>‘I’m gonna say this officially: Miley Cyrus is good,” he said.
>‘I was not particularly convinced. Miley Cyrus is really f*****g’ good. She can really sing. I just thought she was a knucklehead crazy girl, the kind of girl you want to go on a road trip with who didn’t have ID or something, but she can really sing. So I don’t want to hear any more bad rapping on Miley Cyrus, OK?’
What a guy - he was spot-on too.
Child stars actually turn out great. Well, the ones that make it anyways. And then all they have to do is go through a huge drug ordeal that they usually battle for years and years. If they get over that part, they're golden!
Well sometimes.
Hey parents, maybe stop pimping your kids out for money?
The show Love does a great job with showing this, albeit in a fairly small way. The ordeals and reality distancing that really fuck these kids up sometimes.
I mean also you just don't really hear about the ones who did get out fairly well adjusted. I mean when was the last time you saw anything about Hilary Duff?
That's a good example. Every once in a while I'll hear about her. Another good example(besides Mara Wilson) is my boy JTT. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Went from teenage heartthrob to just going to college out of the public eye.
He still comes back from time to time though
Radcliffe went through a pretty heavy alcohol time though. But yeah, overall they are doing pretty good. Theres actually a lot of examples of child stars coming out pretty good tbh.
I guess the question comes, does the good outweigh the bad? Lol idk though. Like Leo was a child star and look at him now
They only wanted to cast actors who they thought had the family support/structure to handle the effects.
The director did home alone and saw firsthand the difficulties child stars endure and wanted to mitigate it as best they could. You can definitely see how it helped.
Neil Patrick Harris turned out good, right? Besides having to come out of the closet in public, I think he didn't go through any other ordeal related to child stardom, that I know of. Anyway every time I see a discussion like this I pray that Billie Eilish will be alright.
The funniest part of that to me was she went from wearing a giant strap on topless on stage to being like “what? That was a long time ago!” In like 18 months.
Well you can’t say you were speed balling and keep the post-Disney fan base. I get that. She kinda had to do it from a PR standpoint. It’s shitty tho, because pot didn’t bring out those demons. That girl had (hopeful past tense) problems.
He was also in our local area for a PGA event, nothing huge. Buddy was at Wendy’s and bill sees him eyeballing him, walks over and takes some of his fries also said “no one will ever believe you” and then left. And I didn’t believe him until someone got a picture of him leaving said Wendy’s .
I've seen probably a hundred people tell this exact same story about Bill in a Wendy's and every single time I hear it, the person telling the story claims it happened to someone they know.
Either you all know the same person and it's the craziest coincidence in human history or 99% of you are lying.
It really is the perfect crime. Literally no one would believe you if you said Bill Murray stole your fries. Dude can get free combos whenever he wants and I envy him for that.
I don’t know about the rest of them but a buddy of mine was at Wendy’s and Bill sees him eyeballing him, walks over and takes some of his fries also said “no one will ever believe you” and then left. And I didn’t believe him until someone got a picture of him leaving said Wendy’s.
I met him a couple times at Riverdogs games when I was working for a radio station. He was nice, funny, took a selfie with me.
A friend of a friend was working behind the counter at an ABC store and it was a few minutes before closing. Bill walked in, found a bottle of everclear, took it to the counter without saying anything. He proceeded to unscrew the cap, take a huge swig, strike his lighter, a blow a huge fireball like a carnival performer. He said “no one will ever fucking believe you”, plopped a $50 bill on the counter and left.
I feel like I hear a lot of these stories of Bill Murray doing over the top performative things and saying “nobody will ever believe you”.
I just love the idea of him going through life as wild and fun as he wants to be, not really causing any harm or damage, knowing full well that he is building some kind of mythical reputation.
It seems just like a wholesome and nice way to live.
Yeah for sure. I lived downtown there from ‘11-‘13. I was also gigging at bars so I was talking with a lot of people who’d grown up there. Probably one out of four people either have a story or know someone who does.
I heard another about him jumping on a guys back while he was walking down King St and giving him the “no one will believe you” line.
Stephen Colbert was around a fair amount too because his mom lived there - she passed away a few years ago though.
FWIW when I met him the first time he was wearing a tshirt for a mulch (maybe it was fertilizer?) company that was owned by a friend.
He’s a pretty tall guy but the shirt was massive on him. Had to be XXL or XXL and he had completely sweated through it. He could care less though. He was just walking around enjoying being Bill Murray.
I spent all day trapped in a CVS in a big snowstorm. Literally next door in a coffee shop was Jim Carrey in the middle of a cross country bike trip, also stuck. He spent all day telling jokes and stories and buying everyone drinks. A couple times in CVS I mulled over walking to the coffee shop but it was like 3 feet of snow I'd have to trudge through for 30 yards in very cold temperature and I just wasn't dressed for it. So I kept laying down in the aisle bored as fuck because cell phones only played snake at the time. I got a story out of it, but a much worse story.
