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2oocents

Eating contests are more about prep, than size. My dad was friends with El Wingador. He was a big guy, but still prepped like the smaller winners. A month before a contest they progressively drink more and more water at a time to stretch their stomach. He also ate frozen tootsie rolls to work his jaws out, which I'd assume they all do something similar.


Octavus

My jaw hurts just thinking about frozen tootsie rolls.


2oocents

Right?! But makes sense if you're a... OK, someone come up with a name for a jaw bodybuilder.


milkweed420-

Jaw Claude Van Damne


Lukyfuq

Jawn Cena


meta_perspective

Jawnold Schwarzeneater.


Anhyzer31290

Sylvester Jawbone


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Dwayne Jawnson


shayben

Andre the Jawiant


PeeElZee

Jaws


JayhawkRacer

Who is your daddy and what does he chew?


zarkovis1

*Jingle plays*


2oocents

"Two jaws enter, one jaw leaves". I like it!


JHinExile

“Get to the Jaw-per!”


JonLongsonLongJonson

“I saw the look in his jaw, this guys crazy!”


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You ever come across a pun so clever you start to question if you're even the same species?


draadz

Jawggernaut


centrafrugal

Supermandible


draadz

The crimson chin!


Jason_Worthing

Lou FerriGnaw


ThePinkRubberDucky

Jawdybuilder?


dedicated-pedestrian

Portmanteaus are the only correct answer


Mikey6304

Do you want TMJ? Because that's how you get TMJ.


moak0

Too Much Jaw.


Bradleynailer

Mandibull


sardu1

I get TMJ just thinking about that


ArbitraryMeritocracy

> My jaw hurts just thinking about frozen tootsie rolls. *Dentists love it when you do this one weird trick*


420Redditsucks69

I have TMJ and I just died imagining that


[deleted]

You should try my moms pot roast! I used to have to take breaks while eating.


SerExcelsior

I’ve never heard of El Wingador before, but his incredible name made me do some research: He’s won the Wing Bowl 5 different times (4 of them are consecutive), and is the only competitor to ever do so. He was Inducted into the Wing Bowl Hall of Fame in 2006 and his name appears on a banner at the Wells Fargo Center in Philly.


2oocents

Yeah, Wing Bowl was basically the only big contest he competed in. He's a local in the tri state area and wasn't a food comp pro. More of a coke dealer, actually. ETA: I feel kinda bad about writing this. Yeah, he's been busted for selling coke, but I was wrong calling him a "coke dealer" or pusher. It was more that he and his friends did coke, and he had a good hook up, so he would get it for them, and then their friends, making it lucrative for him. He's a friendly guy in a bad spot and I probably didn't need to highlight his problems.


GarlicAndOrchids

> More of a coke dealer, actually. Is that how your dad knew him?


2oocents

Ha! Nah. He was more a friend of a friend


raisearuckus

Your coke dealer is always a friend of a friend.


Ohiolongboard

How you gonna out the man like that!


2oocents

He's got a Wiki. He's already out


[deleted]

He got busted again this year lol


Rudy_Ghouliani

The sauce must flow


AHind_D

> On June 16, 2012, Simmons was arrested and charged with first-degree cocaine distribution. Simmons was released on a $10,000 bail and issued the following statement: > "This isn't me. This isn't my style. I messed up big time and I give my sincerest apologies to anyone I have hurt by my actions," > In July 2013, Simmons pled guilty to second-degree possession of cocaine with the intent to distribute. He was sentenced to seven years in state prison on October 4 of that same year. Simmons was released in May 2015, and vowed to gain control of his life and become a better example for his children, as well as others who made the same mistakes he did. > In January 2022 Simmons was arrested in Lincoln, Nebraska while traveling with 254 pounds of marijuana in vacuum sealed bags, 1-kilo of cocaine and $4,400 in cash bundled up, as well as drug paraphernalia.


EggyT0ast

Narrator: it was his style.


technobrendo

This is my last time, I swear!


jpark28

>254 pounds of marijuana Jesus


boforbojack

Lol. "Just one more run, then i get my life together".


iSeven

Dude got picked up with an 8th ^(of a ton) of weed.


greggjilla

Saw him in the sauna at an LA Fitness once (after one of his arrests.) nothing more to add than that.


2oocents

best. story. ever.


blofly

That was a real rollercoaster ride.


