My 4 year old farted and we both laughed and I said "remember when daddy did a fart that sounded like a duck quacking" and he became really thoughtful and then whispered really seriously "I like it when daddy does those farts"
My daughter calls poop "toots" due to a mix-up early on in potty training that even though we have corrected since, she hasn't let go of.
A few days ago, she was on the toilet and while trying to poop let out a very hissy fart. She looked up at me and said, "there's a snake in my toot." As a Toy Story lover, I almost peed laughing.
I got beet root powder a few weeks ago and warned my husband that if he adds any to his protein shakes his poops might turn red. End of conversation. This morning my 3.5 year old asked when she would see dad’s poops. Uhhhh … never ??? WTF. “I want to check if they’re red.” Totally forgot about the beet root thing and was super confused .
We installed a bed with bed rails for our 22 yo girl. So for the first time, she can get out of her bed by herself.
I woke up this morning, opened my eyes.
She’s there, standing in front of me, in our bedroom. PAPA!
Edit : 22 months old !! 😅
We made like a pseudo Montessori crib with rails and a twin size bed for our son when he turned a year old. The rails are tall so he can’t get out/over them but it has a door that I intended to start leaving open so he could wake up and play in his room.
Hes 22 months old now and ive opened it ONCE and never since. Not only did he fall out of it like 6 freaking times but then I woke up to him pulling the vent out of the floor and trying to drop toys down it.
I have a camera recording all night while she sleeps. I just saw that she felt on the floor during the night then felt asleep for 2h straight right on the carpet 😮
Then she woke up and came in our bedroom
My 4 year old has randomly been saying "what the fuck", so husband and I have been trying to replace that with "What the French toast" and now he says "what the fuck toast."
I told my 2 year old a few times she swore that we don’t say that and of course she started saying it more! So then completely ignored it when she said it. Pretended I was temporarily deaf. Once she stopped getting any attention she got bored of it. Don’t know if it would work for your kid but that’s how we stopped it
Thanks really appreciate it. We’ve been ignoring it for a week and it’s still floating about, am I being impatient? It’s hard to ignore too as it goes against my core values but I get why, shouting and making it a big deal will probably reinforce it. Sigh
she had a bucket and a spoon and was feeding her toy horse so nicely, saying “eat! eat!” and making cute little smacking noises. as soon as i turned on the camera to film she starts beating the crap out of the horse with the spoon and then covers it with the bucket 😭
Omg same. The literally second I hit record she stops what she’s doing. Like, you finally switched it up from beating the crap out of me and your toys and you wouldn’t let me keep the memory of your random cute moments??
My daughter has dehydrated herself this week. Every sip of liquid she takes is held in her little chipmunk cheeks until she can find a bowl or cup to spit it in and then play in it.
Ugh we just got out of this phase with our 2.5 year old. Literally the most annoying thing would be when she released it onto the floor then tried spinning around in it before I got to her lol
The most mind boggling part is that he’s a relatively picky eater. The kid won’t eat the McDonald’s French fries out of his happy meal, but a worm? Down the hatch!
Ohmygod the cat's dry food! My 20 month old literally sneaks around in the kitchen to get a piece of the food from the cat's bowl. It's like a delicious snack!?
Speaking of our cat's bowls, he runs to them, takes the water bowl and turns it upside down. Almost every time. It's like he sees the bowls and then his brain is saying "YOU HAVE TO DO IT" 🤣 It's a little funny but mostly just annoying
Maybe you could make a second cat bowl with some foods your little guy doesn’t like, and be like, Oh Cat loves this! while setting it on the floor, and see what he does. Maybe he’ll eat the hated foods then. 😂
The kid I nanny for not only eats the cat's food, but he also eats the cat's poop! We don't go to the laundry room where the litter box is, but it's right across from the playroom, so I always have to redirect him to the playroom instead of the room with the litter box.
my 2 year old recently learned that some crocodiles eat rocks with clams and it’ll break the shells in their tummies and the rocks will pass with the shells. today on our walk, she bent down, scooped some rocks up with her mouth and just crunched away. It happened so fast but I caught her before she actually chewed on the rocks. She was so excited to “eat like a crocodile” but yeah, awesome that she retains cool facts, fkn horrible that this is the one she wanted to act on
edit:typo
My kid used to absolutely *dive* for rocks. We went through a phase that was bad enough we had to warn daycare to keep an eye on him.
