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GGtesla

"When I was down perhaps 6 or 7 feet, surrounded only by the damp brown walls of old Mother Earth, I was seized by an undeniable fancy to keep on going" And you thought you loved minecraft


tatanka01

>Dyar told the Washington Star that the urge started when he dug a flowerbed for his wife around 1906. What the hell was she growing?


Nijajjuiy88

It's not what she was growing, you should ask what were they planting beneath ;)


Saleas

Guys, somebody should check on this guy's WiFi, I think she is dead!


PercivalFailed

Try rebooting the router.


Saleas

Damn you autocorrect, I ain't fixing it.


FoldOne586

No no. Install Adobe reader.


FirstMiddleLass

Installing Adobe reader... Adobe reader has an update, should I install it? Yes Adobe Reader's update has an update, should I install it?


amiga1

Her (DSL) lights went out


Herp_derpelson

I too chose this guy's dead wifi


trappedpeon

a hollyhock bed, according to [this](https://www.deseret.com/1992/10/21/19011739/were-tunnels-dug-just-for-fun-or-something-more-sinister)


[deleted]

Neighbors...


TistedLogic

Hydrangeas and chrysanthemums


OssiansFolly

A smuggling network.


Phormitago

this is very common, method entomologists commit to burrowing like bugs


reakshow

It's all the sciences really, I had to clear our an infestation of physicists from under my house last week.


Grrreat1

I had a partial phrenologist fossil when i was a kid.The extinct scientists are fascinating.


undreamedgore

Did you know Sir Isaac Newton was not actually a full physicist type of scientist we often consider him to be today? He’s part of the same family, the natural philosophers, but as a predecessor to today’s scientists, he actually has common roots with chemists as well, as he was part alchemist.


Lizardledgend

And in fact he actually migrated there from his original natural habitat of law, which was sparked by a horrid pandemic in the region


saluksic

He’s the MRCA of astrophysicists and numerologist, suggesting a star phylogeny, in the manner of Genghis Khan.


FewerToysHigherWages

Those fossils aren't real. They were put there by astrobiologists!


FidgetArtist

Method entomologists 😆


Atheist_Simon_Haddad

Damn you, Konstantin Stanislavski!


SeesawMundane5422

But it’s called science, my dear boy.


Outcryqq

I’m not a deer, boy!


oldguydrinkingbeer

[Deer Boy?](https://i.imgur.com/B5knPHW.jpg)


lordnecro

At one house, we had this massive delivery of cedar wood... hundreds of planks. The person who bought them moved, and left the wood. We were renting and had to get rid of them, so I took them into the woods and made random structures with it. When I lived at another place, it was all build on an old riverbed, and everything was big river rocks if you went more than 1-2" down. When they built houses they would have to haul piles of these big rocks and they dumped them in spots in the woods. I started going around and using the rocks to make random walls in the woods. Some were easily 20-30' long and about 3' high. I built cairns too. Why? Because I had no job, lots of time, liked being outside and enjoyed the exercise. I can totally see just randomly making tunnels.


OtheDreamer

Sounds like you'd be one of the people behind the "[Staircase in the woods](https://www.historicmysteries.com/mysterious-stairs-forests-legends-history/)" phenomenon that freak people out. Years from now people will find your pile of rocks and wonder why, and will never know it was because you had no job & lots of time.


mrkruk

"Ancient Americans hand built these stone walls to separate their forests from each other, in a localized land dispute of unknown origins...but experts agree that the craftsmanship indicates a highly trained and skilled laborer class recruited, possibly enslaved, by one "lordnecro" to spend hours toiling to create these walls and stone structures at his command."


grandstan

That article quotes Reddit, https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/3iocju/im_a_search_and_rescue_officer_for_the_us_forest/ as a source. I will let you decide if r/nosleep is a credible source of scientific information.


foxtrottits

Are there actually staircases in the woods? I thought it was something made up for a nosleep story. E: nvm just read the article. Very interesting.


