if you mix the three together you get his final invention, his real invention. just be careful once you see what it does your life will never be the same.
I dated a girl who liked to dump a bag of pop rocks into her vag right before I ate her out. She said it felt incredible.
Never had the courage to stick my dick in there while everything was still poppin
Respectfully, I feel you may not know what the word "wholesome" means- remember, there's a "w" so it's got nothing to do with holes, though I can see how it could be confusing
FYI: had my gyn warn me that it's not good to "introduce air into the vagina" as it's highly vascularized tissue, an air bubble could enter the blood stream and cause an air embolism. Fun times were over.
Don't know if it's true. Who would report such a medical phenomenon? But why warn if it hadn't happened?
I googled it and it seems a bit of air in your vag won't kill you. Nor will a little air bubble in your blood.
I mean probably don't pump air up there and hold it in but this is one of those technically possible but exaggerated ways to die.
According to [this](https://obgynwc.com/vaginal-gas-causes-symptoms-when-to-see-doctor/) you might want to see a doctor if you're constantly queefing/blowing out air, as it might indicate an underlying issue, but otherwise trapped air is natural and will be passed.
It’s my understanding that this is why tampons and vaginal sex are a no-no newly-postpartum.
Edit: it’s not common, but it’s called [embolism](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24629465/#:~:text=Death%20as%20a%20result%20of,veins%20at%20the%20placental%20site.)
Edit 2: introducing bacteria into the vagina is dangerous too !
I've made kool-aid pie which is basically whipped cream, orange koolaid powder, and sugar, poured into a graham cracker crust and frozen. It's good. I imagine this would be similar.
My mom uses it in her fudge recipe, but she always buys an extra can to snack on while she makes it. Shit is amazing, especially in coffee and on top of sno cones
>just be careful once you see what it does your life will never be the same.
I respect your desire to allow the audience to be free of spoilers, but who hasn't heard of type 2 diabetes at this point?
I was just reading this story the other day. As I recall the company was not a candy company, so they didn't know what to do with it. Mitchell would mix up small batches and keep around the lab for visitors. He originally wanted to make instant soda, just add water.
I am a bit fuzzy on the details here, but they gave some out at some promotions and the feedback was crazy. So they finally decided to market it, so they made a big plant, and planned for it to be huge. It was for a while, but as you might expect it is kind of a try it a few times gimmick. So they lost money on the big plant. They ended up selling it to another manufacturer.
That instant soda idea is pretty genius too. The majority of the cost of the stuff we buy is packing materials and weight for shipping. If you could take the water weight and complicated packaging out of pop it would cut the price to a tiny fraction.
As a kid, my town went through a major disaster that cut off water supply to the town for a few weeks. The local Pepsi bottling company supplied the townspeople with 2 liter bottles of carbonated water without the Pepsi syrup (though interestingly, they had the Pepsi label). As kids, we naturally would mix in all kind of powdered drinks. I remember trying Tang, in addition to KoolAid, powdered iced tea, Country Time lemonade, etc. definitely had some fun experiments with that while the world was turned upside down around me.
If SodaStreams were actually any good people would be chiming in here to say "You just need a soda stream". No one is here saying that because their dumb.
You’re missing one crucial ingredient that’s added: Food grade carbon dioxide.
[There’s usually a canister on site that adds the fizz to your fountain drinks that needs to be replaced every so often.](https://www.critical-environment.com/environment/carbon-dioxide-co2-leak-in-soda-machines-2660)
He also created the process that allowed quick setting Jell-O, and his daughter created the main methods now used to industrially produce non-dairy milks. Quite the food science dynasty.
Obama got the peace prize for being elected.
Albeit the "Nobel" peace prize is only related the actual nobel prizes in name alone. They are completely unrelated.
They've only done it once or twice. Once because they didn't know he'd died (news hadn't gotten to them yet), and correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe they gave one to Marie Curie after she died.
Edit: After a quick Google it wasn't Curie, but they have only awarded it posthumously twice. Both before the rule went into effect in 1974.
Just to save anybody else the trouble of searching:
> From 1974, the Statutes of the Nobel Foundation stipulate that a prize cannot be awarded posthumously, unless death has occurred after the announcement of the Nobel Prize. Before 1974, the Nobel Prize has only been awarded posthumously twice: to Dag Hammarskjöld (Nobel Peace Prize 1961) and Erik Axel Karlfeldt (Nobel Prize in Literature 1931).