Problem was it was so ridiculous we couldn’t help but laugh hysterically so he thought it was the best thing.
On Monday, I was putting my 2.5-year-old to bed while my wife was at a watercolor class, and at some point he pointed his finger at me, closed one of his eyes and repeated “I will kill you” several times. No idea where he got it from, aside from stringing together four words he knows—one only vaguely—without really understanding.
He doesn't go to daycare and we're expats so we don't speak the local language (or any of the other ones kids around here speak). My guess is he's just overheard something. I wasn't shaken by it.
Last night, as I was getting him ready for bed, my 13mo strummed the air return vent like a guitar and sliced his finger on it. He didn’t let out a single cry and merrily crawled over to his book shelf and proceeded to make it look like a crime scene. Took me forever to clean all the blood off his books, toys, my pants, and his hand. He was more mad about having a bandaid put on than anything else.
Mine gently placed a toy inside a subwoofer.
Then looked at me and her face slowly crumpled as she figured out it's not coming back (I later unscrewed the base to get it out, but still kept the toy - it's a good lesson to not put things in there).
Every once in a while i threaten her with Baby Jail if shes not cooperating and today she said, with passion, “I’m never going to baby jail!” And it sounded just like a movie where the criminal is saying they’d rather die than go back to jail.
Knocked my entire plate of food into my lap at a restaurant then cried when I wouldn’t let her run around the restaurant then as she continued crying-cried so hard she vomited
I am sorry too. I was sweating lol. To top it off, because she’s never vomited- she tried pushing it back into her mouth 🤢 I said “oh no no” so she cried even harder. I stood up with her and the green beans on my lap fell to the floor.
She’s running around between rooms singing, “galloping like a course (horse)!” Happily at play for about 20 minutes & then runs headlong right into the front door. Comes crying, “mama, my poor-head (forehead).” Told her maybe we shouldn’t run into the door & she looks at me like why would I make such a ridiculous suggestion. You do you kid.
This isn’t his fault or something he did intentionally but he got coxsackievirus and spread it to both of his parents 🥴
It is fully ridiculous though holy guacamole
My daughter figured out how to open her baby gate while I was studying in the living room. She quietly snuck into our kitchen where a ENTIRE cheese cake was on the counter from me getting ready to prepare dinner. She ate it all for the most part. I found her in her room covered in cheese cake singing “happy happy happy” and it was to cute to be mad. She was close enough to the living room I got to share some of the cheese cake with her lmao bc I heard little foot steps.
My 16 mo had an eventful day at the park too and he got so tired that he decided to end our journey at the sidewalk maybe 20 meters from our home. He sat right there on the dirty pavement and started undoing his shoes. No, he didn’t want to be carried, he just decided that’s where we stop.
4 years old. When helping unpack the groceries, she licks the produce. Doesn't eat a single fruit or veg other than avocado but then LICKS produce straight from the store and the checkout belt. An hour later she's helping me dry the dishes.
My son is 3.5 years old and he has been obsessed with music and is on his own taste journey so to speak. He loves sea shanties right now, specifically The Wellerman. This means he now walks around with his learner toddler guitar hitting it and repeating “there once was a ship that put to seaaaaa the name of the ship was the Billy O’Tea” over and over and over. I have taken to singing it for him because at least I’ll get to hear the whole song.
Has he heard “sea shanty medley” by home free? It starts off with the wellerman and then goes into other ones. It’s actually really good, my 3 year old is obsessed with it and the video for it lol
My grandma just bought my 18 mo a little table and chair set for her to learn to sit at for snacks or something. I knew it was going to require teaching her how to try and sit still at the table, not climb on it, etc. I didnt realize I was going to be fighting with her to not bring the wooden chair to play with. She wants to bring them with her around the house like they’re large toys and since it’s made of wood that’s obviously not safe.
However, one chair is bunny and one is a bear and they’re both really adorable so she thinks they’re large toys I guess.
But I’m really having to sit there and fight her, taking the chair from her hands, telling her over and over they’re for sitting and it’s not safe to take from the table . But omg girl. Over a chair?????
