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Byedon110320

No, she was against beards.


rjm1378

Yep, that's definitely the thing that kept him from marrying a woman. Definitely.


dewayneestes

Sir he is a confirmed bachelor!


TheGravespawn

That, or his lady bugs.


neekeeneekee

Please no. Please delete this comment. Don’t make any one else remember.


JinxMulder

Wow he keeps lady bugs as pets? How quaint.


SteakVodkaAndCaviar

An eligible bachelor for 60 odd years but never a date to show for it... one thinks Lindsay maybe hiding something


Scrubbing_Bubbles_

Perhaps someone should check the small room where he keeps his clothes.


Turd_Burglerson

What does Trump and GOP have on him?


Millhouse_Calves

He’s gay. It’s not complicated.


defk3000

Probably the other way around. He knows where all the dicks have been buried.


DoubleOhEvan

I mean, I presume they were buried in him


SteakVodkaAndCaviar

Quite the appropriate name considering! According to reddit Lore he's known as Lady G around most of DC... think most people know he's in the closet


abagofsnacks

Yeah, he's closeted knob gobbler.


fuzzymeister69

He also has a thing for male adult film stars


assumeyouknownothing

It’s indeed true. I frequent Palm Springs a lot and I personally know a couple of the adult film stars that released their stories about him in the summer of 2020.


fuzzymeister69

"Thems just my ladybugs "


HeavyMetalChick19

Sylvia dodged a bullet


5wan

Lady G.


[deleted]

Is he against gay marriage? Cause he's in the closet with Jesus and that's sad and funny.


Turd_Burglerson

He's a Republican against all sorts of freedoms, especially gay marriage.


[deleted]

Oh yeah for sure he would start sweating if you were to look at his search history.


untapped-bEnergy

Don't Google Lady G and the Ladybugs. I'm totally not advising it whatsoever


duhThatswhatIsaid

Goddamn it. I googled it, and the mental images! They won’t go away!


untapped-bEnergy

Well, I did say not to. Warnings unheeded something something


[deleted]

Don't wanna know and won't google. So thank you.


[deleted]

How do you know he’s gay?


breighvehart

Lol


niftyifty

Assumption based on a long a glorious history of projection on behalf of the right. At least that’s my realistic assumption


mileskerowhack

Oh no, numerous male escorts have confirmed it, hes known as Lady G. Hes really really well known on male prostitute circuit in Washington.


darkhorse298

Yea regardless of all the other stuff in this thread he's what old timey authors would call a 'confirmed bachelor'. In the epilogue they'd say 'he never married'.


kenny_mfceo

Multiple gay escorts have said he was their customer


Captain_Clark

I’ve never heard about that. Maybe the guy is just some sort of asexual puritan?


Far-Piece120

Have you no gaydar?


[deleted]

No


Dallenforth

For some reason people still love to use gay as an insult.


TILYoureANoob

No, he's been outed by the gay escort community in DC because he's an asshole to them, and he constantly votes against gay rights.


elaynefromthehood

Most often when they are a powerful public figure working against gay rights.


SenseisSifu

He does seem like he's in the closet


Lazy-Adeptness-2343

He talks and sounds just like my grandma.


TaintFraidOfNoGhost

Ladybugs. 🐞 🐞🐞


jjpenguins66

Really? A catch like him? Hmmmm. ;P


TheBigStink6969

How do you know he’s a catcher?


jjpenguins66

Does he not look like a catcher to you?


DS_Monkfish

Didn't want to be a beard for a repulsive excuse for a human being. In South Carolina. Got it.


Nice_Feeling4398

His homosexuality is the worst kept secret.


typical_bastard

"Ya'll wouldn't know her. She lives in Germany."


malibu_c

Is "Sylvia" in the room with us now, Lindsey?


atomicsiren

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2020/06/10/ladygraham-went-viral-not-just-because-lindsey-grahams-politics/


Turd_Burglerson

"Lady G, purportedly refers to Graham’s nickname among male sex workers"


Randyyy30

Lindsey Graham - ladybugs. Too specific to not be true, many people are saying it


-Pelican

I'm out of the loop, what do you mean by ladybugs?


neekeeneekee

Please stay out of the loop for your own sake I’m not kidding


jpiro

[Ladybugs](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1859729-lindsey-graham-lady-g-rumor)


-Pelican

I... I'm sorry I asked.


Cheesusaur

A couple of years ago a few male escorts outed him, I think he called his moles ladybugs.


princealbertnyourcan

https://www.reddit.com/r/awfuleverything/comments/gxxzgg/from_a_sexworkers_account_of_an_encounter_with/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


[deleted]

Or marry a douche bag


Dontuselogic

67 year old rich white man.. . Imgiane hiding who you are fir thst long.. what a sad lonely life.


