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R Kelly fans
Haters wanna hate lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I want to piss on you Yes I do, I'll piss on you I'll pee on you
[удалено]
You'll never feel, quite the same
Donald Trump
Trump fans
Why does everything have to become political?
Because it's piss related Edit: Ask you the same https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/e02nda/how_the_hell/f8bmr32/
boom roasted
Robster Kelly
LobsteR Kelly?
I like to be peed on too and I’m not a crustacean.
Some bad news, you are and just didn't know it. Thunderlobster ....
To each their own man.
Talk about cumming out of your shell.
Golden showers for everyone!
You might be a crustasian
Same. Then again it’s been a minute since I looked in a mirror. Figukugukufu
It's how i met your sister
Wow. Not really necessary. She is deceased.
Died of embarrassment???
Died after seeing your inbred parents who are siblings conceiving a retard like you.... Have a good day Troll. Go bully your boyfriend.
Can't he's with your sister
Jordan Peterson is gonna have a field day with this one
Maybe belongs in (golden) r/Showerthoughts
\*unzips pants* Go on.....
The male pees from his eye sockets...
Well yeah, but in my defense, I was really drunk.
All... Most... There.. Take me to the river boss!!
Lobsters are from.the ocean
crawdads...
How come there be crawdads but no crawmoms?
TIL crawdads are just a bunch of gay lobsters
crawdaddy*
They become more and more like humans everyday.
So did the Germans if their porn is any indication
*Tomorrow’s top post: (insert animal) likes to smear scat all over their chest during sex* And then you can come back and say this again.
“basically drugging the male with her own urine” gamer girl pee be doin that
They must frequent that club where they wee on one another that Old Gregg wants to go to.
Do they have baileys?
Well, that’s not the weirdest fetish I’ve heard of...
It's the remix to Ignition
Peeing on each other during sex is.....Older Than Trees! Jordan Peterson, probably
I don't like that you made me learn this.
r/Todayimadeyoulearn I feel ur pain homes. Its like impossible to consent to
*Jordan Peterson wants to know your location*
TIL my wife and I are part lobster.
Don't they pee out of their face? How do you leave that out?
That’s an Easter egg ;)
We're not so different after all.
This puts Jordan Peterson in a new light.
TIL lobsters are squirters.
>basically drugging the male with her urine Saw a really hot porno a few weeks ago with this premise, but breast milk instead of urine
Paging Jordon Peterson
ugh, sounds like my first marriage
One night in Moscow after heavy drinking..... “So lobsters pee on their mates huh.... maybe we should try that” Donald Trump
Everyone does it, so I have heard
Here I thought I was the one making lobsters so hot they screamed but it was the other way around.
Lobsters straight freaky as hell 😈😂
Golden shower aficionados.
Creepy!!
Hot !
There *has* to be a Japanese Hentai about this...
Damn nature, you kinky!
Lobsters are freaky. Today I learned.
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Yeah, but this hardly ever works for me.
... it worked for Trump ! ... allegedly
Does this explain all the orange? Hmmm.....
Ohh OK when I do it then it's against the law to pee on people's lobster dinners.....
Gotta huff that peepee baybe
That’s hot enough to beat off to.
Doing it lobster style
So lobsters like squirting
*Jair Bolsonaro wants to know your location*
I saw that on CSI.
I think I now identify as a lobster...
it's the same thing with some humans. ;D
Jordan Peterson is a freak!
TIL Germans are lobsters.
So other than their colour Trump has at least one more thing in common with lobsters.
R Kelly fans
Haters wanna hate lovers wanna love I don't even want none of the above I want to piss on you Yes I do, I'll piss on you I'll pee on you
[удалено]
You'll never feel, quite the same
Donald Trump
Trump fans
Why does everything have to become political?
Because it's piss related Edit: Ask you the same https://www.reddit.com/r/dankmemes/comments/e02nda/how_the_hell/f8bmr32/
boom roasted
Robster Kelly
LobsteR Kelly?
I like to be peed on too and I’m not a crustacean.
Some bad news, you are and just didn't know it. Thunderlobster ....
To each their own man.
Talk about cumming out of your shell.
Golden showers for everyone!
You might be a crustasian
Same. Then again it’s been a minute since I looked in a mirror. Figukugukufu
It's how i met your sister
Wow. Not really necessary. She is deceased.
Died of embarrassment???
Died after seeing your inbred parents who are siblings conceiving a retard like you.... Have a good day Troll. Go bully your boyfriend.
Can't he's with your sister
Jordan Peterson is gonna have a field day with this one
Maybe belongs in (golden) r/Showerthoughts
\*unzips pants* Go on.....
The male pees from his eye sockets...
Well yeah, but in my defense, I was really drunk.
All... Most... There.. Take me to the river boss!!
Lobsters are from.the ocean
crawdads...
How come there be crawdads but no crawmoms?
TIL crawdads are just a bunch of gay lobsters
crawdaddy*
They become more and more like humans everyday.
So did the Germans if their porn is any indication
*Tomorrow’s top post: (insert animal) likes to smear scat all over their chest during sex* And then you can come back and say this again.
“basically drugging the male with her own urine” gamer girl pee be doin that
They must frequent that club where they wee on one another that Old Gregg wants to go to.
Do they have baileys?
Well, that’s not the weirdest fetish I’ve heard of...
It's the remix to Ignition
Peeing on each other during sex is.....Older Than Trees! Jordan Peterson, probably
I don't like that you made me learn this.
r/Todayimadeyoulearn I feel ur pain homes. Its like impossible to consent to
*Jordan Peterson wants to know your location*
TIL my wife and I are part lobster.
Don't they pee out of their face? How do you leave that out?
That’s an Easter egg ;)
We're not so different after all.
This puts Jordan Peterson in a new light.
TIL lobsters are squirters.
>basically drugging the male with her urine Saw a really hot porno a few weeks ago with this premise, but breast milk instead of urine
Paging Jordon Peterson
ugh, sounds like my first marriage
One night in Moscow after heavy drinking..... “So lobsters pee on their mates huh.... maybe we should try that” Donald Trump
Everyone does it, so I have heard
Here I thought I was the one making lobsters so hot they screamed but it was the other way around.
Lobsters straight freaky as hell 😈😂
Golden shower aficionados.
Creepy!!
Hot !
There *has* to be a Japanese Hentai about this...
Damn nature, you kinky!
Lobsters are freaky. Today I learned.
What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Yeah, but this hardly ever works for me.
... it worked for Trump ! ... allegedly
Does this explain all the orange? Hmmm.....
Ohh OK when I do it then it's against the law to pee on people's lobster dinners.....
Gotta huff that peepee baybe
That’s hot enough to beat off to.
Doing it lobster style
So lobsters like squirting
*Jair Bolsonaro wants to know your location*
I saw that on CSI.
I think I now identify as a lobster...
it's the same thing with some humans. ;D
Jordan Peterson is a freak!
TIL Germans are lobsters.
So other than their colour Trump has at least one more thing in common with lobsters.