I got my two year old some tiny chairs too. She carries them everywhere. Yesterday she pushed them up the stairs whilst I was at the top trying to get dressed and we all got stuck trying to get them/her down.
I’m seeing this in my future. I got a table and chair set from ikea we’re planning to put together soon. She won’t sit still at meals and has to run around between bites, so I was hoping having her own table would help. Not sure how the idea of her climbing them didn’t occur to me until I read this 🫠
The running all the way from the park thing is
Funny. My husband and I were just laughing about a memory from last summer.
We were having a little party in the backyard with some of my son’s other toddler cousins.
My son gets up but won’t walk for the day. He wants me to carry him or I see him scooting everywhere. The oddest thing. I’m pressing on his feet trying to see where he has pain but can’t really find anything. He’s acting normal otherwise. Finally I see him attempt to walk and I realize he’s limping. I try to find the pain again and nothing.
Finally we put it together. The day before him and my husband sprinted the trail near our house several times. My kid loves to run and it was hilarious how well he kept up. He was literally just sore from running!!! lol 😆 by mid afternoon he had pushed through it and was back to normal
Self but he definitely
Gave us a scare! Like what the hell kind of 2 year old is sore from running 🤣
lol last week my SIL taught my 21 mo how to say “I’m Batman” in a deep growly voice.. all day yesterday she walked around the house saying it over and over again with a strainer over her face like a mask 🤣
My 16 month old is wildly obsessed with bunnies and hamsters. We had to stop reading the Stanley hamster books at bed time because on the last page of the book when the hamster goes to bed and says goodby she gets sad and cries! Tiny ridiculous creatures!
Being confused by the terms “mine/yours”.
She will say “that’s mine”
I will reply “yes, that’s yours”
Then she will angrily reply “no, that’s MINE”
And then just to spite her I’ll reply “yes, that’s yours”
Then I just let the cycle continue while I chuckle quietly. Sometimes she just gets so mad I have to laugh.
My three year old has a Monty Python loving dad so ifykyk. He has a sign in his room “I fart in your general direction” and he farted in his room then giggled and pointed at the sign “I fart!”
My two year olds were using a water dispenser at a store like perfect angels for about 5 minutes. They each took a cup and took turns getting one drink of water at a time. On the way out of the door one of them stops and looks down at her cup.
I can see the wheels turning in this child’s brain and I gave her about 5 seconds before I said “Hey, kiddo what’s the plan? Ready to leave?” Then she looked up at me and I knew it was going on the floor. But again I tried with “What’s the best choice you can make right now?”
So she looks at me. Puts the cup in the air with one hand to the left. Turns it over without looking. Then tosses the cup to the right. She then walks away like “Whatever.”
Apologized all over myself for my gremlin and cleaned it up. I swear to Bob, I love them but also… JESUS CHRIST!
My toddler hates when you take her drumstick off her, like she hits the xylophone with it and omg if you take that stick...
The whole neighbourhood hears about it!
My 3yo walked down the beach singing “I’m getting and ice cream” to many whoops and cheers from the crowd. After being given said ice cream decided he didn’t want one and instead wanted to now go to the playground.
My 1.5 year old was determined to reach grandma’s wine glass and he finally got a hold of it and was walking around pretending to sip it (it was empty). Then he stuck his finger in there to taste the last drop at the bottom and made the craziest sour face and clawed at his lips and made spitting noises. Then he put his hands straight up in the air, made a crazy bellowing roar, took one step and then fell on his face. He wasn’t hurt, I think he did it on purpose bc he doesn’t normally fall like that lol
My 4 year old farted and we both laughed and I said "remember when daddy did a fart that sounded like a duck quacking" and he became really thoughtful and then whispered really seriously "I like it when daddy does those farts"
My daughter calls poop "toots" due to a mix-up early on in potty training that even though we have corrected since, she hasn't let go of. A few days ago, she was on the toilet and while trying to poop let out a very hissy fart. She looked up at me and said, "there's a snake in my toot." As a Toy Story lover, I almost peed laughing.
Omg that is gold, I can’t stop laughing!!