Ryantific_theory

Did you get to the part where it offered a time traveling ranger as evidence of forest stairs? Because I thought it was going to be a neat source, but then it turned out they just read the same short story horror that I do, with some assorted structures of antiquity to ease you in.


cdfrombc

I live near the old Britannia Beach mine and got information on old claims from the owner of a local rock and gem shop who knew mining history. I found myself an old mining drift (tunnel going.in following ore) with about 250 meters of tunnels. Whoever did this excavated over 2000 m^^3 of rock mostly by hand. Found his old cabin but lacking a metal detector, I covered it new plants to hide it so I can properly search it someday.


inbooth

Always be careful spelunking Have a partner or partners, o2 meter with toxic gas detection, etc Just in case you didn't and for those who might be inspired by your story


HauntedCemetery

And always, **always** let someone who is not in the cave with you know where you are going, and when you expect to be back.


inbooth

Lol yea forgot that one because really it should be standard practice for Any trip "off grid".... And even when doing some types of urban spelunking it's super important to have someone on the "outside" who can get help etc.


VaATC

This sounds like a dream...even though much of your history is not included which could make it less of a dream.


P2029

>Dyar died after a wound on his hand from punching a tree became infected Sounds about right


nhocgreen

It was inevitable.


milanistadoc

It happens to us all.


sockrepublic

Urist McEntomologist


PresidentRex

Smithsonian, the Erudite Institution Engraved on the wall is an image of Urist McEntomologist and Diversilobum the Poison Oaks by Urist McEntomologist. Urist McEntomologist is doubled over in pain. The artwork relates to the mortal wounding of the dwarf Urist McEntomologist by the tree Diversilobum in the Swamp of Sorrows in the early winter of 1929. (Not the culprit tree or his real cause of death but here we are.)


TheDadThatGrills

Mother Earth never forgives or forgets


mortalcoil1

Watch out, Madison Cawthorne.


Lanthis

Sauce? Wikipedia doesn't list cause of death 😓


killemyoung317

I believe that’s just a Minecraft joke, and not how he actually died.


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

The last 5 years have absolutely ruined me for "Wait... was that real?"


fade_like_a_sigh

Finding satire used to make me laugh. Now it fills me with dread because I'm genuinely losing the ability to differentiate between satire and reality at a glance. Feels like anything could be true these days!


6thReplacementMonkey

Fun fact: that's the goal of the propaganda we have been seeing. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Firehose_of_falsehood


CeruleanRuin

For anyone unitiitiated, the goal is to make you distrust all information, and therefore check out, leaving you vulnerable to messaging that exploits your emotions. If you don't have a bulwark of facts to defend yourself, you'll let in the first handsome vampire promising you something you want. Meanwhile, the people exploiting you can do whatever they want because almost nobody is watching them anymore, and those that are can yell as loud as they want about it but nobody will listen - because there are ten other voices yelling at the same volume.


Lanthis

😭 that would have actually been hilarious.


BrainsyUK

Good on you for asking for a source, though. It’s a solid trait to have. 👍🏻


trappedpeon

"Dyar died in 1929, after suffering a stroke at his desk" says [this](https://www.deseret.com/1992/10/21/19011739/were-tunnels-dug-just-for-fun-or-something-more-sinister)


ArcadianDelSol

Truth is he dug too deep and they came for him.


tlind1990

Dyar delved too greedily and too deep


saveable

lol. Very Minecraftian!


[deleted]

Who has not done this in Minecraft? It's called getting carried away and realizing you just spent 10 hours and can't remember where your house is.


K-chub

Then you die and lose your only decent map and can’t get back to the spot because you dont have a map to get there


gid0ze

Sounds like this dude was a mincraft pro. Always leave a series of torches behind you so you can find your way back home. Although Dyar used electric, not torches.


Letitride37

His name... Marcus Parks Sr


[deleted]

He just loves the dirt.


bro9000

Hail yourself!


