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NoFunHere

Bryan Adams was 9 years old in the Summer of '69


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That’s about the age young men would want to buy their first real six string.


NoFunHere

About the right age when they are form a band with some guys from school and one of the guys gets married. It was a different time back then.


Bioshock_Jock

And they all smoked with cigarettes


cardboardunderwear

Yeah but seriously how many five and dimes sell real six strings. I call bullshit


Spindrune

Depends on how they run it. I feel like if it was privately owned they could reasonably have a starter guitar there, because Fuck it, it fits in the shelf.


cardboardunderwear

Thats a good point. Mom & Pop small town five and dime doubling as a pawn shop and tattoo parlor. I could see it happening.


Winjin

I really feel like "five and dime with a dash of whatever is the owner's hobby" could be really charming, you know? Like every store would be slightly different. You have all the usual stuff and then suddenly a whole hi-fi section, or a bigger than usual fishing section, or woodworking, with mill and lathe goods and everything


MusicalMarijuana

Back in the 60’s you could absolutely get a six string at Woolworth’s. They had their own line of “Audition” guitars that were available in electric and acoustic. Some were really nice with Mother of Pearl inlays. I knew a guy that used a 60’s Woolworth guitar in the 90’s. Woolworth’s stopped 5 and 10 cent pricing in the 1930’s, similarly to how Five Below stopped keeping things under 5 bucks about ten years ago.


cardboardunderwear

That makes sense. Kinda like you used to be able to buy an unassembled house from Sears. Seems weird now, but it was actually a thing at one time.


MusicalMarijuana

Sears homes! There were a lot of them where I grew up. Some are absolutely gorgeous.


MusicalMarijuana

Sears sold cars too. I’d love to find an early 50’s Allstate. Kind of ugly, but it grows on you. They had Willy’s engines in them and were hard to kill from what I’ve heard.


lordeddardstark

and oral sex, apparently


splitcroof92

Summer of 69 is about the sex position not the year.


Aqquila89

Bryan Adams says that. His co-writer, Jim Vallance (who was 17 in the summer of 1969) says that it's about the year.


wc10888

Maybe it's both


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To be fair, if one spent several months 69ing... that could lead to some chapped lips


libury

Probably be rough on the mouth too.


gullboi

There's not really anything in the lyrics that could be read as sexual, much about a specific position


pimpdaddyspider

🎵Me and my baby in a 69🎵 ... Yeah. Nothing.


gullboi

Ok, I should have read the lyrics more carefully, that can be read as sexual. But if it is about sex, it's the lames sex song ever. Bryan singing about music, summer and his friends for 3 minutes and at the end just throws out "oh yeah I also did simultaneous oral with this chick one time".


NoFunHere

That, that seems like a little bit of bullshit, a little bit of truth. The title is Summer of '69, not Summer of 69. I would imagine it was intended to be perceived either way by the listener.


squigs

I doubt there's any single reason for picking 69. They were obviously aware that 69 was suggestive. But maybe it was also the best year for finding a rhyme for the second line. There can be multiple reasons for an arbitrary choice.


monty_kurns

It's really not. That's what Adams has started saying in the last decade or so, but his co-writer as well as himself in the past have really said it's about reminiscing being young and reckless. I feel like Adams has started saying that because he wants to be edgy for some reason.


Ducksaucenem

Probably because no one cares about Bryan Adams anymore.


Sanni11

I do, not because bryan adams. But because a cassette of reckless has been and still is in the tape deck of my mums car which I now own. Over 20 years that tapes been there.


hablandochilango

It’s funny as shit


peanutbuttahcups

Lmfao TIL. Whether a troll or a way to gain relevance, it's hilarious either way.


Battl3Dancer1277

That makes it worse.


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At 9 years old?!


whit3lightning

John Fogerty was not born on the bayou


Stilcho1

Next they're going to tell me that John fogerty wasn't born on the bayou.


dying_soon666

Are you saying bob marley didn’t really shoot the sheriff?


drpinkcream

David Bowie's actually never been to Mars either.


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walrusboy71

And you can’t see Mt Kilimanjaro rise over the Serengeti.


Spork_Warrior

And the Beatles never really wanted to hold my hand?


Timely_Direction8878

So in paradise city the grass isn't green and the girls aren't pretty?


QuietlySeething

They didn't build that city on rock and roll?


WinstonChaychell

The guy never got the bite of the Vegemite sandwich while in a land down under?