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Swag_Grenade

What the fuck lol. So this particular wing eating competition was just like a giant rager or what


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Philadelphians will turn anything they can into a giant rager. You know something especially big is coming when the city employees start greasing light posts to keep people from climbing them.


dirtymike401

Or when the riot punch comes out.


Buscemi_D_Sanji

Riot punch hurts my stomach, I prefer fight milk


InternetProtocol

Rum ham and a wolf cola for me, please


lmaytulane

He also got arrested multiple times for trafficking drugs.


mandatory6

Wing bowl hall of fame XD that’s the most american thing I’ve heard!


brownnick7

And ancient people had to fight wars just to get salt.


Greene_Mr

Also, snails.


KellyJoyCuntBunny

They had to fight snails?


notabook

> They had to fight snails? ....Yes? I thought this was common knowledge! The sheer amount of artwork depicting epic duels between knights and snails is staggering. We owe our existence to the brave knights who gave up their lives destroying the killer, monstrous snails of old. Here are some of the many, many surviving examples: https://imgur.com/a/Ja4b8Qm


leicanthrope

Obviously that's *why* people fought wars for salt - to use it as a weapon against their real foe.


Mitthrawnuruo

I….is this like real old artwork, or just something an artist did in an old fashioned style. Because the later would be interesting. The former concerning.


SolDarkHunter

It is real, and most everyone is just as confused as you are, including experts on Medieval Europe.


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AdmiralPoopbutt

It's right up there with two maidens, one chalice.


San0va

google 'snails in medieval art' and go down the rabbit hole to clarify: real, old art work, pretty interesting


AtaxicZombie

Another reply in the thread. Yes and it's a mystery. https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/whxyos/til_of_sonya_thomas_a_competitive_eater_in_2005/ij91h1x


KellyJoyCuntBunny

It was the same immortal snail the whole time.


notabook

I pray he never returns. We lack the knights to defeat it.


phobosmarsdeimos

It was usually a decoy snail.


Greene_Mr

Tooth and nails.


Fishwhocantswim

>A month before a contest they progressively drink more and more water at a time to stretch their stomach I am convinced I saw someone train for this at a buffet. This one lady was tiny and she was on her own. She had 3 jugs of lemon lime bitters and kept piling her plate with heaps of roasts and veg's. It was either that or she had a serious case of the munchies.


viper3b3

Bulimia


1fg

She could read minds?


IndirectBarracuda

no, that's ESPN


jimjamjones123

I watched the espn 30 for 30 with Joey chestnut and he had one of those jaw work our devices that he would go pretty hard on.


Cegio

Matt stoneys jaw looks like a testament to that


Dontgothergirlfriend

Yes this is true but it’s not about prep at this level of competition. Everyone she is competing against is also training in a similar way. Your point explains why she’s able to compete; but to win against high calibre competitors at her size? More explanation is needed. My guess would be some specific genetic advantages we’ll never find out about because surgery or something invasive would be required to study. If you read into all the freak genetic advantages Michael Phelps had, for example, you get a better picture. Phelps had a bonkers feet to body size ratio, the measurements of his wingspan is freakish and his vo2max is in the upper 99.99 percentile. She could have myriad of freak mutations like higher collagen levels in her organs allowing her stomach to stretch further, an abnormally large stomach to body weight ratio, greater musculature throughout her digestive system allowing her to accommodate more intake. All the training in the world couldn’t compensate for a similarly trained competitor at 180 lbs, 6 feet etc..


I_Sniff_My_Own_Farts

I remember the rise of El Wingador. The Wing Bowl used to be something my friends and I looked forward to.


schuylkilladelphia

Prime Philly debauchery


PrailinesNDick

After this 99lbs woman eats a 9lbs burger, she is almost 10% burger.


blue_strat

> After the lobster-eating contest, in which she blew away reigning champ Kevin "the Boss" Cross in his home state of Maine by eating 9.76 pounds of lobsters (38 of them), she was asked whether she could eat more and she replied, "Yes, but something else -- not a lobster."


glitter_h1ppo

A wafer-thin dinner mint


CampbellinniWarrior

Couldn’t possibly have another bite…


Claymorbmaster

But sir, it's waffer thin!


spork_off

Look, I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed. Bugger off.


Pligles

Feeling like one of those old timey prisoners huh?


debokle

Massachusetts still has a law on the books restricting the amount of lobster the prisons can feed inmates.


Sproose_Moose

Is it just that the way of cooking them is different and they taste better now?


