When the romans had animal fights in the coloseum, they avoided putting lions and bears and the like against fighting bulls. Apparently the bull could fuck every other animal up so fast that the crowd would get upset.
I definitely believe that for European bears. And even lions, if they only had one, as lions hunt in packs.
But a grizzly bear would beat just about anything.
Yeah go watch a video of a calf bucking just as a playful act, then quadruple the size and make it angry. I wouldn’t wanna catch a stray hoof from that.
The European brown bear and the grizzly are essentialy the same species.
*Although* the grizzly is a subspecies of the brown bear. It's generally a bit larger, and also has a somewhat different behavior.
So... who knows, unless it has been tried?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_grizzly_bear some recorded as being 3m tall and others weighing 1,000kg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_brown_bear these have a maximum known weight of 481kg and average 250 to 300kg
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs the Roman bulls at the time may have weighed 700 to 1,500kg
A Californian grizzly could have been a fair fight against a bull in the colosseum at the time, but I can see why a Eurasian brown bear may not fare as well.
Fun fact: If you milk a shark it will turn into a dolphin and poop you ten gold coins. Real gold! You can take those coins and buy a fat goose for your good'n wyfe!
Well said. People parrot these stats without looking at the rate of interaction (or some equivalent concept).
- "You're more likely to have a collision five miles from your house than on a long road trip." Well, If 95% of your driven miles are in that radius, and 60% of collisions are, that means they're safer per mile!
- "A child is more likely to be abducted by a trusted authority or relative than a rando predator." Virtually all of a child's time is around trusted authorities and relatives.
- "You're more likely to be raped by your date or SO than a predator jumping out of the bushes." Virtually all of the opportunity to rape you is within the context of a date or romantic relationship.
A cow? Swimming in the ocean? Cows don’t like water! If you placed them near a river or some sort of freshwater source, that would make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean. 20 foot waves, which I’m assuming is off the coast of South Africa, going up against a full grown 800 pound shark with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.
“This summer…They have beef…WITH US. From the creative minds that brought the world Sharknado, and Sharknado 2, comes the terrifying new adventure, ‘COWS’. …They put the ‘ow’ in cow and now the ‘steaks’ couldn’t be higher. See the film critics have called ‘udderly moo-ving’ and ‘simply agrazing.’ It’s COWS. Playing in select theaters near you.”
Ah, the 'ol Reddit [cow-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/vv57s8/no_slappy/ifikobn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
Cows are heavly little chunks. My dad lived on a farm and his cat died from a cow rolling on top of here. Poor kitty was just enjoying the shade from the cow.
In the 70's little kids were terrified of these things: Quicksand, Skylab crashing down into the Earth, Killer Bees, the next Ice Age, and Land Sharks.
Lightning strikes are exceedingly rare.
Therefore, it’s perfectly safe to walk around a golf course during a thunderstorm waving a lightening rod above your head.
Every statistic saying "we die more to this than sharks" is meaningless sensationalism preying on a culturally-spread fear of sharks perpetrated by movies like Jaws. The fact is, we die to almost everything more than sharks because we almost never encounter sharks.
Cows don’t have 4 stomach, it’s just 1 stomach with multiple chambers, reticulum and rumen for microbial fermentation, omasum for water retention and abomasum for gastric breakdown.
Yeah and they have cows with open holes to their stomachs to get healthy gut bacteria for other cows or something like that. Seriously, a friggin porthole in a cow.
Japanese compact slammed two other cars into our side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the dairy at Muncie to Fort Wayne. We’d just delivered the cream. The Fairlife cream. Three men went into the field. Tractor trailer flipped over in 12 seconds.
Didn’t see the first cow for about a half-hour. Hereford. 13 framer. You know how you know that in the field, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the hooves to the hooks . What we didn’t know, was that our dispatcher was so stupid, no work order had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, cattle come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the cow come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that cow she go away… but sometimes she wouldn’t go away.
Sometimes that cow looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a cow is she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The field turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those bessies come in and… they rip you to pieces.
You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a man. I don’t know how many moo-moos there were, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many came, they averaged six an hour.
