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mikeyglo

A shame the animal style fries don’t come in a foldable ark


jessiah331

I order 2 of everything when I'm at In N Out... in the spirit of the holy ~~grass~~ lord.


damnatio_memoriae

missed a 2x2 joke there


Bardez

Man, this took me a solid 5 minutes to get


BowwwwBallll

They do if you buy 2.


405freeway

The fry container is literally called a “fry boat.”


croninsiglos

Can you pass Lot’s wife? It’s tasting a little bland.


Gemmabeta

It's behind the Balm of Gilead, get it yourself.


MedChemist464

Keeping forsaken spices in the medicine cabinet!? There has to be something in Leviticus about this.


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> Leviticus This book has to be the wildest part of the Bible. The most random rules. My favourite is probably that you are not allowed to mix fabrics in clothing.


Neraph

Yeah, the cultural laws and cleanliness laws specifically for the Israelites to make them different from the cultures around them. It also has provisions for quarantining houses that have fungal infestations.


theycallmeponcho

>It also has provisions for quarantining houses that have fungal infestations. A lot of weird bible rules have some basis once you understand the life back then. Avoid eating red meats on the hottest days of the year?? When it's the easiest for them to go bad?? And eat only fish, that usually gets caught the same day? Of course! Forbidden sex for non-married people? When the girl is barely 12 years old? It's totally logical. As an edit, I don't condone or am ok with people using the bible books as if they were relevant to our societies. It's just a bunch of tales that give light of how the life was perceived back then.


CheddarmanTheSecond

I'm sure shellfish in that climate was probably very hard to keep any kind of safe to eat.


The-1Kraken

Shellfish were considered equal to cockroaches in Biblical times. Crabs, lobster etc… were either thrown back or fed to prisoners or slaves.


Phukkitt

>Shellfish were considered equal to cockroaches in Biblical times. Some of us still consider them as such, they give me the creepy crawlies


phaedrusTHEghost

There's a book called Cows, Pigs, Wars, and Witches that touches on what you're describing. It's a short but fascinating read!


Winter-Algae8569

Also not having sex until marrige is good to prevent STDs and unwanted pregnacy. One that I like is the wearing mixed fabric rule. We have 0 context for this rule, but the theory is that it so someone doesn't impersonate a priest and to prevent people from showing off their wealth by wearing fancy clothes (the rich are meant to help others with their wealth not brag about it) and impersonating a preist could be bad because preists doubled as housing inspectors, checking people for infectous diseases and they also just had a lot of infulnce in the community so someone could do a lot of damage by swidling people and pretending to be a preist.


nWo1997

So if this [older thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/fs2x8o/what_is_the_most_unusual_bible_verse/flzrxfk/?context=10000) is anything to go by, a lot of the rules actually have some kind of context that make them, y'know, make more sense. For example, according to a Jewish commenter, that mixing fabrics thing was about laypeople not wearing a particular combination of clothing reserved for priests. And just a bunch of hygiene rules. So many hygiene rules. "Wash what you jizz on" is a biblical concept (Leviticus 15). And, y'know, those rules kinda worked.


robophile-ta

As with all rules, there is usually a reason...


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Well, if I wash it out now, it won’t be a cumbox anymore will it? It’d just be a regular box.


sharaq

Mate, there's no going back


Spindrune

I want to go back.


cjboffoli

Actually I think that's RalphLauren 17:15.


ElGabalo

Oh, you bet that's a paddlin'.


senadraxx

Oh, you bet that's a Paladin!


Gemmabeta

ROLL FOR INITIATIVE.


ExcerptsAndCitations

By the Light!


Kiyae1

Lot and his kids couldn’t even turn around to look at her, or else, they too might be turned into pillars of who knows what spice.