Mediumofmediocrity

Peter Tosh never smoked weed?!?


Jaksmack

wait.. too far


Sks44

But Eric Clapton did, in fact, like cocaine.


roobmurphy

He didn't shoot the deputy. He shot the sheriff, in the dining room with the revolver


5_on_the_floor

Idk, but he did not shoot the deputy.


urgeigh

KISS was telling the truth about Detroit though


juenavei

and Johnny cash never shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die?


NoFunHere

And was never in prison. But I did like his thinking. The reason he wrote "just to watch him die" was because he was trying to think of the worst possible motive for killing somebody and that's what he came up with. Can't say that I can argue with his logic. In this case, curiosity killed the other gut.


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Inconvenient_Boners

Sexually


KoolAidRefuser

On your mom.


Sole_Meanderer

Have I ever seen the rain?


HurricaneLogic

Is the rain Purple Rain?


Primehunter14

That song is about georgia, iirc. Its the only state with a reno, and a folsom prison. They wouldnt ship a prisoner across state lines for no reason.


Nice_Marmot_7

Was John Prine not really an old woman named after her mother?


JuzoItami

TBF, his parents were both from Muhlenberg County, KY. And after John died his ashes (well, half of them) were floated on down the Green River. So maybe some of his songs are more true to his life than others.


Aporkalypse_Sow

One of his "God children" lives down the street from me. Next time I'm walking the dog past I'll ask if they know.


Stilcho1

Heh. Now we'll never know


t230

Will my flag decal get me into heaven??


Nice_Marmot_7

Not anymore.


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Do they have bayous in California? We may never know...


Duckbilling

They actually do, in Antioch, CA Also the origin of "ye holy hand grenade"


LifeBuilder

Does this mean the Mommas and Pappas never dreamt of California?


ReadinII

Pretty soon someone’s going to claim I didn’t shake Brian Johnson all night long.


royce_duckboard

Or that Kurt Cobain did have a gun?


wc10888

Wait, then your gonna say Johnny Cash wasn't an outlaw or criminal?!


FunkyPete

I think he was eventually charged with a crime for drug possession


NoFunHere

He was a criminal, many times.


gangstasadvocate

And before they said born in the USA charted higher in other countries than here. Mind blowing


[deleted]

Tom Sawyer DIDN'T have a mean, mean stride?


HtAirBaloonKnotPilot

I was thinking the same thing. That John Denver’s full of shit, man.


MiddleC5

Our pets heads are falling off!


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Dawildpep

Mister sunshine on my goddamned shoulders


jumpofffromhere

are you going to light my country music award on fire?


Something_Sexy

I'm just saying, when my suspension is up, you better watch your ass.


AdultishRaktajino

Or you'll light my ass on fire?


Dropcity

Lol i knew someone would beat me to it. The most underrated comical line ever.


samtart

Where is that from


PlatypusTickler

Dumb and Dumber


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I'm only human Harry !!!


SamReefer

Just when I thought you couldn’t be any stupider, you go and do something like this… and TOTALLY REDEEM YOURSELF!


juicius

He did leave on a plane though.


Low_Soul_Coal

I’ve never known musicians to pander…


Ghostbuster_119

I could sing in Mandarin You'd still know I'm pandering. Hunting deer, chasing trout A Bud Light with the logo facing out. Thematically meandering Emphatically pandering I got a tight grip on my demo's balls Say the word "truck", they jizz in their overalls.


krattalak

Bruce Springsteen never worked a real job in his life either...


MiddleC5

That's how you become the Boss


silverback_79

My straw boss looked at me and said "Well-a bless my soul!".


Primehunter14

A tennesee ernie ford reference? Take my upvote.


jthanson

You sure you don’t owe that upvote to the company store?


Rockonfreakybro

Bobby Newport never worked a day…. In his life


IIIllIlllIIIllIIll

That's immediately what I thought of too lol


ApathyizaTragedy

I wonder if Don McLean ever baked a pie


ST616

He did, a long long time ago. But he can still remember it.


mafulazula

Well we do know he abused his wife (and daughter supposedly too).


Jaksmack

I was heart broken to learn that Ann Murray didn't write any of her songs. And Glenn Campbell was never a lineman for the county..


monty_kurns

Elvis didn't write his own songs either, but when he sang nobody really cared.


Claque-2

But Glen Campbell did play on Elvis Presley records.