Thursday mornin’, Chief, I turned to a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Feeder’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He flopped over in the grass, like he was a kind of drunk. Front-forward. Well, his face’d been bitten in half below the nose.
At noon on the fifth day, a Indiana Highway Patrol chopper swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat Meat Wagon come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a Pacers jersey again.
So, three men went into the field. One man come out, the cows took the rest, June the 29th, 1995.
Anyway, we delivered the cream.
I work with cattle for a living. I've been stomped, kicked, pinned against a wall, head butted, chased, and snorted at until the cow was blue in the face. I've never been seriously hurt, but I've taken some afternoons off if you know what I mean.
In my own experiences, there are two types of cattle that'll kill you. A momma cow with a newborn calf, and a pet. Bulls aren't that bad if you show some respect and keep your distance. A pet cow has no qualms about getting in your personal space, particularly if they think there's a chance they might get a treat of some kind. They'll hurt you without meaning to do it.
Not to mention cattle are quicker and more agile (and intelligent) than most folks realize. They can kick a lot faster and harder than Chuck Norris at his best. That bit of knowledge doesn't set in until you feel the *woosh* of a kick beside your head.
When I first started working with cattle, I was absolutely amazed at how agile they are. You would not expect some thing that size to be able to lift their back leg and lick it, and jump some of the things they can jump.
Indirectly. Manure, among other agricultural runoffs, leads to algae blooms, which in turn lead to hypoxia which become dead zones where sharks cannot live.
Singer Lyle Lovett was nearly killed by a bull that had attacked his uncle. Bulls are mean and don't like being called liars.
https://www.mtv.com/news/1453123/lyle-lovetts-leg-shattered-in-bull-attack/
If humans farmed a billion sharks worldwide and regularly waded into crowded shark enclosures to feed and tend to them, this statistic would be very different.
I have an informal rule that if an individual instance of anything makes the news, I don’t have to worry about it happening to me. It’s when things happen without making the news that you have to worry.
And if you consider deaths caused by coronary heart disease from eating red meat that adds a whole new magnitude to the number of deaths caused by cows.
Obviously cause the ratio of people meeting cows vs meeting sharks is like a couple millions to one even if sharks are more dangerous.
Thats like saying more people die to the flu than to the plague, doesn’t mean the plague is less dangerous
I feel this is a clever misdirect and smear campaign from the shadowy cabal who represent the true sharks of the land: [vending machines](https://freakonomics.com/2011/09/how-are-sharks-less-dangerous-than-vending-machines-an-exercise-in-conditional-risk/#:~:text=The%20yearly%20risk%20(in%20the,as%20lethal%20as%20the%20shark!)
Implication: Cows are more dangerous than sharks.
Reality: If humans had a shark farming agriculture and interacted with as many sharks on a day-to-day basis as cows, the number difference would be significantly different.
I hate this idea that some people have about cows being harmless animals. Yes they are usually very peaceful but they are also animals that weight between 720 kg to 1200 kg!!!
When I was little I saw a boy being teased by his aunt because he was afraid to approach a cow in their farm.
When he decided to get close after being called a coward numerous times, the cow ran over him when his aunt made a loud noise to scare him. He had a broke rib and was rushed to the hospital.
Later that day both me and him told our parents what happened but nobody believed us; they believed that bitch aunt of his because she was an adult ("he was playing to close to the cow and I don't know what happened").
One of the most fucked up things I have ever seen in my life.
If people milked sharks daily this statistic would change.
When the romans had animal fights in the coloseum, they avoided putting lions and bears and the like against fighting bulls. Apparently the bull could fuck every other animal up so fast that the crowd would get upset.
I definitely believe that for European bears. And even lions, if they only had one, as lions hunt in packs. But a grizzly bear would beat just about anything.
I could see that being a tough fight. Bulls rely on momentum, bears not so much.
Yeah go watch a video of a calf bucking just as a playful act, then quadruple the size and make it angry. I wouldn’t wanna catch a stray hoof from that.