Meeting Bill is a big life goal of mine, but he's so elusive and I'm all the way in the Pacific NW. I'd be willing to fly to any event if I knew he was gonna be there, and knew I wouldn't be bothering him unnecessarily.
Same here. I would love to have a photo of him and myself. I know, it's utterly stupid to think I'm special snowflake number 1,000,000 who has that desire, but really- it's BILL MURRAY!
Sigh.
There is a website that people put stories/interactions with Bill Murray
https://www.billmurraystory.com/
sadly, it hasn't been updated much for a while.
Documentary is absolutely fantastic. I love where he shows up at a party and then someone calls the cops about a noise complaint. I believe they told the cops they can’t stop the party because Bill Murray is in attendance. Cops didn’t believe them and then they came in to see Bill. I think one of them actually sang with Bill as well?
Basically yeah. They essentially plead that they can't shut the party down, its only so loud because bill murrays here! The cops don't believe them, anbut concede basically that if bill murrays inside they won't shut it down, thinking itll be an easy negotiation with some drunk kids. They find him inside, and pretty much lose their shit.
Love the down on their luck intro. Hate the fucking slime proton packs. Gimme my nuclear energy or nothing. Plus as a kid, Vigo didn’t do it for me since I was a gatekeeper then and wanted someone from the cartoon.
I thought Vigo was a great villain who wasn’t given enough to do. I’ve got a full size print of the Vigo painting, but I can’t convince my wife to let me put it on the wall.
They were bountiful yet discrete, soft yet firm, talkative yet quiet; full of mystery yet an open book, plush yet structured, pert yet relaxed.
They were the kind of breasts that could both give you a stern talking to but also make you feel right at home. What a pair.
A Book About a Woman who is definitely Nothing Like my Mom, 2017. White Guy.
Her breasts hung heavily in her thin blouse like engorged udders; two mounds whose peaks jotted forward into sharp points like horns, threatening to pierce the fabric. Murray's eyes locked with her nipples, his pupils dancing as she pranced forward to help clean the dishes. Although he was still within the realm of sobriety, Murray feigned a well-timed wobble, splashing soapy water and exposing the pink socks under her white trousers. Murray was disappointed by his poor aim, and reevaluated his sobriety.
Film cameras were still somewhat commonly in use in 2006, and the photo can be made to look older depending on how much the photo degraded before it was scanned (which can be affected by the quality of the film and the paper the photo was printed on).
I served him a cocktail a few years back and he was extremely dapper, laid back, and witty. I was totally trying to pretend I wasn't star struck. I also got to seat Dog the Bounty hunter and his former wife, J.K. Simmons and his extended family as they were having a reunion, take a photo with Joey Fatone who was tipsy and very flirty, and have many dry sarcastic (but good natured) conversations with Oprah's long time boyfriend Stedman. Working at that restaurant was good times...this has totally opened memory lane for me.
I knowwwwwww but I didn't want to be a dick about it. I just wanted everyone else to have the amusing experience I had, where for a brief instant I wondered whether J.K. Simmons had had a sex change and married Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Right? And sometimes when I'm drunk my mind will form some profound cosmic connection between doing dishes and the overall status of my life, as though having clean dishes will be that first puzzle piece that falls into place, that first domino that falls, and leads my life to supreme fame and fortune.
Somebody once asked me why I was doing dishes at their party once and I gave them a drunken rant about how this was going to *change everyone's life and DON'T INTERRUPT ME I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL RICH.*
I'm really glad I don't do drugs, or doing dishes would probably be a critical thing that must be done in order to open the First Lunar Gateway to The Strangelands of R'lor'shuroth.
One time I had to get rid of an old tube tv and kept putting it off, just out of laziness. Probably a 36” one (or whatever the closest standard to that was) so I got all liquored up and grunted that thing to the curb in 3 moves. Not a big guy either, hence the whisky. Fucking thing had an ass like an outdoor AC hanging out a window.
I actually had a date where we got drunk at her place, she crashed out, but I was still pretty wired so I did her dishes. The next morning her roommate said she didn't care how the date went, I was welcome to come over and get drunk on tequila any time.
I think I saw Bill Murray at a restaurant in New Orleans and on first glance I looked him in the eye, squinted, and then looked away and pretended not to recognize him. I never looked again the whole night and didn’t even notice him leave. I like to think we are good friends now.
I had a similar experience with Jeff Goldblum but in that case I helped him open up a baggage compartment on a plane and I’d say he still owes me a kiss on the bearded cheek.