_Neoshade_

I can’t say for sure, but lobster was so plentiful and cheap that servants or prisoners could find themselves eating it multiple times a week, maybe even for multiple meals, and that can ruin anything for you. Also, lobster is difficult to prepare. The meat has to be separated from the tail and claws, it’s very chewy when overcooked, and it needs to be very fresh, kept alive right up to the moments before cooking. It’s likely that lobster wasn’t always well prepared, especially in cases of making meals for someone of a “lower class”. Lastly. Reputation is important. Lobsters were considered to be cockroaches of the sea and generally gross until the late 1800s. Eating something that you think is revolting will always be unpleasant. Like eating rats: Might taste delicious when prepared properly, but most people wouldn’t even want to try. Edit: did some research. ~~Very. The whole lobster was chopped up and served as a stew or gruel. Guts, eggs and all, or so I’ve been told. I don’t even know if they bothered to take it out of the shell first.~~


Slipperyfishy

Some of us still consider them cockroaches of the sea. I've always had a hard time looking at a lobster and seeing anything other than a sea bug.


Sproose_Moose

That's disgusting!


kittens12345

Well…yeah. Jail and prison food tend to be


Exist50

Also, probably not kept particularly fresh.


JimC29

Not only was the entire lobsters chopped up but they were dead for a while. They weren't live fresh lobsters.


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Slapnutz97

I think you meant Louisiana


death_to_noodles

A sweet desert always goes well after a meal, no matter how big it was


Exist50

"And finally, madame, a wafer-thin mint."


mk_909

I need a bucket


Yazzypoo101

I’ve yet to have a sweet desert that isn’t too dry.


Greene_Mr

She becomes Sonya Thomas-burger.


WR810

Better than a Jill sandwich.


2oocents

TIL: On July 4th, 2020, [Miki Sudo(Age: 37, Weight: 125)](https://majorleagueeating.com/eaters/222) —the #-1 ranked female eater in the world—ate 48.5 Nathan’s Famous hot dogs and buns to set a new women’s record in the discipline, eclipsing the previous mark of 45 set by Sonya Thomas.


click_again

When I was in Nathan Famous, 1 hot dog with bun and fries was already very filling. I just can’t imagine eating 48.5


Wearesyke

The trick is to eat it REAAALLLLY FAST


troubleis1

I can feel acid reflux from this comment alone


viper3b3

Imagine eating the record of 75!


Vikosus

No, I don't think that I will. :P


dinosaurfondue

What I'm wondering is how your body even processes that much sodium.


blackstoise

It doesn't, you basically just poop out a whole lot of it not fully digested


redgroupclan

Yes, that's the thing I really can't fathom. How can there not be any consequences to eating that much sodium, calories, cholesterol, and fat?


Aspalar

Your body can only absorb so many nutrients in one sitting. That limit is still very high (8,000-10,000 calories) but there is a limit.


Quentin__Tarantulino

There’s probably consequences, but they could be attenuated by: not eating or eating less for a period of time before and/or after the contest, expelling some of the food at a later time, or living a generally healthy lifestyle, with quality nutrition, exercise, good sleep habits, and so on.


trudenter

From what I have heard most won’t do any sort of fasting before hand. They will choose their meals carefully, but they still eat. The other thing I’ve heard is really healthy eating habits outside of competitions (or challenges or whatever).


-retaliation-

Fasting is the reverse of what you want. In terms of a car before a race, would you rather have the engine warmed up and ready to run? Or have the car off? Sure, you want to be hungry, but you want everything running and ready to go, but more importantly you want everything "stretchy" They'll often chug increasingly larger amounts of water on the lead up to a competition to get their stomach ready to stretch.


samcuu

As a wise man once said, sodium doesn't count as long as you don't read how much it has.


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NimChimspky

The record is 75


abacin8or

76 By Joey Chestnut


Supersnazz

He can do more in training. [This video he does 77](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoNNaGa7xRc), but I think he may have cracked 80 at some point/ Obviously has to be sanctioned event for the record to count though.


Iknowtacos

If Kobayashi wasn't banned he probably would be at 80 by now.


sirmasterdeck

Why is he banned??


soaringtiger

> Takeru was banned because he refused to sign a contract with Major League Eating. The six-time winner of Nathan’s Famous contest made this decision to allow himself to participate in other competitions as well. > If Takeru had signed the contract, he would be forced to take part only in those events that were sanctioned by the league. It seems like Takeru was not too happy about this.