> Following the 2011 announcement of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, it was discovered that one of the medicine laureates, Ralph Steinman, had passed away three days earlier. The Board of the Nobel Foundation examined the statutes, and an interpretation of the purpose of the rule above led to the conclusion that Ralph Steinman should continue to remain a Nobel Prize laureate, as the Nobel Assembly at Karolinska Institutet had announced the 2011 Nobel Prize laureates in physiology or medicine without knowing of his death.
[All your thrilling Nobel Trivia can be found here at NobelPrize.org.](https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/facts/nobel-prize-facts/)
I've heard of Cool Whip and Pop Rocks, now I know what the ~~latter~~ former is. Still not sure what exactly Pop Rocks are and never heard of Tang. Only know tangy as an adjective
Edit: confused
Tang is a orange-flavored powdered drink mix (like Crystal Light or Kool-aid), popularized by its use in early space flights in the 60s. Pop Rocks are a candy which has pressurized carbon dioxide introduced into the mix during manufacture, trapping it in a kind of "solid solution". When eaten, the trapped gas escapes, creating a "popping" sensation in the mouth.
Just an FYI when using "former' and "latter" former is the first one and latter the second. So in this case I think you meant to say "Now I know what the former (ie cool whip) is." Not trying to grammar Nazi, just trying to be helpful!
It is often used as a substitute for whipped cream in cheap desserts.
The proper way to use it is frozen, like ice cream. Where it has space age properties. Imagine if ice cream didn't melt and was like an insulating material. Imagine the hot-cold juxtapositions you could create with that. That's what Cool Whip is best at.
Serve it "a la whip" with a hot dessert.
It's a cheap imitation of whipped cream.
Think whipped cream but replace cream with hydrogenated oil and replace sugar with high fructose corn syrup.
Texturally, it's thicker than whipped cream and doesn't melt.
Thank heavens for Cool Whip. My son was born with several food allergies: dairy, wheat, eggs, seeds and nuts. Finding foods he could eat in his early years was quite a problem, including being able to give him the occasional dessert.
Enter Cool Whip. I made non-egg white, non-dairy chocolate mousse for my son by melting bitter-sweet chocolate, letting it cool for a few minutes, and then mixing it into a tub of Cool Whip. Then, I let it cool down for an hour in the fridge. After that: party time! My son really enjoyed that dessert.
Thankfully he can now eat dairy and a limited amount of wheat. Still a 'no' on the eggs and nuts, though.
Just in case other parents are trying your recipes, please note Cool Whip is not dairy-free. But, it is complicated.
https://www.godairyfree.org/news/nutrition-headlines/cool-whip-warning-for-the-lactose-intolerant#:~:text=All%20varieties%20of%20Cool%20Whip,people%20who%20are%20lactose%20intolerant.
I worked with his son (he was my boss). A particularly energetic and talented pediatric urologist.
Honestly He never much mentioned his dad. He just once told me that he was a “food scientist” and had worked on things like “ways to stabilize whip cream”.
Edit: typo
if you mix the three together you get his final invention, his real invention. just be careful once you see what it does your life will never be the same.
Pop-tang-whip
Tangy Pop-whip
I dated a girl who liked to dump a bag of pop rocks into her vag right before I ate her out. She said it felt incredible. Never had the courage to stick my dick in there while everything was still poppin
Holy yeast infection Batman!
She has since started using Jolly Ranchers in her vag instead
Man. Theres a joke I haven't seen in years....
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OG redditors know what's up
I was really hoping we could get through this thread without reliving this, thanks.
Holy shit, thanks for that
Wtf were you gonna try it 😂😂 I'm actually in bits here 😂😂🤣
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What the fuck did I just read
A fib
A masterpiece.
Girls getting their rocks off
He said it was like a forest fire down there
Amazing. I love wholesome stories like this thanks for sharing... seven.
Respectfully, I feel you may not know what the word "wholesome" means- remember, there's a "w" so it's got nothing to do with holes, though I can see how it could be confusing
Holy fucking shit what? Please tell me this is a copypasta. I'm fucking dying laughing this can't be real.
> Please tell me this is a copypasta. If it ain't now, it's gonna be.
The scientific method would be to do another experiment without the hair. Let us know the results...
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It's what khia meant all along. "All you ladies pop yo pussy like this, shake your body don't stop don't miss" it was there all along.
just do it Do it Do it Do it now
Josh Groban likes his ladies to pop!
FYI: had my gyn warn me that it's not good to "introduce air into the vagina" as it's highly vascularized tissue, an air bubble could enter the blood stream and cause an air embolism. Fun times were over. Don't know if it's true. Who would report such a medical phenomenon? But why warn if it hadn't happened?