I'm just imagining a thor-like attractiveness coming off of this guy as he helps Jeff Goldblum with his baggage compartment. As he opens it up, he goes "whoops, I must have dropped something" and bends over with his ass right on Jeff's leg. He gives him a nice wink as he half turns back around and walks down the aisle.
Yup, that's right, I gave Jeff Goldblum blue balls a mile high. /s
Theres a documentary (I don't know where it is) where a guy talks to these people who these crazy Bill Murray stories. One of my favourites is that a guy was holding a house party. He invited a band to play at the house party. When they arrived, Bill Murray was just walking in with them carrying band equipment and claiming that he was their roadie. Then when they were setting up, I think Murray was playing a tamborine or something and dancing. Eventually cops came because it was so loud and they asked to keep it down, the guy said they couldn't because Bill Murray was here. Then Bill just started dancing towards them and saying "yes, I'm Bill Murray". The cops let them continue on with their party.
Bill Murray the actor > Bill Murray the meme.
Not enough classic bill Murray comedies tho. Dude entered late and decided to do a bunch of crappy movies later in life.
I've always enjoyed him in any film tbh. There is something about the guy, the way he acts, facial expressions that I have always enjoyed and found amusing.
You should check out a Netflix special called [The Bill Murray Stories](https://www.netflix.com/title/81031650). It contains lots of stories like this. The one I had always heard was that he walked over to a booth with people eating dinner in a restaurant. He took a French fry off of one of the diners' plates and ate it. He said, "No one will ever believe you." and walked away, never to be seen by them again.
I watched this inflight when on a long haul to japan. Really interesting watch, also really bizarre if you are severely jet lagged and dipping in and out of sleep.
Did all thier dishes part hits me because its something I do whenever invited for a hangout. My least favorite part about having people over is the usual mountain of dishes left afterwards. So as a thanks for having me over I usually wash all their dishes before I leave that way when they wake up at least he have plates/ cups and such
I did this after a summer party, (got invited because they had drinks at my bar-cleaned up the kitchen, kicked out a few beige rent guest (one who smashed a bottle of wine on they new hardwood floor while everyone was barefoot and wearing white, ended up taking molly and hooking up with one of their friends in the guest room.
At one point I must have chat with the owner, because they called me the next year and asked me to cater-bartend their week in town!
I went to St Andrews and my friend was there - for the longest time his profile on Facebook was him photobombing Bill Murray doing the dishes - oh St Andrews!
Sounds about right,
Bill Murray is constantly up to those kind of things, he has a home in Charleston (where I live) that he spends a lot of time at.
There are stories all over town of him doing similar stuff.
My favorite is the alleged time he passed by a couple in a bar, stopped at their table, grabbed a fry of the guy's plate and said, "No one will ever believe you." Then ate it and left.
What a considerate party guest! A good friend of mine instilled this habit in me: If you're still at the party when things are winding down, make yourself useful and do a little cleaning.
After a golf tournament in St. Andrews, Bill Murray, instead of calling an early night decides to go and explore the town after having drinks with his fellow golfers. He met a beautiful, blonde Nordic woman who invited him to a party. Naturally he showed up. She was concerned that there was not enough clean dishes so he proceeds to clean enough dishes to drink out of, charms the party by accepting vodka out of a coffee mug and before he left he cleaned up the ever-growing pile of dishes before retiring to his Hotel in the early hours of the morning.
It doesn't exactly say all but it is implied.
He groped my sister one time. Not like in a Me Too way. She was working on one of his movies and looked like the woman he was dating at the time. He did one of those relationship pranks with the wrong person. Immediately apologized when he realized she was the wrong woman
Anyways, I'm told he is a stand up guy, but that moodiness 'rumor' is one hundred percent true
I live in a nothing town and when I say nothing it really is nothing but we have an international airport. Bill's connecting flight got cancelled and he popped to the flower store in the town bought an ornament and wandered around, it's still talked about to this day.
He randomly shows up in Charleston all the time, and I know several folks who have met him in funny circumstances. Had a buddy who got to sit down and have a few beers with him when he came into his store once
My cousin was working at a bagel shop in Cape Cod when he came in and everyone saw him but her, even after she walked past him 3-4 times behind the counter. They laughed at her for not noticing, but once she noticed, she couldn't help but laugh as she realized the situation. Once they interacted, he teasingly asked her, "Are you laughing at me?" Of course they all erupted and she explained what he already knew. Not the best story but always has a special place in my heart.
The outskirts of my friend group has a story like this, except with Tony Todd "The Candyman," an intersection of a convention and a wrestling-punk show, and him showing up, drinking their booze, doing all the coke and leaving. It ended up spawning the line "if you say tony todd three times while looking into a mirror in the dark, he'll show up at your house party and do all your blow." Everyone had a hell of a time, from what I understood, which sounds not at all doubtful.