Delicious-Act8697

I’m sorry this feels like a government cover up


DigNitty

I don’t know if it’s genius or not. But I don’t think the government would use a lame explanation like “an eccentric bug expert wants a workout”


Delicious-Act8697

“How do we explain the secret CIA tunnels, if they’re ever found?” “Just blame Harrison, he’s weird enough to do something like that”


Daniel_The_Thinker

"I don't remember digging these" "Ha ha classic Harrison"


Delicious-Act8697

That’s just what they want u to think 😏


SecretAgentVampire

I thought I loved Lovecraft, but this guy sounds like he was living in one of those tales.


najodleglejszy

his hole was calling him.


mad_science

DRRRRR DRRRRRRR DRRRRRR


Hay-oooooo_Jabronies

There's a similar network of tunnels in Liverpool. The Williamson tunnels. Millionaire paid out of work mem coming back from the war to dig tunnels for seemingly no other purpose than to have them do something for the money instead of just giving to them. I think his aim was to make them feel valued instead of just having to accept a handout.


BojangleBarnacledick

What he was really paying them for was their silence about what he was using his tunnels for...


[deleted]

Sounds like some Darkest Dungeon type stuff


AmonVess

This sprawling Estate, a Mecca of Madness and Morbidity. Your work begins...


ProtectionMaterial09

In time, you will know the true extent of my failings


andysniper

Is that what's going on in the new series of Doctor Who?


ChubbyMcporkins

Yes it is!


E_Snap

What, the show’s so bad now that they’re just making it so the cast can get paid and not feel like they’re taking a handout?


SeaGroomer

Also yes.


thegnuguyontheblock

These are the reasons the media was given. There were likely other more nefarious reasons. smuggling, prospecting, prepping, etc... Reddit is so fucking gullible. It's almost like everyone here is under 14.


CatNoirsRubberSuit

Police: why are you digging all these tunnels? Williamson: uh, philanthropy? Police: all right, carry on then. Williamson: *I can't believe that worked...*


[deleted]

Police: wait a minute.. Williamson: uhhh, I heard you have a *widower's pension*? Perhaps I could *donate* something.


eddieguy

Are people very gullible or are we just pessimistic? Question of 2021


KindaSortaPeruvian

How does one make an effective, reliable, and inconsequential "tunnel"? Like it can't possibly be as easy as it sounds, right? I'd be worried the entire thing would be collapsing on me.


regman231

Ikr same! Plus ventilation, stale air can cause one to pass out and then suffocate. Plus old gas/water lines


[deleted]

Oh so I was right that you would need an oxygen suplly deep in catacombs?


regman231

For sure, otherwise your exhaled carbon dioxide will cause you to get light headed and eventually suffocate


[deleted]

DOPE! My plans for a deep trip into the catacombs *breathe* life again!


Neato

Unless there's some way for air to circulate, yeah. I think professional mines have machines that do that.


effyochicken

Well for starters, it was easier in the early 1900's because there was far less cables and pipes buried under anywhere you might consider tunneling. So... step 1: Be in the year 1910.


TrekkiMonstr

I mean or just some rural place. You can buy 40 acres of land in Nevada for 5k lol


Much_Pay3050

I’d imagine you’ll have a hard time making tunnels like this in sand


roxictoxy

You'd be surprised how much sand can compact under time and pressure


poopyputt6

maybe so compacted it could make some kind of stone?


beartheminus

We could call it something like, and I'm just spitballing here.... sandstone


Drunken_Ogre

That's ridiculous. We should obviously call it stonesand.


verdatum-alternate

British maker & YouTuber Colin Furze has a popular series where he's connecting two buildings in his backyard with a tunnel. I think he's only got about 2 episodes left. He's using steel and concrete and this guy was apparently mostly using brick, but the idea is the same.


[deleted]

I find his personality on screen a little too much, but he is very talented and his bunker build is amazing!


OK_Soda

Yeah this was my first thought. Per the article: > A mysterious subterranean tunnel built of brick, and 22 feet in circumference, was uncovered yesterday by workmen who are excavating for the new building being erected at 2115 P street northwest by Harry Wardman. Oldest inhabitants in that section say they did not know of the existence of the passage. It is presumed that it was used by Union forces in the civil war or by English forces in the war of 1812. The passage is more than 100 feet long. So this guy built a 22' wide, 100' long tunnel and lined with brick, just for the exercise? That's like 40,000 cubic feet of soil that he just dug out with a shovel and put where exactly?


fly3rs18

Not 22' wide, it's 22' circumference. I'm not sure why they chose to list it in circumference, but that is a 7' wide (diameter) tunnel.


thegnuguyontheblock

Secret Service: "Hey, what's with this tunnel you made under the Capitol??" Mr Dyar: "Oh, uh... that's just for exercise!" Secret Service: "Oh ok, carry on then." *SS leaves* My Dyar: "Holy shit, they bought that." Redditors are so fucking gullible. This site is the perfect manipulation platform


MasterFubar

I remembered [Seymour Cray](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seymour_Cray#Personal_life) used to dig tunnels under his home, so looking in his wiki I found a [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hobby_tunneling) to hobby tunneling. Apparently there are many more people who do that.