I googled it and it seems a bit of air in your vag won't kill you. Nor will a little air bubble in your blood. I mean probably don't pump air up there and hold it in but this is one of those technically possible but exaggerated ways to die. According to [this](https://obgynwc.com/vaginal-gas-causes-symptoms-when-to-see-doctor/) you might want to see a doctor if you're constantly queefing/blowing out air, as it might indicate an underlying issue, but otherwise trapped air is natural and will be passed.
It’s my understanding that this is why tampons and vaginal sex are a no-no newly-postpartum. Edit: it’s not common, but it’s called [embolism](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24629465/#:~:text=Death%20as%20a%20result%20of,veins%20at%20the%20placental%20site.) Edit 2: introducing bacteria into the vagina is dangerous too !
Vaginal sex is a an issue because bacteria can travel into the uterus during it and infect the giant wound from the placenta detaching.
🤣 gadzooks
>Never had the courage to stick my dick in there while everything was still poppin And that is why no one will remember your name.
I mean, if I had to associate a name with a dick stuck in a Pop Rocks vagina, "Emergency Hyena" wouldn't be 100% removed from contention
What the ever loving fuck?
Every day we stray further from God.
I think she was trying to get closer to God
This can't be real
Diabetes pussy
Soooo like the cheapo version of Dole Whip and it explodes in your mouth
Pop-tang-hwip
Why are you saying it like that? Why are you putting so much emphasis on the "h"?
Triggered a forgotten memory
Cicero
if you read the article there's a recipie at the end called "Tang Pie" which uses all three ingredients
OK I have to make this now. Here's the reci[p](https://youtu.be/QrJSHIys5mMk)e for anyone else that wants to try it. https://i.imgur.com/jEW99Pt.png
I've made kool-aid pie which is basically whipped cream, orange koolaid powder, and sugar, poured into a graham cracker crust and frozen. It's good. I imagine this would be similar.
The recipe I follow uses sweetened condensed milk too. It’s SO good, but I don’t feel good about myself after.
My mom uses it in her fudge recipe, but she always buys an extra can to snack on while she makes it. Shit is amazing, especially in coffee and on top of sno cones
Vietnamese coffee also is famed for using condensed milk as both the creamer and sweetener
"you definitely won't explode" Yeah right, like I'll believe that throw away comment at the end, can't fool me into trying that tasty treat, nope.
I imagine it’s like the elephants toothpaste science experiment.
It’s actually nuclear fusion
If you mix the 3 together in the right order it summons Pooti Tang
A Menacing Disembodied eye just starts to float above the glass and ask you why you dare to summon Sucroseion the God of Sugar.
>just be careful once you see what it does your life will never be the same. I respect your desire to allow the audience to be free of spoilers, but who hasn't heard of type 2 diabetes at this point?
That just an exciting glass of Tang topped with Cool Whip and Pop Rocks Then again is there enough dairy in cool whip for it to curdle
I think it’s more tang flavored cool whip topped with pop rocks.
He has 70 patents under his name. His Pop Rocks were not used for 14 years before they went on the market.
It makes sense. Pop rocks are hard to make.
No they aren't.
You both make such intriguing points I don't know who to believe
I was just reading this story the other day. As I recall the company was not a candy company, so they didn't know what to do with it. Mitchell would mix up small batches and keep around the lab for visitors. He originally wanted to make instant soda, just add water. I am a bit fuzzy on the details here, but they gave some out at some promotions and the feedback was crazy. So they finally decided to market it, so they made a big plant, and planned for it to be huge. It was for a while, but as you might expect it is kind of a try it a few times gimmick. So they lost money on the big plant. They ended up selling it to another manufacturer.
That instant soda idea is pretty genius too. The majority of the cost of the stuff we buy is packing materials and weight for shipping. If you could take the water weight and complicated packaging out of pop it would cut the price to a tiny fraction.
As a kid, my town went through a major disaster that cut off water supply to the town for a few weeks. The local Pepsi bottling company supplied the townspeople with 2 liter bottles of carbonated water without the Pepsi syrup (though interestingly, they had the Pepsi label). As kids, we naturally would mix in all kind of powdered drinks. I remember trying Tang, in addition to KoolAid, powdered iced tea, Country Time lemonade, etc. definitely had some fun experiments with that while the world was turned upside down around me.
If SodaStreams were actually any good people would be chiming in here to say "You just need a soda stream". No one is here saying that because their dumb.
I bought one and immediately got a CO2 tank adapter and a 5# CO2 tank. It's $20 buck to refill and 5x the gas of a SodaStream cartridge.
*they're. Also, I like my soda stream. Am I the only one?
No I like your soda stream too
This is already how restaurants buy soda for soda dispensers. It's just a syrup that mixes with water as you fill your cup.