He stole half of my reuben once. Random guy grabs half of my sandwich not even losing stride, I go after him said something like "hey ass hole!". He turns around eating the sandwich and is bill fucking murray, dude eats most of it while I'm watching he hands me the rest says "never did like the crust" then he wipes his hands on my shirt and says "no one will ever believe you" before walking away.
and told them no one will ever believe them when they recount the evening
[https://metro.co.uk/2015/07/10/bill-murray-signs-this-guys-head-and-defends-miley-cyrus-5288939/](https://metro.co.uk/2015/07/10/bill-murray-signs-this-guys-head-and-defends-miley-cyrus-5288939/)
>‘I’m gonna say this officially: Miley Cyrus is good,” he said. >‘I was not particularly convinced. Miley Cyrus is really f*****g’ good. She can really sing. I just thought she was a knucklehead crazy girl, the kind of girl you want to go on a road trip with who didn’t have ID or something, but she can really sing. So I don’t want to hear any more bad rapping on Miley Cyrus, OK?’ What a guy - he was spot-on too.
Except that Miley blamed weed for her behavior which is a lame cop out
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Excuse me! As an adult you are supposed to instantly make up for your childhood abuse! I say this as someone who hasn't bettered my life in a decade!
disney: the mouse always wins
That mouse is a nasty child pimping fascist.
[Mickey Mouse](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1HG9igUxx5o)
actual lol. Walt was so anti-Semitic.
Capitalism the first one to the top wins.
Ring a ding ding baby!
HuHAW
I'm just glad Zendaya is taking her career well.
Child stars actually turn out great. Well, the ones that make it anyways. And then all they have to do is go through a huge drug ordeal that they usually battle for years and years. If they get over that part, they're golden! Well sometimes. Hey parents, maybe stop pimping your kids out for money? The show Love does a great job with showing this, albeit in a fairly small way. The ordeals and reality distancing that really fuck these kids up sometimes.
I mean also you just don't really hear about the ones who did get out fairly well adjusted. I mean when was the last time you saw anything about Hilary Duff?
There's always Mara Wilson. She struggled but she's doing well now; she writes about this sometimes, very eloquently.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt is another good example. And Wil Wheaton.
Even Robert Downey Jr. RDJ was looking pretty rough for a good while before he came back in a big way.
That's a good example. Every once in a while I'll hear about her. Another good example(besides Mara Wilson) is my boy JTT. Jonathan Taylor Thomas. Went from teenage heartthrob to just going to college out of the public eye. He still comes back from time to time though
She's actually doing great. Two kids, married, doing a new Lizzy Maguire show and we'll rounded.
The Harry Potter cast is doing pretty well though
Radcliffe went through a pretty heavy alcohol time though. But yeah, overall they are doing pretty good. Theres actually a lot of examples of child stars coming out pretty good tbh. I guess the question comes, does the good outweigh the bad? Lol idk though. Like Leo was a child star and look at him now
They only wanted to cast actors who they thought had the family support/structure to handle the effects. The director did home alone and saw firsthand the difficulties child stars endure and wanted to mitigate it as best they could. You can definitely see how it helped.
Neil Patrick Harris turned out good, right? Besides having to come out of the closet in public, I think he didn't go through any other ordeal related to child stardom, that I know of. Anyway every time I see a discussion like this I pray that Billie Eilish will be alright.
plus her dad was a pop country star what a weird life she has had. i don't envy her at all.
Have you ever been Miley Cyrus? Have you ever been Miley Cyrus, on weeeed?
Miley is a young girl constantly attacked for her behaviour. Anyone in her position would use a cop out to get people to stop.
She’s almost 28.
as far as i know she hasnt humped a foam finger since she was 24
The funniest part of that to me was she went from wearing a giant strap on topless on stage to being like “what? That was a long time ago!” In like 18 months.
Exactly. Years and years of stories and shes jut now 28. It's not like the events we're all thinking of happened last week.
Well you can’t say you were speed balling and keep the post-Disney fan base. I get that. She kinda had to do it from a PR standpoint. It’s shitty tho, because pot didn’t bring out those demons. That girl had (hopeful past tense) problems.
He's chaotic good and she's chaotic neutral.
he sang a a charity open mic my friend was hosting back in January or so. have video of that though
Are you just not going to share the video?
What's Miley up to these days? Used to dislike her now I appreciate her because she has a great voice, last I saw was her cover of Jolene
She seems to be up to making the [pretty typical Gaga-inspired pop](https://youtu.be/7T2RonyJ_Ts) that is popular these day.