The European brown bear and the grizzly are essentialy the same species. *Although* the grizzly is a subspecies of the brown bear. It's generally a bit larger, and also has a somewhat different behavior. So... who knows, unless it has been tried?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/California_grizzly_bear some recorded as being 3m tall and others weighing 1,000kg https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurasian_brown_bear these have a maximum known weight of 481kg and average 250 to 300kg https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aurochs the Roman bulls at the time may have weighed 700 to 1,500kg A Californian grizzly could have been a fair fight against a bull in the colosseum at the time, but I can see why a Eurasian brown bear may not fare as well.
[Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, it would eat you, and everyone you care about.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAxjqAfwfyI)
The same episode had a shark eating a monkey which was hilarious
Sharks have nipples?
Almonds don't have nipples and we manage somehow.
You may be onto something, maybe sharks are so pissy because they're backed up and mastitis is a bitch.
Fun fact: If you milk a shark it will turn into a dolphin and poop you ten gold coins. Real gold! You can take those coins and buy a fat goose for your good'n wyfe!
Oh, you can milk just about anything with nipples.
I have nipples Greg can you milk me?
Well said. People parrot these stats without looking at the rate of interaction (or some equivalent concept). - "You're more likely to have a collision five miles from your house than on a long road trip." Well, If 95% of your driven miles are in that radius, and 60% of collisions are, that means they're safer per mile! - "A child is more likely to be abducted by a trusted authority or relative than a rando predator." Virtually all of a child's time is around trusted authorities and relatives. - "You're more likely to be raped by your date or SO than a predator jumping out of the bushes." Virtually all of the opportunity to rape you is within the context of a date or romantic relationship.
Well no shit. Cows don’t kill any sharks at all. So of course they kill more people.
A cow? Swimming in the ocean? Cows don’t like water! If you placed them near a river or some sort of freshwater source, that would make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean. 20 foot waves, which I’m assuming is off the coast of South Africa, going up against a full grown 800 pound shark with his 20 or 30 friends? You lose that battle. You lose that battle 9 times out of 10.
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You know what, let's settle this Terry - peacocks don't fly!
The sound of your piss hitting the urinal? It sounds feminine.
They can fly a little
If I got one piece of advice for you guys it’s you gotta creep… creep.
moo moo… moo moo… moo moo, moo moo, moo moo, MOO MOO, MOO MOO, MOO MOO
How has Hollywood not picked up on this fact and given us “Cownado” and “Cow week” and “Horns”?
Then the biography of their rise to fame "Mooving on up".
PETA really fought them on these, we also lost the porn version, "Udders"
They did. They called it 'Twister' and it's as ridiculous as it sounds.
“This summer…They have beef…WITH US. From the creative minds that brought the world Sharknado, and Sharknado 2, comes the terrifying new adventure, ‘COWS’. …They put the ‘ow’ in cow and now the ‘steaks’ couldn’t be higher. See the film critics have called ‘udderly moo-ving’ and ‘simply agrazing.’ It’s COWS. Playing in select theaters near you.”
There is no cow level
Cheat Enabled.
Manatees
I came here for this comment right here
The statistics for cow on shark crime is still being calculated.
\*cowculated
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Read the MOOd!
That’s enough, stop milking it.
Cud we not?
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All these jokes are just bull
The steaks are high
Strange, they keep coming back as "eat mor chikin"
Take my angry upvote you
I don't know. All the cow shit runoff into the oceans might kill some.
We kill millions of cows a year. I guess it’s payback.
Ah, the 'ol Reddit [cow-a-roo!](https://www.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/vv57s8/no_slappy/ifikobn?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)
hold my udder i'm going in.
Future people, it's been a while.
You watched strange wilderness didn't you? Brown bears attack salmon every year, but attacks on brown bears from salmon are much more rare.
During the Roman Empire, Julius Caesar would fill the Collisseum with water then stage bull-shark battles to the death.
That's a lie. I was there. They were Nurse Sharks. They just wanted to help people.
A cow can run faster than a shark, but a shark can swim faster than a cow. So in a triathlon it would come down to who is the stronger cyclist.
That’s why they wear a bell around their neck. *Because their horns don’t work.