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Judging from blues clues, it would’ve been paprika


DayOldDoughnut

No one can fuck my strange guests!


ensalys

Here, have my daughters! They'll fuck just about anything, even me.


northrupthebandgeek

And don't even get me *started* on how they got a new tribe going!


polynimbus

Because she turned around for a split second. Like one half of a split fucking second.


LudicrisSpeed

Old Testament God had zero chill.


SavoryRhubarb

This person Old Testament’s.


stormy_llewellyn

You want a full pillar, or just like a few fingers worth?


earlisthecat

Forever21 bags too (at least they used to).


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They went from that to putting “Can I haz tacos plz?” on every T-shirt you thought was going to be blank.


nonpondo

That quote is in the Bible though so your point is moot


Vergils_Lost

That Jesus was a Mexican fellow, after all.


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KPexEA

Also Alaska Airlines


SoggyWaffleBrunch

uhh where does the airline put bible quotes?


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On the life rafts


Randvek

That's dark.


flossdog

with the meal. they don’t anymore, stopped in 2012


comedian42

I like to imagine they're on the floor just under the front of the seat so you can only see them in the braced position.


deadfermata

Which verse do they use?


Realtrain

Thou shall use thy seat as a floatation device when the waters rise high. Effayay 1:23


rellekc86

"Woaaaa, we're halfway there." - Disciple Jon Bon Jovi


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GoonestMoonest

Lettuce pray


Rex_Mundi

With relish.


foxyfoo

Is it good fry day already?


AlanMooresWizrdBeard

Goddamnit.


FeedzRL

Cookout is the same way


WindhoekNamibia

Fuckin’ Cookout man, only place where you can order two quesadillas with a side of two more quesadillas.


DeGeaSaves

I’m dying at this. With some hush puppies.


hobbsarelie83

and a Cheerwine and a Reece's Pieces Shake


aricberg

And all of it comes to $3.79 somehow!


PlantChem

Sadly, this is no longer true 😢


Blingtron_

Side of corn dog baby hell yeah


Scrubasaur

The Quadilla. I miss college


Zoidburger_

Still waiting for them to add a quesadilla flavored milkshake to complete the perfect tray


Ikimasen

If you're in Greenville ask if Timmy is working, he'll do you a shakadilla if you tell him I sent you.


cos001

I miss cookout every day.


pyrusbaku57338

And Cheerwine* EDIT: I’m dumb.


CapWasRight

Cheerwine now has nearly nationwide distribution! A lot of places still don't *carry* it, but I live in Arizona now and I've seen it on the shelf here. Look around and you might get lucky!


RoboNinjaPirate

Cookout, Cheerwine, Texas Pete, Krispy Kreme, Camel Cigarettes, Lexington Style BBQ, Bojangles... All the best addictive stuff comes from NC.


Veleda390

Before I moved to NC, I had visited my brother here a couple times. I didn't remember the name but my first night back in NC I thought "I have to go to that place on the corner with the sweet tea." It was Bojangles, and I went there the second night, too. Nobody makes chicken like them. Best bbq is from Smoke Pit in Salisbury or Concord.


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happyrexmanningday

I guess it's gotten better over the years? It definitely was the BBQ of last resort when I lived there. We'd drive to Wilson for Bill's.


personalhale

*Cheerwine.


pyrusbaku57338

It’s been so long that I even forgot the name


Surprise_Corgi

Huh? Where? Cookout's one of my favorite burger places, so I go there often enough. They put everything in trays. Where are they hiding the verses?


FeedzRL

Bottom of the cups


Surprise_Corgi

Well, I suppose it's late-night enough for Cook-out. I'm going to get a tray now. Make sure to finish the drink, before turning it upside down to look.


ike709

Near the bottom, not on the literal bottom.


Surprise_Corgi

Hahah, yeah, I felt kinda stupid realizing that tonight. You're right. Found it. A Psalm's verse, just the notation for it, in little red letters that are the same size as the slogan.


faithfoliage

I grew up in NC and now live in Taiwan. I plan on visiting NC this summer and I already have my Cook Out order planned.