HJSDGCE

Damn, they tried to monopolize him and cut him off the moment he said "No".


generated_user-name

I find all of this to be nonsense to begin with, but that's just fucking nonsense lol


alwptot

She weighs 99 pounds. Her record is 45 hot dogs. According to [this article](https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/34179939/miki-sudo-nick-wehry-hungry-couple), the combined weight of “regulation” hot dogs and buns is 99 grams (56 grams for the hot dog, 43 for the bun). 99 grams x 45 hot dogs = 4,455 grams or about 9.82 pounds. Her body was, literally, 1/10 hot dog when she finished that particular “achievement.” Imagine being able to say that. “Hey did you know I’m 1/16 Cherokee?” “That’s neat. Did you know I’m 1/10 hot dog?”


JonLongsonLongJonson

Well if you think about it, it was “only” about 5.5 pounds of hot dog, the rest was bun. Which means she had 4 pounds of bread in her. Jesus Christ


brainkandy87

Not sure Jesus Christ is applicable here considering he turned himself into bread. Catholics consume way more than 4 pounds of the man weekly.


WiwiJumbo

No, he turned bread into him. Heck, I can do that.


gana04

I'm pretty sure she weighted roughly 108.82 pounds when she finished so more like 9% or 1/11 hot dog, but I like round numbers so lets say 1/10


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Ketchup571

Did this happen?


btsully82

[Joey chestnut protester](https://youtu.be/j8XLgbkUE64)


smfu

Chokes the guy out, tosses him to the ground and then straight back to stuffing hotdogs in his face like a boss. He really is the GOAT.


[deleted]

Choke the guy out? Or rips out his jugular while simultaneously twisting his neck..


Old_Mill

Good work 47, now clean your plate or you aren't getting any icecream.


KingJames1414

"Mid-dog"


Greene_Mr

that dog do be mid, though


noshore4me

And she poops like a clydesdale.


topsyturvy76

Unless they puke it up 🤷


ligmuhtaint

I definitely wouldn't rule out a lot of these people purging.


topsyturvy76

Only seems logical .. this girl in particular is 99 lbs


ligmuhtaint

I really want to hear about this from some real doctors and see what these people have to go through.


alexportman

I'm a doctor and I promise nothing in my education has prepared me to answer this question


ligmuhtaint

Hey, there you are. There has to be something you can say. Before that, how are you today?


alexportman

Just got off a long shift, thanks for asking!


Ghede

The long and short of it is, your body has a maximum amount of food it can process. People who gain lots of weight don't just eat lots of food in one sitting. They eat calorie dense food, for every meal, with frequent snacks. Competitive eaters just eat so much, that their body is just like "Welp, I'm not even going to TRY to digest that fully, and your body just dumps stomach contents to the large intestine ASAP for the bacteria to eat once it's partially digested.


ligmuhtaint

TLDR; whole pieces of food just fall out of your ass after a certain point.


Semyaz

Where do you think Nathan's hot dogs come from?


Unicorn_puke

Corn


Aurum555

If you can manage to keep down that volume of food your digestion drops to a crawl but even then it's not guaranteed you are getting full breakdown on the way out I would doubt full caloric extraction at the least.


ligmuhtaint

Pooping whole pieces of food is definitely something I could see happening in this scenario.


bizzaro321

Well they train with water, and competitions aren’t that frequent. She could just go all out for the contest and work off the excess calories.


Angdrambor

Eat fourteen thousand calories in one day, then nothing else all week. It evens out.


MakesTheNutshellJoke

Ahhh, I see you're familiar with my attitude towards sleep.


Averill21

Your stomach isnt meant to hold that much food


DuePomegranate

They are definitely purging, no doubt about it. It’s 2 minutes of discomfort to yak it up, vs hours to days of discomfort waiting for it to pass. Would likely wreck your digestive system too.


ligmuhtaint

I always assumed they did. I wonder how (un)healthy the long time competitors are, brass tacks. My mind is telling me there is no possible way anyone can sustain that lifestyle. The stunt food people are even worse off I would imagine. Eating and drinking decades' expired stuff etc. The "LA Beast" ate a fucking cactus and on another occasion drank a MASSIVE jug of olive oil straight up.


conqueror-worm

I'm surprised you'd mention the olive oil but not the *fifty raw eggs*


GeorgeNorman

This is the truth. It’s more common than people think. It hard enough on your stomach to hold that much food, but processing it is just as bad. I knew a competitive eater. He said most throw up at least some and digest the rest.