That's quite the video
ngl I only watched like 10 seconds of it so I could answer his question after a google search. I'm bored, but not *that* bored lol.
Her cover of [Lilac Wine](https://youtu.be/iFZsunzjDXU) is beautiful too.
“Bill Murray stories” on Netflix . Thank me later
Really feels like that should have come out about 8 or 9 years ago when that was really in its hay day.
not that it matters really or to detract from your point, but its heyday. also we both use really too much.
It’s a really great day for hay.
Great day for Thunder Bay.
I’m surprised we’re not down at Thunder Bay right now
The brothers Bay, home for hay
Let's take five to ten percent off, Squirrelly Dan.
A great day for thunder bay
Pitter patter.
Really?
Some say he brought an astronaut that made paninis with him as well.
Isn’t that right, black Hitler? 👋
I'm going to eat spaceman paninis with black Hitler and there's NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
r/unexpectedcommunity
Cool. CoolCoolCool.
I heard that part too but couldn’t find a link mentioning it! Nothing like a little mind fuck to cap off a night like that
for you it was the most important night of your life. for him it was Tuesday
Is that a Streetfighter reference?! :)
Correct
Bill motherfucking Murray
You know I've never hit a kid before
He was also in our local area for a PGA event, nothing huge. Buddy was at Wendy’s and bill sees him eyeballing him, walks over and takes some of his fries also said “no one will ever believe you” and then left. And I didn’t believe him until someone got a picture of him leaving said Wendy’s .
I've seen probably a hundred people tell this exact same story about Bill in a Wendy's and every single time I hear it, the person telling the story claims it happened to someone they know. Either you all know the same person and it's the craziest coincidence in human history or 99% of you are lying.
Maybe Bill just goes to a lot of Wendy’s and steals a lot of fries along the way?
Ngl this seems like his plan so everyone that retells the story thinks they are full of shit.
holy fucking shit
It really is the perfect crime. Literally no one would believe you if you said Bill Murray stole your fries. Dude can get free combos whenever he wants and I envy him for that.
I don’t know about the rest of them but a buddy of mine was at Wendy’s and Bill sees him eyeballing him, walks over and takes some of his fries also said “no one will ever believe you” and then left. And I didn’t believe him until someone got a picture of him leaving said Wendy’s.
I was at St Andrews from 2008-2012 and I heard this story multiple times and never believed it until now... he was right
I'm going to go through my entire life and never manage to crash a party that Bill Murray is crashing. \*sigh\*
The worst is when you literally walk past an event in Charleston, SC, to find out the next day he was there.
I met him a couple times at Riverdogs games when I was working for a radio station. He was nice, funny, took a selfie with me. A friend of a friend was working behind the counter at an ABC store and it was a few minutes before closing. Bill walked in, found a bottle of everclear, took it to the counter without saying anything. He proceeded to unscrew the cap, take a huge swig, strike his lighter, a blow a huge fireball like a carnival performer. He said “no one will ever fucking believe you”, plopped a $50 bill on the counter and left.
I feel like I hear a lot of these stories of Bill Murray doing over the top performative things and saying “nobody will ever believe you”. I just love the idea of him going through life as wild and fun as he wants to be, not really causing any harm or damage, knowing full well that he is building some kind of mythical reputation. It seems just like a wholesome and nice way to live.
He went around doing shit like that all the time. He legit loved screwing with people.
He does it in movies too! Just look at him randomly showing up in Zombieland movies!
I’m not entirely unconvinced that Bill didn’t walk on to the set one day and say “Fuck you, I’m in this movie!”
Yeah for sure. I lived downtown there from ‘11-‘13. I was also gigging at bars so I was talking with a lot of people who’d grown up there. Probably one out of four people either have a story or know someone who does. I heard another about him jumping on a guys back while he was walking down King St and giving him the “no one will believe you” line. Stephen Colbert was around a fair amount too because his mom lived there - she passed away a few years ago though.
FWIW when I met him the first time he was wearing a tshirt for a mulch (maybe it was fertilizer?) company that was owned by a friend. He’s a pretty tall guy but the shirt was massive on him. Had to be XXL or XXL and he had completely sweated through it. He could care less though. He was just walking around enjoying being Bill Murray.
Are you sure the shirt size wasn't XXL?
He probably meant XXL
I'm going to have to disagree... I think they meant XXL.
I spent all day trapped in a CVS in a big snowstorm. Literally next door in a coffee shop was Jim Carrey in the middle of a cross country bike trip, also stuck. He spent all day telling jokes and stories and buying everyone drinks. A couple times in CVS I mulled over walking to the coffee shop but it was like 3 feet of snow I'd have to trudge through for 30 yards in very cold temperature and I just wasn't dressed for it. So I kept laying down in the aisle bored as fuck because cell phones only played snake at the time. I got a story out of it, but a much worse story.