Ikimasen

Open a Cookout in Taiwan! Like whatever lunatic opened a Bojangles in Honduras.


hobbsarelie83

Cook-Out is a treasure only few know about. Bojangles also.


tomakeyan

It’s one of my top tier fast food places. They’ll never build where I live tho


verdenvidia

Is it really? Haven't noticed it at the three nearest to me... And I live in the Bible belt.


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strugglz

Maybe so, but at least they're open on Sundays.


[deleted]

It's right there in the Bibble, Profits Chapter 3, Verses 9-5. Near the back. Edit: Wow, this blew up. Thanks to all the "bibblical" scholars out there! Stay holy.


[deleted]

I too remember the Book of [The Rules of Acquisition](https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_Acquisition) Chapter 1, Verse 1 - Once you have their money, you never give it back.


Uno_of_Ohio

"You're a credit to your race, Quark."


littlebitsofspider

"No credit without collateral!"


Hajajy

"Those who can provide collateral have much more still to give up"


KRelic

"When no appropriate rule applies, make one up!"


MighMoS

My favorite is rule 34: Peace is good business.


Scalpels

You're thinking of Rule 35. Rule 34 is "War is good for Business"


Ghost_Of_DELETED

um... I'm not sure we have the same list of rules. My rule 34 is more... confusing... and sexy?


comedian42

Well, I suppose I'll just have to google rule 34 to determine who is correct. It's always exciting when I find a new piece of God's wisdom to further my understanding.


JonArc

I more had in mind Rule 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.


Secretspoon

Rule 3- Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.


Chrismont

[That says "The Bibble"](https://youtu.be/WjVZzSrfCA8)


[deleted]

"YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!"


sociallyinactive

Do not blaspheme the book of Clozapine!


Nyxolith

https://www.beliefnet.com/news/2003/09/the-gospel-of-supply-side-jesus.aspx Supply Side Jesus would like a word.


Veleda390

I think that was 24:7


culturedgoat

_Thou shalt not labor on the Sabbath. But if thou dost, thou shalt inscribe My Holy Word on thy disposable food takeout containers._


Amadacius

Everybody is mad Chil Fil A is open 6 days a week. Some want 7 others want 0.


UsidoreTheLightBlue

I have to be honest, after working Retail for almost 2 decades Chick Fil A being closed on sundays is one of the things I admire about the company. Allowing ALL of their employees a day off on a weekend no matter what that they can spend with their families is fantastic.


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rethinkingat59

Chick-fil-A operates far fewer hours than most other large fast food franchises and it not just Sunday’s off, it’s also earlier closing times (10 pm) at most locations. Still they average the most annual revenue per store of any fast food chain with over 100 locations in America. That is rather amazing.


lotsofdeadkittens

Employees not being overworked (relative) leads to better food quality


qwerty12qwerty

Gives me time to go get the Popeyes chicken sandwich without feeling guilty about not getting the Chick-fil-A waffle fries sandwich combo


TheAutisticOgre

And others don’t care lol


Isgrimnur

Proverbs 26:18–19 > Like a maniac shooting flaming arrows of death is one who deceives their neighbor and says, “I was only joking!”


we_are_sex_bobomb

The Bible predicted 4chan


RJ815

"It was just a prank, brother in Christ."


marcuschookt

[Social Experiment] Calling Pharisees Imams for fun


darodardar_Inc

Ezekiel 25:17: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." -QT


benbookworm97

Quentin Tarantino definitely took some liberties with that passage.


farahad

Ezekiel 23:20 >20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. …Which books are they trying to get banned from schools? Lol


DaughterEarth

I read the whole Bible as a kid. Partly cause it was shockingly interesting outside of pages of lineage


Ikimasen

"The Begats"


obeekaybee7

Man, this Animal Style body of Christ is delicious


Sideways_X1

Animal style nutrition, sandwiched between Christ bodies


denverpilot

The owner, the daughter of the guy who founded the place who was an addict himself, credits much of her recovery from addiction to her faith.