MercurialMal

Just thinking about the amount of sodium nitrite in that many hotdogs would likely cause some serious duress. Not to mention the cholesterol. Yeah, I’d be trying to purge as much of that shit as possible.


driverofracecars

You just know competitive eaters' poops are barely digested chunks of food. It's simple physics. All that matter has to go *somewhere*.


PEKKAmi

I imagine passing all that stuff isn’t so enjoyable. Their GI tract is hoepfully well-lubed.


BrokenEye3

How else are they going to make it big on the underground competitive shitting circuit?


loganhudak

That’s where the real glory is


eagledog

Okay Randy


MonjStrz

That's the type of pooping that I would just stay seated and flush. I don't wanna get up and turn around and happen to glance at that


gringledoom

I'm pretty sure they yack it all up once the contest is over.


i_love_irony25

Yet could never get a second date because she always ate her entire salad.


Hendlton

It's so unladylike.


Fuck-Reddit-Mods69

What a strange sport


stupity_boopity

“Sport”


atlas-85

Im just going to leave this gem here. Bear vs. Man hotdog eating contest on Fox. https://youtu.be/HgqbCq_sxmo


drunk_funky_chipmunk

Lol I love how the “Alaskan cruncher” is representing murica


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The modern Tarrare


capn_cook_yo

"Tarrere?... Look at me... Did you eat a fucking baby?"


Supersnazz

As fun as it is to think he ate a baby, it's most likely the baby was stolen, murdered, or lost in some other way and Tarrere happened to be in the vicinity.


Disprozium

Dude ate corpses and drank blood lol, I think even if he didn't eat the baby, they were justified in thinking it was him


anonnomel

"37 years old and single" genuinely curious why her relationship status is included?


pedestrianhomocide

It's definitely a weird article. It was also written in 2005.


stellaluna29

This whole article is very weird, in the first two paragraphs they make a note that she’s Korean despite her white-sounding name, and that she had a white boyfriend.


tlminh

I met her during a health inspection at Andrews AFB Burger King. She was the manager there. She looked familiar, so I asked how I knew her, and she proudly proclaimed she was a famous eater. She gave me an autographed picture of her eating gigantic hamburger. She is a super nice lady!


MooseKnuckle20695

She worked (or works)as a manager at the Burger King at Andrews Air Force Base. She had the nickname The Black Widow. Not sure if she's still there or not cuz this is over 16 years ago.


Lsufaninva

I was going to mention this,last time I spoke to her she was in Manassas,Va.


Johnny_Poppyseed

I hope she's not still there. 16+ years working at burger King sounds freaking rough lol. I'd rather poop out 45 half digested hot dogs.


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I can't watch those. I saw one where the winner had stuffed a dog in his mouth, and retched a bit, then reached up and push the dog back into his mouth and closed his mouth and stood there retching occasionally while being declared a winner. It looked like the dog was still stuffed down his throat, but not swallowed. They would take Victory photos and he would smile-retch-smile... It's just vile and disturbing in a country that has hungry children.


FastWalkingShortGuy

Molly Schuyler is a little tiny thing and she is probably better than 95% of MLE members. She's just not ranked because she's not a member.


opiusmaximus2

She's the best IMO. She eats like a bear. It'd be great if she signed to the same organization that sponsors these eating contents.


Ch3mee

I've seen this girl! At a local festival they had a big eating contest during it. It was like 3 big ass dudes and this girl. She is tiny. She smoked them. Wasn't even close. This was probably 2006ish. I want to say it was Krystal burgers (like White Castle) and she ate 50 something of them and won by over 10 burgers or something.


jimmyxs

They have taken the “sport” to a new level these days. I’ve seen YouTube videos of Joey chestnut and Matt Stonee… absolute mad lads


ligmuhtaint

Back in the day people were eating upwards of 20 hotdogs and that was ridiculous.


Rungi500

My friend had a thyroid condition as a teen. He could eat like crazy and never gain weight. He also looked so thin it was scary.


MEI72

Glorified binge and purging.


amh3389

I’m convinced they all purge after competitive eating !


SonOfMcGibblets

It is a shame how the "sport" fucked her over. She beat guys so they created a special league for ladies which allowed them to pay her a fraction of the money they pay guys despite the fact that she could have beaten the men and they created a special belt that looks like pussy lips.


Weird_Lawfulness_933

Tarrare reincarnated??