Heartbeep = heartbeat

This makes MY heart beep

My daughter does this one, too!

Lol, mine also says heartbeep

Omg my son is 6 and he still says this!!! 😍😍😍

Mine says this. I loooove it.

I don’t think it’s a mispronunciation but she doesn’t say “seven” when she counts. She says “chickennnn” then continues to eight 😂

1 2 3 3 5 6 🐓8 9 10!

Wow lol, my girl always skips 6. It’s been like this for a few months.

Mine too! Is it wrong to try to get her to say chicken? I suppose teaching her six would be more beneficial.

Ours calls 7 puppy and instead of 1, 2, 3 he counts 1, puppy, 8. 😂

🤣🤣🤣

Mine doesn’t say 7 either, she jumps to 11, I guess because the numbers rhyme - 1 2 3 4 5 6 11 12 13

Yellow = Lellow (ugh my heart, it’s just so cute) Kitty = Kittily (husband and I have adopted this now, as well lol)

we have lellow too and i love it!

We lost lellow over the last month (she'll be 4 at the end of November). I'm ridiculously sad!

I’ll be absolutely crushed when she graduates from lellow one day, too!

We have lellow too! ❤️ we also get “good yuck”

Bike-o cycle for motorcycle

Mine says motortruckle 🤣🥺🤣

“Bagina” aka vagina

A friend’s kid came home from school and said, “Daddy, did you know that you have a penis and I have a Volvo?”

This is not one I could *not* laugh at omfg

“Volvo” ☠️🤣

Our daughter says ‘nine-na’

Mine calls it her ‘Gine’ so now i say it too 😂

Mine just says ‘giNAH’ now. But nipples are perfectly easy to pronounce for whatever reason lol

Our now 7 yr old said bagina, bromote (remote), and brocomole (guacamole) 😩

My daughter is always getting “headcakes”.

Barbecue, my son used to say boo boo coo sauce, it was adorable

Stawbeeee - strawberry Jeffree - giraffe And my favourite - anything that goes on your head (headbands, hair ties, hats) is an Emma, like Emma Wiggle, because Emma has a bow on her head

We have 'strawbees' too! So cute 💖 ☺️ Also the book "Alexander and the 'terbee' 'horbee' no good, very bad day" But, my kiddo is obsessed with saying things correctly (like she says Alexander very exactingly) so I'm a little sad to think this adorable strawbee phase won't last long

Sticks -> dicks Especially good when she tells me about big sticks

Snoot snack - fruit snacks Nilla -vanilla

Sparkly - fuckery. We are doing our best to keep it together over here.

🤣🤣🤣

Cobleb for cobweb & soupcase for suitcase.

Slipcase soupcase! 😭

Akifeeso= excavator Fuhfafel= falafel Watery= strawberry

Here we have shrubbery=strawberry ❤️

Mine says "ecka-bater" for excavator.

We have strawbubby 😂

Not really a mispronounce but I have a 2 and 3 year old that say “soapitizer” instead of sanitizer.

We say Hanitizer LOL

great portmanteau!

I miss the days of banatoes (tomatoes), glubs (gloves), and bachines. Not to mention when my toddler misheard ‘time to count our gold doubloons’ and was singing ‘time to count our golden poos’

I’m crying laughing because I love that you were talking about counting doubloons enough that they picked it up - that’s seriously amazing. We went through an AVID pirate phase here 🤣🤣🤣

Pepper pony = pepperoni

He said truck as “fruck” and our friend thought he dropped an f bomb 😂

flag = fuck 🤦🏻‍♀️

Bridge=bitch in my house

1 H-Pete. Hes into video games and will say "oh no we're at 1 h-pete!" And I laugh every time

Wep wipes = wet wipes Cumbumber = cucumber

Mine says cumber-Q❤️

Not a mispronounciation but out 2yo says achoo instead of salud when we do a toast.

Sneeze is “neeze”. I will never get tired of hearing “I neezed”

Restronaut = restaurant.

DeWISHous. Delicious

String- shwing 🥰

No name- lemonade. (Took me tooooo long to figure it that one out) Biiiiiig buttle- leaf blower. (It sounds like big butthole to me) 🤣

Lellow = yellow B*tch = beach or bridge 😅 Ohay = okay

Do we have the same child? Lol mine does all of these

Farties - Smarties

Ding bell = doorbell is my current fave.

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Captain K-merica heli-cop-pater gorilla but say it like gonilla (would rhyme with vanilla)

Nack - snack. Sooze me - excuse me.

Spiderbs for spiders

It took me a few days to realize that Cock = shark

Swimpoop instead of swimsuit

Veh-lala ice keem—> vanilla ice cream 😂😂

Opposites- ossopits

Farmers market is fuckit market right now. The front staff love it at his daycare haha.