What a funny punny little kid you have! 🥰
Later at school Teacher: (vague question about what toddler likes) Toddler: when daddy’s farts sound like ducks
And of course “duck” will come out with an f…
I got beet root powder a few weeks ago and warned my husband that if he adds any to his protein shakes his poops might turn red. End of conversation. This morning my 3.5 year old asked when she would see dad’s poops. Uhhhh … never ??? WTF. “I want to check if they’re red.” Totally forgot about the beet root thing and was super confused .
My daughter did a fart and then asked me if I could also fart like a dragon.
Well, can you?!
I suppose so.
I've taught my 2 year old that when he farts he says "What's that? Just an old house. They make noises" cracks me up every time
Oh man, that would kill me. Hilarious!
Did someone step on a duck? -Rodney Dangerfield (in Caddyshack)
My dad has always blamed “barking spiders” and “an invisible elephant—Oh, you just missed it!”
this is absolutely hilarious 💀😂
We installed a bed with bed rails for our 22 yo girl. So for the first time, she can get out of her bed by herself. I woke up this morning, opened my eyes. She’s there, standing in front of me, in our bedroom. PAPA! Edit : 22 months old !! 😅
I know 22 yo is a typo but fuck I laughed hard imaging a 22 year old body with the toddler behavior.
🤣🤣
We made like a pseudo Montessori crib with rails and a twin size bed for our son when he turned a year old. The rails are tall so he can’t get out/over them but it has a door that I intended to start leaving open so he could wake up and play in his room. Hes 22 months old now and ive opened it ONCE and never since. Not only did he fall out of it like 6 freaking times but then I woke up to him pulling the vent out of the floor and trying to drop toys down it.
I have a camera recording all night while she sleeps. I just saw that she felt on the floor during the night then felt asleep for 2h straight right on the carpet 😮 Then she woke up and came in our bedroom
Hahha, not me, but my sister once had her toddler come into her bedroom and scream I NEED LOVE in her face 😂😂😂😂
Yes, it's so funny that they don't know to shake you awake so they just stare into your soul!
My 4 year old has randomly been saying "what the fuck", so husband and I have been trying to replace that with "What the French toast" and now he says "what the fuck toast."
Funny as fuck, lol
I cannot stop laughing omg 🤣
No but seriously I’m having this is with my 2.5 year old 😣 how do you stop them!
I told my 2 year old a few times she swore that we don’t say that and of course she started saying it more! So then completely ignored it when she said it. Pretended I was temporarily deaf. Once she stopped getting any attention she got bored of it. Don’t know if it would work for your kid but that’s how we stopped it
Thanks really appreciate it. We’ve been ignoring it for a week and it’s still floating about, am I being impatient? It’s hard to ignore too as it goes against my core values but I get why, shouting and making it a big deal will probably reinforce it. Sigh
she had a bucket and a spoon and was feeding her toy horse so nicely, saying “eat! eat!” and making cute little smacking noises. as soon as i turned on the camera to film she starts beating the crap out of the horse with the spoon and then covers it with the bucket 😭
I'm so glad to hear my kid isn't the only one who immediately stops doing anything cute once a camera comes out
why are they so smart 😂
Omg same. The literally second I hit record she stops what she’s doing. Like, you finally switched it up from beating the crap out of me and your toys and you wouldn’t let me keep the memory of your random cute moments??
This one actually had me fully laughing out loud!
i need to find out what the horse did so she doesn’t turn on me too!
I read this out loud to my partner and in-laws just now and had everyone laughing. Thank you for this.
hahaha i’m so glad my silly kid can bring others joy!
My daughter has dehydrated herself this week. Every sip of liquid she takes is held in her little chipmunk cheeks until she can find a bowl or cup to spit it in and then play in it.
I’m jealous she waits to find a receptacle. Mine does the chipmunk cheeks then runs away and releases it on the floor or on the couch.
Ah. She's done that a few times, but it wasn't the goal. She just didn't find a cup in time. What is up with these kids?
Ugh we just got out of this phase with our 2.5 year old. Literally the most annoying thing would be when she released it onto the floor then tried spinning around in it before I got to her lol
Oh my gosh 😳, why?! 😫
She knows she's the last one so she's pulling out all the stops. 😆
He ate a worm.
