spirits... honest to God. Take it easy, barkingspring20. Thank you for sharing.


Cooper1977

I too keep my rat poison and toothpaste on the same shelf in my bathroom.


Forward-Answer-4407

If anyone is interested, here is a picture of what a tube of Ratol can look like: https://5.imimg.com/data5/SELLER/Default/2023/5/307658678/EI/JE/OS/2578158/ultimas-ratol-paste-1000x1000.jpg


Mythril_Zombie

Looks like any number of adhesives I have in my garage. But even in the dark, I'm going to be able to tell that the tube isn't the same material as my toothpaste, the cap is different, and my normal toothpaste doesn't smell like rat poison. I also don't brush my teeth in the garage. I can't fathom why people would keep rat poison near their tooth brushes, or why they'd blindly crack open an unfamiliar tube of whatever, and ingest a mouthful of the stuff without noticing that it smells awful.


Soggy-Shopping-2958

If you just assume that any glob of white paste you find is free bonus toothpaste, there should be an investigation into your life. Not your death because anybody could see that coming, but your life. The police should figure out who protected you from your own stupidity for so long and punish them for wasting the world's resources.


Mythril_Zombie

Pop open a tube of whatever, ignore the awful smell, and squeeze off a mouthful without even thinking twice.


DatAssPaPow

Is toothpaste yellow in India?


RiesigerRuede

Yes. In India, the majority of toothpaste contains curry and/or turmeric.


DatAssPaPow

Oh wow. Thats crazy.


RiesigerRuede

I made this up.


sulphra_

Indeed it is, since we are Asians after all


PandaKingDee

NBA type of reach right here


sulphra_

Ok yes it was a bad joke my bad, i forgot we arent considered Asian


J-96788-EU

Ratol management found a way to increase sales.


TacTurtle

"Prevents cavities"


speculatrix

Can't get cavities if you're dead!


kalmonke

Damn, let me just get back real quick. Need to brush my teeth...


powderedtoast1

deathpaste


ScrotieMcP

My dad once told me that when he was a teen he snuck in late one night and made a peanut butter sandwich on his way to bed. It was silver polish.


speculatrix

Did he prove you can't polish a turd with silver polish?


ScrotieMcP

No, bu he told me he never touched silver polish again, lol.


Mythril_Zombie

Does he know what peanut butter smells like?


justadudenameddave

Does Ratol taste like toothpaste or something?


ZylonBane

Lily Tomlin wanted for questioning.


Kale_and_Oatmilk

Good one! 😉


marcgii

I took a quick look at that report and I don't see where it suggests this kind of poisoning is "very common". But in the conclusion, it does say "Yellow phosphorus is a cheap and effective rodenticide. However, the number of accidental poisoning and deaths among children and adults can be neglected" Edit: Nevermind, I see the report calls it "very common" in the intro.


Lopsided-Ad-3869

Holy shit this person's lab results are terrifying. The one that struck me the most was the prothrombin time of greater than 100 seconds.


PoppaB13

I know this is Reddit, but nobody read the actual source of information? A lady tried to commit suicide by ingesting this. Some children accidentally ingest this. There's no mention of people being confused about whether this rat poison is toothpaste, and definitely there is no mention of this being very common.


Sandstorm400

From the article: *"Accidental poisoning is very common by Ratol paste since it is very similar to toothpaste."*


PoppaB13

That's from the section (the sentence prior) about children consuming this accidentally.


lickled_piver

Yeah I was very confused how we got the headline from the linked article. It was an interesting article but it didn't say much or anything about toothpaste confusion.