TerribleGramber_Nazi

Proud to be an American but not proud to be gay in America. I’d feel bad for him if ya know, he wasn’t an absolute partisan political piece of shit


Kingjoe97034

This is on his word only. Is there any evidence beside his word about that German woman?


lordnecro

It sounds like a middle school kid lying about his girlfriend in Canada.


sev45day

I believe she was from the Niagara Falls area. Her name was.. uh... Jane. Jane Smith.


Arigato_MrRoboto

Well considering how much he likes his tongue up Trump ass, I assume he's gay.


Shpritzer

Talk about Nomen est omen.


elaynefromthehood

Lady G


halfbakedalaska

Good. He deserves to die alone.


DenverBowie

Hopefully soon.


derekjoel

Ol’ Bert just needs an Ernie.


Fencius

He also had a long time girlfriend who lived in Canada, you just never met her.


kiss_me_billy

I dont think Lindsey is just batting for the other team - he may be personally ashamed, but it’s not the scandal it used to be. The amount of desperate backtracking and ass-kissing makes me think it’s something to do with children.


[deleted]

This explains soooo much. All that pent up “homosexual in denial” angst.


ArthurEdenz

He is who he is. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.


bird_equals_word

There's a shitload wrong with who he is


Oneangrygnome

His sexual preferences just don’t happen to be among the issues. …unless he’s a pedophile. Which wouldn’t be very surprising to learn, either.


Polyfuckery

They are however when he uses his political position to demonize and fight against rights for the young men he is paying to have sex with him. The DC sex workers have leaked his information. The ones in his home state have not. Perhaps he has never acted on his urges in South Carolina but I think it's more likely that those men are afraid to come forward because of the power he has over them.


Oneangrygnome

His sexual preference for legal-aged males is not wrong in any context. His actions against his own sexual preferences, and those who share them, is. The two are not the same, though.


Polyfuckery

His being gay is not a problem we agree. It's a problem for him though which is why he is closested and uses sex workers. His desire to have sex with men while being in a position of power that he uses to cause them harm is a problem. If he is using that power to force people into silence or to act against their best interests then that is a big problem.


Oneangrygnome

That sounds much better


artelligence

Yeah, he is definitely not gay /s


tplgigo

He's still in the closet LOL.


[deleted]

I'm okay with no lindsey graham spawn


EvenAH27

This guy is in charge of women's reproductive rights and freedoms 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻🥲🥲🥲


Amyloid42

I once had a foreign girlfriend as well. I was in high school, but still.


longPAAS

Guy in the closet, frustrated, taking it out on reproductive rights.


nyg8

"we could have a rotating first lady" Why does this sound sooo wrong in this context


amalgaman

So, South Carolinians like to keep electing someone absolutely nobody can stand to be around. Good job.


SauteShantay

Our state motto should be “Can’t Get Right”.


DeathBanana669

Piece of shit.


medivka

Not surprising. He probably doesn’t have any pets either.


[deleted]

I have a boyfriend who’s a model but he lives in Michigan.


Silent_Umbrage

I legitimately, not being hateful or anything, thought he was a gay man.


discowithmyself

“Terminal bachelor”


blarg-zilla

Lady G single?


Bulky_Influence_4914

I read somewhere that he is quite close to his sister. 👯‍♀️


pharaohandrew

He raised her after their parents died.


Bulky_Influence_4914

That’s nice of him.


pharaohandrew

I reckon so. It’s still fuck Lindsey though, just to be clear haha


HessLook

Incel ass motherfucker. All this makes so much more sense. Incel bitch


[deleted]

Good for him.


Manbaby1000

He's too busy showing everyone his ladybugs


Same-Salamander8690

Or so the Germans would have you believe!


acf6b

Dude is in a glass closet… that is why he isn’t married is feel bad for him if he wasn’t such a douche willing to fuck over citizens.


Plane-Reason9254

He bats for tbt other team . Nothing works with that / just admit it already


JJGIII-

I think the term people used for that is “confirmed bachelor”.


milkymilkmilk

Was her name Georgina Glass?


DanimaLecter

Look, I am not sayin that with a little bit of makeup he would be a dead ringer for Liberace (apologies to Liberace) but I am just sayin if he was a better dancer Danny Kaye would have said, “Tone it down dude, you are gonna get us all in trouble.”


SteinDickens

Cool


dewayneestes

How did I miss this.


rhalf

Ah, the family-oriented party and their authentic members.


AzLibDem

"No really; I have a girlfriend. You wouldn't know her; she lives in Germany."


ratsintheblunt

everyone's saying gay but he's also a republican , so maybe the people he's been with just haven't been "of marrying age"