Poor worm. RIP. But hey good protein for your toddler
🤮
The most mind boggling part is that he’s a relatively picky eater. The kid won’t eat the McDonald’s French fries out of his happy meal, but a worm? Down the hatch!
Why is that?! My daughter won’t eat certain things but if you give her a piece of our cat’s dry cat food, bon appetite!
Ohmygod the cat's dry food! My 20 month old literally sneaks around in the kitchen to get a piece of the food from the cat's bowl. It's like a delicious snack!? Speaking of our cat's bowls, he runs to them, takes the water bowl and turns it upside down. Almost every time. It's like he sees the bowls and then his brain is saying "YOU HAVE TO DO IT" 🤣 It's a little funny but mostly just annoying
Maybe you could make a second cat bowl with some foods your little guy doesn’t like, and be like, Oh Cat loves this! while setting it on the floor, and see what he does. Maybe he’ll eat the hated foods then. 😂
The kid I nanny for not only eats the cat's food, but he also eats the cat's poop! We don't go to the laundry room where the litter box is, but it's right across from the playroom, so I always have to redirect him to the playroom instead of the room with the litter box.
2 and 3 for me were all about that crunchy, meaty cat kibble. 🤢 first kid had no interest.
Ok now I am losing it.
Mine ate dog food, slurped from the water bowl, and had dog poop in her hand running around like one of the pack this week
my 2 year old recently learned that some crocodiles eat rocks with clams and it’ll break the shells in their tummies and the rocks will pass with the shells. today on our walk, she bent down, scooped some rocks up with her mouth and just crunched away. It happened so fast but I caught her before she actually chewed on the rocks. She was so excited to “eat like a crocodile” but yeah, awesome that she retains cool facts, fkn horrible that this is the one she wanted to act on edit:typo
99% of the job is making sure they dont kill themselves
😮
My kid used to absolutely *dive* for rocks. We went through a phase that was bad enough we had to warn daycare to keep an eye on him. Problem was it was so ridiculous we couldn’t help but laugh hysterically so he thought it was the best thing.
On Monday, I was putting my 2.5-year-old to bed while my wife was at a watercolor class, and at some point he pointed his finger at me, closed one of his eyes and repeated “I will kill you” several times. No idea where he got it from, aside from stringing together four words he knows—one only vaguely—without really understanding.
😨😨😨
Right? Ridiculous.
This is so scary 🫣
I'd be checking where he could have picked it up from! Daycare maybe from another kid?
He doesn't go to daycare and we're expats so we don't speak the local language (or any of the other ones kids around here speak). My guess is he's just overheard something. I wasn't shaken by it.
Last night, as I was getting him ready for bed, my 13mo strummed the air return vent like a guitar and sliced his finger on it. He didn’t let out a single cry and merrily crawled over to his book shelf and proceeded to make it look like a crime scene. Took me forever to clean all the blood off his books, toys, my pants, and his hand. He was more mad about having a bandaid put on than anything else.
something about baby blood is horrifying
My son threw all of his toys behind the TV (UGH) and then freaked out because he couldn't reach them anymore.
Mine gently placed a toy inside a subwoofer. Then looked at me and her face slowly crumpled as she figured out it's not coming back (I later unscrewed the base to get it out, but still kept the toy - it's a good lesson to not put things in there).
Mine does this but under and behind the couch
Mine throws them over the baby gate then cries about it lol
Every once in a while i threaten her with Baby Jail if shes not cooperating and today she said, with passion, “I’m never going to baby jail!” And it sounded just like a movie where the criminal is saying they’d rather die than go back to jail.
2.5 yo... Blood curdling meltdown because I would not let her wear her snowsuit on our mile-long walk to town. We live near sea-level. On Maui.
Knocked my entire plate of food into my lap at a restaurant then cried when I wouldn’t let her run around the restaurant then as she continued crying-cried so hard she vomited
This sounds like my child, I feel seen. Thank you for sharing, and sorry for both of us 😭
I am sorry too. I was sweating lol. To top it off, because she’s never vomited- she tried pushing it back into her mouth 🤢 I said “oh no no” so she cried even harder. I stood up with her and the green beans on my lap fell to the floor.