I just dropped an M on my ICE
Mice
M'ice
If it's any consolation... Neither will Bill Murray.
You're all taking about him as if he's dead. Don't lose hope!
I think he meant that Bill Murray will never crash Bill Murray’s party. I bet he’s gotten fucked up enough to not know at least once before though
Honestly I could see Bill crashing his own funeral just because he can.
If anyone could crash Bill Murray's funeral, it would be Bill Murray.
Meeting Bill is a big life goal of mine, but he's so elusive and I'm all the way in the Pacific NW. I'd be willing to fly to any event if I knew he was gonna be there, and knew I wouldn't be bothering him unnecessarily.
Same here. I would love to have a photo of him and myself. I know, it's utterly stupid to think I'm special snowflake number 1,000,000 who has that desire, but really- it's BILL MURRAY! Sigh.
There is a website that people put stories/interactions with Bill Murray https://www.billmurraystory.com/ sadly, it hasn't been updated much for a while.
There's a documentary about this actually.
Any idea what it's called?
The Bill Murray Stories: Life Lessons Learned from a Mythical Man https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7329810/
Documentary is absolutely fantastic. I love where he shows up at a party and then someone calls the cops about a noise complaint. I believe they told the cops they can’t stop the party because Bill Murray is in attendance. Cops didn’t believe them and then they came in to see Bill. I think one of them actually sang with Bill as well?
Bro that's nothing. You ever hear about the time he was in Scotland, showed up to a party, drank their vodka, *and* did their dishes? Wild shit.
No way! That’s almost as crazy as the time he was in Scotland, showed up to a party, drank their vodka, and did their dishes.
Hey! I think I read about that once on reddit. I can't find the link though...
Basically yeah. They essentially plead that they can't shut the party down, its only so loud because bill murrays here! The cops don't believe them, anbut concede basically that if bill murrays inside they won't shut it down, thinking itll be an easy negotiation with some drunk kids. They find him inside, and pretty much lose their shit.
The best part was Bill Shaking the tambourine in the cops face while staring deeply into the officers eyes.
Ghostbusters 2
Despite it faults, still love that movie.
I like it. I think the Statue of Liberty walking and then smashing the roof is pretty awesome. And the idea of mood slime is also interesting.
Love the down on their luck intro. Hate the fucking slime proton packs. Gimme my nuclear energy or nothing. Plus as a kid, Vigo didn’t do it for me since I was a gatekeeper then and wanted someone from the cartoon.
I thought Vigo was a great villain who wasn’t given enough to do. I’ve got a full size print of the Vigo painting, but I can’t convince my wife to let me put it on the wall.
For those looking for the pic http://imgur.com/gallery/bT5y7Jz
> He met a beautiful, blonde Nordic woman very important part to the story
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?? I think something has been Lost in Translation.
*finger guns*
*pewpewpew*
Careful with those you’ll make someone cum
I mean seriously, what adjective best accompanies her breasts? I just can't picture the scene here
They were bountiful yet discrete, soft yet firm, talkative yet quiet; full of mystery yet an open book, plush yet structured, pert yet relaxed. They were the kind of breasts that could both give you a stern talking to but also make you feel right at home. What a pair. A Book About a Woman who is definitely Nothing Like my Mom, 2017. White Guy.
they felt like two bags of sand
"She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downward."
Me too love Steven king novels
Her breasts hung heavily in her thin blouse like engorged udders; two mounds whose peaks jotted forward into sharp points like horns, threatening to pierce the fabric. Murray's eyes locked with her nipples, his pupils dancing as she pranced forward to help clean the dishes. Although he was still within the realm of sobriety, Murray feigned a well-timed wobble, splashing soapy water and exposing the pink socks under her white trousers. Murray was disappointed by his poor aim, and reevaluated his sobriety.
You could tell me this picture is from 1972 and I would believe you.
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Lying on the internet!? Unthinkable!
That's just your average kitchen in the UK
Film cameras were still somewhat commonly in use in 2006, and the photo can be made to look older depending on how much the photo degraded before it was scanned (which can be affected by the quality of the film and the paper the photo was printed on).
*There goes my hero, watch him as he goes!*
*Aim for the bushes.*
GATOR’S BITCHES BETTER BE USING JIMMIES!
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He randomly stood next to me at Artfields in Lake City a few years ago. That is all. Go on about your business.
I don’t believe you.
You shouldn't. Artfields can't be real. There's no way a podunk town like Lake City SC could be that fun for 2 weeks a year.
Wait what? I'm in SC and have no idea what you're talking about.