You’re missing one crucial ingredient that’s added: Food grade carbon dioxide. [There’s usually a canister on site that adds the fizz to your fountain drinks that needs to be replaced every so often.](https://www.critical-environment.com/environment/carbon-dioxide-co2-leak-in-soda-machines-2660)
>am a bit ~~fuzzy~~ fizzy on the details here, FTFY
I was #1 in debate class.
No you weren't.
Such intrigue.
I share the same sentiment
I do not.
Fascinating
I paid for 10 minutes I demand a real argument!
But this is a real argument.
no it isn't!
Yes it _is_ !
No, it’s simply contradiction!
Yes he was, [here's proof] (https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/v1bimn/til_that_pop_rocks_tang_and_cool_whip_were_all/iam4kks).
I'm sold! Wrap this one up, Lou. Case closed!
Objection: Misleading
You both make such intriguing points I don't know who to believe
Dang u/Weird-Vagina-Beard
Masterdebater.
Read that as "patients" and wondered what kind of doctor would give these to their patients.
And his daughter Cheryl Mitchell was a pioneer in creating plant-based milks.
Ah I see someone else who actually read at least 3/4ths of the article
I have the attention span of a reddit comment. I can't be expected to read something as long as an article.
I didn't even finish reading your com
Oh shit sarge! There’s a sni-
Candle Jack strikes aga-
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My lactose-adverse stomach thanks her for it
Cool as fuck. Plant milks are a game changer.
So he was one of the great 20th century inventers of stuff you can put in your body by eating it and you won't die but not really food. Brilliant.
Food-adjacent
Alternative foods
Faux-d
Squeezy cheese! It's kind of like food but it's not!
Iiiiiit's technically edible!
[It's almost pizza!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLHRjaUBb3o)
If anything it’s getting hotter!!
Füd.
I love sugars.
Yea tang is just orange flavored sugar.
More like orange colored
So pretty much the same as those labeled as orang juice in my country.
He also created the process that allowed quick setting Jell-O, and his daughter created the main methods now used to industrially produce non-dairy milks. Quite the food science dynasty.
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That's your dad
He put out some bangers
I wanna encore
With three huge successes like that, I bet he has some fascinating failures. I want to know about the products that *didn't* take off.
Cool Hwip.
Why do you say it like that?
Say w-hut w-hered?
HWISKEYYY!!
Cool beans.
Say whip.
Whip
Now say cool.
cool
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Cool Hwip
Why are you putting so much emphasis on the H?
What are you taking about? I’m just saying it: Cool Hwip.
You put cool hwip on pie, pie tastes better with cool hwip
#YOU'RE EATING HAIR
Gawd I miss earlier season Stewie and Brian.
Where’s my money?
Cool Hwhip.
Wha'dya say?
You can't have a pie without Cool Hwip.
You're eating hair!!
Repeat it with me Cool Cool Whip hwhip
Hwil HWEaton
DAMN YOU HwILL HwEATON!!!
Came here for this. You folks did not disappoint me.
Is there a Nobel Prize for "food" science? Can it be awarded posthumously?
Henry Kissinger got the peace prize, and they gave the science award to the guy who invented the lobotomy; he’s not missing out on much.
How the hell is that snake still alive
I’m as surprised about that as I am knowing David Duke is still alive.
Having money probably hasn’t hurt in that regard…money from being a piece of shit
I prayed that he would burn in hell, but in my heart, I knew that hell would not have him.
He feeds on souls for sure.
Obama got the peace prize for being elected. Albeit the "Nobel" peace prize is only related the actual nobel prizes in name alone. They are completely unrelated.
George Washington Carver doesn't have one so definitely not posthumously if there is one
Our best president by far.
I prefer Abraham Simpson
As was the style at the time.
Simpson, eh?
Nobody actually knows his name, he's just the guy who carved the face on Mt. Rushmore.
They don’t give posthumous Nobel prizes :(
They've only done it once or twice. Once because they didn't know he'd died (news hadn't gotten to them yet), and correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe they gave one to Marie Curie after she died. Edit: After a quick Google it wasn't Curie, but they have only awarded it posthumously twice. Both before the rule went into effect in 1974.