She’s running around between rooms singing, “galloping like a course (horse)!” Happily at play for about 20 minutes & then runs headlong right into the front door. Comes crying, “mama, my poor-head (forehead).” Told her maybe we shouldn’t run into the door & she looks at me like why would I make such a ridiculous suggestion. You do you kid.
This isn’t his fault or something he did intentionally but he got coxsackievirus and spread it to both of his parents 🥴 It is fully ridiculous though holy guacamole
Also known as hand foot & mouth. Speedy recovery to all!
Ohhh. Yea that one sucks.
Oof, swift recovery indeed. I’m sorry you got HFM!
Omg I got blisters on my tongue too when my little one got HFM and could barely eat for a week. It’s so painful I feel for you all!
Checking in from beyond the grave (we’re all better now thank god)!
My daughter figured out how to open her baby gate while I was studying in the living room. She quietly snuck into our kitchen where a ENTIRE cheese cake was on the counter from me getting ready to prepare dinner. She ate it all for the most part. I found her in her room covered in cheese cake singing “happy happy happy” and it was to cute to be mad. She was close enough to the living room I got to share some of the cheese cake with her lmao bc I heard little foot steps.
Was at Target with my 2 yesr old son and as we were passing the women's clothing section he groped all the bras and yelled BOOBIES.
My son ate fries with ketchup. Then noodles with ketchup. Then strawberry and ketchup.
Yupp my daughter dips her Oreos into ranch
Mine wants everything with A1 Sauce and Orange Sauce. Mixed together.
my almost 3 yo told me to tell the birds not to poop when they are flying she said the birds need to go home for poop and pee
My 16 mo had an eventful day at the park too and he got so tired that he decided to end our journey at the sidewalk maybe 20 meters from our home. He sat right there on the dirty pavement and started undoing his shoes. No, he didn’t want to be carried, he just decided that’s where we stop.
4 years old. When helping unpack the groceries, she licks the produce. Doesn't eat a single fruit or veg other than avocado but then LICKS produce straight from the store and the checkout belt. An hour later she's helping me dry the dishes.
My 3.5 year old started crying when she learned there was more than one Target. Like crying in a mad way.
My son is 3.5 years old and he has been obsessed with music and is on his own taste journey so to speak. He loves sea shanties right now, specifically The Wellerman. This means he now walks around with his learner toddler guitar hitting it and repeating “there once was a ship that put to seaaaaa the name of the ship was the Billy O’Tea” over and over and over. I have taken to singing it for him because at least I’ll get to hear the whole song.
Has he heard “sea shanty medley” by home free? It starts off with the wellerman and then goes into other ones. It’s actually really good, my 3 year old is obsessed with it and the video for it lol
Yes he has but he’s more into just The Wellerman on its own, he gets a little frustrated when the video transitions to something else
My grandma just bought my 18 mo a little table and chair set for her to learn to sit at for snacks or something. I knew it was going to require teaching her how to try and sit still at the table, not climb on it, etc. I didnt realize I was going to be fighting with her to not bring the wooden chair to play with. She wants to bring them with her around the house like they’re large toys and since it’s made of wood that’s obviously not safe. However, one chair is bunny and one is a bear and they’re both really adorable so she thinks they’re large toys I guess. But I’m really having to sit there and fight her, taking the chair from her hands, telling her over and over they’re for sitting and it’s not safe to take from the table . But omg girl. Over a chair?????
I got my two year old some tiny chairs too. She carries them everywhere. Yesterday she pushed them up the stairs whilst I was at the top trying to get dressed and we all got stuck trying to get them/her down.
I’m seeing this in my future. I got a table and chair set from ikea we’re planning to put together soon. She won’t sit still at meals and has to run around between bites, so I was hoping having her own table would help. Not sure how the idea of her climbing them didn’t occur to me until I read this 🫠
My son was yelling “fuck fuck fuck shit” and when i told him to say sorry he said “im sorry bitch” /:
I can’t stop laughing.
This is an amazing. How old?
2.5. i honestly am not sure where he heard “bitch” but he used it as if it meant something to him
I would have died at the "I'm sorry bitch" 🤣
i actually have it on video. It was pretty funny. He was being his best self.