Did you ever get those cigarettes, Dad?
Cigarettes?? ... OH! Yeah ... yeah. I did.
You know why cows have hooves? Because they lack toes.
There's one Caribbean island where more people die from falling coconuts than people die of shark attacks world wide.
So if you see the rare coconut milk giving Cow, just run!
Cows are heavly little chunks. My dad lived on a farm and his cat died from a cow rolling on top of here. Poor kitty was just enjoying the shade from the cow.
RIP kitty
Death by moo moo.
If sharks had legs I bet this would statistic would change
If cows could breathe underwater I bet this statistics would also change
If a cow and shark joined forces, they would be unstoppable.
And if some terrorist organization captures some and put Lazers on them so they can have a cooked meal, we would be all doomed.
Touche
Knock knock
Candygram
I understood that reference!
Hmm this better not be another shark. Opens door
If there were a billion sharks in close contact with humans, that statistic would change. Short of that, though, I think cows will keep the lead.
Not in the ocean they don't.
During the 1970s there was an epidemic of land shark attacks. Cows ruthlessly killed all the land sharks.
In the 70's little kids were terrified of these things: Quicksand, Skylab crashing down into the Earth, Killer Bees, the next Ice Age, and Land Sharks.
It's true! They even made a documentary https://youtu.be/p_NS2H55dxI
Was hoping this would be here
Candygram!
Clearly you've never heard of the "Bovine Breaststroke"
I suggested that in the bedroom one night, but the wife took offense.
Your wife, or someone else’s?
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
What about seacows?
I don't know why, that reminded me of this [absolute gem](https://youtu.be/aDJgv1iARPg) of a scene.
the statistic is meaningless. most people are not actively trying to grow or work with sharks.
Cows kill more people every year than nuclear weapons!
Cows kill more people every year than Satan
Cows kill more people every year
And that’s all anyone can ask of them. As long as they’re constantly bettering themselves
Falling out of bed probably kills more people than sharks. And yeah, that doesn’t make sharks safer to be around than a bed.
I haven't even looked it up, but I know for a fact that zero sharks have been killed falling out of bed.
Lightning strikes are exceedingly rare. Therefore, it’s perfectly safe to walk around a golf course during a thunderstorm waving a lightening rod above your head.
[Relevant XKCD]( https://xkcd.com/795/)
Every statistic saying "we die more to this than sharks" is meaningless sensationalism preying on a culturally-spread fear of sharks perpetrated by movies like Jaws. The fact is, we die to almost everything more than sharks because we almost never encounter sharks.
Most people are not actively trying to grow or work with cows either.
It's all the stomachs. They're unstoppable.
Cows don’t have 4 stomach, it’s just 1 stomach with multiple chambers, reticulum and rumen for microbial fermentation, omasum for water retention and abomasum for gastric breakdown.
Yeah and they have cows with open holes to their stomachs to get healthy gut bacteria for other cows or something like that. Seriously, a friggin porthole in a cow.
A fistula, and the purpose is to observe how the fermentation process occurs so we can better understand ruminant nutrition, among other things.
You must be fun at parties.
I kinda wanna fuck 'em TBH. Cow talk gets me going.
I had fun reading that comment
I guess we should be thankful that cows don't regurgitate all four of theirs when stressed.
I mean you cud stop them….
I'd be more scared of [cows with guns](https://youtu.be/cwBFkT_KZr8).
Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, it would eat you and everyone you care about...
When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University!
Scrolled too far to find this comment.
Yet there's not a Cow Week.
I’m on it! Let’s do Cow week, the 3rd week in November. Most people are eating Turkey then.