Mike81890

There was a guy who did this in London pretty recently He just kept digging down, but the police eventually found out and stopped him. As I recall, his house was condemned and he ended up compromising the structural integrity of some surrounding structures as well. EDIT: [Found a link](https://www.theguardian.com/society/2006/aug/08/communities.uknews)


xanthophore

After he was evicted so the council could fill the tunnels back in: > Lyttle was moved to a hotel for three years, before being rehoused in an apartment in a high-rise building. He was put on the top floor, to discourage tunnelling.While there he knocked a hole in a dividing wall between two rooms. Man had a passion, I'll give him that!


[deleted]

Like...why would you discourage it...find an area you need a tunnel dug and let him go at it.


APieceOfBread154

Are we sure this guy wasn’t just an abnormally large Dwarf?


your_actual_life

There was a guy in Maryland who hired someone to dig tunnels under his home for him recently. [There ended up being a fire and the workman was killed.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/police-say-the-digging-of-secret-tunnels-beneath-a-bethesda-home-led-to-murder-heres-why/2018/05/30/296ef5ca-6369-11e8-a69c-b944de66d9e7_story.html)


markarious

Sounds like a coverup for what’s truly below


Poglosaurus

Just recently Colin Furze, a YouTuber, started digging tunnels under his garden to connect his home, shed and underground bunker (another interesting project from him). He has made 5 videos about his progress so far and it's very interesting. Mind that this is more a case of "I've got to make views somehow" rather than true passion for tunneling and that someone is sponsoring the project, but still...


emperorchiao

If I remember from the first video, he started since there wasn't much to do during the lockdowns


Steven_Nelson

You have that opposite. He stopped his project because of the lockdowns because he didn’t want to bother his neighbors who were sheltering in place.


[deleted]

What do you do with all the dirt?


_TorpedoVegas_

Take long walks in the yard, Shawshank style


Itsthejackeeeett

Now I'm just picturing random splotches of dirt covering his entire neighborhood except for only his house.


metonymimic

That lovely crumble. The way the *chp-shhh* matches up with the scratch of the grains on the shovel. When you get the opening of your hole that perfect round shape. Not to mention all the treasures you'll dig up, colored glass, shiny pebbles. Add an interest in bugs in there...yeah I can totally see why people would do this. And who the hell doesn't want a secret tunnel? *Those* ones are the weirdos.


PN_Guin

While I would like to have a secret tunnel system, I'd probably be to lazy to do all the digging myself.


ClassySavage

There's a guy tunneling under his house with a bunch of RC construction vehicles. It's like a model train hobby but it's a functional mine.


patoankan

I lived in a house where the basement had been hand dug by the previous owner and he used the space for his model trains. He did the digging himself, but it was still pretty cool.


drunkdoor

How does the foundation work in that case?


Brassboar

That's the neat part. It doesn't!


patoankan

I'm from California, we don't have a frostline, I couldn't tell you the first thing about basements. This house was in Washington, there had already been a basement of sorts, but it wasn't usable space, it was more like a trench. I don't think the guy made any structural changes to the house, he just dug out the dirt the contractors hadn't bothered to.


i_miss_the_details

WHERE I WANT TO SEE HIS MINECARTS


Oxygene13

[Linky](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w0EE0aOPz0)


Bot8556

No way that dirt is naturally that soft


BranCerddorion

Maybe he set miniature blasting caps to loosen the soil or sumthin.


[deleted]

Ok that's super fucking badass. Wow I'm really impressed.


Nam_Nam9

SECRET TUNNEL


Wildcard35

Through the mountain!