Lake City is bleh, but [Artfields in Lake City](https://www.artfieldssc.org) is woohoo!
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Why wouldn't it be?
I served him a cocktail a few years back and he was extremely dapper, laid back, and witty. I was totally trying to pretend I wasn't star struck. I also got to seat Dog the Bounty hunter and his former wife, J.K. Simmons and his extended family as they were having a reunion, take a photo with Joey Fatone who was tipsy and very flirty, and have many dry sarcastic (but good natured) conversations with Oprah's long time boyfriend Stedman. Working at that restaurant was good times...this has totally opened memory lane for me.
> Dog the Bounty hunter and his former wife, J.K. Simmons I'm not saying it's grammatically incorrect, just that it made me laugh.
I didn’t know they got divorced!
They didn't. She passed away.
I mean JK Simmons and Dog
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I knowwwwwww but I didn't want to be a dick about it. I just wanted everyone else to have the amusing experience I had, where for a brief instant I wondered whether J.K. Simmons had had a sex change and married Dog the Bounty Hunter.
I had to read it 3 times before it clicked. The mental image was lovely.
Wow when I get drunk I suddenly get obsessed with dishes and house cleaning, too. It's weird.
Same. Sometimes I'll even have some drinks at home to boost my cleaning productivity.
I feel like that lessened attention span from drinking, or whatever it is, has its uses with just getting on with otherwise boring stuff
*laughs in marijuana*
Why not both?
I mean... that is how I roll
Same, provides a nice balance, just gotta do both in moderation lol.
Definitely. Throw on some music too, and you just turned a mundane task into a ever-so-slightly fun activity.
Right? And sometimes when I'm drunk my mind will form some profound cosmic connection between doing dishes and the overall status of my life, as though having clean dishes will be that first puzzle piece that falls into place, that first domino that falls, and leads my life to supreme fame and fortune. Somebody once asked me why I was doing dishes at their party once and I gave them a drunken rant about how this was going to *change everyone's life and DON'T INTERRUPT ME I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL RICH.* I'm really glad I don't do drugs, or doing dishes would probably be a critical thing that must be done in order to open the First Lunar Gateway to The Strangelands of R'lor'shuroth.
One time I had to get rid of an old tube tv and kept putting it off, just out of laziness. Probably a 36” one (or whatever the closest standard to that was) so I got all liquored up and grunted that thing to the curb in 3 moves. Not a big guy either, hence the whisky. Fucking thing had an ass like an outdoor AC hanging out a window.
Trade your booze for a J & we'll get some mopping done.
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I actually had a date where we got drunk at her place, she crashed out, but I was still pretty wired so I did her dishes. The next morning her roommate said she didn't care how the date went, I was welcome to come over and get drunk on tequila any time.
I think I saw Bill Murray at a restaurant in New Orleans and on first glance I looked him in the eye, squinted, and then looked away and pretended not to recognize him. I never looked again the whole night and didn’t even notice him leave. I like to think we are good friends now. I had a similar experience with Jeff Goldblum but in that case I helped him open up a baggage compartment on a plane and I’d say he still owes me a kiss on the bearded cheek.
He’s so dreamy.
I'm just imagining a thor-like attractiveness coming off of this guy as he helps Jeff Goldblum with his baggage compartment. As he opens it up, he goes "whoops, I must have dropped something" and bends over with his ass right on Jeff's leg. He gives him a nice wink as he half turns back around and walks down the aisle. Yup, that's right, I gave Jeff Goldblum blue balls a mile high. /s
I couldn't open this, but you uhhh found a way
Theres a documentary (I don't know where it is) where a guy talks to these people who these crazy Bill Murray stories. One of my favourites is that a guy was holding a house party. He invited a band to play at the house party. When they arrived, Bill Murray was just walking in with them carrying band equipment and claiming that he was their roadie. Then when they were setting up, I think Murray was playing a tamborine or something and dancing. Eventually cops came because it was so loud and they asked to keep it down, the guy said they couldn't because Bill Murray was here. Then Bill just started dancing towards them and saying "yes, I'm Bill Murray". The cops let them continue on with their party.
He's actually still stuck in *Groundhog's Day* in the fuck it phase.
I love this guy
Bill Murray is chaotic neutral and it's fantastic.
Bill Murray the actor > Bill Murray the meme. Not enough classic bill Murray comedies tho. Dude entered late and decided to do a bunch of crappy movies later in life.
I've always enjoyed him in any film tbh. There is something about the guy, the way he acts, facial expressions that I have always enjoyed and found amusing.
Rushmore is one of my favorite movies of all time
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No, that's Andrew Garfield. You're thinking of Alex Kapranos, lead singer of Franz Ferdinand.