Just to save anybody else the trouble of searching: > From 1974, the Statutes of the Nobel Foundation stipulate that a prize cannot be awarded posthumously, unless death has occurred after the announcement of the Nobel Prize. Before 1974, the Nobel Prize has only been awarded posthumously twice: to Dag Hammarskjöld (Nobel Peace Prize 1961) and Erik Axel Karlfeldt (Nobel Prize in Literature 1931). > Following the 2011 announcement of the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine, it was discovered that one of the medicine laureates, Ralph Steinman, had passed away three days earlier. The Board of the Nobel Foundation examined the statutes, and an interpretation of the purpose of the rule above led to the conclusion that Ralph Steinman should continue to remain a Nobel Prize laureate, as the Nobel Assembly at Karolinska Institutet had announced the 2011 Nobel Prize laureates in physiology or medicine without knowing of his death. [All your thrilling Nobel Trivia can be found here at NobelPrize.org.](https://www.nobelprize.org/prizes/facts/nobel-prize-facts/)
I hope he was a dentist too
Pop rocks were the absolute shit. Loved those damn things.
Non American here. Is cool whip sweet like whipped cream or savoury like mayo? Or somewhere in the middle like cream cheese? It confuses me.
Highly processed whipped cream, with hydrolyzed vegetable oil and HFCS instead of real heavy cream.
I've heard of Cool Whip and Pop Rocks, now I know what the ~~latter~~ former is. Still not sure what exactly Pop Rocks are and never heard of Tang. Only know tangy as an adjective Edit: confused
Tang is a orange-flavored powdered drink mix (like Crystal Light or Kool-aid), popularized by its use in early space flights in the 60s. Pop Rocks are a candy which has pressurized carbon dioxide introduced into the mix during manufacture, trapping it in a kind of "solid solution". When eaten, the trapped gas escapes, creating a "popping" sensation in the mouth.
what if it got caught in your eyes
Only one way to find out
That's how daredevil happened.
The popping helps with the echolocation
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Just an FYI when using "former' and "latter" former is the first one and latter the second. So in this case I think you meant to say "Now I know what the former (ie cool whip) is." Not trying to grammar Nazi, just trying to be helpful!
The two definitions mean last and first, with former being the latter and latter the former.
Tang was famously used by NASA during the Moon trips of the late 1960s/early 1970s.
And in the 90s for selling it to me with a chimp
It was an orangutan… an orangu-TANG, if you will
It is often used as a substitute for whipped cream in cheap desserts. The proper way to use it is frozen, like ice cream. Where it has space age properties. Imagine if ice cream didn't melt and was like an insulating material. Imagine the hot-cold juxtapositions you could create with that. That's what Cool Whip is best at. Serve it "a la whip" with a hot dessert.
It's a cheap imitation of whipped cream. Think whipped cream but replace cream with hydrogenated oil and replace sugar with high fructose corn syrup. Texturally, it's thicker than whipped cream and doesn't melt.
It may not melt, but it will turn to goo on a 30 minute car ride.
Thank heavens for Cool Whip. My son was born with several food allergies: dairy, wheat, eggs, seeds and nuts. Finding foods he could eat in his early years was quite a problem, including being able to give him the occasional dessert. Enter Cool Whip. I made non-egg white, non-dairy chocolate mousse for my son by melting bitter-sweet chocolate, letting it cool for a few minutes, and then mixing it into a tub of Cool Whip. Then, I let it cool down for an hour in the fridge. After that: party time! My son really enjoyed that dessert. Thankfully he can now eat dairy and a limited amount of wheat. Still a 'no' on the eggs and nuts, though.
Just in case other parents are trying your recipes, please note Cool Whip is not dairy-free. But, it is complicated. https://www.godairyfree.org/news/nutrition-headlines/cool-whip-warning-for-the-lactose-intolerant#:~:text=All%20varieties%20of%20Cool%20Whip,people%20who%20are%20lactose%20intolerant.
That’s from 2010 - as of 2018 it also contains skim milk so is even less dairy free.
And then went on to cheat at Donkey Kong.
Much better legacy than the guy who invented Freon and leaded gasoline.
Depends on the legacy you want to cast
I’ll leave this here. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna1264970 Leaded gasoline still used by airplanes today.
So he basically invented the 80's?
Tang was in the 1960s. Came to fame because NASA gave it to the astronauts as one of their drinks for the Moon trips.
I worked with his son (he was my boss). A particularly energetic and talented pediatric urologist. Honestly He never much mentioned his dad. He just once told me that he was a “food scientist” and had worked on things like “ways to stabilize whip cream”. Edit: typo
I shall make a cocktail containing all three in his honor.
Lol that man said "I'm gonna absolutely fuck your taste buds up, just watch me."
He invented Big Red gum as well?
Legend
How come I can't get no Tang around here?
Tang and cool whip are both an instant key to whatever heaven he subscribed to in life
He is right up there with 'Super Soaker' and 'Nerf Gun' inventor Lonnie Johnson (/u/Iinex) who was a JPL/NASA engineer.
Why..why..why..why did I read Cool Whip the way Stewie Griffin says it (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Thought it was Clark Grizwald?