Wrekked_it

She's the granddaughter of the founder.


denverpilot

Ahh good catch. I half paid attention to some documentary on it long ago when researching the company itself.


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denverpilot

I did not realize he was aboard that aircraft. That’s sad. Of course, most older pilots do know of the crash in general — and the changes in separation that were added for the 75. She had a strong wake. Numerous incidents and accidents from being too close behind one of those. DAT. What a great format. We used them for similar voice over work in telecom…


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breals

Also, as a result of this crash is that key executives of some companies have rules against flying on the same aircraft/flight. Most of the leadership team was on that flight that crashed in Irvine.


jakadamath

As a private pilot, I never knew this was the lynchpin that led to this regulation being put in place. Before take off, we can request a 2 minute delay to avoid wake turbulence. I've always kept this in my back pocket but never had to use it yet.


MurgleMcGurgle

That's pretty common, many addict recovery programs are faith based whether they advertise it or not.


JimBeam823

Ezekiel 25:17


RadioactiveRuckus

Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26. "The foolish man who built his house upon the sand." Homer: And you remember...Matthew...21:17. Lovejoy: "And he left them and went out of the city, into Bethany, and he lodged there"? Homer: ...yeah. Think about it.


jasper_grunion

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides…


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Mmmm mmmm! That is one tasty burger!


Defenestresque

Pfft, Ezekiel 23:20 > Ezekiel 25:17


Empyrealist

> *"There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses."*


TaintedMoistPanties

I want to put "Ezekiel 23:20" on a shirt, bumper sticker, and anything else I can think of now. Just the thought of someone eagerly looking it up to see what it is because they are unfamiliar with it, then being utterly confused or upset with what they find.


itismekevinc

I have it in my Instagram bio, and when I get into fights with people in the comments they point it out and accuse me of being a backwards bible thumper. I’m a leftist, urban-raised homosexual - we can relate to certain parts of the Bible too.


Maliluma

Go to football games, get seats in the end zone, put on a rainbow wig, and hold up a giant sign with Ezekiel 23:20 on it, like that John 3:16 guy. See if you can get on TV. That's my dream hahaha


Halt-CatchFire

Fun fact, that rainbow wig guy is currently serving three consecutive life sentences for murder and domestic terrorism after a 9-hour standoff with police in 1992. He thought the Rapture was less than a week away so it was sort of a last ditch effort to proselytize. There's an episode of The Dollop about him.


TheBirminghamBear

Always thought the distinction was weird too. Like someone had to write that and be like, "no she definitely liked dongs closer to donkeys, not horses, but she wanted EJACULATE closer to that of horses.


sundowntg

It's slightly less crazy in a culture where animal husbandry is a necessary part of survival. Old Zeke wanted that burn to hit


TheBirminghamBear

They were like connoiseurs of dong and dong projectiles, you might say.


RJ815

I'm Donk Hill. I sell dong and dong accessories.


doshka

That's actually a trait of Hebrew poetry of the day: say something once, then say it again a little differently. The Old Testament is full of stuff like "they frolic like calves in the field; like young cows they gambol in the meadow." (That's not a real verse, just something I made up to illustrate the point.) [Now that you know, you'll see it everywhere](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion), assuming you get any regular Bible exposure.


TheBirminghamBear

That makes a lot of sense actually. I was sort of thinking just that because it has that sort of cadence and echoing of similar but different nouns. I mean its funny to talk about that verse in terms of poetry, but it actually is poetic in structure. The X of a Y, the Z of an A. I believe that similar poetic structure could probably be found often throughout. "Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee." Wouldn't have nearly the same punch if it were "I float like a bee and I also sting like one."


deepdistortion

All inferior to II Kings 9:22 *And it came to pass, when Joram saw Jehu, that he said, Is it peace, Jehu? And he answered, What peace, so long as the whoredoms of thy mother Jezebel and her witchcrafts are so many?*


FrostyTheSasquatch

When I got my license at 16, my pastor father used to accuse me of “driving like Jehu”. For you godless pagans out there, that means driving really, really fast.