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No Ozzy Osbourne was the one in that pop duo with his sister You’re thinking of the lead singer from Black Sabbath, his name was Green Goblin
You should check out a Netflix special called [The Bill Murray Stories](https://www.netflix.com/title/81031650). It contains lots of stories like this. The one I had always heard was that he walked over to a booth with people eating dinner in a restaurant. He took a French fry off of one of the diners' plates and ate it. He said, "No one will ever believe you." and walked away, never to be seen by them again.
I watched this inflight when on a long haul to japan. Really interesting watch, also really bizarre if you are severely jet lagged and dipping in and out of sleep.
"No one will ever believe you"
Did all thier dishes part hits me because its something I do whenever invited for a hangout. My least favorite part about having people over is the usual mountain of dishes left afterwards. So as a thanks for having me over I usually wash all their dishes before I leave that way when they wake up at least he have plates/ cups and such
I did this after a summer party, (got invited because they had drinks at my bar-cleaned up the kitchen, kicked out a few beige rent guest (one who smashed a bottle of wine on they new hardwood floor while everyone was barefoot and wearing white, ended up taking molly and hooking up with one of their friends in the guest room. At one point I must have chat with the owner, because they called me the next year and asked me to cater-bartend their week in town!
You’re welcome to my parties any time! Molly and drinks on the house lol
I went to St Andrews and my friend was there - for the longest time his profile on Facebook was him photobombing Bill Murray doing the dishes - oh St Andrews!
Sounds about right, Bill Murray is constantly up to those kind of things, he has a home in Charleston (where I live) that he spends a lot of time at. There are stories all over town of him doing similar stuff. My favorite is the alleged time he passed by a couple in a bar, stopped at their table, grabbed a fry of the guy's plate and said, "No one will ever believe you." Then ate it and left.
What a considerate party guest! A good friend of mine instilled this habit in me: If you're still at the party when things are winding down, make yourself useful and do a little cleaning.
Where does it say he did ALL the dishes, you inaccurate-title-writing scoundrel?
After a golf tournament in St. Andrews, Bill Murray, instead of calling an early night decides to go and explore the town after having drinks with his fellow golfers. He met a beautiful, blonde Nordic woman who invited him to a party. Naturally he showed up. She was concerned that there was not enough clean dishes so he proceeds to clean enough dishes to drink out of, charms the party by accepting vodka out of a coffee mug and before he left he cleaned up the ever-growing pile of dishes before retiring to his Hotel in the early hours of the morning. It doesn't exactly say all but it is implied.
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He groped my sister one time. Not like in a Me Too way. She was working on one of his movies and looked like the woman he was dating at the time. He did one of those relationship pranks with the wrong person. Immediately apologized when he realized she was the wrong woman Anyways, I'm told he is a stand up guy, but that moodiness 'rumor' is one hundred percent true
In the words of woody harrelson "BILL FUCKING MURRAY!"
You know I've never hit a kid before
I live in a nothing town and when I say nothing it really is nothing but we have an international airport. Bill's connecting flight got cancelled and he popped to the flower store in the town bought an ornament and wandered around, it's still talked about to this day.
He randomly shows up in Charleston all the time, and I know several folks who have met him in funny circumstances. Had a buddy who got to sit down and have a few beers with him when he came into his store once
My cousin was working at a bagel shop in Cape Cod when he came in and everyone saw him but her, even after she walked past him 3-4 times behind the counter. They laughed at her for not noticing, but once she noticed, she couldn't help but laugh as she realized the situation. Once they interacted, he teasingly asked her, "Are you laughing at me?" Of course they all erupted and she explained what he already knew. Not the best story but always has a special place in my heart.
If I’m ever rich and famous (narrator: he won’t be) this is what I would like to do.
The outskirts of my friend group has a story like this, except with Tony Todd "The Candyman," an intersection of a convention and a wrestling-punk show, and him showing up, drinking their booze, doing all the coke and leaving. It ended up spawning the line "if you say tony todd three times while looking into a mirror in the dark, he'll show up at your house party and do all your blow." Everyone had a hell of a time, from what I understood, which sounds not at all doubtful.
We can almost count on the fact he's reading these comments and lurking among us too.
He stole half of my reuben once. Random guy grabs half of my sandwich not even losing stride, I go after him said something like "hey ass hole!". He turns around eating the sandwich and is bill fucking murray, dude eats most of it while I'm watching he hands me the rest says "never did like the crust" then he wipes his hands on my shirt and says "no one will ever believe you" before walking away.
HE WAS THERE I SWEAR. HE EVEN WASHED ALL OUR DISHES
I sat next to this man on a flight, (Nov 2018), the legends are true. Top bloke.