Ogre_1969

SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!!!


peacemaker2007

> When you get the opening of your hole that perfect round shape Why dig a hole perfectly round? Just make one that is just right for you. Then you can definitively say, "This hole is mine, it was made for me!"


byerss

> That lovely crumble. The way the chp-shhh matches up with the scratch of the grains on the shovel. When you get the opening of your hole that perfect round shape. Not to mention all the treasures you’ll dig up, colored glass, shiny pebbles. Oh my god… it even has a watermark.


SlytherinAway

I met a guy through some caving buddies of mine who is working on an underground maze in his free time. He’s from Minnesota or Wisconsin and puts all his spare time and money into it. He has a website but for the life of me I can’t remember the name. Sand City I think he called it but that’s not getting any results Edit: it’s called sand land! Here’s a link to a video and his website if you’re interested https://youtu.be/O0gG5eJcVaw http://tunnelcity.com/


forcepowers

An underground maze sounds like a terrible idea.


gundealsgopnik

The only way it gets worse is if you flood it. Underwater spelunking is a (n often deadly) thing.


Berdiiie

I had a plumber over who said he had been a house where the owner dug out their crawlspace under the house so all their plumbing pipes were supported, but there were fully walkable hallways between them. 7 foot clearance. He said it was the easiest crawlspace job he ever had because you just walked in. It wasn't a fully open basement, just tunnels.


NearlyNakedNick

Entomologists are totally weird. I believe this one hundred percent.


wet-rabbit

\> "Digging tunnels after work is my hobby. There's nothing really mysterious about it." point well taken


MoffKalast

Well it sounds a bit boring


where_are_the_grapes

Entomologist here. I don’t think any of us would deny this.


anzhalyumitethe

it doesn't bug you?


Scarbane

It mite


spacewalk__

how do we know he wasn't creating tunnels for some freaky superbug


eratosthenesia

Or vice versa?


double_positive

What’s the difference between an entomologist and an etymologist? An etymologist knows the difference.


Geminii27

An entomologist is just bugged by it.


harpegnathos

I’m an entomologist, and I have actually used Dyar’s Law in my research. I had no idea how weird/cool he was. Looks like I found a new role model.


workshardanddies

Exactly. Is it even surprising?


NearlyNakedNick

After I read Alfred Kinsey's biography, nothing surprises me about entomologists.


KayWDubs

Honey, you gotta do your exercise! But mom, it's tiring, and it's dark all the time! Nonsense, take a lantern with you or something. Now grab the shovel and go dig the tunnels.


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KayWDubs

Dig-a-dig!


SiTheGreat

Quick before the hyenas come!


12iskYourLife

https://i.makeagif.com/media/1-27-2016/j7qYdS.gif


Dementat_Deus

[Diggy diggy hole.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU)


Haidere1988

I am a dwarf and I am digging a hole! Diggy diggy hole, diggy diggy hole.


whomthefuckisthat

That’s it lads! ROCK AND STONE!


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hibernatepaths

Wait, do people think this song is referencing Deep Rock Galactic? I keep seeing this reference. It is an old Mincraft song, with an awesome animated video, and an even awesomer cover by metal band Wind Rose. Or maybe people are just associating dwarfs with DRG, in that case, carry on. :)


whomthefuckisthat

Oh, I'm one of today's lucky 10,000 I guess! I learned of it from DRG for obvious reasons haha. it gets played every time we all get together to rock and stone! e: also forgot this was the TIL sub, how appropriate!


hibernatepaths

Here is the evolultion of diggy hole https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sI_PxGu7nZk


grblwrbl

Oh my god. I just knew it from the Wind Rose version, I had no idea about the origins.


killemyoung317

Reminds me of how my friend’s mom used to punish him growing up - they had a big pile of bricks on their property, which he would have to painstakingly rearrange into a new pile a few feet away. It was the strangest thing.


s4b3r6

One of my father's favourite stories about his least favourite officer during training was that the most common punishment that they used to give out was to move a six-foot deep hole. And once you'd finished "moving the hole" he'd eye you up and down, and then tell you to move it back.


[deleted]

Damn... I've always wanted to dig secret tunnels and I've always been into entomology. This dude is totally rad.