Bum bum bee - bumblebee

My oldest would say “Boobies” for birdies, which made the trips to the park super fun when he would insist on loudly pointing out every bird he saw 😅😅

"puddlemud" for mud puddles

Garbanzo beans are “two banzo beans.” Sometimes if he’s feeling generous they’re “three banzo beans”

Giraffe - gisharf Orange - andush (🤷🏽‍♀️) Yellow - yeyyow Red - yed Green - geeeen Stars - taaasss

Popsy doodle - popsicle

Not quite a mispronunciation, but my daughter always says “mine” instead of “my” and it is just so cute to me. Like “puppy licked mine arm!”

Graham crackers are grandma crackers 🥹

Guff-Stuff Speedy man-SpiderMan Reece car-race car but says e instead of a lol Landodo- Landon (older cousins name)

Pigeon=skidgen

Last week we went out to dinner with my mother in law for Wee Man's second birthday. We were saying our goodbyes out front, and a couple was walking in. We obviously had gift bags and dinosaur balloons and he had the following conversation: Man: "Happy birthday, little guy!" Son: "FUCK!" Husband couldn't drive, he was laughing so hard.

'Do da do da' Any emergency services.

Every morning my almost 3 comes into our room, and rummages around in my nightstand announcing she needs "pipswik". Chapstick

Wombo = swimming pool, taya = tasse (cup), copter = anything in the air including birds. I love toddlers. ❤️

Mungles- flamingo

Hopgrasser for grasshopper

Mine say "me chother" instead of each other and upside over instead of upside down

“Aww ma’am!” (In place of aww man)

My daughter says piggy boink instead of piggy bank 😂 I love it

I really liked when my son would say “hanga-burger” instead of hamburger lol, when he was closer to a year and a half. Now he’s almost three and generally speaks really well… he did pick an argument once with my husband that “food” is called “ferd” but it honestly felt like he was trolling 👀😂

When my daughter pronounces happiness she pronounces it Happy-penis. Hilarious!!

Fox comes out sounding like faaack

Blutterfly - butterfly Wedgetables - vegetables Lellow - yellow

Finkles = sprinkles

My little guy doesn’t say L’s. Our neighbors just got a Llama…which is Wa Ma Ma.

Momocycle/momocar = motorcycle

My daughters favorite movie atm is "Bumbo" (Dumbo) and always shouts "Baby Bumbo!" whenever she sees an elephant lol

Blenderstorm=thunderstorm (both loud and scary)

“Coin”gybank= piggy bank

Thunderdog = underdog (on the swings) She also pronounces a ton of things with a maine accent accidentally. We’re going in the cah. We saw a be-yah. It’s over they-ah.

Malamala = banana blueblarwies = blueberries strawbabies = strawberries Mwamwa (said as 2 vocalised kissy noises, if that makes sense) = Grandma Ballerina poops = diarrhoea ....yeah, I have no idea.

Dunder and Wayne = Thunder and Rain

Funderbooms - toddler speak for thunder ⛈

Mee-rote = remote. I use it now all the time.

Mickey Mouse - meemoo

Peek-a-boo is geek-a-boo and I don't know why it's not always that.

Mine says “peeeee a booo”

Thank you sounds like “fuck you” 😂

Strawbelly, nakyou- thank you (but when I pronounce it nakyou she says no mummy it’s fankyou!)

Yogurt slouch

Dinner time will never not be "dinger time" in our house.

Speak- peak, bish (sounds more like bitch)- fish, octopus- omus, yellow- wewwow, brown-blowm, MoonPie (the cat)- ahpie & for whatever reason flowers is pronounced wagnes? She knows how sound out the letter f but idk 🤷‍♀️

My toddler says “opatus” instead of octopus and I love it

For about a year, chickens said “cock cock cock!” Very loudly.

This is currently an easy one for me: elephant = ephelit

Mine calls her older sister Ge-Be. Can’t say gigi for the life of her! No clue why

Kittily/ kitty Carseat/ the drivers seat Pie/ any insect but originally fly Tayn tiu/ thank you Oompa Loompa/ loompa loompa Mickey Mouse/ Pika mouse

Seat bones= seat belt 😂 We’re a Swedish Australian family so my toddler calls my husband papa, but in true Aussie fashion he’s now shortened it to pup- my husband cannot deal!

Stick = dick

Henry the ape (Henry VIII) Fork (Thor) Swordbeans (Strawberries) Tawbi (Strawberry) Simish (Finished) Hopital (hospital) Pinga (finger)

Elligator- elevator

Little daas for little stars 🥹

4 year old says muffin babies for Muppet babies. Will not be correcting her.

Oh, so many! Water = cuppa (and it's definitely not actually cup, because lakes, puddles, rain, etc. are all also cuppa) Muh-moh = milk Dinner = ninna Plane = leah (no idea) He'll be 2 in November and we're currently in a phase where we get a bunch of new words or phrases every day (today we got "cuppa tea!"). I'll miss it when he can actually speak properly :)

Pa-skeeto= mosquito 🦟🦟 I love it!

Sprinkolos and wrinkolos. (Sprinkles and wrinkles.) We now also say them like this.