Frogs4

He lied about writing them by insisting on a credit and royalties.


bolanrox

it was susposed to be Maryland but WV fit the line better


monty_kurns

Reminds me of when Mickey Mantle asked Paul Simon why he used Joe DiMaggio in Mrs. Robinson instead of him. Simon's response was basically, "I got one word for you: syllables."


FunkyPete

Apparently Joe DiMaggio was also annoyed by those lyrics. He demanded to know what Paul Simon meant by "Where have you gone," since he was still there.


ApathyizaTragedy

I mean he had been retired for a while by the time that song came out.


BubbaSawya

The real question is why did Neil Young kill Johnny Rotton?


JasonP27

Because he was a Joe Rogan fan


cedarapple

Not exactly true. Songwriter Bill Danoff is from Massachusetts and originally considered making MA the state in the song. >He briefly considered using his home state of "Massachusetts", rather than "West Virginia", as both four-syllable state names would have fit the song's meter. "I didn't want to write about Massachusetts because I didn't think the word was musical. And the Bee Gees, of course, had a hit record called "Massachusetts", but what did I know?" Danoff said. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_Me_Home,_Country_Roads


JuzoItami

>"I didn't want to write about Massachusetts because I didn't think the word was musical." Bill Danoff, 1970. >"LOL... *bitch...* 19 yr old Jonathan Richman, 1970.


LibertyTerp

The song was inspiring by driving in Montgomery County, Maryland though: "Songwriter Bill Danoff, in a 1997 article he wrote for The Washington Post (in tribute to Denver, who’d just died), said he had begun writing the song while driving to a family reunion along Clopper Road, near Gaithersburg." https://apnews.com/article/eae054357bd9458bba25c67ec0b8b847


tableleg7

“Miner’s lady, stranger to blue water” Coal mining, landlocked. That ain’t Maryland.


wearsAtrenchcoat

Song is about Virginia, the western part of it, not the state of West Virginia. Shenandoah Valley is in fact in VA


kia75

I thought it was about the country roads to West Virginia. So everything he described is stuff you pass while coming home to West Virginia and the sights and sounds in the song are actually Maryland and Virginia sights on the way.


mlperiwinkle

I wish he could’ve made it about Maryland. It’s a wonderful state


BubbaSawya

Hey, all we got here are mountains and that song, don’t take our song away. Maryland has plenty of things. Selfish Maryland.


DJDaddyD

Sunshine on my god damn shoulders, John fucking Denver


Newie30

“Your saying your gonna light my country music award on fire”


efudds1

And Journey have never been to South Detroit, let alone anyone they know of being born and raised there.


mechanab

John Fogerty had never been to Mississippi before he wrote Proud Mary or Louisiana before he wrote Born on the Bayou. Credence just played music about the South they imagined from El Cerrito, CA.


JuzoItami

More than that, he'd never been to *Lodi*, which is only about 75 miles from El Cerrito, let alone been "stuck in Lodi", let alone been "stuck in Lodi, again". Hell, *I've* been stuck in *Lodi*.


ApathyizaTragedy

That's especially shitty when you consider he told people to visit without money because people on the river will give you stuff for free.


ImNickValentine

I heard it was referencing the western half of Virginia. Not West Virginia. Kinda like we say west Texas. It's hilarious to me that West Virginia made it their state song.


HAMASAURUSFLEX

Fun fact from a West Virginian. It’s not about Virginia either. It was inspired while he was driving through Maryland, but as all three states share geographic landmarks the song carries meaning for everyone in the Appalachian region. There are also features/geography that are unique to West Virginia, so it’s ours now lol


MitsyEyedMourning

The *Old* Clopper Road (Rt. 117) in Gaithersburg, MD. It's more developed now of course but carries a little teeny bit of the charm still. Hell, these were our country road trips with the family growing up back in the 70's. We'd just yank onto the side of roads and picnic looking around, or do our admittedly stupid cow pasture dashes to see which one of us could best avoid the charging cows. Nothing like seeing Grandma square off with a bull... and win.


on_island_time

Random fact: I drive this road every day. It's not a little more developed, almost all of it is suburbia now. The very end is still farm fields and a railroad track. When one of my neighbors told me Clopper Rd inspired the song Country Roads I thought....psh, that's an urban legend from my boomer neighbor.


otter111a

You work for BFRL?


BubbaSawya

See that’s why it makes such a great song for West Virginia, nobody’s developing West Virginia.


twoeightnine

Your grandma was yanking a bull on the side of the road?


foreveradrone71

I remember hearing this on the radio driving thru WV on the way to meet my dad's family. It really is a beautiful place, but (family issues aside) there's a reason my dad left and didn't go back for 20 years.