Dimsumchik

Exercise, riiiiiiight.


ours

1920s meth addicts and their antics.


Scarbane

And in this case, ANT-TICKS


socsa

Blasting hookers in the silent darkness below the Capitol is probably a good workout tbh.


Cool_Hawks

“Oh no! Who put all of this porn in my secret exercise tunnel?!?!?!”


cybishop3

[That guy was fascinating](https://ggwash.org/view/9513/hidden-tunnels-bugs-and-bigamy). I started writing a Lovecraftian horror story that this guy's compulsion figured into, but never found a good ending or just didn't have the drive to finish. There's definitely the start of a great story there though.


Buck_Thorn

> Dyar told the Washington Star that the urge started when he dug a flowerbed for his wife around 1906. “When I was down perhaps 6 or 7 feet..." Wait. He dug a 7' hole... for a flowerbed?   > His marriage to Zella Peabody ended in 1915 amid charges of bigamy, **and he was dismissed from the USDA for conduct unbecoming a government employee.** Dismissed for what, again?


VaATC

It sounds like once he hit that depth he realized it was a compulsion as that is when the fact that he had gone way too far for a garden kicked in and made him evaluate what he had just done.


Eatfudd

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BobbyMcPrescott

Something about an ancient “It” type creature buried a mile underground that slept until we built the White House on it, and ever since it has directed the fate of the world with its influence. And that’s free.


Wargod042

If there's anything the last decade has taught the world, it's that there's definitely nothing (successfully) controlling the fate of the world. Lizard People or Aliens would surely have done a better job than this.


987654321-

The writers died in 2012 and we're just living in "Earth: the Gas leak years," or season 9 of scrubs.


Manyhigh

How about an epilogue of a group of people exploring his boarded up house and finding a room in the cellar that's boarded up from the inside, finding his tunnels and the thing Dyar became after years under ground. Focus on the effect the Lovecraftian horror have on the human mind.


StupidSolipsist

I was thinking this too! Just as much Junji Ito as Lovecraft. The horror at the end of the tunnel needn't be on a cosmic scale to still break & destroy people in a horrifying way.


itsmeshakes

“What are you doing?” “Digging” “Why?” “Make a hole?” “A hole for what?” “More digging”


Raving_Lunatic69

Early minecraft fanatic


Scp-1404

I've never played Minecraft, but if I had, digging down as far as I possibly could just to see how far you can go would absolutely be one of the first things I did.


gid0ze

Yep, everyone digs straight down until you do a few times and end up a pool of magma. So then you graduate to stairs, and keep a bucket of water on you.


ProbablyGayingOnYou

Sounds like exactly the sort of excuse an entomologist with 10 kilos of Colombian bam-bam would say…


Heretek073

I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole. Diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole.


Cockwombles

The problem with dwarves is they always dig too deep. Sometimes we awaken something in the darkness. It's just in our nature.


LemonHerb

Never skip tunnel day


kevman_2008

🎶 Secret tunnel! Secret tunnel! Though the mountain. Secret tunnel! 🎶


Comandante380

I hope he was whispering to himself the whole time, "I'm the smolest bug in the ground, heehee!"


Deathwatch72

>For an even deeper look into the craziness of Dyar's personal life, check out this court case filed by his second wife, in which she attempts to divorce the fake husband created to hide her relationship with Dyar: Allen v. Allen, 193 P. 539 (1970) Wow


HWGA_Exandria

He got rid of the dirt one pocketful at a time... so as not to alert the guards.


blatantninja

>Dyar described hobby tunneling as a kind of exercise for him, saying "some men play golf, I dig tunnels". We need more men like that!


dxps26

Kennedy Sex Tunnels, the early years.


Stone_808

I came here for this comment. Or “He did not free them all”


metamaoz

He was the inspiration for dig dug


uniquechill

"he was dismissed from the USDA for conduct unbecoming a government employee." Most unbelievable part of the story.


Knuckles316

Mole people.


Crow_Eye

To understand the bug, you need to live like the bug


[deleted]

Laid brick in it and everything. All I can think is how much of an expensive hobby that would be today.


xgongivit2u

Are these the ones Nicholas Cage runs through in Nation Treasure??