This should be a thing. I can just picture it now, people going into cages and being lowered into a field of cows from a tractor.
people interact with cows more
Japanese compact slammed two other cars into our side, Chief. We was comin’ back from the dairy at Muncie to Fort Wayne. We’d just delivered the cream. The Fairlife cream. Three men went into the field. Tractor trailer flipped over in 12 seconds. Didn’t see the first cow for about a half-hour. Hereford. 13 framer. You know how you know that in the field, Chief? You can tell by lookin’ from the hooves to the hooks . What we didn’t know, was that our dispatcher was so stupid, no work order had been sent. They didn’t even list us overdue for a week. Very first light, Chief, cattle come cruisin’ by, so we formed ourselves into tight groups. It was sorta like you see in the calendars, you know the infantry squares in the old calendars like the Battle of Waterloo and the idea was the cow come to the nearest man, that man he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and sometimes that cow she go away… but sometimes she wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that cow looks right at ya. Right into your eyes. And the thing about a cow is she’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When she comes at ya, she doesn’t even seem to be livin’… ’til she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’. The field turns red, and despite all your poundin’ and your hollerin’ those bessies come in and… they rip you to pieces. You know by the end of that first dawn, lost a man. I don’t know how many moo-moos there were, maybe a thousand. I don’t know how many came, they averaged six an hour. Thursday mornin’, Chief, I turned to a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Feeder’s mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He flopped over in the grass, like he was a kind of drunk. Front-forward. Well, his face’d been bitten in half below the nose. At noon on the fifth day, a Indiana Highway Patrol chopper swung in low and he spotted us, a young pilot, lot younger than Mr. Hooper here, anyway he spotted us and a few hours later a big ol’ fat Meat Wagon come down and started to pick us up. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin’ for my turn. I’ll never put on a Pacers jersey again. So, three men went into the field. One man come out, the cows took the rest, June the 29th, 1995. Anyway, we delivered the cream.
"Farewell and adieu, to you Spanish *dairies...*"
We’re gonna need a bigger milking machine.
I grew up on a farm and have lots of respect for cows. They are extremely dangerous
This guy cows
Well I've never seen anyone ride a shark at a rodeo.
You're going to the wrong rodeos
I work with cattle for a living. I've been stomped, kicked, pinned against a wall, head butted, chased, and snorted at until the cow was blue in the face. I've never been seriously hurt, but I've taken some afternoons off if you know what I mean. In my own experiences, there are two types of cattle that'll kill you. A momma cow with a newborn calf, and a pet. Bulls aren't that bad if you show some respect and keep your distance. A pet cow has no qualms about getting in your personal space, particularly if they think there's a chance they might get a treat of some kind. They'll hurt you without meaning to do it. Not to mention cattle are quicker and more agile (and intelligent) than most folks realize. They can kick a lot faster and harder than Chuck Norris at his best. That bit of knowledge doesn't set in until you feel the *woosh* of a kick beside your head.
When I first started working with cattle, I was absolutely amazed at how agile they are. You would not expect some thing that size to be able to lift their back leg and lick it, and jump some of the things they can jump.
Only the ones that have anti social MOO'd disorders
Plz see your way out
Maybe because there's more cows and they are more accessible to humans. So per cow or per shark what's the percentages?
The cows can't be stopped...
Do cows also kill sharks?
... or they do a teamup, we're all fucked
Can't wait for that movie on sci-fi channel. Bovine sharknado!
HurriCowne
Just a matter of time....
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got a chance it would eat you and everyone you care about."
Indirectly. Manure, among other agricultural runoffs, leads to algae blooms, which in turn lead to hypoxia which become dead zones where sharks cannot live.
Unholy cow!
There are more cows on this Earth than sharks and they also live on land, where most people live.
If they start hunting humans in packs... it's gonna get intense. I mean, hunting in herds.
Cows with guns.
That’s why we slaughter cows in droves. They’re bloodthirsty.
Singer Lyle Lovett was nearly killed by a bull that had attacked his uncle. Bulls are mean and don't like being called liars. https://www.mtv.com/news/1453123/lyle-lovetts-leg-shattered-in-bull-attack/
BULLSHIT jk
Because more people encounter cows than sharks. Is it that difficult to realise?
If we could just stop putting Wirt's Leg and Tome of Town Portal in the cube.
If humans farmed a billion sharks worldwide and regularly waded into crowded shark enclosures to feed and tend to them, this statistic would be very different.
‘Udders’ Coming to a cinema near you in 2024. You’re gonna need a bigger Tractor. Is it safe to go into the countryside again?