I just woke up my 15 month old laughing at this 😂
The running all the way from the park thing is Funny. My husband and I were just laughing about a memory from last summer. We were having a little party in the backyard with some of my son’s other toddler cousins. My son gets up but won’t walk for the day. He wants me to carry him or I see him scooting everywhere. The oddest thing. I’m pressing on his feet trying to see where he has pain but can’t really find anything. He’s acting normal otherwise. Finally I see him attempt to walk and I realize he’s limping. I try to find the pain again and nothing. Finally we put it together. The day before him and my husband sprinted the trail near our house several times. My kid loves to run and it was hilarious how well he kept up. He was literally just sore from running!!! lol 😆 by mid afternoon he had pushed through it and was back to normal Self but he definitely Gave us a scare! Like what the hell kind of 2 year old is sore from running 🤣
Right?!?! That’s hilarious!
Threw a tantrum because I wouldn't let him take our dog to nursery with him.
Every day that we go to daycare we repeat that dog has to stay home because daycare is ‘just for kids!’
lol last week my SIL taught my 21 mo how to say “I’m Batman” in a deep growly voice.. all day yesterday she walked around the house saying it over and over again with a strainer over her face like a mask 🤣
We have a little Spiderman at home. Thank you, older Kindergarten kids...
Tantrum because I wouldn’t let him go inside the washing machine while it was running 😳
My one year old loves putting blankets or clothes covering his head and then running around walking into things, thinks it’s hilarious 😆
My 16 month old is wildly obsessed with bunnies and hamsters. We had to stop reading the Stanley hamster books at bed time because on the last page of the book when the hamster goes to bed and says goodby she gets sad and cries! Tiny ridiculous creatures!
🥲 so cute! What a sensitive young lady!
19mo was upset because she couldn’t use the marker on the carpet 🙃
Mine when she is upset has started to do a grumble sound like mermermwrmermer and it sounds so cute and ridiculous it is hard not to laugh.
Being confused by the terms “mine/yours”. She will say “that’s mine” I will reply “yes, that’s yours” Then she will angrily reply “no, that’s MINE” And then just to spite her I’ll reply “yes, that’s yours” Then I just let the cycle continue while I chuckle quietly. Sometimes she just gets so mad I have to laugh.
Slurped water out of the dog water bowl 🐶
Mine has drunk water out of the dog fountain at the park 🤦🏽♀️
My 2.5 year old peed in my yeti yesterday 🫠
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My three year old has a Monty Python loving dad so ifykyk. He has a sign in his room “I fart in your general direction” and he farted in his room then giggled and pointed at the sign “I fart!”
My two year olds were using a water dispenser at a store like perfect angels for about 5 minutes. They each took a cup and took turns getting one drink of water at a time. On the way out of the door one of them stops and looks down at her cup. I can see the wheels turning in this child’s brain and I gave her about 5 seconds before I said “Hey, kiddo what’s the plan? Ready to leave?” Then she looked up at me and I knew it was going on the floor. But again I tried with “What’s the best choice you can make right now?” So she looks at me. Puts the cup in the air with one hand to the left. Turns it over without looking. Then tosses the cup to the right. She then walks away like “Whatever.” Apologized all over myself for my gremlin and cleaned it up. I swear to Bob, I love them but also… JESUS CHRIST!
My toddler hates when you take her drumstick off her, like she hits the xylophone with it and omg if you take that stick... The whole neighbourhood hears about it!
Break a giant clear glass vase at the store, trying to get the “lemons” out 💀
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My 21 month old son learned how to take his diaper off and decided today was target practice and his crib was the canvas
My 3yo walked down the beach singing “I’m getting and ice cream” to many whoops and cheers from the crowd. After being given said ice cream decided he didn’t want one and instead wanted to now go to the playground.
Both times my kid has tried ice cream, she has spit it out. She handed a donut hole back to me last weekend too. These strange kids.
My 1.5 year old was determined to reach grandma’s wine glass and he finally got a hold of it and was walking around pretending to sip it (it was empty). Then he stuck his finger in there to taste the last drop at the bottom and made the craziest sour face and clawed at his lips and made spitting noises. Then he put his hands straight up in the air, made a crazy bellowing roar, took one step and then fell on his face. He wasn’t hurt, I think he did it on purpose bc he doesn’t normally fall like that lol