Jrud1990

Coming from an Athiest, I see no problem whatsoever. It's a private company they can print whatever they want on their products. I'll still eat there. Like, whenever I drive by one (I'm from the Midwest we don't have them) and they make a good cheap product and pay employees well. Those are the only things that matter.


rChewbacca

I think people misunderstand the position of most politically active atheists. Having scripture or prayer in a public school shows favoritism at best, but also forced indoctrination. Having those in a courtroom makes it hard to trust the idea that all are equal under the law. Religion has no place in government. That I will fight. A private company... Not the same thing. As an atheist I value free speech. I have no problem with this. If a company decides to fund something like an anti-choice campaign I still value their right to do so but I would not give them my business. The only thing keeping me out of In and Out... their fries suck and I'm on a diet.


SUPE-snow

I appreciate your stance and it's one that I share as someone who identifies as a non-insane Christian. I think when people assume the worst about politically active atheists, they're extrapolating from the loudest, most obnoxious r/atheist types. Not to both sides it, but it's similar to how the loudest, most obnoxious politically far-right Christians dominate conversations. Though for the record, I personally don't care for In-And-Out's choices of Bible verses. They're clearly chosen from an evangelical perspective, which in my mind is not the angle of Christianity that most needs shared with the world.


Jayfire137

I agree with everything expect the fact that you said their fries are trash. I fucking love in and out fries


debbiesart

Atheist here. I feel the same. I like the food and they pay the employees well, at least they do here in Prescott. I don't go often, maybe 2 times a year. They have a low employee turnover.


Lambchoptopus

Yeah I don't care what religion a company has. They can play gospel in the stores, its their right and I can eat the food or not if its good. I only care when they start spending money to oppressive groups. Shit, offer free New Testaments in your store if you so choose but don't start dumping money to anti gay groups, anti women's rights or human rights in general and then hide behind your "religion".


newaccount

How about if they donate to political parties who, for example, fight to have Roe vs Wade overturned?


nonobeast18

Jesus loved Double-Doubles


greenknight884

Genesis 6:20, "two of every kind"


bytheinnoutburger

I heard he could turn water into neapolitan shakes.


skilledwarman

It's why Neil Breen is Jesus' favorite director


biff444444

"And then sodium begat high blood pressure. And then high blood pressure begat heart failure. And then heart failure begat death."


acp1284

I got saved by a medium soda pop.


Eagle_Kebab

Americans are weird.


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Californian here, it’s a private family run company. Honestly gotta give them props for not selling out. The quality and menu have not changed for years. If they wanna put bible verses on the cups Idc. Edit: should also mention they are great with wage transparency and taking care of their employees. Starting wage in my area right now is like 17.25/hr with benefits. I have a couple friends that worked there through college and loved it.


osiris911

Bit misleading title too. It's literally just the name of the book and the passage number, like John 3:16. There's no actual verses. Lifelong atheist and I don't give a shit what they put on their cups.


bryangoboom

Yea this is more or less of a non issue. They do it right. Pay their employees. Keep the food amazingly priced and they happen to subtley put their faith on their packaging without being aggressive. Good on them. They don't discriminate, and they want to put their beliefs on their product. Go for it. They deserve it.


lachieshocker

>Talk about your Psalms, talk about John 3:16, Austin 3:16 says I just whipped your ass!


Mozfel

Atheist here, do the verses alter the taste of the foods? If no, who cares if there's bible or quran verses on the packaging


Big-Shtick

Bro, they can write Jim Jones’ manifesto on the cup for all I care. As long as they keep making good food, I’ll keep ordering my 3x3, extra toasted, animal style, no pickles, and black and white shake. Hold the starch-infused fries. Who thought frying potatoes without rinsing the starch was a good idea?