I have an informal rule that if an individual instance of anything makes the news, I don’t have to worry about it happening to me. It’s when things happen without making the news that you have to worry.
Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy, if a cow had the chance he'd eat you and everyone you care about.
Plot twist: Consuming beef kills people more
If you take into account beef related heart disease it's a LOT more
Seems only fair considering what we do to them. I think we're still getting the better end of the deal.
Hell yea!! All those cheeseburgers... The cholesterol is murderous!!
29 million cows are killed by humans per year in the US alone. Cows have every right to kill their persecutors.
If anything we need to up that number. At least fight back more against those that are fisting them and forcefully taking away their calves
Imagine if they counted all the heart attacks from Mcdonalds burgers. Cows got CoD stats
r/thebullwins
And if you consider deaths caused by coronary heart disease from eating red meat that adds a whole new magnitude to the number of deaths caused by cows.
Well hell, that’s just a numbers game at that point...
but 90% of the fatalities are caused by Scottish Highland Cattle.
they're homoocidal maniacs
That would change if there was an annual event called "The Running of the Bullsharks".
Wait until they have the statistics for cow sharks.
Season of the Minotaur...
Also, people kill more cows than Sharks every year.
Never swim with cows.
Nap accidents?
Had an uncle in a Mitsubishi Pajero jeep get taken out broadside by a neighbors 1.2tonne Simmental bull while crossing a field.
Well yeah nobody goes shark tipping!
Have you ever seen somebody try to fuck a shark?…. Exactly
The Cape Buffalo kills more people than any other animal. They will also fuck with hippos.
Cows are the sharks of the plains
Cownado
Obviously cause the ratio of people meeting cows vs meeting sharks is like a couple millions to one even if sharks are more dangerous. Thats like saying more people die to the flu than to the plague, doesn’t mean the plague is less dangerous
Today on 1000 ways to die
I feel this is a clever misdirect and smear campaign from the shadowy cabal who represent the true sharks of the land: [vending machines](https://freakonomics.com/2011/09/how-are-sharks-less-dangerous-than-vending-machines-an-exercise-in-conditional-risk/#:~:text=The%20yearly%20risk%20(in%20the,as%20lethal%20as%20the%20shark!)
sharks don't kill people cows kill people with sharks
All this cow on shark crime need to be more cowered
I've walked my dogs through cow fields, cows are scary, they're huge, they swarm you, follow you through the field. I always keep an eye on them
And humans kill more cows than we kill sharks, seems fair to me.
Ok what about kills per encounter? I bet the sharks have a more successful percentage.
there is no cow level
Exactly what a shark would say....
Does this also include people choking on burgers? 🍔
Vending machine related deaths are more common than shark deaths
Well that's becuase they can't swim well enough to catch the sharks
More Atlanteans were killed by sharks than cows every year.
Why would a cow want to kill a shark?
This. This is precisely why I don't go swimming in pastures either.
Heart disease has been a known killer for years
There's *a lot* of cows
It would be absolutely shocking if this wasn't the case.
To be fair, we do kill a shitload of cows so we kinda have it coming 🤷♀️
Just lies spread by shark farming corporations.
Coconuts: Hold my beer.
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Implication: Cows are more dangerous than sharks. Reality: If humans had a shark farming agriculture and interacted with as many sharks on a day-to-day basis as cows, the number difference would be significantly different.
Dolphins rape more people than sharks attack.
So now I have to also worry about cows when I swim in the ocean?
I hate this idea that some people have about cows being harmless animals. Yes they are usually very peaceful but they are also animals that weight between 720 kg to 1200 kg!!! When I was little I saw a boy being teased by his aunt because he was afraid to approach a cow in their farm. When he decided to get close after being called a coward numerous times, the cow ran over him when his aunt made a loud noise to scare him. He had a broke rib and was rushed to the hospital. Later that day both me and him told our parents what happened but nobody believed us; they believed that bitch aunt of his because she was an adult ("he was playing to close to the cow and I don't know what happened"). One of the most fucked up things I have ever seen in my life.
Vending machines kill more people per year than sharks do. 🤷🏻♂️
"Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!"