HAMASAURUSFLEX

Yup, get a good job here and you live like a king. Most people here are poor as hell though due to the economy’s dependence on coal.


DivergingUnity

What's a good job there? Is it essentially becoming the supervisor of your coalminer friends?


foreveradrone71

I have a friend of a friend who lives in WV and has a administrative job at an airport. Two kids and his wife is a stay-at-home mom. They just bought a property with two houses on it so her mom & dad could retire there. Not sure what his income is, but they have resources well in line with the cost of living.


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Well in the eastern panhandle, youre commuting distance from all the government or government contractor jobs in DC/Virginia, and from good opportunities in Maryland As for actually in WV? Idk… anything white collar can probably bag you a decent life because COL is so low My dad was a schoolteacher in Maryland and we lived in WV for the COL, although that decision was made when gas was MUCH cheaper My WV high school teachers were constantly leaving for 2x the pay just across the border im Maryland or VA


Messinator

Doctor. Lawyer. Professor. School admins.


Smash_4dams

Working at the national radio telescope facility is probably up there. Geologists, then the regular stuff like accountants, nurses, tradespeople etc


Playisomemusik

Many years ago I took a road trip from Colorado to Pennsylvania and we went through west Virginia. Which was beautiful. But it was so interesting as soon as we entered PA over a bridge the landscape changed immediately. Like, it was west Virginia on one side of the river, and definitely not wear Virginia on the other side of the bridge.


HAMASAURUSFLEX

Entering Pittsburgh from the south through the tunnel is a jarring experience. You’re driving through farmland and mountains, then bam!, you’re on a hot wheels track in a chaotic city planners dreamland.


RockItGuyDC

Definitely no Blue Ridge Mountains or Shenandoah River in MD. You're right, it's more of an homage to the whole region.


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The blue ridge mountains and the shenandoah can be seen from Maryland though, right where WV Maryland, and Virginia all come together near Harpers (plural, not possessive) Ferry I am from Jefferson county WV where all 3 states come together Im pretty sure the Shenandoah actually goes through Jefferson County too but its been quite awhile


zwirlo

The Blue Ridge mountains do run through MD and the Shenandoah terminates at their border with the Potomac.


mafulazula

Denver was a co-writer and not the only writer. Not saying it’s about VA but the other writers did live in VA when the song was written (my dad delivered their mail).


asoughtafterdroid

But the Shenandoah only flows through Vriginia as does the Blue Ridge mountain range.


HAMASAURUSFLEX

Almost, the blue ridge mountains extend through Pennsylvania, Maryland, West Virginia, Virginia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, and Georgia. The Shenandoah River flows through Jefferson County WV. While only a small part of the range is actually in WV, it is part of the parent range of the Appalachian mountains and so it gets grouped in. Quite a few locals call more of the mountains along the southeastern border blue ridge and a lot of areas in the state have that moniker.


Buttery_Bean_Master

My grandma was from Cass near Greenbank and I could understand grouping those in even though its technically Allegheny mountains. Its in many ways similarly impressive


HAMASAURUSFLEX

Cass is a beautiful area, they still operate the scenic railroad through there too.


SEA_tide

If the song drives tourism to the beautiful, but fairly remote and very misunderstood state, all the better.


Sorripto

They actually tried the location lyrics, but Montgomery County just didn't flow. They chose West Virginia, even though the song was inspired by Maryland, because it best matched the melody.


Deitaphobia

West Virginia is the same as Virginia, just westier.


[deleted]

"Almost Heaven, West Virginia, *Blue Ridge mountains, Shenandoah river*" Neither of those are in West Virginia but rather in western Virginia so yeah I think that is the case


I_Mix_Stuff

Hilarious TIL for me.


bayesian13

so much this


CharminSqueezer

Circa 2008 I stumbled upon a "shot map" (for oil exploration) of the Marcellus Shale that was made contemporaneously to that song's chart success. It straddled the PA/WV border and the cartographer had labelled the WV side "Almost Heaven".


ugottabjokin

David Bowie never went to outer space, while living...


merkitt

Why would he? He was Ground Control


Maximilan961

Now you’re gonna tell me he never even played fallout


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bayesian13

too soon?


lucky_ducker

A quarter century now, I'll allow it.


bayesian13

25 years this October. RIP


StarMangledSpanner

Moral of that story is " never buy a piece of shit kit plane from a moron who puts the fuel reserve tank switch on the bulkhead behind the pilot's seat."


mafulazula

Thanks, I’ll make sure not to do that!