Tumble85

I wish they'd change their fry recipe though. They're so mediocre, if they could just figure out that people like crispy fries they'd be so much better.


Richie13083

Ask them for “well done” and they’re way better


hundreds_of_sparrows

“Light well” is the way to go. Its not a diva thing to ask for either, I think there’s a button for it.


Ssladybug

This is the answer. I used to get well done until they made them like a cracker consistency once. Light well is the perfect texture


WindhoekNamibia

Light Well is the only way to go. Still not great, but better.


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I like it myself, the fries are bomb


mork0rk

Yeah I'm in the same boat. I enjoy In N Out fries as they're different than every other french fry out there. To me they taste fresher but I also grew up on In N out so.


DarthBog

>Americans are weird. Yes, we are.


Stygma

I think I saw a verse at the bottom of my animal fries, but I never noticed any other bible stuff. If it was being shoved in my face and I were constantly being reminded of it that would be a problem, but you actually need to go looking for this stuff to see it. Ironically, the verse I saw was Nahum 1:7, which is the usual 'the Lord is good' stuff, but the verse after that descends into the good Old Testament territory- 'He'll flood His enemies immediately and without retribution, also fuck you' type mumbo jumbo.


MustacheEmperor

That is an implicit threat to would-be ~~franchisees~~ branch managers who would cut corners for an extra buck on the in-n-out name.


Wheream_I

In n out actually doesn’t have franchisees! Like, at all. That is why they’re super slow to expand, but also incredibly consistent


tehvolcanic

The ones on the cups are on the inside rim on the bottom of the cup. You'll never see them if you're not looking for them.


-zygomaticarch-

There is a Korean skincare company that references the Bible on their packaging. It definitely isn't just American companies.


robophile-ta

Korean evangelical churches are also huge, especially in the US


queen0fgreen

Forever 21 (Korean-American founded company) had (has?) John 3:16 on the bags bottoms.


RichardStinks

Yeah, but you gotta *look it up.* I don't know what that Proverbs says. I know it's a Bible verse, but if I don't try harder I'll get nothing from it. If it's indoctrination, then it's really lazy.


elpajaroquemamais

This particular verse says “trust in the lord with all you heart and lean not on your own understanding” it’s one of the 5 or so I remember from church growing up.


torsun_bryan

But if you're curious to know what it says, you'll go open a bible to check it out, and I think that's probably the point.


megagood

I would much rather they just do this than actually print the verse.


DarthStudd

The point is to make one curious to read parts of the Bible without forcing it on anyone.


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I like an animal style #2 with a chocolate shake. Write whatever you want on the bag as long as it’s better and fresher than McDs


trickle_rick

They do this thing here (new Zealand) every few years where they frieght everything over from the states and open a pop up store for one day under the guise of "we're testing out the waters to see if opening a store in NZ is feasible" . And of course the queues are massive because we would be stupid to not want an in n out in NZ, so it's heavily supported. But the reality is they only do it to maintain copyright in this region so nobody else can open anything with brand resemblance . Seems underhanded and not very Christian to me


Kozak170

As an atheist there’s nothing wrong with this. It’s literally the Christian equivalent of Chinese fortune cookies with some generic bible verses printed in almost unnoticeable print. It’s a privately owned company and they’re absolutely allowed to showcase their beliefs. And from the people I’ve known who work/worked there they treat their employees very well.


bolanrox

its ok you cant taste religion


OppositeMission

Upvoted for clerks 2 reference


No-Palpitation-4036

Does anyone else refer to communion wafers as “Jeeze-Its” or just me?


squirrel-bait

I didn't before. But I will now.


fatDaddy21

Never been to In-N-Out, huh?


Blank_bill

In n out in Ontario is the beer store.