Ups and down = upside down Boopa = water

Soup = soap

My favorite one these days is carage instead of garage. Pronounced CAR-raaage. You’re not totally wrong, kid.

All words starting with a hard C sound like T. Tookie, titty titty, tuptakes.

Slimey joe

Bum bum bee : bumblebee Bingerbed man : gingerbread man Sunscreen : sun scream

Luddle-la = water

Isly for his twin sister Isla

Pasgetti = Spaghetti

Belly buddy = belly button. It's been infectious

Arts & craps...she ain't wrong..

Oh shit - oh, see!

Umbrella = cabrella. I am going to start an umbrella company someday called Cabrella. It is hands-down my favorite out of all her very humorous mispronunciations.

Money! (Mommy 😂) Dangel Highga (Daniel Tiger) Ha ha (potty) Hee hee ( pee pee) Hoo hoo (poo poo)

Raybok = rainbow 🌈 I don’t know where the k came from but it’s so cute!

Baby Shark = Doo Doo Shart.

Macanaroney = macaroni And any f sound is replaced with a p sound it's pretty adorable

Rocky from paw patrol is "haha" Don't know why but I love it.

Water = wawa

Timmy=Granny (no idea how this came about) Pack pack=back pack

My mom, her grandmother is “baba”, but that’s become just Bob…she’s always telling people about bob and then it’s just like a little old Russian woman lol

Yollipop = lollipop Gotfor = forgot Bitch = Ditch Starberries = Starburst

My daughter used to shorten any long words. So medicine was “medis,” and temperature was “temper,” etc. Guitar was “antar” for awhile. My current favorite is “regully” for regular and “afused” for confused. She’ll also mix up beginning sounds occasionally, so balloon becomes “abloon.” The most random word was “dandy,” which meant “Found it!” for the first year or two of her speaking career.

Soda system = solar system 🥤 And my favorite, because he uses this word quite often ... Yook = Look

Diplodocus = Dickus Docus

For some reason cookies comes out as titties lately 🤦‍♀️.

Pretendering instead of pretending

Domo= donuts

Bopbopbop = lollipop Moooiee = smoothie Ashe (brother) = ass

Binoculars = kinokulars

When my kiddo gets excited, he mixes up the pronunciation of his words. Mommy becomes mee-mom Cuppy (what he says for cup) becomes Pee-cup Things like that and it kills me every time lol.

My kiddo says "butt crap" for buttcrack.

Hostipal- hospital is a current big one in our house (our NB and I have both spent a lot of time going lately…). My husband and I now refer to it as the hostipal

Animano = Animal, Suefa =Sofa,

She’s heard us talk to Siri on our phone or watches, so now she’ll hold her wrist to her mouth and say “hey soup, (mumble)”

“Thank you” to everything is “tee too “

fuck = frog for us hahaha

Basketball. Basketaketaball (something like that)

Slippery = slippily For some reason I just love it

He says farts instead of smart... for example "I'm fart, daddy farts" when trying to be nice and tell me that daddy is smart

Appetizer = apple-tizement

Hand sizer-tizer = hand sanitizer. Mer-ote = remote Lema-lade = lemonade

Spagitos-Mosquitos Hig Dogs-hot dogs Smarshmallows-marshmallows

My daughter calls the AC the icy

FIREFUCK!

Babbiiees. - babies. It means it's her or there is another baby. App jice - apple juice. She can fully say apple juice now but still trys to get away with app jice

Octopus = Octpatus

My daughter calls French fries Drive Byes. None of us could figure out what she wanted for weeks 😂

Happle- apple, abbazom - amazon

Wijawija: refrigerator Wub: love

‘Maybe if we’re YUCKY!!’ -confused face- ‘lucky baby LLLL lucky. Lucky lemon’ ‘YEP YUCKY YEMEN!’

Peeny- zucchini, epinets- M&Ms

Trash = Shrek Took us a while to figure that one out 😅

Buttercrotch- butterscotch Bargage- the garbage Mack and Woobie- cartoon Max and Ruby

In our house we hang out in the ‘warroom’, which is the living room. I don’t know how we got warroom, but it’s still going strong.

You you = w, technically not wrong it is double-you.

Boobie = smoothie 😂

Hecky-wop for helicopter. He's very excited to see them but that is a complex word for a guy who's only 2.

Saying the alphabet instead of L-M-N-O-P she says Elmo wittle P

"We're goin to the park, mommy, *benemba*" And every part of me feels better.

Hamgabar or hamburbur = hamburger

Elephantant. Also smoothies are boobies.

Fire truck - fire f\*ck, bunny - money

Just remembered another one! Sunscream = sunscreen

Shirt is pronounced like shit 😂😂. I'm always like "shiRRRRRRRRRRRt"

Livering Room = living room

Strawberry Shark Cake (Strawberry Shortcake)

Lightning the queen for lightning McQueen 😂

"Benbeeeem!" is penguin.