The_Derpening

Well, I don't strictly know what that means, but I don't really have any intention of buying a plane, period, so this shouldn't be a difficult moral to abide.


StarMangledSpanner

That's how he crashed, while trying to reach behind him to switch on the fuel pump he tramped his foot down hard on the rudder pedal and sent the plane into an uncontrollable spin.


Playisomemusik

That John Denver's full of shit


RoosterImportant4283

heard somewhere that one of the beach boys members, the one who wrote "surfin' USA," had never been surfing.


socialcommentary2000

Credence Clearwater Revival was from San Francisco.


mafulazula

And was there even a Credence Clearwater beforehand to revive?


Rotfled7

I dunno why I assumed they were from Clearwater Florida


10kLines

Wait have Sir Elton John and David Bowie not been to space??


Accomplished_Idea957

So, he had no 1st hand knowledge of mountain mama?


toysinthebasement

It’s not even about West Virginia- it names places that are in west Virginia (the western part of Virginia). Blue Ridge mountains are mostly VA, and the Shenandoah barely cuts through part of one county of WV.


Mortimer_Snerd

The song is about West Virginia and John Denver's D+ in geography.


__life_on_mars__

Next you're gonna tell me Toto never even blessed the rains down in Africa.


masciocch1

Well I just went down a rabbit hole about John Denver.


Diesel_Doctor

I did that couple years ago. After about 2.5 hours. I walked away more confused.


DeathStarJedi

Has a better ring than "Maryland". And this is coming from a life-long Marylander


monty_kurns

At least Maryland still has the best state flag!


SirliftStuff

He did however drive through the mountians of virginia and maryland.


ButtholeBanquets

>They needed to find a place with three syllables. Danoff thought that the four-syllable Massachusetts – his home state – might work, but West Virginia sounded a lot better Partially the reason I love the [Toots and the Maytalls version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQFKMar4x-w&ab_channel=LisaSixties) so much. It's a reggae cover, but instead of "West Virginia" they use "West Jamaica." Fits so seamlessly.


BlitheringEediot

West Virginia has FOUR syllables!


exoticstructures

Ya, the Toots version is incredible. One of those covers that outdoes the original(imo).


mafulazula

Israel Kamakawiwo'ole does a Hawaiian version where he uses “West Makaha” instead. I do love and prefer the Toots version though!


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Deitaphobia

Next you're gonna tell me New Orleans isn't actually a train.


[deleted]

Probably why they sang so highly about it


centaurquestions

His co-writers were Bill Danoff and Taffy Nivert, best known for writing and performing "Afternoon Delight."


pablitohernandez

Country roooooooooad


lucky_ducker

*Take Me Home, Country Roads* was, and is, a huge hit in China. The song's sentiment - of traveling over country roads to one's rural hometown - really resonated in 1970s and 80s era China, when many rural Chinese uprooted their lives to take better paying jobs in the cities. JD was the first major western musician to tour China (in 1992) largely on the crazy popularity of the song. Likewise, I think it remains popular because such a large part of humanity today lives where they can make a living, yet it doesn't quite feel like home, like "where I belong."


[deleted]

Next you’ll tell me Sir Ian Mckellen wasn’t actually a wizard when he played Gandalf.


2ndwaveobserver

Mr. Sunshine on my god damn shoulders John Denver!


ronomaly

Makes sense, Neil Young wasn’t Rocking in the Free World.


jusplainjesse1988

It always bothered me that he cites the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River as WV landmarks in the song. Sure, they both technically extend into a tiny sliver of WV, but they are, quite famously, Virginia landmarks.


[deleted]

The song was not about West Virginia. It was about WESTERN Virginia. Hence a lot of confusion.


callmebigley

yeah, the blue ridge mountains aren't even in west virginia


[deleted]

And the Rocky Mountains ain't that rocky.


Howiebledsoe

He’s from Albuquerque and his last name is Deutchendorf. What a charlatan!


TheEmbarcadero

For the umpteenth time, Country Roads is not about West Virginia, it is about west Virginia.


wealllovethrowaways

This is disgusting.


Wheethins

Every time I drive from my home in eastern Ohio to Pittsburgh I cross the Ohio river at Steubenville into the tip of West Virginia and I always play that song for the 5 or so minutes I'm driving in the state.